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Fucking insane emails by probably insane lawyer (link)

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fluffy cerise regret doctorate
  12/03/19
This guy seems 180 as fuck. I demand CSLG hire him NOW
Amber fantasy-prone box office sex offender
  12/03/19
(Christopher Hook)
ruby marvelous plaza
  12/03/19
I don't mind when people accuse me of being a gook, but I re...
Amber fantasy-prone box office sex offender
  12/03/19
(Christopher Gook)
orchid queen of the night prole
  12/03/19
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Amber fantasy-prone box office sex offender
  12/03/19
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Blue confused hunting ground mood
  12/04/19
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big-titted jade theater volcanic crater
  12/04/19
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stimulating death wish whorehouse
  12/04/19
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Citrine Frum Selfie
  12/04/19
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Zombie-like aphrodisiac laser beams
  12/04/19
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Grizzly Infuriating Orchestra Pit Private Investor
  12/06/19
Very gooky post
Pink Goyim Toilet Seat
  12/05/19
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idiotic pisswyrm lettuce
  12/03/19
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House-broken Charismatic School Cafeteria Karate
  12/28/19
Lmao 180. what's his moniker?
wine bateful national multi-billionaire
  12/03/19
(without testicles)
alcoholic resort
  12/03/19
That was the best part
stirring clown
  12/03/19
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Fragrant Background Story Business Firm
  12/03/19
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mind-boggling rigor
  12/04/19
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Grizzly Infuriating Orchestra Pit Private Investor
  12/06/19
to be fair, peter klee kinda has gay face
Tan potus
  12/03/19
"306 million gay boys" would be a good moniker
alcoholic resort
  12/03/19
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outnumbered electric furnace rigpig
  12/03/19
Anytime now faggot.
Saffron Naked National Security Agency Theater Stage
  12/03/19
His one Yelp review: I sought the legal services of Chris...
transparent circlehead sweet tailpipe
  12/03/19
Definitely not written by Chris himself
fighting mint kitchen
  12/03/19
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Blue confused hunting ground mood
  12/04/19
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big-titted jade theater volcanic crater
  12/04/19
Clearly. Didn't even invoke the long dick of the law.
claret hairraiser hominid shrine
  12/04/19
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Blue confused hunting ground mood
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Scarlet Nowag Blood Rage
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Pearl soul-stirring psychic
  12/04/19
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Grizzly Infuriating Orchestra Pit Private Investor
  12/06/19
Sup Chris!
fighting mint kitchen
  12/04/19
I love this part: Chris is really responsive except for when...
Electric Becky Home
  12/04/19
The guy needs to seek the advice of CSLG
wine bateful national multi-billionaire
  12/03/19
Since graduating from Law School in May, 2008, Mr. Hook has ...
Nighttime Concupiscible Fortuitous Meteor
  12/03/19
180, he's definitely a poster.
ruby marvelous plaza
  12/03/19
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House-broken Charismatic School Cafeteria Karate
  12/04/19
“What should I do with my hands?” “I do...
Narrow-minded Coffee Pot
  12/03/19
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Big Cocky Library French Chef
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outnumbered electric furnace rigpig
  12/03/19
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clear address
  12/03/19
He's got that spaceporn look going on
mind-boggling rigor
  12/04/19
another sim glitch
Histrionic locale
  12/04/19
Lmfao
Thriller Hissy Fit Legal Warrant
  12/06/19
My wife needed quality and focused representation in a compl...
Nighttime Concupiscible Fortuitous Meteor
  12/03/19
Mr Hook did research for me on case that was 51 years old an...
Nighttime Concupiscible Fortuitous Meteor
  12/03/19
Mr Hook did research for me on case that was 51 years old an...
Nighttime Concupiscible Fortuitous Meteor
  12/03/19
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navy wild roommate parlor
  12/04/19
"Allstate is using people who are borderline retarded t...
Seedy lay shitlib
  12/03/19
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stimulating death wish whorehouse
  12/03/19
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Pearl soul-stirring psychic
  12/03/19
yeah lol @ this shitlawyer thinking that insurance adjusters...
wonderful messiness school
  12/05/19
I fucking love this guy. Was he disbarred?
ruby marvelous plaza
  12/03/19
the emails are only two weeks old
Ultramarine Autistic Dragon Elastic Band
  12/03/19
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Nudist mad-dog skullcap heaven
  12/03/19
Maybe this is is lawyer suicide so that he never has to prac...
ruby marvelous plaza
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Nudist mad-dog skullcap heaven
  12/03/19
He would never be disbarred for this. Likely 3 month susp...
cracking coiffed spot partner
  12/05/19
He will be soon
rough-skinned new version state
  12/03/19
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big-titted jade theater volcanic crater
  12/04/19
Thomas Jefferson School of Law JD - Juris Doctor 2006 Unive...
ruby marvelous plaza
  12/03/19
CLSG, you gonna offer this man a job?
Pearl soul-stirring psychic
  12/03/19
Nah, this guy is too unhinged. My e-mails are professional a...
Tripping vibrant senate sound barrier
  12/05/19
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Nudist mad-dog skullcap heaven
  12/03/19
The pumo is (Klee)
ruby marvelous plaza
  12/03/19
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Nudist mad-dog skullcap heaven
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fluffy cerise regret doctorate
  12/03/19
this hook guy was posted on xo before, the google link to hi...
Poppy double fault house
  12/03/19
(Peter Klee)
wine bateful national multi-billionaire
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rusted pozpig
  12/03/19
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orchid queen of the night prole
  12/03/19
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big-titted jade theater volcanic crater
  12/04/19
every e-mail is a gem
stimulating death wish whorehouse
  12/03/19
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fluffy cerise regret doctorate
  12/03/19
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big-titted jade theater volcanic crater
  12/04/19
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House-broken Charismatic School Cafeteria Karate
  12/04/19
Fun read, but why is Sheppard Mullin doing insurance defense...
Turquoise idea he suggested round eye
  12/03/19
add enough zeroes (e.g., 306 million gay boys) and we're all...
stimulating death wish whorehouse
  12/03/19
tbf why is this "biglaw" firm doing a shitlaw case...
Crimson stage fanboi
  12/04/19
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Blue confused hunting ground mood
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Boyish khaki windowlicker internal respiration
  12/04/19
shitty biglaw does glorified large shitlaw defense cases
Crimson stage fanboi
  12/03/19
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idiotic pisswyrm lettuce
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navy wild roommate parlor
  12/04/19
I actually interviewed a Sheppard Mullin associate a few wee...
bearded toaster
  12/04/19
If his biglaw credentials were better than yours, you should...
peach persian market
  12/04/19
feldman is PUG/HLS and is literally a shitlaw rainmaker: ...
Crimson stage fanboi
  12/04/19
Languages: Hebrew
fighting mint kitchen
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Crimson stage fanboi
  12/04/19
He has an asshole appearance. Reminds me of the partner I pr...
sienna juggernaut travel guidebook
  12/04/19
He has an ideal appearance for a litigator. I have to admit,...
lake dashing chapel
  12/04/19
He look pretty alpha and high-T for a kike. I would bet $100...
lake dashing chapel
  12/04/19
You think he has atrophied balls?
Seedy lay shitlib
  12/05/19
exactly - that's what stood out to me
Sticky glittery incel voyeur
  12/05/19
180. cslg sign him up.
rusted pozpig
  12/03/19
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Odious church black woman
  12/03/19
So this is exhibit 1 to what exactly?
Glassy arousing headpube property
  12/03/19
I was not dumb enough to throw my life away doing litigation...
Amber fantasy-prone box office sex offender
  12/03/19
Yeah didnt look at the date. Just a week or two ago. Was won...
Glassy arousing headpube property
  12/03/19
22 respm Declaration (Motion related) Tue 11/26 12:01 PM...
Crimson stage fanboi
  12/03/19
I was assuming it was an exhibit to a Civil Harassment Restr...
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  12/04/19
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House-broken Charismatic School Cafeteria Karate
  12/04/19
i wanna hear the ostensibly reasonable and polite voicemail ...
Amethyst Violent Gay Wizard Point
  12/03/19
This stood out to me as well Guessing there may be some s...
hateful pit
  12/03/19
This. He was on a bender on 11/23 that lasted into Sunday mo...
Bright Milk Party Of The First Part
  12/03/19
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Citrine Frum Selfie
  12/03/19
alcohol is so 180 we should all be on it all the time
Boyish khaki windowlicker internal respiration
  12/04/19
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Blue confused hunting ground mood
  12/04/19
Those gay boys at Sheppard Mullin might not have been so but...
Bright Milk Party Of The First Part
  12/04/19
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Blue confused hunting ground mood
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Boyish khaki windowlicker internal respiration
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outnumbered electric furnace rigpig
  12/05/19
I love doing that. Art of War. Send scathing email and then ...
big-titted jade theater volcanic crater
  12/04/19
(bitch who's afraid of confrontation)
mahogany church building organic girlfriend
  12/04/19
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House-broken Charismatic School Cafeteria Karate
  12/04/19
This is more alpha
Harsh heady cumskin
  12/05/19
Can any CaliFags state a NYC firm with the equivalent presti...
Amber fantasy-prone box office sex offender
  12/03/19
kramer levin?
Amethyst Violent Gay Wizard Point
  12/03/19
Katten
Galvanic Greedy Gaping Cuck
  12/03/19
Brown rudnick
sienna juggernaut travel guidebook
  12/03/19
UPDATE: looks like USDJ issued an OSC against hook yesterday...
Crimson stage fanboi
  12/03/19
someone, please go help hook pro bono
rusted pozpig
  12/03/19
Can you break this down for a trannymo?
sienna juggernaut travel guidebook
  12/03/19
Hook = fucked
rough-skinned new version state
  12/04/19
Can we file amicus briefs in support of this hero standing a...
Odious church black woman
  12/03/19
368 anonymous mentally ill lawyers who exercise their consti...
Crimson stage fanboi
  12/03/19
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Odious church black woman
  12/03/19
RARE 180 4 U
Comical weed whacker area
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Laughsome dopamine
  12/03/19
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Turquoise idea he suggested round eye
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navy wild roommate parlor
  12/04/19
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Shimmering beta factory reset button
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Shivering flushed son of senegal stock car
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Anal buff hall love of her life
  12/04/19
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Boyish khaki windowlicker internal respiration
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Blue confused hunting ground mood
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big-titted jade theater volcanic crater
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razzle station bbw
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180 Vengeful Fat Ankles Marketing Idea
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Flirting chad friendly grandma
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Bright Milk Party Of The First Part
  12/04/19
180 bazillion
idiotic pisswyrm lettuce
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Zombie-like aphrodisiac laser beams
