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Bonkers Factory Reset Button Reading Party
  06/17/19
lol at that charlatan knowing "law"
diverse sick stead
  06/17/19
his voice is not very alpha
arousing chartreuse trust fund jap
  06/17/19
Did you watch EPAH's video? Voice was hardly alpha and he di...
Cerebral organic girlfriend
  06/17/19
what does epah do
diverse sick stead
  06/17/19
big time shit.
arousing chartreuse trust fund jap
  06/17/19
I did and EPAH sounds more alpha than this guy - this dude s...
arousing chartreuse trust fund jap
  06/17/19
is epah tort lawyer? i thought he did divorce.
diverse sick stead
  06/17/19
LJl he does like big time lanham act plaintiff’s lit a...
Crawly red national security agency house
  06/18/19
love it. this guy is a real lawyer. u? LJL
Lilac razzle-dazzle school voyeur
  06/17/19
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Stimulating saffron roommate laser beams
  06/17/19
How did this chick get a 123 million dollar verdict wearing ...
histrionic site cuckoldry
  06/17/19
damn, at first glance i thought she was the actual captain o...
Stimulating saffron roommate laser beams
  06/17/19
Lol, I'm surprised I hadn't heard about this. Didn't realiz...
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walnut very tactful coffee pot office
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godawful filthpig
  06/17/19
JFC.
walnut very tactful coffee pot office
  06/17/19
proof that law is for faggots. i could do what he did 40-50x...
turquoise state
  06/17/19
so why not do what he does?
Thirsty Theatre Pisswyrm
  06/17/19
wasting enough time to get to that point isn't worth it
turquoise state
  06/17/19
LMFAO typical xo loser w painfully obvious delusions of gran...
Thirsty Theatre Pisswyrm
  06/17/19
u sound mad
turquoise state
  06/17/19
I also like the idea that the juries that have propelled thi...
Lilac razzle-dazzle school voyeur
  06/17/19
I think he means the globocorp defendants
Startled business firm
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He needs to tighten up that wrist
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Date: June 17th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Bonkers Factory Reset Button Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284539&forum_id=2#38400168)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 10:37 AM
Author: diverse sick stead

lol at that charlatan knowing "law"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284539&forum_id=2#38400182)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 11:20 AM
Author: arousing chartreuse trust fund jap

his voice is not very alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284539&forum_id=2#38400392)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 1:49 PM
Author: Cerebral organic girlfriend

Did you watch EPAH's video? Voice was hardly alpha and he did pretty well for himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284539&forum_id=2#38400918)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: diverse sick stead

what does epah do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284539&forum_id=2#38401072)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: arousing chartreuse trust fund jap

big time shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284539&forum_id=2#38401224)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: arousing chartreuse trust fund jap

I did and EPAH sounds more alpha than this guy - this dude sounds kinda spazzy and high pitched. EPAH was slower and more calculating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284539&forum_id=2#38401222)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 3:55 PM
Author: diverse sick stead

is epah tort lawyer? i thought he did divorce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284539&forum_id=2#38401394)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 7:58 AM
Author: Crawly red national security agency house

LJl he does like big time lanham act plaintiff’s lit and gets mad verdicts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284539&forum_id=2#38404389)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:08 PM
Author: Lilac razzle-dazzle school voyeur

love it. this guy is a real lawyer. u? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284539&forum_id=2#38400592)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 1:04 PM
Author: Stimulating saffron roommate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284539&forum_id=2#38400812)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 1:34 PM
Author: histrionic site cuckoldry

How did this chick get a 123 million dollar verdict wearing a captains hat in opening?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL6xWt_eXl0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284539&forum_id=2#38400877)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: Stimulating saffron roommate laser beams

damn, at first glance i thought she was the actual captain of the duck boat representing herself and got pwned by $123mm verdict.

even when i saw that she was the plaintiff's lawyer, i still don't know what the fuck is going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284539&forum_id=2#38400892)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 1:51 PM
Author: supple doobsian menage dysfunction

Lol, I'm surprised I hadn't heard about this. Didn't realize judges would allow you LARP in open statements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284539&forum_id=2#38400930)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 1:54 PM
Author: walnut very tactful coffee pot office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284539&forum_id=2#38400936)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: godawful filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284539&forum_id=2#38401068)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 1:54 PM
Author: walnut very tactful coffee pot office

JFC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284539&forum_id=2#38400933)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 1:54 PM
Author: turquoise state

proof that law is for faggots. i could do what he did 40-50x better and i do gay law in sf.

this guy is not charismatic. it's insane, and a testament to our times (which is awful), that this guy can win at anything, and i'm 100% for fucking over the elites

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284539&forum_id=2#38400937)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 2:44 PM
Author: Thirsty Theatre Pisswyrm

so why not do what he does?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284539&forum_id=2#38401078)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 3:07 PM
Author: turquoise state

wasting enough time to get to that point isn't worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284539&forum_id=2#38401192)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 3:14 PM
Author: Thirsty Theatre Pisswyrm

LMFAO typical xo loser w painfully obvious delusions of grandeur

"i could do what he did 40-50x"

"wasting enough time to [be > $100mm net worth trial lawyer] isn't worth it"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284539&forum_id=2#38401216)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: turquoise state

u sound mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284539&forum_id=2#38401265)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 3:35 PM
Author: Lilac razzle-dazzle school voyeur

I also like the idea that the juries that have propelled this guy's career are comprised of "elites" - the dude is a Texas plaintiffs' lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284539&forum_id=2#38401275)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 11:16 AM
Author: Startled business firm

I think he means the globocorp defendants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284539&forum_id=2#38405107)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 3:42 PM
Author: Light Mother Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284539&forum_id=2#38401315)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 3:54 PM
Author: crusty passionate public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284539&forum_id=2#38401390)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: godawful filthpig

He needs to tighten up that wrist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284539&forum_id=2#38401070)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 3:53 PM
Author: Bonkers Factory Reset Button Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4284539&forum_id=2#38401380)