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hypothetical NFL defensive strategy: on-field anal penetration
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Date: September 16th, 2019 4:36 PM Author: Walnut Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4345102&forum_id=2#38843386) |
Date: September 16th, 2019 4:47 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal son of senegal Should be worth more than a field goal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4345102&forum_id=2#38843472) |
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Date: September 16th, 2019 4:48 PM Author: Walnut Base No points awarded just as a means of threatening / stopping the offense; disrupting their playmaking ability; just generally sowing chaos and distraction on the field because of the risk of being anally penetrated by the defensive line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4345102&forum_id=2#38843478) |
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Date: September 16th, 2019 4:50 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal son of senegal If you think about it, for a field goal, the ball just sails right through the uprights when it's aimed correctly.
For anal penetration, just aiming a dick in the right spot is the beginning, you would also have to be fully erect to break the plain of a puckered asshole of a professional athlete.
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Date: September 16th, 2019 4:53 PM Author: Walnut Base Here's the thing: it's a high-risk high-reward strategy. I'm not suggesting it's going to be easy. Exactly to your point--you're dealing with trained, fit, professional athletes who aren't going to easily let their guard down. But imagine how much that would fuck with the mind of the QB as he's doing the play call, getting ready to receive the snap. "Okay, low risk, but there's a CHANCE by the end of this play I'm going to be fully anally penetrated." That's going to knock him off his game. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4345102&forum_id=2#38843517) |
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Date: September 16th, 2019 6:08 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal son of senegal I think it really adds an element of something I really like to this game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4345102&forum_id=2#38843963) |
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Date: November 14th, 2019 11:08 PM Author: silver dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4345102&forum_id=2#39120588) |
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Date: September 16th, 2019 4:53 PM Author: Effete wild pit mental disorder "Now watch Ezekiel Elliot make this cutback. His combination of size and speed make him great at finding that hole and hitting it hard. But Aaron Donald knows a thing or two about hitting holes hard, too. As Elliot makes his move, Donald is able to wrestle free of his blocker and use his agility to swing that massive cock of his right into Elliot. And I mean INTO Elliot. Saved a potential touchdown right there, and gave Eliott something to think about. That's why Donald is an MVP caliber guy." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4345102&forum_id=2#38843514) |
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Date: September 16th, 2019 4:55 PM Author: Walnut Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4345102&forum_id=2#38843529) |
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Date: September 16th, 2019 5:05 PM Author: Walnut Base "4th and goal -- Denver's rushers clearly signaling their intention with all four of them in a cock-up stance at the start of the play; tight pressure; Rombusen in trouble, Terry and Jones breaking free, around the wings ... into Rombusen! Clear and away they're both inside the QB! My God what a spectacular act of violence. And he's hurting folks. He is hurting." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4345102&forum_id=2#38843577) |
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Date: November 19th, 2019 1:24 PM Author: know-it-all therapy karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4345102&forum_id=2#39140099) |
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Date: September 16th, 2019 4:54 PM Author: Primrose Rigor Twinkling Uncleanness (Ndamukong Suh) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4345102&forum_id=2#38843522) |
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Date: September 16th, 2019 4:59 PM Author: motley native To hear some pros tell it, this isn't as hypothetical as you might think. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4345102&forum_id=2#38843547) |
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Date: September 16th, 2019 5:00 PM Author: Effete wild pit mental disorder https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ-7gaYJ-cQ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4345102&forum_id=2#38843556) |
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Date: September 16th, 2019 5:01 PM Author: motley native lol
Edit: Pretty good cross-thread synergy with this post http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4344971&mc=63&forum_id=2#38842693
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Date: November 19th, 2019 1:29 PM Author: Bull headed party of the first part scourge upon the earth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_IFUNoyd0g
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Date: November 14th, 2019 4:25 PM Author: Walnut Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4345102&forum_id=2#39119035) |
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Date: November 19th, 2019 1:18 PM Author: silver dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4345102&forum_id=2#39140061) |