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ITT: U describe most disgusting thing you've fucked and shame felt afterwards
| floppy khaki immigrant | 09/18/19 |
| wonderful voyeur place of business | 09/18/19 |
| floppy khaki immigrant | 09/18/19 |
| wonderful voyeur place of business | 09/18/19 |
| floppy khaki immigrant | 09/18/19 |
| wonderful voyeur place of business | 09/18/19 |
| floppy khaki immigrant | 09/18/19 |
| ungodly obsidian orchestra pit toilet seat | 09/18/19 |
| floppy khaki immigrant | 09/18/19 |
| razzle insane resort | 09/18/19 |
| Glittery brunch fortuitous meteor | 09/18/19 |
| wonderful voyeur place of business | 09/18/19 |
| floppy khaki immigrant | 09/18/19 |
| Grizzly Beta Space Dingle Berry | 09/18/19 |
| Insecure jew | 09/19/19 |
| Bearded domesticated principal's office | 09/19/19 |
| adulterous faggotry gas station | 09/19/19 |
| Insecure jew | 09/18/19 |
| adulterous faggotry gas station | 09/19/19 |
| floppy khaki immigrant | 09/19/19 |
| adulterous faggotry gas station | 09/19/19 |
| floppy khaki immigrant | 09/19/19 |
| adulterous faggotry gas station | 09/19/19 |
| floppy khaki immigrant | 09/19/19 |
| crimson hall | 09/18/19 |
| floppy khaki immigrant | 09/19/19 |
| Insecure jew | 09/18/19 |
| Bearded domesticated principal's office | 09/19/19 |
| ungodly obsidian orchestra pit toilet seat | 09/18/19 |
| Alcoholic copper whorehouse | 09/18/19 |
| Glittery brunch fortuitous meteor | 09/18/19 |
| adventurous poppy parlor bbw | 09/18/19 |
| Insecure jew | 09/18/19 |
| Magenta stimulating corner giraffe | 09/18/19 |
| Flushed Spectacular Spot Selfie | 09/18/19 |
| Bearded domesticated principal's office | 09/19/19 |
| adulterous faggotry gas station | 09/19/19 |
| lascivious hunting ground state | 09/18/19 |
| Twinkling stead | 09/18/19 |
| floppy khaki immigrant | 09/18/19 |
| Twinkling stead | 09/18/19 |
| hideous clown | 09/18/19 |
| floppy khaki immigrant | 09/18/19 |
| Insecure jew | 09/18/19 |
| Flushed Spectacular Spot Selfie | 09/18/19 |
| Bearded domesticated principal's office | 09/19/19 |
| Bearded mind-boggling coldplay fan | 09/19/19 |
| Bearded domesticated principal's office | 09/19/19 |
| floppy khaki immigrant | 09/18/19 |
| laughsome cerise nursing home dopamine | 09/18/19 |
| floppy khaki immigrant | 09/18/19 |
| Insecure jew | 09/18/19 |
| Naked Church Private Investor | 09/19/19 |
| Balding bawdyhouse | 09/19/19 |
| Bearded domesticated principal's office | 09/19/19 |
| citrine exciting dragon | 09/19/19 |
| floppy khaki immigrant | 09/19/19 |
| Vivacious doobsian alpha | 09/19/19 |
| Vigorous athletic conference idea he suggested | 09/19/19 |
| Misanthropic hospital international law enforcement agency | 09/20/22 |
| Misanthropic hospital international law enforcement agency | 09/21/22 |
| Misanthropic hospital international law enforcement agency | 09/21/22 |
| cerebral half-breed cuckoldry | 09/19/19 |
| Bearded domesticated principal's office | 09/19/19 |
| cerebral half-breed cuckoldry | 09/19/19 |
| Fragrant field roast beef | 09/19/19 |
| galvanic black stage | 09/19/19 |
| Hairless indian lodge | 09/19/19 |
| concupiscible rusted station turdskin | 09/19/19 |
| Fragrant field roast beef | 09/19/19 |
| floppy khaki immigrant | 09/19/19 |
| Bearded domesticated principal's office | 09/19/19 |
| Bearded domesticated principal's office | 09/19/19 |
| excitant fear-inspiring kitchen | 09/19/19 |
| emerald lettuce stain | 09/19/19 |
| Sepia sandwich menage | 09/19/19 |
| Bearded domesticated principal's office | 09/19/19 |
| Vigorous athletic conference idea he suggested | 09/19/19 |
| Supple area | 09/19/19 |
| floppy khaki immigrant | 09/19/19 |
| Vigorous athletic conference idea he suggested | 09/19/19 |
| Twinkling stead | 09/19/19 |
| Internet-worthy curious electric furnace market | 09/19/19 |
| Bearded domesticated principal's office | 09/19/19 |
| excitant fear-inspiring kitchen | 09/19/19 |
| onyx ceo | 09/19/19 |
| Charismatic love of her life | 09/19/19 |
| floppy khaki immigrant | 09/19/19 |
| Charismatic love of her life | 09/19/19 |
| citrine exciting dragon | 09/19/19 |
| floppy khaki immigrant | 09/19/19 |
| Turquoise Sinister Legal Warrant Community Account | 09/19/19 |
| Pearly Dead Depressive | 09/19/19 |
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| Bearded domesticated principal's office | 09/19/19 |
| excitant fear-inspiring kitchen | 09/19/19 |
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Date: September 18th, 2019 5:41 PM Author: floppy khaki immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38853619) |