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House-broken Charismatic School Cafeteria Karate
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Free-loading nofapping lodge candlestick maker
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ruddy metal rehab
  12/05/19
Dracula and hitler hitler hitler write in support for Mr. Ho...
cracking coiffed spot partner
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cerebral tank
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Sticky glittery incel voyeur
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Floppy Foreskin Affirmative Action
  12/06/19
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Painfully Honest Tattoo Mother
  12/06/19
Someone should go and do a live thread.
bearded toaster
  12/04/19
That's the judge that fucked those Prenda lawyers
alcoholic resort
  12/04/19
Cr
Honey-headed swashbuckling roast beef
  12/04/19
Why should Allstate SHOW CAUSE why this matter should not be...
abnormal contagious abode
  12/04/19
Faggots (((Feldman))) and (((Klee))) fucked up here. This is...
Amber fantasy-prone box office sex offender
  12/03/19
180 this guy fucks
Zombie-like aphrodisiac laser beams
  12/03/19
amazing
outnumbered electric furnace rigpig
  12/03/19
this guy is going to be disbarred, right?
balding crystalline field ceo
  12/03/19
That or suspended.
Supple Mauve Casino Dysfunction
  12/03/19
Probably just go into alcohol / drtug counsling.
Amber fantasy-prone box office sex offender
  12/03/19
yeah hard to get disbarred if ur not stealing client funds. ...
Crimson stage fanboi
  12/03/19
Yeah. I’d guess these antics will get him a lengthy su...
fighting mint kitchen
  12/03/19
Idk this is CA....
Harsh heady cumskin
  12/05/19
Making multiple threats of violence is pretty hardcore. I do...
Seedy lay shitlib
  12/04/19
would he fit in at kirkland?
Vigorous forum
  12/04/19
He needs a shady gay lawyer that can attest to the fact that...
ruby marvelous plaza
  12/03/19
180
Shivering flushed son of senegal stock car
  12/03/19
lmao holy shit this guy is 180 this is the most awesome l...
beady-eyed trailer park
  12/03/19
Anytime now faggot.
stirring clown
  12/03/19
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big-titted jade theater volcanic crater
  12/04/19
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/p/AF1QipNz7dgXnVtIecuE70RZ...
Vigorous forum
  12/03/19
i like how he dutifully copied the guy's lawyer on each emai...
Multi-colored Copper Coldplay Fan Gas Station
  12/03/19
Docket https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/16206729/alan...
Seedy lay shitlib
  12/04/19
“Allstate has incurred more than $6370 in attorneys&rs...
Odious church black woman
  12/04/19
Insurance companies are evil and deserve to have their asses...
Seedy lay shitlib
  12/04/19
Allstate is literally the worst insurance company of all tim...
Odious church black woman
  12/04/19
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Glassy arousing headpube property
  12/04/19
(State Farm adjuster)
Tripping vibrant senate sound barrier
  12/05/19
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House-broken Charismatic School Cafeteria Karate
  12/04/19
I've never represented an insurer or done insurance defense ...
Seedy lay shitlib
  12/05/19
"Hey Klee you Cumstain the demand is now 302 million. P...
Appetizing Tanning Salon Famous Landscape Painting
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big-titted jade theater volcanic crater
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House-broken Charismatic School Cafeteria Karate
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Irate locus
  12/06/19
LOL 180, so many times I've wanted to send emails like this....
Appetizing Tanning Salon Famous Landscape Painting
  12/04/19
shitlawyers are just as repugnant in the same way
Lavender Piazza
  12/04/19
most of the cursing and insulting language probably wouldn't...
fighting mint kitchen
  12/04/19
peter when you are done felating your copy boy tell Allstate...
Lavender Piazza
  12/04/19
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Fragrant Background Story Business Firm
  12/04/19
Cr response here is to say you were absolutely blackout drun...
Shimmering beta factory reset button
  12/04/19
I don’t see any way he avoids a suspension here
fighting mint kitchen
  12/04/19
absolutely inappropriate conduct for litigation. If only ...
Free-loading nofapping lodge candlestick maker
  12/04/19
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Crimson stage fanboi
  12/04/19
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Blue confused hunting ground mood
  12/04/19
it’s honiara
Zombie-like aphrodisiac laser beams
  12/04/19
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lake dashing chapel
  12/04/19
From his AVVO reviews "He wrote a letter on my behal...
rough-skinned new version state
  12/04/19
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Blue confused hunting ground mood
  12/04/19
Sometimes you get Calm Chris, other times you get Cocaine Ch...
fighting mint kitchen
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Blue confused hunting ground mood
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ruby marvelous plaza
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big-titted jade theater volcanic crater
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Crimson stage fanboi
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orchid queen of the night prole
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House-broken Charismatic School Cafeteria Karate
  12/04/19
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Pearl soul-stirring psychic
  12/04/19
HEY KLEE YOU CUMSTAIN
Bright Milk Party Of The First Part
  12/04/19
Judge Wright - by the way - is an old WEMED partner and insu...
Boyish khaki windowlicker internal respiration
  12/04/19
Also a Star Trek fan
alcoholic resort
  12/04/19
Do u shitlaw 2?
Blue confused hunting ground mood
  12/04/19
(confirmed shitlawyer)
lake dashing chapel
  12/04/19
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twisted stead
  12/04/19
PAY UP FUCKFACE
Bright Milk Party Of The First Part
  12/04/19
😂
180 Vengeful Fat Ankles Marketing Idea
  12/04/19
His LinkedIn says it took 6 years to compete UG.
rough-skinned new version state
  12/04/19
wonder how many of his professors he threatened
fighting mint kitchen
  12/04/19
It would be an awesome twist if he is a Mormon who went on a...
Seedy lay shitlib
  12/04/19
Van Not-So-Wilder
ruby marvelous plaza
  12/04/19
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Amber fantasy-prone box office sex offender
  12/04/19
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House-broken Charismatic School Cafeteria Karate
  12/04/19
the other lawyer should be sanctioned trying to backdoor in ...
razzle-dazzle kitty
  12/04/19
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Free-loading nofapping lodge candlestick maker
  12/04/19
Anytime now faggot
stirring clown
  12/04/19
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dead motley parlour
  12/04/19
This reminds me of a Texas litigator I faced in a case once....
dead motley parlour
  12/04/19
so you’re saying Hook might not be nuts after all?
Zombie-like aphrodisiac laser beams
  12/05/19
He isn’t nuts. He’s torpedoed his career as a l...
fighting mint kitchen
  12/05/19
...
Boyish khaki windowlicker internal respiration
  12/05/19
Is this national news? I read it on here yesterday, and I&r...
Nudist mad-dog skullcap heaven
  12/05/19
it isn't, so you know some down low poasters
fighting mint kitchen
  12/05/19
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Pearl soul-stirring psychic
  12/05/19
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Bright Milk Party Of The First Part
  12/05/19
Are you going to reply to my email today or what?
big-titted jade theater volcanic crater
  12/05/19
ANY TIME NOW FAGGOT
Nudist mad-dog skullcap heaven
  12/05/19
UPDATE: It pains me to poast a link to ATL, but they found H...
Bright Milk Party Of The First Part
  12/05/19
Could've been worse.
big-titted jade theater volcanic crater
  12/05/19
I'm pretty sure the only right move for Hook was to claim su...
Bright Milk Party Of The First Part
  12/05/19
It was puffery! Always Be Closing faggot!
Nudist mad-dog skullcap heaven
  12/05/19
That judge is going to tell Hook to PAY UP FUCKFACE
Bright Milk Party Of The First Part
  12/05/19
The best timeline would be the one where Judge Wright issues...
alcoholic resort
  12/06/19
He could have said, "What is wrong with telling someone...
big-titted jade theater volcanic crater
  12/05/19
cr, what a fucking idiot. "confidential negotiation ta...
fighting mint kitchen
  12/05/19
His writing is surprisingly cogent. Full document here: ...
Histrionic locale
  12/05/19
Surprisingly coherent.
Bright Milk Party Of The First Part
  12/05/19
I just started it, but he claims that the defendant relies o...
fighting mint kitchen
  12/05/19
No doubt. I'm just surprised that he managed to conjure up a...
Bright Milk Party Of The First Part
  12/05/19
his argument that statements made in connection with settlem...
fighting mint kitchen
  12/05/19
It's retarded. He's going to get ass fucked.
rough-skinned new version state
  12/05/19
This guy has shit judgment. he’s just compounding the ...
fighting mint kitchen
  12/05/19
Otis Wright is going to put his geriatric long dick of the l...
rough-skinned new version state
  12/06/19
It's not crazy, but it's also not very persuasive, and it wi...
Seedy lay shitlib
  12/05/19
Obviously it's a very dumb argument. But after reading his e...
Bright Milk Party Of The First Part
  12/05/19
(Xo 2019)
Nudist mad-dog skullcap heaven
  12/05/19
It was for effect! If you don't buy that, it was out of frus...
Seedy lay shitlib
  12/05/19
This guy is funny, but kind of a 162 version of the Alpha As...
topaz adventurous philosopher-king
  12/05/19
"you will be lucky to work as a notary public in El Caj...
Painfully Honest Tattoo Mother
  12/05/19
What's even funnier about this is that a common insult among...
big-titted jade theater volcanic crater
  12/05/19
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Painfully Honest Tattoo Mother
  12/05/19
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idiotic pisswyrm lettuce
  12/06/19
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Irate locus
  12/06/19
Can we all please take a moment to shit on the humorless She...
Ivory Judgmental Garrison Codepig
  12/05/19
I agree until the “I know where you live”/ &ldqu...
Nudist mad-dog skullcap heaven
  12/05/19
Pussy
cracking coiffed spot partner
  12/05/19
...
Grizzly Infuriating Orchestra Pit Private Investor
  12/06/19
You wouldn't take the opportunity to win your client's case ...
Seedy lay shitlib
  12/05/19
(guy who is completely unfamiliar with how ID law works)
Boyish khaki windowlicker internal respiration
  12/06/19
In context, I don't know what you're getting at.
Seedy lay shitlib
  12/07/19
i've had "amusing" OCs, not like this but, bad. it...
Puce Irradiated Telephone Nursing Home
  12/05/19
I'm involved in a heated back-and-forth email exchange right...
big-titted jade theater volcanic crater
  12/05/19
lmao at this extreme shitlaw tactic also why do you have ...
rusted pozpig
  12/06/19
it's funny that the "copy client" trick is so prev...
fighting mint kitchen
  12/06/19
I always check the addresses before I reply. Do shitlaw o...
Seedy lay shitlib
  12/07/19
lol, if someone tried this retarded trick on me I'd say &quo...
Boyish khaki windowlicker internal respiration
  12/06/19
Wish rach hadn’t scrambled; I’d love to know whi...
talented theatre sandwich
  10/01/20
lol, no.
rough-skinned new version state
  12/06/19
Shitlaw dood sending unhinged emails at 4:27 a.m. is DEFINIT...
Sticky glittery incel voyeur
  12/05/19
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House-broken Charismatic School Cafeteria Karate
  12/05/19
...
Grizzly Infuriating Orchestra Pit Private Investor
  12/06/19
judging from the content of emails this guy had to be on a m...
fighting mint kitchen
  12/06/19
(voice of experience)
rough-skinned new version state
  12/06/19
probably shocking to most poasters here, but I have never do...
fighting mint kitchen
  12/06/19
Tbf, I am surprised
rough-skinned new version state
  12/06/19
😎
fighting mint kitchen
  12/07/19
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milky half-breed
  12/07/19
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Shivering flushed son of senegal stock car
  12/13/19
How's Sheppard Mullin?
exhilarant hyperactive ladyboy sanctuary
  12/14/19
Dude is going to get got... By Lauren Berg Law360, Los A...
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  12/17/19
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Date: December 3rd, 2019 7:56 PM
Author: fluffy cerise regret doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210506)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:14 PM
Author: Amber fantasy-prone box office sex offender

