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Date: June 11th, 2019 7:35 PM Author: Brilliant racy nowag sandwich which day do you redo and why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38374809) |
Date: June 11th, 2019 7:38 PM Author: nighttime telephone brunch the day i had a 3some with the 2 hottest cheerleaders just after scoring the winning touchdown in the state championship game. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38374823) |
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Date: June 11th, 2019 8:03 PM Author: vivacious lemon native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38374989) |
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Date: June 11th, 2019 11:47 PM Author: appetizing hot abode (The xo poaster story) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38376367) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 12:19 AM Author: Embarrassed to the bone stirring national redo in the op means a day that actually happened dupa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38376517) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 12:24 AM Author: nighttime telephone brunch Wtf why is this so unbelievable? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38376530) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 3:15 PM Author: Slap-happy Arrogant Reading Party Corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38379235) |
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Date: June 11th, 2019 7:39 PM Author: Brilliant racy nowag sandwich clarification, had to be an actual day you lived through, not something you dreamed about (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38374831) |
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Date: June 11th, 2019 7:52 PM Author: Salmon irradiated stag film The day I turned down a date with the prom queen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38374921) |
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Date: June 11th, 2019 7:55 PM Author: Brilliant racy nowag sandwich why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38374942) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 12:23 AM Author: Salmon irradiated stag film i had such a huge crush on her. but i didn't realize i had become good looking -- because i was a glasses-wearing dweeb before senior year. but some thuggish kid i kind of knew, says to her in study hall, "hey! you and dr. thunder should go out!" she replies to me, "your treat?" i was embarrassed and blew it off. i'd like that re-do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38376529) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 9:02 AM Author: Boyish Menage she still thinks about you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38377322) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 4:06 PM Author: Jade arousing area i had a similar experience. i then tried to ask her out a week later and she said no. SAD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38379578) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 4:10 PM Author: fluffy gas station she wasn't serious the first time obv (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38379598) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 4:10 PM Author: fluffy gas station she was kidding (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38379594) |
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Date: June 11th, 2019 7:53 PM Author: motley dun state the SAT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38374932) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 12:25 AM Author: sinister point community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38376532) |
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Date: June 11th, 2019 8:01 PM Author: concupiscible jet-lagged windowlicker den Is this supposed to be the best day that you had in high school? Or the one that you would want a do-over on because you messed things up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38374973) |
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Date: June 11th, 2019 8:02 PM Author: Orchid big-titted potus preventive strike depends on whether youre a pumo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38374980) |
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Date: June 11th, 2019 8:06 PM Author: Brilliant racy nowag sandwich any one day - good, bad, or otherwise (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38375007) |
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Date: June 11th, 2019 8:04 PM Author: flesh know-it-all partner ladyboy The day we got 6 freshman girls to take their shirts off and make out with each other at their first house party then get my dick sucked by 2 of them at same time
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Date: June 11th, 2019 8:07 PM Author: sticky chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38375011) |
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Date: June 11th, 2019 8:10 PM Author: sooty big wrinkle Sophomore fall I hung out with a Senior chick and we cuddled in her bed, but I didnt make a move because I you a young pussy and there were people around and I was scared they'd walk in. In hindsight she was doing everything she could to get me to hook up with her. JFC what was I thinking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38375039) |
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Date: June 11th, 2019 8:11 PM Author: Brilliant racy nowag sandwich youth is indeed wasted on the young. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38375048) |
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Date: June 11th, 2019 8:15 PM Author: fluffy gas station you've told like 8 versions of this story all with different endings on this board you faggy chink (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38375070) |
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Date: June 11th, 2019 8:16 PM Author: flesh know-it-all partner ladyboy Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38375076) |
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Date: June 11th, 2019 8:17 PM Author: Topaz Tripping Dysfunction Multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38375081) |
