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Got AMOG’d by 6’8” security guard at Whole Foods
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Date: December 15th, 2019 9:32 AM Author: buck-toothed pontificating field messiness I eat at Whole Foods a few times a week and they recently hired an armed security guard who stands at the front. Dude is maybe 29 and jacked with a man bun. Last night I went with my wife and he was standing there twirling a butterfly knife. He honestly looks like he should be hunting terrorists and I don’t know how the Whole Foods hippies put up with his tactical weaponry.
So we finish eating and I go to throw away my trash and he stopped me in front of my wife. I had put the bottle in the glass container and was putting the rest in landfill when he said, “that container goes in compost.” I was taken aback, but complied and scraped out the container. Then he said “Thanks, man” and nodded good evening at my wife. |
Date: December 15th, 2019 9:35 AM Author: aqua exciting old irish cottage theatre What's his moniker haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39267853) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 9:39 AM Author: charismatic low-t macaca hominid is your wife gonna suck his dick? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39267859) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 10:08 AM Author: Soul-stirring immigrant *again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39267922) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 9:41 AM Author: multi-colored sanctuary roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39267862) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 9:43 AM Author: aqua exciting old irish cottage theatre Proles might show up and disrupt the aesthetic for Liberals like myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39267867) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 9:43 AM Author: buck-toothed pontificating field messiness It’s ghetto adjacent and right off a freeway exit. They must have gotten robbed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39267868) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 9:47 AM Author: multi-colored sanctuary roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39267874) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 9:45 AM Author: Gay aggressive whorehouse double fault i'm guessing your repertoire failed you as you envisioned what his cock would do to your wife's tight pussy, so for future run-ins you're to respond with "I don't give you unsolicited tips on how I make millions at my job so don't bore me with how you separate my trash, mr. ponytail sensitive." then fart in his direction and tell him to eat it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39267869) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 9:47 AM Author: buck-toothed pontificating field messiness Where did I say he didn’t fuck my wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39267872) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 9:48 AM Author: Gay aggressive whorehouse double fault where did I say he didn't? my plan won't stop your wife from fucking him but it'll make him respect you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39267876) |
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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:50 PM Author: Vivacious crawly parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39504523) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2022 8:52 PM Author: Aphrodisiac trust fund Oh yeah, well the jerk store called and looks like THEY'RE running out of YOU! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#45532651) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 9:46 AM Author: balding beady-eyed lay good poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39267871) |
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Date: December 15th, 2019 10:30 PM Author: buck-toothed pontificating field messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39270674) |
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Date: December 16th, 2019 4:43 AM Author: Khaki Church Great content creation. Would read again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39271369) |
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Date: January 27th, 2020 10:45 PM Author: irradiated state philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39499187) |
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Date: January 28th, 2020 12:34 AM Author: mind-boggling flickering parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39499684) |
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Date: December 16th, 2019 8:25 AM Author: galvanic theater toilet seat you weren’t carrying? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39271541) |
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Date: December 16th, 2019 8:34 AM Author: buck-toothed pontificating field messiness no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39271555) |
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Date: December 16th, 2019 8:37 AM Author: Hateful point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39271556) |
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Date: January 27th, 2020 10:41 PM Author: buck-toothed pontificating field messiness He's not there anymore. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39499166) |
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Date: January 27th, 2020 10:51 PM Author: stubborn boltzmann Probably working at Bezos DC house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39499212) |
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Date: January 27th, 2020 11:02 PM Author: peach anal cruise ship persian "he was standing there twirling a butterfly knife"
Flame jumped the shark with this one. |
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Date: January 27th, 2020 11:06 PM Author: Wild Godawful Market security guards at my whole foods twirl butterfly knives all the time, it isn't a big deal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39499297) |
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Date: January 27th, 2020 11:33 PM Author: peach anal cruise ship persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39499439) |
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Date: January 27th, 2020 11:33 PM Author: Twisted fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39499442) |
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Date: January 27th, 2020 11:33 PM Author: irradiated state philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39499445) |
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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:45 PM Author: buck-toothed pontificating field messiness It was like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spzT8tRCc2k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39504494) |
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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:49 PM Author: stubborn boltzmann I bet Cornpop would stay away after seeing that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39504513) |
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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:43 PM Author: buck-toothed pontificating field messiness That's what he was doing. I live in a red state, but this dude looked like a hippy. Like he does acro yoga and krav maga.