This guy seems 180 as fuck. I demand CSLG hire him NOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210873)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:19 PM
Author: ruby marvelous plaza

(Christopher Hook)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210898)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:20 PM
Author: Amber fantasy-prone box office sex offender

I don't mind when people accuse me of being a gook, but I refuse to allow anyone to call me shitlawer or TTT grad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210904)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: orchid queen of the night prole

(Christopher Gook)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210976)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:45 PM
Author: Amber fantasy-prone box office sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211005)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 5:35 AM
Author: Blue confused hunting ground mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212249)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:00 PM
Author: big-titted jade theater volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213895)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 8:52 PM
Author: stimulating death wish whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39216236)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 9:27 PM
Author: Citrine Frum Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39216442)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 9:40 PM
Author: Zombie-like aphrodisiac laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39216548)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Grizzly Infuriating Orchestra Pit Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39222430)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 7:19 AM
Author: Pink Goyim Toilet Seat

Very gooky post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39217706)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 10:31 PM
Author: idiotic pisswyrm lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211264)



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Date: December 28th, 2019 12:32 PM
Author: House-broken Charismatic School Cafeteria Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39339416)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 7:59 PM
Author: wine bateful national multi-billionaire

Lmao 180. what's his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210513)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 7:59 PM
Author: alcoholic resort

(without testicles)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210522)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:23 PM
Author: stirring clown

That was the best part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211502)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:29 PM
Author: Fragrant Background Story Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211530)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:45 AM
Author: mind-boggling rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211876)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 12:09 AM
Author: Grizzly Infuriating Orchestra Pit Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39222457)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:01 PM
Author: Tan potus

to be fair, peter klee kinda has gay face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210534)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:02 PM
Author: alcoholic resort

"306 million gay boys" would be a good moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210536)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:25 PM
Author: outnumbered electric furnace rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210923)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:03 PM
Author: Saffron Naked National Security Agency Theater Stage

Anytime now faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210544)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:04 PM
Author: transparent circlehead sweet tailpipe

His one Yelp review:

I sought the legal services of Chris G Hook after an unsatisfactory experience with my previous attorney, and I'm glad I retained Chris for his legal expertise.

Chris listens to what you have to say and takes time to establish a logical approach to your case, the course it might take, and potential resolutions. He's willing to entertain an idea, and argue the pros and cons, while interjecting his legal experience to help in the decision making process.

Chris is very accessible and when he's not, he will call back or email at his earliest convenience.

Chris makes you feel at ease and he explains legal terms and procedures, without condescension.

As I mentioned at the outset, I turned to Chris after an unsatisfactory experience with another lawyer, and I wish I had retained Chris from the start. Chris explained the various aspects of the case and what he would do differently and more efficiently, and emailed important legal documents for my review.

All in all, I'm very satisfied with his professionalism, his approach, and again his accessibility.