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Date: June 11th, 2019 11:18 PM Author: Talking Aromatic Dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38376239) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 9:11 AM Author: Purple glittery space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38377350) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 1:14 PM Author: Slap-happy Arrogant Reading Party Corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38378486) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 4:25 PM Author: Passionate ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38379687) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 6:11 PM Author: Stimulating Shrine he fucking sucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38380202) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 3:20 PM Author: adventurous honey-headed rehab I've done this in my 20s and in fact my 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38379261) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 4:10 PM Author: mind-boggling cobalt blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38379603) |
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Date: June 11th, 2019 8:19 PM Author: Grizzly cruel-hearted center homeschool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38375090) |
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Date: June 11th, 2019 8:20 PM Author: Brilliant racy nowag sandwich you want to be homeschooled for a day? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38375105) |
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Date: June 11th, 2019 8:20 PM Author: multi-colored charcoal feces whorehouse Day I lost my virginity at sophomore year gf's house. Would be more of relive than redo, but I'd have better moves. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38375103) |
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Date: June 11th, 2019 11:14 PM Author: Brilliant racy nowag sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38376222) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 9:11 AM Author: Purple glittery space gayest possible answer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38377353) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 9:16 AM Author: dashing goyim doctorate Cr. Bet she was a biological female too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38377366) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 9:52 AM Author: Purple glittery space *vomits cum* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38377501) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 12:28 PM Author: Dark supple spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38378270) |
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Date: June 11th, 2019 8:20 PM Author: azure parlour striped hyena Really good hypo. Three possible answers for me.... 1. Senior prom, starting with meeting up with bros & dates, heading to yacht club, dinner, dancing, all-night party, breakfast at friend's house and chilling in basement watching movies, then taking date out to park for a few before heading home, crashing, up and going to track practice next afternoon. Just perfect day. 2. A vanilla early summer (after graduation is okay right?) day, work my chill office job, get off, meet up with friends, play video games and eat pizza in basement, meet up with girlfriend, head to movies, makeout in car, drop her off late, just enjoying an endless ordinary summer day. 3. The regret... was in a school play, huge crush on a girl who played a role across from me, our banter had escalated over the performances, night of the cast party in the dark at some house without much parental supervision, couldn't really find her so I bailed, I should have made the effort. She's now married to an A-list musician. It never would have worked out for us but I regret not trying to do more.... |
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Date: June 11th, 2019 11:15 PM Author: fragrant round eye water buffalo None (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38376224) |
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Date: June 11th, 2019 11:23 PM Author: Bossy skinny woman Any of em. My faggiest shit eatingest aspiest Elliot Rodgerest days in HS were still better than this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38376262) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 9:16 AM Author: Wonderful office boltzmann co-signed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38377365) |
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Date: June 11th, 2019 11:29 PM Author: beta turquoise stain When I was in high school, I was extremely sheltered due to a combination of being a striver who was afraid of getting into trouble and coming from a very religious household. I missed out on a lot of experiences in a way that continues to haunt me.
So, senior year, I did sort of have a girlfriend. We didn't do much beyond going out for lunch from time to time, and it would have been tough to do more anyway since we went to a very strict boarding school. When the prom came around, she agreed to go with me.
The prom was basically the one time of the year the school let us act at all like normal teenagers. The popular thing to do was to get a pass to leave campus for the night, and then stay at a hotel with a big group of people after the dance. My girlfriend and a bunch of her friends had reserved a hotel suite, and she wanted me to stay there after the dance.
My parents were shocked and outraged when I even suggested such a thing to them. They said I had to go back to the dorm after the dance. But then, the day before prom, out of nowhere my grandmother told my parents that they should let me stay at the hotel, and they relented. Throughout this whole process, the thought of having sex with my girlfriend and losing my virginity had never even occurred to me.
So, I went to the dance the next night. My girlfriend was all over me and kept singing little parts of a song to me. We got back to the hotel and eventually everyone went to bed. My girlfriend and I were directed to our own private bed and ... I went to sleep. The thought crossed my mind that I should try to do something with her. I may have even had a condom in my wallet. But I was so afraid of somehow getting in trouble (getting her pregnant, getting an STD (lol), getting accused of rape, etc.) that I did absolutely nothing other than snuggle up with her a little.
But hey, at least I got to go to an Ivy, with a bunch of people with similar experiences.