Date: September 18th, 2019 5:49 PM Author: wonderful voyeur place of business About 11 years ago, the weekend after Lehman Brothers went belly up, I fell for a bait and switch Asian pro from Backpage. I knew I wasn't getting the cute 18 y/o with huge eyes and tight bod from the ad but could not have imagined the mongrel 50something Chinese prostitute that pulled up to my apartment in a 20 year old minivan. She had a tight bod with fake tits but she was still old, with a busted face, and dressed like a fucking opium salon hooker (slippers, silk dress, smelled like jade fragrance oil) and so loose she had to jerk me in and out of her hallway proportioned pussy. She just looked like she had a really rough life and despite this put on a pleasant face. I could tell I was the youngest, best looking guy she's had in a while. Anyway, I fucked her on my floor and came in three or four minutes and then she actually started asking me my opinions about the economy, stock market, and told me her son was a student at Baruch College who wanted to be an investment banker but is settling on a Big 4 project management-type job and what are my thoughts about that. Never felt worse about myself when she left my apartment that night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38853653) |
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Date: September 18th, 2019 5:51 PM Author: floppy khaki immigrant Did you hop in the shower immediately after she left? I once took a two hour shower washing my balls and dick like 5 times, as if that would help. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38853665) |
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Date: September 18th, 2019 5:53 PM Author: wonderful voyeur place of business Yes, after furiously googling any freak cases of people getting HIV or AIDS from condom-protected vaginal sex. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38853670) |
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Date: September 18th, 2019 5:54 PM Author: floppy khaki immigrant Have done this in the past.
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Date: September 18th, 2019 6:04 PM Author: wonderful voyeur place of business When was last time you had a similarly regretful experience? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38853717) |
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Date: September 18th, 2019 6:47 PM Author: floppy khaki immigrant Probably like 2.5 years ago after my ex wife moved out. I had a tenant renting my MIL apartment. One night, she came down and we were just BSing and drinking wine. She was telling me about how her ex husband was physically and verbally abusive (like all divorced women) and and how he sexually assaulted her. A few more glasses of wine and she's all over me. She wasn't fat, but she wasn't attractive. Anyway, we start banging and she's the loosest smelliest hole I've ever stuck my dick into. I was gagging from the odor. She started slobbing my knob and wanted me to reciprocate. Told her I had a mouth chancre sore or something to get out of it. She ended up leaving, and I could still smell her rancid bear spray pussy on my dick through my pants. Later found out she had 5 kids. Also, there's no way that woman was ever sexually assaulted. She was a dirty whore. Spent a solid hour in the shower trying to wash that scent off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38853882) |
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Date: September 18th, 2019 6:52 PM Author: ungodly obsidian orchestra pit toilet seat great story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38853914) |
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Date: September 18th, 2019 7:02 PM Author: floppy khaki immigrant Like two months before that I went on a bumble date with a long haul trucker chick. She looked pretty hot in her pics and FB stalking. Anyway, We met and had sushi, then went to a bowling alley. I got hammered while bowling. We then started playing pool and she kicked my ass, and I'm a decent pool player. This should have been a warning sign.
We ended up going back to her house in a cab, and we were half naked before we even set foot inside the house. She immediately starts telling me she wants to be a submissive little slut. I pretty much did every imaginable disgusting thing I could think of to her and she begged for more. Repeated ATM, hard spanking, choking, and I pissed all over her when I was done (at her request). When I was done, I didn't even want to stay the night and took a cab to my brothers house and told him every grimy detail. He couldn't stop laughing. I spent a solid 2 hours in one of the showers in his house.