Thanks Chris!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210553)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:16 PM
Author: fighting mint kitchen

Definitely not written by Chris himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211469)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 5:36 AM
Author: Blue confused hunting ground mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212250)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:00 PM
Author: big-titted jade theater volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213901)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:47 PM
Author: claret hairraiser hominid shrine

Clearly. Didn't even invoke the long dick of the law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214228)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:52 PM
Author: Blue confused hunting ground mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214274)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 9:24 PM
Author: Scarlet Nowag Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39216418)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 9:26 PM
Author: Pearl soul-stirring psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39216436)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 12:08 AM
Author: Grizzly Infuriating Orchestra Pit Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39222455)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:11 PM
Author: fighting mint kitchen

Sup Chris!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213953)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 7:22 PM
Author: Electric Becky Home

I love this part: Chris is really responsive except for when he’s not and when he’s not he’ll get back to you when it’s convenient for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215849)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:05 PM
Author: wine bateful national multi-billionaire

The guy needs to seek the advice of CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210555)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:05 PM
Author: Nighttime Concupiscible Fortuitous Meteor

Since graduating from Law School in May, 2008, Mr. Hook has worked as Mr. Schlein's associates. Under Mr. Schlein's supervision, he drafts documents, performs legal research, and makes court appearances. In college, Mr. Hook was very active in student politics. In law school, Mr. Hook was captain of the Duberstein Moot Court Competition team.

http://www.rcslaw.org/AttorneyProfiles.html

Duberstein???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210560)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:13 PM
Author: ruby marvelous plaza

180, he's definitely a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210593)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 7:47 PM
Author: House-broken Charismatic School Cafeteria Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215944)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:17 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Coffee Pot

“What should I do with my hands?”

“I don’t know. Try just laying them flat on the fucking table.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210612)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:22 PM
Author: Big Cocky Library French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210913)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:25 PM
Author: outnumbered electric furnace rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210925)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: clear address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211560)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:46 AM
Author: mind-boggling rigor

He's got that spaceporn look going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211881)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 11:22 AM
Author: Histrionic locale

another sim glitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213127)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 2:13 PM
Author: Thriller Hissy Fit Legal Warrant

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39225088)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:06 PM
Author: Nighttime Concupiscible Fortuitous Meteor

My wife needed quality and focused representation in a complex legal matter. We were referred to Mr. Hook by another talented lawyer and trusted friend. Mr. Hook did an exemplary job in handling the matter and, most importantly, provided frequent status updates along the way. I highly recommend his services. He is extremely client oriented, a staunch advocate for his clients, and clearly respected by his peers (including his adversaries).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210562)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:07 PM
Author: Nighttime Concupiscible Fortuitous Meteor

Mr Hook did research for me on case that was 51 years old and originally handled by his grandfather. I was completely lost on all aspects of this case because of the time factor. Mr Hook retrieved all the records, represented me in court and provided me with options. I am totally satisfied with his work and integrity and has my utmost trust when i request his services in the near future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210569)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:07 PM
Author: Nighttime Concupiscible Fortuitous Meteor

Mr Hook did research for me on case that was 51 years old and originally handled by his grandfather. I was completely lost on all aspects of this case because of the time factor. Mr Hook retrieved all the records, represented me in court and provided me with options. I am totally satisfied with his work and integrity and has my utmost trust when i request his services in the near future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210571)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:10 AM
Author: navy wild roommate parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211730)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:09 PM
Author: Seedy lay shitlib

"Allstate is using people who are borderline retarded to adjust complex claims."

I've heard crazier things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210582)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:25 PM
Author: stimulating death wish whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210638)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:27 PM
Author: Pearl soul-stirring psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210644)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 6:09 PM
Author: wonderful messiness school

yeah lol @ this shitlawyer thinking that insurance adjusters being retards is some area 51-level secret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220704)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:14 PM
Author: ruby marvelous plaza

I fucking love this guy.

Was he disbarred?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210596)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:17 PM
Author: Ultramarine Autistic Dragon Elastic Band

the emails are only two weeks old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210609)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:17 PM
Author: Nudist mad-dog skullcap heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210614)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:18 PM
Author: ruby marvelous plaza

Maybe this is is lawyer suicide so that he never has to practice again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210617)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:35 PM
Author: Nudist mad-dog skullcap heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210688)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 5:16 PM
Author: cracking coiffed spot partner

He would never be disbarred for this.

Likely 3 month suspension.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220485)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 10:03 PM
Author: rough-skinned new version state

He will be soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211108)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:02 PM
Author: big-titted jade theater volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213905)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:15 PM
Author: ruby marvelous plaza

Thomas Jefferson School of Law JD - Juris Doctor 2006

University of California, Santa Barbara BA - Bachelor of Arts 2003

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210604)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:19 PM
Author: Pearl soul-stirring psychic

CLSG, you gonna offer this man a job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210621)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 1:50 AM
Author: Tripping vibrant senate sound barrier

Nah, this guy is too unhinged. My e-mails are professional and aggressive with a touch of douchebag. But I would have zero problem with the state bar reading my letters. This guy would get my firm dismantled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39217498)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:19 PM
Author: Nudist mad-dog skullcap heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210622)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:20 PM
Author: ruby marvelous plaza

The pumo is (Klee)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210623)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:21 PM
Author: Nudist mad-dog skullcap heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210626)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: fluffy cerise regret doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211229)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:23 PM
Author: Poppy double fault house

this hook guy was posted on xo before, the google link to his yelp was purple for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210632)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:28 PM
Author: wine bateful national multi-billionaire

(Peter Klee)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210647)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:57 PM
Author: rusted pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210790)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:17 PM
Author: orchid queen of the night prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210889)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:02 PM
Author: big-titted jade theater volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213911)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:37 PM
Author: stimulating death wish whorehouse

every e-mail is a gem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210695)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:41 PM
Author: fluffy cerise regret doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210711)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:03 PM
Author: big-titted jade theater volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213915)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 7:48 PM
Author: House-broken Charismatic School Cafeteria Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215947)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:50 PM
Author: Turquoise idea he suggested round eye

Fun read, but why is Sheppard Mullin doing insurance defense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210757)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:12 PM
Author: stimulating death wish whorehouse

add enough zeroes (e.g., 306 million gay boys) and we're all doing insurance defense in one way or another

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210861)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:50 AM
Author: Crimson stage fanboi

tbf why is this "biglaw" firm doing a shitlaw case that they value at $200K at most?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212019)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: Blue confused hunting ground mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213241)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 11:17 AM
Author: Boyish khaki windowlicker internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213076)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:25 PM
Author: Crimson stage fanboi

shitty biglaw does glorified large shitlaw defense cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210924)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 10:32 PM
Author: idiotic pisswyrm lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211270)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:10 AM
Author: navy wild roommate parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211732)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: bearded toaster

I actually interviewed a Sheppard Mullin associate a few weeks ago. He had pretty legit credentials and said he went to Sheppard because he wanted to live in San Diego. He basically said the work was low dollar shitlaw, and he wanted out. I recommended a ding because I thought he was bring a histrionic crybaby shitting on Sheppard. But this makes me think I might have been harsh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211922)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:19 AM
Author: peach persian market

If his biglaw credentials were better than yours, you shouldn’t have doubted him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211957)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:49 AM
Author: Crimson stage fanboi

feldman is PUG/HLS and is literally a shitlaw rainmaker:

https://www.sheppardmullin.com/mfeldman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212015)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 8:40 AM
Author: fighting mint kitchen

Languages: Hebrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212487)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:54 PM
Author: Crimson stage fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213846)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 10:39 AM
Author: sienna juggernaut travel guidebook

He has an asshole appearance. Reminds me of the partner I primarily worked for in biglaw. Total fucking dick with the ability to go into toddler style rages (throwing pens, phone, etc.).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212891)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 4:31 PM
Author: lake dashing chapel

He has an ideal appearance for a litigator. I have to admit, I would NEVER hire a non-Jew or someone with a soft face as a litigator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215092)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 4:29 PM
Author: lake dashing chapel

He look pretty alpha and high-T for a kike. I would bet $100k he's on TRT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215085)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 5:51 PM
Author: Seedy lay shitlib

You think he has atrophied balls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220620)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: Sticky glittery incel voyeur

exactly - that's what stood out to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220599)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:58 PM
Author: rusted pozpig

180. cslg sign him up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210792)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:13 PM
Author: Odious church black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210868)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:18 PM
Author: Glassy arousing headpube property

So this is exhibit 1 to what exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210892)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:19 PM
Author: Amber fantasy-prone box office sex offender

I was not dumb enough to throw my life away doing litigation, but I'm guessing this is an exchit to some kind of motion to sanction are boy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210900)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:26 PM
Author: Glassy arousing headpube property

Yeah didnt look at the date. Just a week or two ago. Was wondering at first if this was a disciplinary proceeding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210930)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:27 PM
Author: Crimson stage fanboi