Anyway, if I had the chance, I would obviously go back and try to bang my girlfriend that night. |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 8:48 AM Author: Brilliant racy nowag sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38377298) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 12:30 PM Author: Dark supple spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38378278) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 2:04 PM Author: Maroon Giraffe Resort 180 poast/moniker synergy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38378730) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 2:09 PM Author: gay razzle-dazzle kitchen mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38378775) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 2:53 PM Author: citrine sneaky criminal didn't you once claim to have gone to Harvard College? People usually use HYP if they want to avoid specifically naming Harvard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38379078) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 4:37 PM Author: beta turquoise stain I have never disclosed beyond Ivy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38379748) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 4:03 PM Author: fluffy gas station and to think only 20 years later you finally lost your virginity to a prostitute! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38379566) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 9:05 AM Author: Drab nubile plaza organic girlfriend I bricked some major layups (sex/hooking up with chicks in case you have aspergers) that still haunt me to this day. I would probably pick one of those. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38377330) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 1:46 PM Author: Drab nubile plaza organic girlfriend this thread got me thinking about that now. thanks faggots. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38378636) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 7:32 PM Author: Diverse Pit Psychic cool slang bro
*drinks monster* |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 7:45 PM Author: Dark supple spot Can layups even be bricked? I thought bricks had to bounce hard off of the rim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38380510) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 9:15 AM Author: dashing goyim doctorate The day this chick I liked approached me in gym class and asked me to have sex with her and I just kind of laughed it off. God damn I was dumb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38377361) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 9:18 AM Author: Dark supple spot The day I got suspended for two weeks (then later expelled from the same event). I made some bad decisions that day.
I went to a new boarding school junior year, and no one was really interested in being friends with me. I was studying Switzerland before, then came to the US, so I had no clue what US customs were, and I mostly based it off of movies. One of these prejudices was that Americans like drugs and parties. My idea to make some friends was to throw a drug-filled party. One problem was that I was rich and I didn't know anything about drugs, and I ended up buying a kilo of cocaine. The house counselor found it like immediately, and while my parents were able to keep me out of jail, I got expelled and my easy walk straight into Harvard turned into a struggle for any school to admit me. |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 3:12 PM Author: Low-t excitant school cafeteria Flame? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38379224) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 5:29 PM Author: Dark supple spot How could I make that up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38379980) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 7:32 PM Author: Diverse Pit Psychic 180 if true. also funny how foreigners get a kick out of red/blue solo cups "just like the movies" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38380489) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 9:27 AM Author: Frozen hell jap The day I tried to live (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38377411) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 9:54 AM Author: mewling umber double fault lay SAT day obviously, I'd pwn it with my sharp legal mind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38377507) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 12:35 PM Author: spectacular avocado crotch Would really like to redo the last day of 7th grade (chose to hang out with guys instead of the hottest girl in the school) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38378318) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 12:55 PM Author: Shivering library As someone above said, there were a couple of bricked layups I'd like back. Specifically, there was one time where I was alone with a hot girl that I was deeply in love with and we were both chilling on her bed after school and she was talking about sex and how good it felt and she even pulled out a bunch of condoms from her closet, but I just laid there autistically with my arms at my side. I was too nervous and inexperienced and felt she was too sexually forward for me to handle at the time, but I really did love this girl. We really clicked. She was smart but rebellious with an IDGAF attitude and had a bit of a dark side which was very appealing to me. She eventually became frustrated with me for moving so slow and ended up dating/screwing my best friend to spite me. My Mom was happy because she didn't like her. Thought she was too wild. Years later I ran into her at a party while I was home for college and she told me I broke her heart because I never returned her calls. I guess she left a bunch of messages with my Mom, but my Mom never told me. She ended up marrying a race car driver. Not flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38378412) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 1:49 PM Author: Drab nubile plaza organic girlfriend I was talking more about base level like shit falling in your lap with absolutely no effort and being a retard about it. that seemed to happen a lot towards the last few months of senior year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38378650) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 1:02 PM