There's a thread about it somewhere on here. |
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Date: September 18th, 2019 7:09 PM Author: razzle insane resort lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38853987) |
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Date: September 18th, 2019 7:23 PM Author: Glittery brunch fortuitous meteor I'm jealous of this one. Had similar but never on that level. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38854034) |
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Date: September 18th, 2019 10:31 PM Author: wonderful voyeur place of business This one seems worth it, tbh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38854938) |
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Date: September 18th, 2019 11:16 PM Author: floppy khaki immigrant I have far worse stories. Where I was ashamed of myself and not in the funny way.
In college, there was a fat jewess that was very type A and assertive. You know the kind. She had nice skin and a pretty face, but a godawful body. This was before cell phones. One day she said we were going to be study partners that night. She didn't ask, she just told me. She met me in the fraternity house library with her books and we opened them up and seriously within seconds, her hand was on my cock and she was sucking on my neck. I said something stupid like, "was this your ploy all along?" She just said "shut up, don't talk". She was riding my knee pressing her tits in my face. She made sure to tell me she just had a breast reduction. Normally, with a fat chick, I wouldn't want anyone to know. But we were in the fraternity house library (that hardly anyone ever went into except to grab test files).
All I could think is "I guess this is happening and everyone is going to know. Fuck my ass!"
Her blouse was undone and bra unclasped and she unzipped her pants trying to be sexy and just fell over. I had to help her up as she kicked off the leg from one of her pants legs. She undid my belt, unzipped my pants and pulled them to my ankles. She never bothered to close the door. I had to close my eyes because there was too much fat, too much light, and I wasn't attracted to her at all. The star of david necklace was bouncing on her tits as she pounced on my cock. She starts moaning really loud then I heard whispering in the hallway and saw a head peak in from around the door. She didn't care. She also had a very rotten smelling pussy. Yuck. I tried to block out the faces that kept peaking in and the guys "shushing" each other. Heads would peak in around the door every few seconds and I'd hear snickering. I was actually about to nut and I kind of kicked her off my lap so that I didn't cum in her. I then stood up and came all over her leg. She quickly got dressed and left out the back door. I made sure to tell her "Don't tell anyone" as she was leaving. I was still getting my clothes on as dudes were cracking up and laughing. It was really fucking embarrassing. I didn't even live in the house at the time, I had an apartment with 3 other brothers off campus.
Uggh... I still cringe every time I think about it. Not the actual act, but that others knew about it. |
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Date: September 18th, 2019 11:44 PM Author: Grizzly Beta Space Dingle Berry It sounds like you got raped, my dawg.
This is probably what happens in the majority of "rape" or "sexual assault" cases. Chick gets deer in headlights syndrome, dude fucks her, she complaints to the police that she was raped. |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 2:58 PM Author: Insecure jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38857622) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 3:08 PM Author: Bearded domesticated principal's office fuck i got so horny reading this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38857692) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 10:07 PM Author: adulterous faggotry gas station lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38859660) |
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Date: September 18th, 2019 11:21 PM Author: Insecure jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38855113) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 10:05 PM Author: adulterous faggotry gas station you have a brother? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38859647) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 10:07 PM Author: floppy khaki immigrant Yes, and two fat sisters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38859654) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 10:08 PM Author: adulterous faggotry gas station how many women have u fucked dawg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38859661) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 10:11 PM Author: floppy khaki immigrant Lost count at like 50, but probably 400-500 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38859678) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 10:12 PM Author: adulterous faggotry gas station good god (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38859679) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 10:13 PM Author: floppy khaki immigrant I'll randomly remember strange fuckfests with randos and kind of giggle to myself. Hadn't thought about that one in a long long time.