22 respm Declaration (Motion related) Tue 11/26 12:01 PM

DECLARATION of Peter H. Klee In Support Of EX PARTE APPLICATION to Dismiss Case 20 filed by Defendant Allstate Insurance Company.(Feldman, Marc)

Att: 1 Exhibit Exhibit 1 to Declaration of Peter Klee ISO Ex Parte Application

21 9 pgs respm Memorandum in Support of Motion Tue 11/26 11:59 AM

MEMORANDUM in Support of EX PARTE APPLICATION to Dismiss Case 20 filed by Defendant Allstate Insurance Company. (Feldman, Marc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210933)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:05 PM
Author: big-titted jade theater volcanic crater

I was assuming it was an exhibit to a Civil Harassment Restraining Order because the email with the "karma is a bitch paid in spades, I know where you live, Petey" is highlighted. If he somehow hadn't crossed the line before that, he definitely did there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213926)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 7:50 PM
Author: House-broken Charismatic School Cafeteria Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215952)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:26 PM
Author: Amethyst Violent Gay Wizard Point

i wanna hear the ostensibly reasonable and polite voicemail that he left. i love the idea of a lawyer sending these 180 emails and then acting like a totally normal dude over the phone and in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210929)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:40 PM
Author: hateful pit

This stood out to me as well

Guessing there may be some substance abuse issues at play here and he is firing off emails a la TT late at night while completely hammered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:56 PM
Author: Bright Milk Party Of The First Part

This. He was on a bender on 11/23 that lasted into Sunday morning. With hilarious results.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211063)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: Citrine Frum Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211535)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 11:18 AM
Author: Boyish khaki windowlicker internal respiration

alcohol is so 180 we should all be on it all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213092)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 2:03 PM
Author: Blue confused hunting ground mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214344)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 2:30 PM
Author: Bright Milk Party Of The First Part

Those gay boys at Sheppard Mullin might not have been so butthurt about the emails if they had been high or drunk. PAY UP FUCKFACES.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214531)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 2:31 PM
Author: Blue confused hunting ground mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214535)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 3:31 PM
Author: Boyish khaki windowlicker internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214828)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:09 PM
Author: outnumbered electric furnace rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220214)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:07 PM
Author: big-titted jade theater volcanic crater

I love doing that. Art of War. Send scathing email and then when they call you on the phone you pick up and are all, "OH, HEY! HOW'S IT GOING BUDDY!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213934)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 6:36 PM
Author: mahogany church building organic girlfriend

(bitch who's afraid of confrontation)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215681)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 7:52 PM
Author: House-broken Charismatic School Cafeteria Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215955)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 6:28 PM
Author: Harsh heady cumskin

This is more alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220794)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:27 PM
Author: Amber fantasy-prone box office sex offender

Can any CaliFags state a NYC firm with the equivalent prestige that Sheppard Mullen has in LA?

Trying to get the context right here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210932)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:28 PM
Author: Amethyst Violent Gay Wizard Point

kramer levin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210941)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:51 PM
Author: Galvanic Greedy Gaping Cuck

Katten

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211032)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:09 PM
Author: sienna juggernaut travel guidebook

Brown rudnick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211446)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:28 PM
Author: Crimson stage fanboi

UPDATE: looks like USDJ issued an OSC against hook yesterday and he's fucked:

MINUTES (IN CHAMBERS) by Judge Otis D. Wright, II: On November 26, 2019, Defendant Allstate Insurance Company filed an Ex Parte Application against Plaintiffs Alan Baker and Linda B. Oliver20 . In that Application, Defendant requests an order (1) dismissing the case with prejudice; (2) disqualifying Mr. Christopher G. Hook as Plaintiffs Counsel; (3) entering a Temporary Restraining Order against Mr. Hook;(4) issuing a Protective Order preventing depositions; and (5) sanctions. (See Ex Parte Appl.) Hitherto, Plaintiffs have failed to oppose Defendants Application; thus, the Court finds that the Application is unopposed. Accordingly, the Court GRANTS Defendants request for a Protective Order to suspend all scheduled depositions until the resolution of this Application. Furthermore, the Court sets this matter for hearing on December 16, 2019, at 1:30 p.m. The Parties (including Mr. Baker, Ms. Oliver, and an Allstate representative) are ORDERED to appear and SHOW CAUSE why this matter should not be dismissed with prejudice, why Mr. Hook should not be disqualified asPlaintiffs Counsel, why this Court should not issue a restraining order, and why this Court should not sanction Mr. Hook. Failure to appear by either of the Plaintiffs shall be construed as a failure to comply with this Courts order and may result in sanctions. (lc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210944)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:37 PM
Author: rusted pozpig

someone, please go help hook pro bono

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210980)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:13 PM
Author: sienna juggernaut travel guidebook

Can you break this down for a trannymo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211457)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 7:39 AM
Author: rough-skinned new version state

Hook = fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212394)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:16 PM
Author: Odious church black woman

Can we file amicus briefs in support of this hero standing against Allstate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211466)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:19 PM
Author: Crimson stage fanboi

368 anonymous mentally ill lawyers who exercise their constitutional right to stand with christopher hook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211483)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:20 PM
Author: Odious church black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211490)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: Comical weed whacker area

RARE 180 4 U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211545)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:32 PM
Author: Laughsome dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211552)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Turquoise idea he suggested round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211557)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:14 AM
Author: navy wild roommate parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211749)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:01 AM
Author: Shimmering beta factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211915)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:17 AM
Author: Shivering flushed son of senegal stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211953)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 10:43 AM
Author: Anal buff hall love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212903)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 11:20 AM
Author: Boyish khaki windowlicker internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213111)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 11:40 AM
Author: Blue confused hunting ground mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213246)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:08 PM
Author: big-titted jade theater volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213940)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:13 PM
Author: razzle station bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213973)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:54 PM
Author: 180 Vengeful Fat Ankles Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214282)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 2:06 PM
Author: Flirting chad friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214364)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 2:30 PM
Author: Bright Milk Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214532)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 4:27 PM
Author: idiotic pisswyrm lettuce

180 bazillion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215071)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 7:53 PM
Author: Zombie-like aphrodisiac laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215956)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 7:54 PM
Author: House-broken Charismatic School Cafeteria Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215963)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 9:42 PM
Author: Free-loading nofapping lodge candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39216571)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:58 PM
Author: ruddy metal rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220406)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 5:14 PM
Author: cracking coiffed spot partner

Dracula and hitler hitler hitler write in support for Mr. Hook, Your Honor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220476)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 5:34 PM
Author: cerebral tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220549)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 5:51 PM
Author: Sticky glittery incel voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220621)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 11:56 AM
Author: Floppy Foreskin Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39224302)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 1:48 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Tattoo Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39224928)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:06 AM
Author: bearded toaster

Someone should go and do a live thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211928)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: alcoholic resort

That's the judge that fucked those Prenda lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212002)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 2:03 PM
Author: Honey-headed swashbuckling roast beef

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214342)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 10:51 AM
Author: abnormal contagious abode

Why should Allstate SHOW CAUSE why this matter should not be dismissed with prejudice?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212940)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:30 PM
Author: Amber fantasy-prone box office sex offender

Faggots (((Feldman))) and (((Klee))) fucked up here. This is only going to boost his career.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210949)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:33 PM
Author: Zombie-like aphrodisiac laser beams

180 this guy fucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210969)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:33 PM
Author: outnumbered electric furnace rigpig

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210970)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:37 PM
Author: balding crystalline field ceo

this guy is going to be disbarred, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39210978)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:44 PM
Author: Supple Mauve Casino Dysfunction

That or suspended.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211000)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:58 PM
Author: Amber fantasy-prone box office sex offender

Probably just go into alcohol / drtug counsling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211073)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 10:04 PM
Author: Crimson stage fanboi

yeah hard to get disbarred if ur not stealing client funds. EVERY disbarment case seems to be stealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211115)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:22 PM
Author: fighting mint kitchen

Yeah. I’d guess these antics will get him a lengthy suspension of a year or so that may end his career as a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211499)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 6:32 PM
Author: Harsh heady cumskin

Idk this is CA....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220811)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:12 AM
Author: Seedy lay shitlib

Making multiple threats of violence is pretty hardcore. I doubt he's going to get away with just counseling. He's looking at disbarment or a long suspension.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211739)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 8:12 AM
Author: Vigorous forum

would he fit in at kirkland?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212433)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 10:30 PM
Author: ruby marvelous plaza

He needs a shady gay lawyer that can attest to the fact that Klee is in fact a homosexual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211257)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 10:48 PM
Author: Shivering flushed son of senegal stock car