Author: pungent marvelous church building The day I pussed out when the hottest guy in school sent me a text saying "when we gonna hook up lol jk." In retrospect he wasn't jk'ing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38378442) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 4:04 PM Author: fluffy gas station thingsthatneverhappened (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38379573) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 1:13 PM Author: Alcoholic trailer park puppy The day I had a loaded gun in my hands (friend's dad's) and was scared to touch the trigger, much less discharge it into my mouth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38378481) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 1:17 PM Author: infuriating coffee pot I got my front tooth broken in HS. I'd relive that day to avoid that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38378498) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 4:20 PM Author: High-end exciting clown Guy who did not see Capt. Picard try to relive his fight with the Nossicans only to learn that the replacement heart was worth the life experience! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38379658) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 2:11 PM Author: gay razzle-dazzle kitchen mediation my entire HS life was so pathetic from beginning to end i don't think i could parachute into any one single day and change my life noticeably even for that day. LJL i dont even think i have the mental fortitude i did in HS to do better on the SAT than i did then (went to good UG anyway so doesnt matter). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38378789) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 2:12 PM Author: claret swashbuckling site love of her life Not flame, I'd spend one more day with my grandparents. Golfing with my grandpa, coming home to their house to grill out on their back deck and have iced tea and some dessert my grandma made. 180 memories that are better than any high school BJ - no stress, unconditional love, just pure contentment. Tough to understand at age 17 when you're wishing your life away to get to college that those days would end abruptly and you'd do anything to get them back.
Actually, the perfect ending to that day would be going to my HS gf's house, parking around the block, having her sneak me in, and fooling around with her perfect body to Jodeci with a giant Yankee Candle lit while her parents are asleep. |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 3:14 PM Author: Low-t excitant school cafeteria this is the cr re-do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38379232) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 3:14 PM Author: Dark supple spot Yr a good bro, bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38379233) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 3:21 PM Author: adulterous locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38379267) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 3:56 PM Author: Brilliant racy nowag sandwich cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38379522) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 4:05 PM Author: fluffy gas station CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38379575) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 4:20 PM Author: mewling umber double fault lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38379659) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 4:25 PM Author: Passionate ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38379689) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 6:04 PM Author: Shivering library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38380168) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 7:22 PM Author: gay razzle-dazzle kitchen mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38380456) |
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Date: June 13th, 2019 1:22 PM Author: Wonderful office boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38383592) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 2:14 PM Author: Slap-happy Arrogant Reading Party Corner I'd redo the first day I packed a lip of copenhagen long cut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38378806) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 3:23 PM Author: Exhilarant garrison black woman TOC PRELIMS so I could prove that quotemo wrong!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38379283) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 3:24 PM Author: buck-toothed antidepressant drug 9/11 so i can set my alarm and watch the 2nd tower get hit live (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38379288) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 7:12 PM Author: Purple glittery space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38380425) |
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Date: June 17th, 2019 3:23 PM Author: Purple glittery space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38401238) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 3:24 PM Author: Purple glittery space retake the asvab and pretend to be a nonverbal retard so I could chill in the air force until I retire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38379290) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 5:35 PM Author: Self-absorbed Rebellious Theater Stage My school made everyone take the ASVAB on short notice. I assume the school was getting some sort of kickback grant from the military. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38380020) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 3:25 PM Author: Chocolate heaven foreskin Excited to add my contribution to this long list of stories about beta dorks selfpwning with hot high school girls!
Easily the girl I had the biggest crush in my whole life. She had giant like must have been EE tits that were so perky and bouncy and a pretty face with clear skin (or good makeup) and high cheek bones and every other part of her was rail thin, except she had athletic, muscular, long legs despite being 5'4". When we were sophomores she dated the star running back and captain of the football team. When we were seniors she dated this guy who was the QB at another high school. I have jerked off to this chick's friendster, then myspace, then facebook pictures for the last 20 years.