It was very incongruous for a whole foods. |
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Date: January 27th, 2020 11:06 PM Author: Wild Godawful Market Only way to save face there would be to dismissively say "sorry man, my bad" and walk away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39499296) |
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Date: January 4th, 2022 12:56 PM Author: buck-toothed pontificating field messiness The only way to save face was to apologize and admit I was wrong? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43727123) |
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Date: January 27th, 2020 11:34 PM Author: Heady Spot ...and the whole store started clapping. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39499448) |
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Date: January 28th, 2020 12:10 AM Author: sepia internet-worthy rehab internal respiration How’s California (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39499566) |
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Date: January 28th, 2020 12:11 AM Author: talented splenetic office feces i transcended getting mogged. hasn't happened for a long time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#39499568) |
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Date: December 30th, 2020 9:27 PM Author: stubborn boltzmann Seems like he could teach you a thing about knife control haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#41648569) |
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Date: December 31st, 2020 9:56 PM Author: buck-toothed pontificating field messiness oh hell yeah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#41654486) |
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Date: December 31st, 2020 9:57 PM Author: buck-toothed pontificating field messiness He still works there, btw. Crazy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#41654489) |
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Date: February 5th, 2021 1:23 PM Author: buck-toothed pontificating field messiness He's working there right now. Dude must have no motivation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#41891879) |
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Date: February 5th, 2021 1:33 PM Author: Maniacal bonkers queen of the night fanboi The security guards name was albert einstein (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#41891935) |
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Date: December 30th, 2021 6:57 PM Author: buck-toothed pontificating field messiness To everyone who ever doubted me: He STILL works there, he’s STILL twirling his butterfly knife. His knife is in his left hand in the first photo, mid-twirl.
He has gained weight.
https://imgur.com/a/Q0NpqQU |
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Date: December 30th, 2021 7:15 PM Author: Vermilion Arrogant Rigpig kinda gay to be taking pictures of guys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43701853) |
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Date: December 30th, 2021 7:23 PM Author: poppy lodge Wow. Does your wife ever talk about him? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43701881) |
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Date: December 30th, 2021 8:31 PM Author: buck-toothed pontificating field messiness I've never taken her there since then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43702235) |
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Date: December 30th, 2021 7:26 PM Author: Unholy Institution lol holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43701887) |
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Date: December 30th, 2021 8:31 PM Author: buck-toothed pontificating field messiness You can see the butt of his knife in the second photo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43702233) |
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Date: December 31st, 2021 10:44 AM Author: buck-toothed pontificating field messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43704478) |
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Date: December 31st, 2021 10:49 AM Author: stubborn boltzmann Do you think he gets Amazon stock (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43704492) |
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Date: January 1st, 2022 2:19 PM Author: Free-loading school cafeteria 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43710839) |
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Date: May 25th, 2022 5:14 PM Author: Comical fear-inspiring meetinghouse mexican doesn’t look taller than 6’2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#44572825) |
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Date: December 30th, 2021 7:16 PM Author: bull headed big step-uncle's house liquid oxygen did he go to booth or tuck? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43701858) |
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Date: December 30th, 2021 8:30 PM Author: buck-toothed pontificating field messiness he had multiple utility spots on his belt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43702225) |
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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:04 AM Author: Magenta magical french chef orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43704085) |
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Date: December 31st, 2021 10:47 AM Author: jet histrionic locale selfie Store security guards can't do shit and are almost always prohibited from touching, detaining, or holding you under ANY circumstances. I would have just laughed at the dude and his stupid man bun. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43704488) |
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Date: December 31st, 2021 7:52 PM Author: buck-toothed pontificating field messiness You don’t compost? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43707412) |
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Date: January 1st, 2022 1:52 PM Author: Unholy Institution this is probably the most obvious flame story i've ever read on xo that turned out to be true
why does whole foods let a dude twirl a butterfly knife lol |
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Date: January 1st, 2022 2:14 PM Author: Khaki Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43710812) |
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Date: January 1st, 2022 2:17 PM Author: poppy lodge now think of how many stories like these are there that are true. that guy who was raped by his dad and his bear friends. the treeman saga. sad asian dentist. the possibilities are endless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43710822) |
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Date: January 1st, 2022 2:25 PM Author: Dark razzmatazz chad i thought it was a great thread, reminds me of classic PR-era ZoZo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43710896) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2022 12:46 PM Author: buck-toothed pontificating field messiness ty, I don't have the ability to do a flame thread without reappearing and saying, "this is a flame thread, btw." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43721186) |
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Date: January 1st, 2022 2:25 PM Author: adventurous mustard space mad cow disease 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#43710887) |
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Date: May 25th, 2022 5:10 PM Author: buck-toothed pontificating field messiness Subject: New Picture He still works there, has lost the winter weight, and is fucking strapped:
Apparently left handed. |
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Date: May 25th, 2022 5:13 PM Author: buck-toothed pontificating field messiness I tried to get video of him twirling the butterfly knife but he only did it once. He took it out a half dozen times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#44572814) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2022 8:45 PM Author: pea-brained floppy athletic conference mood That guy is 6'4 max. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#45532617) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2022 8:37 PM Author: stubborn boltzmann Did you invite him to Thanksgiving? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#45532584) |
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Date: December 14th, 2022 9:55 AM Author: buck-toothed pontificating field messiness Maybe x-mas (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#45631418) |
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Date: December 7th, 2023 6:51 PM Author: stubborn boltzmann Wow almost 4 years later (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#47145121) |
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Date: December 9th, 2023 8:49 PM Author: buck-toothed pontificating field messiness It's a Christmas thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4401607&forum_id=2#47152581) |