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211358)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed trailer park

lmao holy shit this guy is 180

this is the most awesome lawyer-related thing i have ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211464)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:29 PM
Author: stirring clown

Anytime now faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211531)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:09 PM
Author: big-titted jade theater volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213946)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:36 PM
Author: Vigorous forum

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/p/AF1QipNz7dgXnVtIecuE70RZRmbhPPWVxh6xDAREkfZ-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211576)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:37 PM
Author: Multi-colored Copper Coldplay Fan Gas Station

i like how he dutifully copied the guy's lawyer on each email to comply with the ethics rules

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211582)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:09 AM
Author: Seedy lay shitlib

Docket

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/16206729/alan-baker-v-allstate-insurance-company/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211724)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:20 AM
Author: Odious church black woman

“Allstate has incurred more than $6370 in attorneys’ fees in bringing this ex parte application (not including the time reviewing and evaluating Mr. Hook’s barrage of emails)“

Good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211780)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:23 AM
Author: Seedy lay shitlib

Insurance companies are evil and deserve to have their asses kicked more, but law doesn't need more wacky shitheads, either. I side with Allstate this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211792)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:27 AM
Author: Odious church black woman

Allstate is literally the worst insurance company of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211812)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 8:42 AM
Author: Glassy arousing headpube property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212493)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 1:54 AM
Author: Tripping vibrant senate sound barrier

(State Farm adjuster)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39217507)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 7:56 PM
Author: House-broken Charismatic School Cafeteria Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215969)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 5:05 PM
Author: Seedy lay shitlib

I've never represented an insurer or done insurance defense work. I've sued insurers. In fact, I'm taking a break from doing coverage research for a policyholder to write this post. Suing insurers is one of my favorite things in law. And I routinely tell people, "the insurance company is not your friend; don't trust them." Even so, sometimes people manage to be worse than insurers. This looks like one of those times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220439)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:21 AM
Author: Appetizing Tanning Salon Famous Landscape Painting

"Hey Klee you Cumstain the demand is now 302 million. Pay up fuckface."

LOL definitely a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211782)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:10 PM
Author: big-titted jade theater volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213948)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 7:56 PM
Author: House-broken Charismatic School Cafeteria Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215970)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 11:49 AM
Author: Irate locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39224275)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:26 AM
Author: Appetizing Tanning Salon Famous Landscape Painting

LOL 180, so many times I've wanted to send emails like this. It 100% should be permitted. Fuck all these rules about professional courtesy and shit. All defense lawyers for GC should be waterboarded and raped by Darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211809)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:53 AM
Author: Lavender Piazza

shitlawyers are just as repugnant in the same way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211900)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: fighting mint kitchen

most of the cursing and insulting language probably wouldn't result in this nutcase getting pwned, but telling the guy "I know where you live" and then emailing the guy his home address and apparently naming his wife was a bit over the line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213107)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:50 AM
Author: Lavender Piazza

peter when you are done felating your copy boy tell Allstate the demand is now 305 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211894)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:02 AM
Author: Fragrant Background Story Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211919)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:10 AM
Author: Shimmering beta factory reset button

Cr response here is to say you were absolutely blackout drunk, take your mandatory AA or whatever they give you, and maybe you can avoid suspension or disbarment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39211939)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 8:41 AM
Author: fighting mint kitchen

I don’t see any way he avoids a suspension here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212491)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:56 AM
Author: Free-loading nofapping lodge candlestick maker

absolutely inappropriate conduct for litigation.

If only he had a racist law message board to rant on he could remain dignified in his emails

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212023)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:58 AM
Author: Crimson stage fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212030)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 5:32 AM
Author: Blue confused hunting ground mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212247)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: Zombie-like aphrodisiac laser beams

it’s honiara

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213094)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 4:32 PM
Author: lake dashing chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215103)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 8:04 AM
Author: rough-skinned new version state

From his AVVO reviews

"He wrote a letter on my behalf the next day. I appreciated Chris’s calm, collective, educated and firm approach. In the end, I didn’t have to go to court (which I was relieved), and Chris settled the dispute on my behalf. Chris is an excellent lawyer!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212416)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 8:36 AM
Author: Blue confused hunting ground mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212479)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 8:43 AM
Author: fighting mint kitchen

Sometimes you get Calm Chris, other times you get Cocaine Chris

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212494)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 11:42 AM
Author: Blue confused hunting ground mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213259)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: ruby marvelous plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213807)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:11 PM
Author: big-titted jade theater volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213954)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Crimson stage fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214525)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 4:34 PM
Author: orchid queen of the night prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215114)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 7:57 PM
Author: House-broken Charismatic School Cafeteria Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215976)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Pearl soul-stirring psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39212896)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 11:12 AM
Author: Bright Milk Party Of The First Part

HEY KLEE YOU CUMSTAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213041)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: Boyish khaki windowlicker internal respiration

Judge Wright - by the way - is an old WEMED partner and insurance defense to the core. I have no clue why this guy keeps saying Judge Wright is going to run to his rescue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213105)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 11:24 AM
Author: alcoholic resort

Also a Star Trek fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213144)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 11:41 AM
Author: Blue confused hunting ground mood

Do u shitlaw 2?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213250)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 4:33 PM
Author: lake dashing chapel

(confirmed shitlawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215110)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:09 PM
Author: twisted stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39213942)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:19 PM
Author: Bright Milk Party Of The First Part

PAY UP FUCKFACE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214009)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 1:57 PM
Author: 180 Vengeful Fat Ankles Marketing Idea

😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214299)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 2:12 PM
Author: rough-skinned new version state

His LinkedIn says it took 6 years to compete UG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214400)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: fighting mint kitchen

wonder how many of his professors he threatened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39214541)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 4:31 PM
Author: Seedy lay shitlib

It would be an awesome twist if he is a Mormon who went on a two-year mission during undergrad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215097)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 7:05 PM
Author: ruby marvelous plaza

Van Not-So-Wilder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39215793)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 8:53 PM
Author: Amber fantasy-prone box office sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39216238)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 10:12 PM
Author: House-broken Charismatic School Cafeteria Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39216734)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 8:58 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle kitty

the other lawyer should be sanctioned trying to backdoor in emails clearly covered as confidential settlement negotiations. disgusting insurance defense counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39216257)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 9:09 PM
Author: Free-loading nofapping lodge candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39216336)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 8:59 PM
Author: stirring clown

Anytime now faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39216270)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: dead motley parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39216766)



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Date: December 4th, 2019 10:30 PM
Author: dead motley parlour

This reminds me of a Texas litigator I faced in a case once. He made his career absolutely trolling insurance defense lawyers, but in reasonably high stakes cases brought by respectable companies. He was an absolute pest until the insurers just gave in. Had a drink with him after the case was over and he talked about how insurance companies are the biggest pussies out there and will use the same strategy for shit cases as they do for high-stakes cases. From the plaintiff's perspective, the marginal cost of firing off 20 emails to opposing counsel on borderline frivolous issues is low, yet they make defense costs balloon. Insurance companies being insurance companies, when they see legal fees start rising they'll just overpay and make things go away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39216818)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:31 AM
Author: Zombie-like aphrodisiac laser beams

so you’re saying Hook might not be nuts after all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39217648)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 6:20 AM
Author: fighting mint kitchen

He isn’t nuts. He’s torpedoed his career as a lawyer, which means he doesn’t have to do this anymore. It’s the rest of us who are insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39217692)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 9:22 AM
Author: Boyish khaki windowlicker internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39217864)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 1:38 AM
Author: Nudist mad-dog skullcap heaven

Is this national news? I read it on here yesterday, and I’m grtting emails and texts about it today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39217481)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 7:05 AM
Author: fighting mint kitchen

it isn't, so you know some down low poasters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39217701)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 9:30 AM
Author: Pearl soul-stirring psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39217895)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 9:32 AM
Author: Bright Milk Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39217904)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: big-titted jade theater volcanic crater

Are you going to reply to my email today or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39218652)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 12:42 PM
Author: Nudist mad-dog skullcap heaven

ANY TIME NOW FAGGOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39218867)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:02 PM
Author: Bright Milk Party Of The First Part

UPDATE: It pains me to poast a link to ATL, but they found Hook's response, which was the wrong response.

https://abovethelaw.com/2019/12/small-firm-lawyer-tells-biglaw-team-to-eat-bowl-of-dicks-during-settlement-negotiations/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39219482)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:06 PM
Author: big-titted jade theater volcanic crater

Could've been worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39219519)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:09 PM
Author: Bright Milk Party Of The First Part

I'm pretty sure the only right move for Hook was to claim substance abuse and promise to undergo treatment. Instead, he said he did it intentionally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39219533)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:12 PM
Author: Nudist mad-dog skullcap heaven

It was puffery! Always Be Closing faggot!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39219548)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: Bright Milk Party Of The First Part

That judge is going to tell Hook to PAY UP FUCKFACE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39219561)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 11:55 AM
Author: alcoholic resort

The best timeline would be the one where Judge Wright issues a one-line order saying exactly that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39224298)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:15 PM
Author: big-titted jade theater volcanic crater

He could have said, "What is wrong with telling someone to eat a bowl of dicks? I was referring to the second definition here:

/dik/

Learn to pronounce

VULGAR SLANG

nounVULGAR SLANG

1.

a penis.