So in retrospect this girl clearly developed a crush on me after I stood up in class one time Junior year and said some punk rock shit about how lame a spirit week theme was because I was punk rock as hell. And then after that she'd always say hi in the halls and ask me about my band and I would not get the hint because it was unfathomable. When I saw her at homecoming senior year she was wasted and super flirty in front of her boyfriend and then he sort of saddled over (even more wasted) and he looked a lot like me. She introduced him and he shook my hand and said nothing. I shrugged and went back to my nerd friends to keep laughing at how we'd stuffed the ballot box and got my buddy elected prom king.
Cut to that spring of senior year she randomly calls my house on a Sunday afternoon out of the blue. And I was fucking petrified and confused and of course went full aspie. She asked me if I had any plans and I literally told her I was really psyched because the Simpsons Lollapalooza episode was that night. We talked for a solid 20 minutes, her clearly waiting for me to ask her to do something, me, honestly, I don't know, reciting the periodic table to her?
I'd like a second shot at that phone call. |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 4:01 PM Author: fluffy gas station she wasn't ever interested in you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38379554) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 4:10 PM Author: Chocolate heaven foreskin So then I'm 28 and have been married for a year--and already having problems!--and she poasts this sad (public) screed on facebook that hot girls who are aging and in bad marriages are wont to poast. And she complains that everyone from high school acts like they're too cool for facebook, but somewhere in the process she goes off about how hot she thought I was. I got like 27 texts about it that day and debated extensively with my high school buddies about how long to wait before adding her as a friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38379602) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 4:11 PM Author: fluffy gas station totally sounds like this happened! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38379607) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 4:13 PM Author: Chocolate heaven foreskin I have a strong track record on here of being an aspie faggot that is not creative enough to make this up. But believe what you want, homie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38379617) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 4:09 PM Author: Wonderful office boltzmann This was a great story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38379589) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 4:11 PM Author: Chocolate heaven foreskin TBF I had you at giant EE firm healthy high school tits. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38379605) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 4:11 PM Author: Wonderful office boltzmann Was there anything I needed to read past that?
You need to post a pic |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 4:17 PM Author: Chocolate heaven foreskin The part about the Simpsons episode still makes me chuckle.
She took down all her bikini pics years ago (top 5 saddest days of my life to date). If I poasted a pic from her current facebook it would be her fully clothed, 30 lbs heavier with her three year old (do I still jerk to these? of course I do). But I will see if I can find an instagram ho who looks similar/at the same level and type of hotness of body as her at 18.
She was on the diving team and her diving events were so awkward because every dude there was fighting for position to watch her tits bounce during her windup on the board. It was hilarious. |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 4:23 PM Author: Wonderful office boltzmann I wish that I had known at the time that those would be the best times I would ever have.
Thinking about these days makes me so sick of working every day, sick of dealing with old injuries, and just sick of the general churn of being 41. I'm so tired of all of this. |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 5:15 PM Author: Chocolate heaven foreskin Not trying to talk shit about something that’s bothering you less nowadays, but I honestly think it’s like 80% your wife. If I had your wife I would hire some illegals to shortporch her and then call ICE on them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38379931) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 5:32 PM Author: Dark supple spot How would you know her tits were perky? Sounds like flame. No tits over a C are ever perky, even on 13 year olds (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38380003) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 6:44 PM Author: Chocolate heaven foreskin See above re diving team which meant no bra in a one piece that didn’t fit and was super low cut on her (but none of the other girls on the team) bc her tits were awesomely huge and perky. She would also nip pretty hard bc it was cold/in the winter and the 50-odd high school aged boys watching would all be holding their swimbags in front of their crotches for some reason. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38380324) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 7:33 PM Author: Dark supple spot A one piece that’s too small in no way can tell you whether tits are perky or not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38380493) |
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Date: June 13th, 2019 4:54 PM Author: Chocolate heaven foreskin So I disagree, but perhaps a visual aid will help:
https://m.swimoutlet.com/guides/what-is-the-speedo-hydro-bra