In fact, just remembered one as I typed this
I was at 50 before I graduated high school. Alaskan chicks are total sluts. |
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Date: September 18th, 2019 6:59 PM Author: crimson hall fucking LOL at alaska (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38853942) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 9:15 PM Author: floppy khaki immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38859341) |
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Date: September 18th, 2019 11:20 PM Author: Insecure jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38855111) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 2:58 PM Author: Bearded domesticated principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38857620) |
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Date: September 18th, 2019 5:54 PM Author: ungodly obsidian orchestra pit toilet seat would read again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38853676) |
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Date: September 18th, 2019 5:58 PM Author: Alcoholic copper whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38853687) |
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Date: September 18th, 2019 7:00 PM Author: Glittery brunch fortuitous meteor holy shit. 180 poast. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38853950) |
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Date: September 18th, 2019 7:10 PM Author: adventurous poppy parlor bbw doesn't sound that bad honestly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38853992) |
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Date: September 18th, 2019 11:19 PM Author: Insecure jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38855106) |
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Date: September 18th, 2019 11:20 PM Author: Magenta stimulating corner giraffe that's so fucked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38855110) |
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Date: September 18th, 2019 11:27 PM Author: Flushed Spectacular Spot Selfie How did you cum in 3 minutes if she had a loose pussy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38855126) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 2:57 PM Author: Bearded domesticated principal's office oh my god (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38857610) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 10:04 PM Author: adulterous faggotry gas station amazing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38859637) |
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Date: September 18th, 2019 5:50 PM Author: lascivious hunting ground state Can't say I ever feel shame about it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38853660) |
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Date: September 18th, 2019 6:55 PM Author: Twinkling stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38853923) |
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Date: September 18th, 2019 6:56 PM Author: floppy khaki immigrant His name? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38853926) |
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Date: September 18th, 2019 6:57 PM Author: Twinkling stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38853936) |
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Date: September 18th, 2019 7:43 PM Author: hideous clown One of those white europeanish-Mexicans with an otherwise good looking face and body when clothed but with a botched c-section stomach that revolted me the first time she came over to fuck. I couldn’t even get the job done in the dark. Next time she came around I did her doggy style and still couldn’t gloss over the mental image of that gnarled stomach. I asked if she wanted to do anal and she agreed so was able to finish off then but after she went home the next day I stopped returning her calls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38854094) |
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Date: September 18th, 2019 7:55 PM Author: floppy khaki immigrant 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38854149) |
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Date: September 18th, 2019 11:21 PM Author: Insecure jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38855115) |
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Date: September 18th, 2019 11:28 PM Author: Flushed Spectacular Spot Selfie A literal anal then dump. Well-played. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38855128) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 2:56 PM Author: Bearded domesticated principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38857605) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 3:01 PM Author: Bearded mind-boggling coldplay fan "One of those white europeanish-Mexicans with an otherwise good looking face and body when clothed"
This is remarkably articulate. |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 3:09 PM Author: Bearded domesticated principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38857694) |
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Date: September 18th, 2019 9:27 PM Author: floppy khaki immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38854615) |
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Date: September 18th, 2019 10:32 PM Author: laughsome cerise nursing home dopamine Sila Star. not GFE at all |
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Date: September 18th, 2019 11:01 PM Author: floppy khaki immigrant go on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38855057) |
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Date: September 18th, 2019 11:22 PM Author: Insecure jew Everyone ITT needs Jesus including myself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38855117) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 1:58 PM Author: Naked Church Private Investor an XO poaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38857278) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 2:14 PM Author: Balding bawdyhouse Late 40s overweight rich slut in wine country. This was probably 5 years ago. Matched with this blonde on Tinder shortly before a work trip. Pics looked pretty good, but could tell that she probably had a few extra pounds due to the camera angles.
Fast forward to my return flight cross country to SFO, I start messaging her and I can immediately tell she's DTF. When I land, I drive up to meet her at the bar of some restaurant in Yountville. When I walk in, I recognize her and almost turn around and go back the way I came. She was easily 40 lbs overweight, and looked more like 50 y/o.
But I walk to the bar, have a couple glasses of wine with her. She's very handsy and flirty, and kinda sexy in the washed-up-old-slut kinda way. So I'm like 'fuck it.' We go back to her house (really nice place that backs up to a winery). I fuck her with no condom that night and again the next morning.
I have to be in the office that morning, so I take a quick shower and leave. As I'm walking out to my car, I see a bunch of guys working on her street. I doubt I was the first dude they've seen do the walk of shame from her house on a weekday, lol. Let's just say I questioned some of my life choices during my drive down to the peninsula that morning... |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 2:22 PM Author: Bearded domesticated principal's office I told this story before but I went a couple of months ~~NOPUSSY~~ and broke down and hooked up with a fat retarded nursing student from BC. She was like 6' and 200 pounds, so she was much, much larger than me. I hated her so much. She was super dumb and had this bitchiness to her voice. It was terrible. Anyway I basically cum as soon as I stick my dick in her pussy and then we go again and after like 30 seconds I cum inside her. I regretted it immediately. Everything about it--her shitty messy room that smelled like moldy pizza, her pussy that smelled so bad i could smell my own dick THROUGH MY PANTS after i put them on, her oafishly prole and retarded mick face. I really wanted to die or kill myself in that moment.