2.

NORTH AMERICAN

anything at all.

"you don't know dick about this—you haven't a clue!"

I was saying, "Eat a bowl of anything at all." What is offensive about that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39219568)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:08 PM
Author: fighting mint kitchen

cr, what a fucking idiot. "confidential negotiation tactic." LOL. this guy is just another dimwit shitlawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220206)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:01 PM
Author: Histrionic locale

His writing is surprisingly cogent.

Full document here:

https://www.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.cacd.758790/gov.uscourts.cacd.758790.26.0.pdf



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220162)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:09 PM
Author: Bright Milk Party Of The First Part

Surprisingly coherent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220217)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:12 PM
Author: fighting mint kitchen

I just started it, but he claims that the defendant relies on a "hearsay reference" that hook said he knew where gayface lived.

there's a fucking email from hook that says "I know where you live" and another one where you can tell hook typed his address, as well as gayface's wife's name.

this guy is going to get fucked up his ass by the court.

but, yeah, the writing is WAY better than I would have expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220226)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:15 PM
Author: Bright Milk Party Of The First Part

No doubt. I'm just surprised that he managed to conjure up a legalistic argument.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220236)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:18 PM
Author: fighting mint kitchen

his argument that statements made in connection with settlement discussions are privileged and can't be used against him is 180. ONE WEIRD TRICK by which a lawyer can get away with anything, including threatening someone - just do it and throw in a reference to settling a case.

I also liked that he claims the emails contain statements "purportedly" made by him and his very good point that the emails haven't been properly authenticated so the court should disregard them.

I can't wait to see the end result of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220246)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:41 PM
Author: rough-skinned new version state

It's retarded. He's going to get ass fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220334)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 5:36 PM
Author: fighting mint kitchen

This guy has shit judgment. he’s just compounding the problem by being misleading and outright lying to the court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220555)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: rough-skinned new version state

Otis Wright is going to put his geriatric long dick of the law in this kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39222427)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 6:28 PM
Author: Seedy lay shitlib

It's not crazy, but it's also not very persuasive, and it will be easy for any slightly motivated judge to overcome the nitpicking procedural and evidentiary objections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220793)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 6:33 PM
Author: Bright Milk Party Of The First Part

Obviously it's a very dumb argument. But after reading his emails it's just surprising that he can string complete sentences together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220822)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Nudist mad-dog skullcap heaven

(Xo 2019)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220243)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 6:12 PM
Author: Seedy lay shitlib

It was for effect! If you don't buy that, it was out of frustration and anger!

Good luck with that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220716)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:09 PM
Author: topaz adventurous philosopher-king

This guy is funny, but kind of a 162 version of the Alpha Aspie ADA.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&mc=366&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220213)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:23 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Tattoo Mother

"you will be lucky to work as a notary public in El Cajon"

what's his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220261)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:45 PM
Author: big-titted jade theater volcanic crater

What's even funnier about this is that a common insult among San Diego lawyers is, "You'll be chasing ambulances in El Cajon." He took it to a whole new level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220345)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:49 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Tattoo Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220367)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: idiotic pisswyrm lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39223294)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: Irate locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39224286)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:46 PM
Author: Ivory Judgmental Garrison Codepig

Can we all please take a moment to shit on the humorless ShepardMullin ID lawyers who are trying to ruin this guy’s career?

Having an opposing counsel as entertaining as hook would be a godsend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220350)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 4:55 PM
Author: Nudist mad-dog skullcap heaven

I agree until the “I know where you live”/ “I’m going to beat it out of you” shit. Fuck that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220394)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 5:24 PM
Author: cracking coiffed spot partner

Pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220512)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 12:07 AM
Author: Grizzly Infuriating Orchestra Pit Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39222449)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 5:08 PM
Author: Seedy lay shitlib

You wouldn't take the opportunity to win your client's case early?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220452)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 9:53 AM
Author: Boyish khaki windowlicker internal respiration

(guy who is completely unfamiliar with how ID law works)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39223605)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:13 AM
Author: Seedy lay shitlib

In context, I don't know what you're getting at.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39227586)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 5:37 PM
Author: Puce Irradiated Telephone Nursing Home

i've had "amusing" OCs, not like this but, bad. its never fun when you're involved in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220556)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 5:50 PM
Author: big-titted jade theater volcanic crater

I'm involved in a heated back-and-forth email exchange right now with some asshole from La Jolla.

He essentially made a veiled threat to report me to the bar if I file a lawsuit against his client and I asked him, "Are you threatening me with disciplinary action to gain an advantage?"

I'm getting ready to pull out my favorite little trick for assholes like this. I never copy my clients on emails. Now that we are in the middle of a heated exchange, the next time he replies to me I'm going to cc my client. When he hits "reply all" I'm going to fire back, "Why are you communicating with my client? I never authorized you to do that."

Has never failed to scare the absolute shit out of OC. But yeah, I really don't like the emotions these exchanges tend to bring up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220619)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 7:17 AM
Author: rusted pozpig

lmao at this extreme shitlaw tactic

also why do you have 'clients' i thought you were gc of 32 companies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39223204)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 9:50 AM
Author: fighting mint kitchen

it's funny that the "copy client" trick is so prevalent in small/shitlaw. when I started out, I worked for a solo who would routinely do this. opposing counsel, every time, wrote back "you should probably go read the rules of ethics, and also don't copy your client if you don't want them to see my response" or something like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39223591)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 4:28 PM
Author: Seedy lay shitlib

I always check the addresses before I reply.

Do shitlaw opposing counsel think I'm some sort of tactical genius?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39229726)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 9:54 AM
Author: Boyish khaki windowlicker internal respiration

lol, if someone tried this retarded trick on me I'd say "if you believe what I did is unethical, you have a legal obligation to report it." that would shut you up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39223611)



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Date: October 1st, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: talented theatre sandwich

Wish rach hadn’t scrambled; I’d love to know which poster misunderstands ex parte comms so badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#41023270)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 8:36 AM
Author: rough-skinned new version state

lol, no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39223362)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 5:50 PM
Author: Sticky glittery incel voyeur

Shitlaw dood sending unhinged emails at 4:27 a.m. is DEFINITELY not on a coke bender - no, sir!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39220611)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 6:26 PM
Author: House-broken Charismatic School Cafeteria Karate



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Date: December 6th, 2019 12:08 AM
Author: Grizzly Infuriating Orchestra Pit Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39222451)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 10:11 AM
Author: fighting mint kitchen

judging from the content of emails this guy had to be on a multi-day meth bender.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39223697)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 11:44 AM
Author: rough-skinned new version state

(voice of experience)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39224250)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 12:48 PM
Author: fighting mint kitchen

probably shocking to most poasters here, but I have never done meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39224578)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 4:03 PM
Author: rough-skinned new version state

Tbf, I am surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39225615)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 9:14 AM
Author: fighting mint kitchen

😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39228034)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:06 AM
Author: milky half-breed



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Date: December 13th, 2019 4:24 PM
Author: Shivering flushed son of senegal stock car



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Date: December 14th, 2019 5:30 PM
Author: exhilarant hyperactive ladyboy sanctuary

How's Sheppard Mullin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39265840)



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Date: December 17th, 2019 3:50 PM
Author: demanding chocolate step-uncle's house knife

Dude is going to get got...

By Lauren Berg

Law360, Los Angeles (December 16, 2019, 10:51 PM EST) -- A California federal judge laid into a Culver City attorney in court Monday and said the lawyer should be kicked out of the profession for sending opposing counsel profanity-laced, threatening emails demanding Allstate settle an insurance coverage suit.

The packed hearing in downtown Los Angeles started at 1:30 p.m. with no sign of the attorney in question, Christopher G. Hook of the Law Offices of Christopher G. Hook, so U.S. District Judge Otis D. Wright II instead turned to Hook’s clients, Alan Baker and his wife Linda B. Oliver.