Imagine this girl, but her tits are like 2.5x but at the same spot on her chest so she’s showing like 4 inches of cleavage but it’s mostly horizontal. And girl in this pic has a built in bra, but the chick I’m talking about is a 1994 CGWBT bouncing up and down on a diving board and then climbing out of the pool dripping wet with her swimsuit clinging and skin glistening. |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 7:58 PM Author: Brilliant racy nowag sandwich ung (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38380576) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 3:29 PM Author: Wonderful office boltzmann My last HS football game so I could kill myself on the field the second the game was over. Nothing that happened after that game was really worth the hassle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38379318) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 3:30 PM Author: Sepia Flirting Hospital I drop out day one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38379320) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 4:07 PM Author: Jade arousing area the first day. you gotta set the tone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38379584) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 4:13 PM Author: Low-t excitant school cafeteria I'd go back to Christmas Day of 1998 and hang out with family, especially my oldest aunt and my grandparents. I wouldn't change much aside from where I directed my attention. I'd focus on the important things and ignore the rest. I wouldn't care what was on the TV, wouldn't focus on the gifts I'd received, and I wouldn't care what my friends were doing. The only thing I'd concern myself with is spending time with the people I can't spend time with today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38379614) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 4:26 PM Author: claret swashbuckling site love of her life Cr. The teenaged mind wanted those events to end asap so that we could go play Mortal Kombat and NBA Jam or go makeout with gf for the 50th time; now you blink and it's Monday morning again, you're very aware that there are a finite number of Christmases left with Aunt X, Dad, etc. Now imagine doing this today with iPhones - kids probably don't even look up from their laps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38379696) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 6:42 PM Author: Low-t excitant school cafeteria Coming to that realization and learning to differentiate between signal and noise is an important - and often painful - part of growing up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38380320) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 6:49 PM Author: Brilliant racy nowag sandwich there are some SAD comments in this thread...this one is up there... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38380338) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 4:14 PM Author: Brilliant racy nowag sandwich im waiting for the redo one day in college thread so i can contribute.
h.s. i was a poormo and most of my mental illness stemmed not having money/food insecurities, etc.
actually one story comes to mind. sophomore year i was making out with a friend's cousin his room and she jammed her tongue down my throat. it was the first time i french kissed someone and thought it was grossed. she was visiting from out of town and got around apparently. i didn't know what to do or how to do it. SAD. |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 5:26 PM Author: Stimulating Shrine oh dear how sad |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 5:28 PM Author: Dark supple spot ITT: a bunch of psychos who are foregoing an opportunity to do something truly meaningful, just so they can get rejected by a 15 year old. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38379975) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 5:32 PM Author: Self-absorbed Rebellious Theater Stage I can't think of a single day that is worth reliving. So just pick one randomly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38379997) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 6:58 PM Author: Massive Casino Therapy Not sure about specific day but all my failures with women stemmed from my fear and insecurities of what others might think or about my reputation. Like, I can't hook up with her, she's not hot enough. Or I can't let her know I like her, she'll tell everyone and then I'll be embarrassed.
Pretty stupid thinking. I should've just said fuck it. Like every other poaster here, I had my chances with some of the hottest girls in HS due to my obvious brilliance, 6'0" athletic build, and bad boy charm. |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 7:10 PM Author: Maroon Giraffe Resort Ok, Chang. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38380420) |
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Date: June 12th, 2019 7:02 PM Author: sable cuckold locale Good idea for a thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38380392) |
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Date: June 13th, 2019 12:10 PM Author: Brilliant racy nowag sandwich Poasting in effort to keep thread alive. That is all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38383339) |
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Date: June 13th, 2019 2:04 PM Author: Thriller Gay Wizard Pistol live out a violent revenge fantasy. it's more or less the only episode from the whole sorry period that spontaneously replays in my head. it would be incredibly gratifying. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38383772) |
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Date: June 13th, 2019 4:57 PM Author: deranged address The day I found XO because haha wow holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38384735) |
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Date: June 17th, 2019 2:38 PM Author: gold heady tanning salon Sept. 10, 2001 you unpatriotic faggots (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38401055) |
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Date: June 17th, 2019 4:25 PM Author: Self-absorbed Rebellious Theater Stage Not high school. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281024&forum_id=2#38401589) |