The most I can do is two loads so I asked her for 50 cents and made up some lie about how i needed to pay for parking and told her I'd be right back I'm just making sure I don't get towed etc. anyway as soon as I got in my car I went to the liquor store and got a handle of gin and went home and got hammered, took a hot shower, and poasted on xo. |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 9:55 PM Author: citrine exciting dragon I like this story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38859544) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 9:58 PM Author: floppy khaki immigrant I had to re-read to make sure it wasn't one of mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38859569) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 9:57 PM Author: Vivacious doobsian alpha This is the first believable story ITT and resonates so much with my experience. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38859562) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 9:58 PM Author: Vigorous athletic conference idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38859572) |
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Date: September 20th, 2022 3:15 AM Author: Misanthropic hospital international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#45200254) |
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Date: September 21st, 2022 11:53 AM Author: Misanthropic hospital international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#45206656) |
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Date: September 21st, 2022 12:03 PM Author: Misanthropic hospital international law enforcement agency You posted shit like this for years then pursued a relationship with mr and dated me for a year and a half and told me you loved me and couldn’t wait to marry me. Then one day you look me in the eyes and go, “Yeah, part of why we’re breaking up is because of that,” meaning that I’ve been with guys before and you don’t think I’m worth dating. You were trying to hurt me in that moment. You didn’t. I just didn’t think you were the person you acted like on xo even though I should have realized this is who you actually are. You would thank me all the time for being able to overlook your old posts. This is the real you, though. Years of constant use of this site has fucked up your brain, buddy. I could never date the kind of person who’s actively engaged in this site anymore. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#45206714) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 2:25 PM Author: cerebral half-breed cuckoldry fat english girl when I was in UG. I think she shit herself while I was pounding on her obese pussy, as my room smelled like death and there were shit streaks on my sheets the next day. I was mocked for a week by my fraternity brothers for banging such a beast |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 2:28 PM Author: Bearded domesticated principal's office far and away grossest CUNT i ever had the experience of being around belonged to some english fatty i literally wanted to puke because of how bad my dick smelled (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38857460) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 2:33 PM Author: cerebral half-breed cuckoldry pretty sure I did puke afterward (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38857485) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 2:47 PM Author: Fragrant field roast beef This thread is making me feel ill (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38857560) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 2:47 PM Author: galvanic black stage Lawman8 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38857561) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 2:58 PM Author: Hairless indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38857616) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 3:20 PM Author: concupiscible rusted station turdskin In college went on a fishing trip to Alaska with family. We're in the hotel around midnight and its not really dark because its summer. I'm horny and this was before smart phones so you couldn't just look up forced bi pissplay and watch it in HD.
so i walked downtown and was just standing on the sidewalk i think playing snake on my shitty cell phone, some chicks drove by and yelled and waved then drove by again and one yelled her phone number. I couldnt see into the car. Once i figured out the area code there (909) i texted her. We went back and forth for a bit and eventually they came to my hotel and picked me up. Girl was a big chick, had bad skin, greasy hair but was 18 and just graduated hs, she had 2 ugly friends with her. Their car was some little dodge neon filled with old fast food bags and other garbage, They wanted to get booze and go to a lake to party with a bunch of other people and they dropped me at the liquor store to buy booze for them. I pussed out because the lake was like 15 miles out of town and i didn't want to hang out with drunk hs kids so i snuck out the liquor store and got a cab back to the hotel that i didn't pay for cause i had no cash.
Chick texted me around 2 am and asked wtf and i made up a story that i didn't want to risk getting busted for providing alcohol and lose my college scholarship. Told her i just wanted to fuck. She told me to come pick her up so I went and got her in our rental car, drove around town looking for a place to park and eventually ended up back in the hotel parking lot and fucked her in the back seat. She had a condom in her purse, she just laid there and didn't move. When i pulled out the condom came off and jizz got on the backseat. When we were done and got out there was a big bear in the parking lot going through the trash. She said it was no big deal. Dropped her off at her friends car and she said thank you. For a few years she'd text merry christmas each year |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 9:17 PM Author: Fragrant field roast beef Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38859351) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 9:19 PM Author: floppy khaki immigrant Alaskan chicks have a way of being 180 and 120 at the same time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38859364) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 11:17 PM Author: Bearded domesticated principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38860157) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 11:29 PM Author: Bearded domesticated principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38860233) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 11:40 PM Author: excitant fear-inspiring kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38860292) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 3:21 PM Author: emerald lettuce stain Fat Asian who said I could come over to just recieve a no-obligation BJ. I ended up fucking her anyway aftwards.