Baker and Oliver indicated they didn’t know their attorney had been threatening Allstate Insurance Co.’s counsel and their families until after Allstate filed a motion for sanctions. When they found out, they fired Hook and hired Matthew B. O'Hanlon of Barnes & Thornburg LLP.

Because the couple knew nothing about their former attorney’s behavior, Judge Wright took his threat of dismissing the case without prejudice off the table and turned to the issue of sanctioning Hook for his conduct.

That’s when Hook stood up from the front row in the audience and announced his presence.

“Were you hiding?” Wright asked angrily. “Were you waiting to make a fashionable entrance?”

Hook sent dozens of profanity-laced emails that escalated to discriminatory slurs and threats of physical violence to Allstate’s witnesses, attorneys and their families in an effort to force Allstate into a multimillion-dollar settlement, according to Allstate’s ex-parte application seeking a restraining order and sanctions against Hook.

Allstate said the case is about a simple insurance dispute over what it costs to repair water damage to the Bakers' house, where the amount in dispute is about $200,000. But Hook demanded hundreds of millions of dollars for his former clients. In one email to Allstate's counsel, Hook said, "Hey fuck face today only the claim is on sale for [$]303 million."

Calling Allstate’s counsel “gay boys,” “faggots,” and “fucktards,” Hook sent other emails saying he was going to “waterboard each one of [Allstate’s] trolls that show up for depo” and would go “bat shit crazy on you mother fucking cock suckers,” according to the application.

Taking the threats further, Hook said he knew where an Allstate attorney lived and knew his wife’s name, the application states.

“As a result of Mr. Hook’s threats, Allstate’s counsel had no choice but to take the disconcerting step of warning his family members that they may be in danger,” the application says. “Mr. Hook’s actions go beyond the pale of anything that should be tolerated anywhere — let alone in a legal proceeding.”

Slamming his hands on the bench at Monday’s hearing, Judge Wright said he had never seen such behavior before and advised members of the audience to leave if they were “easily offended” by profane language.

Hook did not deny sending the emails and said it was an aggressive negotiating strategy to get Allstate to come to the settlement table, but it turned into anger when Allstate's counsel wouldn't return his phone calls.

“Obviously I failed to conduct myself in a professional manner,” Hook said. “It was a mistake.”

“You threatened people,” Judge Wright responded. “You called them every name under the sun.”

Judge Wright, a retired Marine Corps serviceman and police officer, said he was angry that Hook had not only threatened Allstate’s counsel, but also threatened their wives and families, and said if Hook had threatened his family he would have come after the attorney.

While Hook said he believes his profane emails are protected under the First Amendment, Judge Wright cut him off and said he had sworn in 100 new lawyers this month who were “so happy and so proud to be lawyers.”

“You just trashed their profession. You’re going to pay for this. You’re going to pay for this in a number of ways," the judge said. "You’re going to write a check. That’s just the first thing. You’ve been acting like a gangster. Tell you what, slick, this profession doesn’t need you.”

Judge Wright abruptly ended the hearing after telling Hook he would do what he could to remove him from the legal profession.

Baker and his wife first filed suit in Los Angeles County Superior Court in August, accusing Allstate of failing to hold up their end of a homeowners insurance agreement before it was transferred to the Central District of California in September.

The couple own a historic four-bedroom home, valued at about $3.6 million, in Los Angeles that was severely damaged by a bad plumbing line. They have a “deluxe homeowners’ insurance policy” with Allstate, according to the complaint. After the plumbing flood, the couple said Allstate paid for water damage remediation services, which included removing thousands of square feet of ruined flooring and wood, as well as a $15,000-per-month rental home for the Bakers to live in while their home is being repaired.

But ever since the Bakers found a contractor to complete the renovation and repairs on the house, the couple said Allstate has caused delays and has been “slow paying” the repair process. The couple said the insurance company is trying to pressure them into settling their claim and the resulting repairs.

The suit includes claims of breach of contract, breach of implied covenant of good faith and fair dealing, negligence, intentional infliction of emotional distress and elder financial abuse. The couple is seeking damages and permanent injunctive relief, according to the suit.

“I am pleased the court did not dismiss my former clients’ case, and that they can move forward with new counsel without distraction,” Hook told Law360 in an email following the hearing Monday.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39279564)



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Date: December 17th, 2019 3:59 PM
Author: mind-boggling rigor

Lol . . .he orchestrated that late entrance with his clients to get them off the hook and probably avoid a grievance from them. 180. He pwned that judge in a way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39279598)



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Date: December 17th, 2019 4:02 PM
Author: idiotic pisswyrm lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39279613)



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Date: December 17th, 2019 8:59 PM
Author: exhilarant hyperactive ladyboy sanctuary

off the hook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39281106)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 12:30 AM
Author: mind-boggling rigor

It was a show cause hearing and they were in some danger of getting their case bounced. He hid for the first part of the hearing to distance himself from the merits of bouncing the case, then once the judge decided to retain it (because they had subbed in a new lawyer and the malefactor was nowhere to be found), he pulled a SURPRISE BITCH from the front row. Truly 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39282271)



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Date: January 8th, 2020 2:43 AM
Author: peach persian market



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Date: January 8th, 2020 2:54 AM
Author: big-titted jade theater volcanic crater



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Date: January 8th, 2020 8:45 AM
Author: Odious church black woman



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Date: January 8th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: Zombie-like aphrodisiac laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39397538)



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Date: January 15th, 2020 11:30 PM
Author: Zombie-like aphrodisiac laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#39438180)



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Date: February 20th, 2020 12:14 AM
Author: Nudist mad-dog skullcap heaven



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Date: April 27th, 2020 2:15 AM
Author: Nudist mad-dog skullcap heaven

Reminder: xo broke the Chris Hook story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#40101024)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 5:03 AM
Author: idiotic pisswyrm lettuce



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Date: October 1st, 2020 1:26 AM
Author: Nudist mad-dog skullcap heaven



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Date: October 1st, 2020 1:55 AM
Author: talented theatre sandwich

Lol, no suspension, no nothing other than $17k sanctions. https://news.bloomberglaw.com/legal-ethics/profanity-laden-emails-earn-sanctions-for-california-attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#41023286)



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Date: October 1st, 2020 3:48 PM
Author: Nudist mad-dog skullcap heaven

100% worth it then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#41026591)



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Date: October 18th, 2020 8:11 PM
Author: fluffy cerise regret doctorate



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Date: February 24th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: Racy boltzmann indian lodge



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 8:14 PM
Author: Supple Mauve Casino Dysfunction



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Date: December 1st, 2020 2:32 PM
Author: ruby marvelous plaza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#41468114)



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Date: October 19th, 2020 10:28 AM
Author: Zombie-like aphrodisiac laser beams



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Date: December 1st, 2020 2:18 PM
Author: Zombie-like aphrodisiac laser beams



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Date: May 9th, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: Bronze stage



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Date: May 9th, 2021 12:29 PM
Author: Bronze stage

lol the judge was such a faggot in this case

https://www.abajournal.com/news/article/this-profession-doesnt-need-you-judge-tells-lawyer-who-sent-bowl-of-dicks-emails



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#42429789)



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Date: June 18th, 2021 12:05 AM
Author: Zombie-like aphrodisiac laser beams



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 8:05 PM
Author: Nudist mad-dog skullcap heaven



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 8:13 PM
Author: Lascivious useless brakes corner

No discipline. LJL at judges who can't handle a slightly spicy settlement negotiation.

http://members.calbar.ca.gov/fal/Licensee/Detail/255080

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#42825991)



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Date: March 20th, 2024 3:24 AM
Author: Zombie-like aphrodisiac laser beams



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Date: March 20th, 2024 4:02 AM
Author: Zombie-like aphrodisiac laser beams

Hey Klee you cumstain the demand is now 302 million. Pay up fuckface.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#47509356)



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Date: March 20th, 2024 4:02 AM
Author: Zombie-like aphrodisiac laser beams

306 million gay boys.

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Date: March 20th, 2024 4:04 AM
Author: Zombie-like aphrodisiac laser beams

Malilgagio seeley and barbee may not be too smart but at least they have some fucking dignity and honor unlike you two limp dick motherfuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#47509359)



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Date: March 20th, 2024 4:04 AM
Author: Zombie-like aphrodisiac laser beams

I understand the position you are in. I'm going to let the long dick of the law fuck Allstate for all of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#47509360)



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Date: March 20th, 2024 4:05 AM
Author: Zombie-like aphrodisiac laser beams

You are going to get fucking tattooed across the face Klee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4394305&forum_id=2#47509361)