0 shame. The fucking was worthless, but the BJs were 180. |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 3:22 PM Author: Sepia sandwich menage Honestly, when I rank the 17 girls I ever fucked, I mainly wish I'd loaded up on like at least 100 more girls that were in my 11-17 range, rather than spending all my time trying to fuck girls that were as hot as the girls in my top 5. #17 was a short, big-titted Mexican girl who was about 25 lbs overweight and well on her way to being a barrel-bodied young mom despite the fact that she was only 18 at the time. But it was lots of fun fucking her. She had a pretty face and very nice DSL And gave good head and was super into it and came really easily. She was also laid back and smart enough that we could hang out and I wasn't constantly annoyed by her. I really should have banged her more than twice and also fucked like four other girls I could've closed with easily at the same time. And I should've negged her gently about her weight to try to get her to lose at least 10 or 15 lbs bc she would've immediately jumped from a 5.5-6 to a 7.5-8. At the time I would've thought that would be mean to her, but looking back now it would have been the best possible outcome for both of us, even if she dumped me and started fucking football players as soon as she lost weight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38857763) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 11:30 PM Author: Bearded domesticated principal's office shut the fuck up nerd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38860242) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 11:32 PM Author: Vigorous athletic conference idea he suggested what the fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38860253) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 3:31 PM Author: Supple area Met a girl off tinder, was short and fat. Like a furnace. Was having a shit night at work, she started texting me drunk and got me to go straight to her place, had never met her before.
Get there and during the course of sex she asks me to hit her, so I slap her ass. She then says no in the face, so I lightly basically place my hand on her face. She says no, closed fist punch me in the face. I stop, say, you know what, I'm going to leave. She calls me a prude and then threatens to kill herself. I start to think about what it's going to look like if this chick actually commits suicide after I leave her place. So to talk her down, I say we'll go out that weekend, it was just a lot for first meeting.
Leave, never speak with her again until once I accidentally respond to something of hers thinking it was another girl. It was a terrifying experience.
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Date: September 19th, 2019 9:21 PM Author: floppy khaki immigrant LMAO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38859369) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 9:39 PM Author: Vigorous athletic conference idea he suggested been in this exact same scenario except I beat her as much as she wanted then spent 45 minutes convincing her to leave & drove her home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38859451) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 10:03 PM Author: Twinkling stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38859629) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 10:05 PM Author: Internet-worthy curious electric furnace market Lol at:
Met a girl off tinder, was short and fat. Like a furnace. |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 11:27 PM Author: Bearded domesticated principal's office LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38860223) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 11:42 PM Author: excitant fear-inspiring kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38860294) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 3:34 PM Author: onyx ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38857848) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 9:27 PM Author: Charismatic love of her life Fucked a one armed fatty in the bathroom at a frat party I met on the dance floor began dancing with her vigorously and stuck my hands in her pants. Hairiest slimiest muff I’ve ever felt. Was 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38859402) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 9:28 PM Author: floppy khaki immigrant How did she lose her arm? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38859403) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 9:28 PM Author: Charismatic love of her life Good question. Probably a car accident (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38859405) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 9:59 PM Author: citrine exciting dragon Probably a shark ate her arm. It happens more than you think. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38859586) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 10:00 PM Author: floppy khaki immigrant mudshark? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38859600) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 10:04 PM Author: Turquoise Sinister Legal Warrant Community Account I was fucking some Latina BBW like 12 years ago and she farted during doggystyle so I just left it at that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38859634) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 10:13 PM Author: Pearly Dead Depressive SSBBW? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38859694) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 11:18 PM Author: Turquoise Sinister Legal Warrant Community Account BBW I would say. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38860162) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 11:30 PM Author: Bearded domesticated principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38860246) |
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Date: September 19th, 2019 11:42 PM Author: excitant fear-inspiring kitchen great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4346440&forum_id=2#38860297) |