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Please list funny law firm soccer team names:

My law firm is competing in a soccer league with other firms...
Thriller ape space
  06/27/06
Ladybugs
Dashing tripping sneaky criminal roommate
  06/27/06
Is This Billable?
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  06/27/06
TITCR
Histrionic Hairless Spot Travel Guidebook
  06/27/06
The Papercuts
lemon cracking garrison
  06/27/06
Real Ipsa Loquitor
Vibrant Awkward Tattoo
  06/27/06
Stephen Hawking's Football Boots
high-end church jap
  06/27/06
I think "Due Killigence" ought to be "Do Kill...
Ultramarine lodge
  06/27/06
Is This Billable?, Move Your Assets, and Due Killigence are ...
erotic macaca heaven
  06/27/06
FC RP
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  06/27/06
One of my professors had an IM basketball team when he was a...
hilarious foreskin location
  06/27/06
Call yourselves the Pro Bonos, and then if anyone asks why y...
rose national
  06/27/06
The Ball-Handlers
Drab Multi-colored Abode
  06/27/06
Goatse Hungry
Iridescent quadroon old irish cottage
  06/27/06
ty
Canary mother
  06/27/06
I want to play for a firm team. Do a lot of them have these?...
lemon cracking garrison
  06/27/06
A lot of the big ones have maybe a sports team or two depend...
Thriller ape space
  06/27/06
mine doesn't have one, but I wish they did. we have a softb...
odious mediation box office
  06/27/06
Kickin' Kikes
Buck-toothed useless brakes
  06/27/06
Learned Foot (to borrow inspiration from this board)
Thriller ape space
  06/27/06
Laughed out loud. That's fucking brilliant.
hilarious foreskin location
  06/27/06
Yeah, this is the winner.
Unhinged Station
  06/27/06
Perfect.
Exhilarant Hospital
  06/27/06
Harry and the Bawlz
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  06/27/06
Nigger-Lovers
Dashing tripping sneaky criminal roommate
  06/27/06
FC Dewey, Chetem and Howe
180 Maroon International Law Enforcement Agency Keepsake Machete
  06/27/06
bull connor is a cracker, inc.
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  06/27/06


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Date: June 27th, 2006 5:15 PM
Author: Thriller ape space

My law firm is competing in a soccer league with other firms. Please help me think of a funny team name. Here is what I have so far:

Mr. Perkins’s 8th Grade PE Class

Is This Billable?

Move Your Assets

Don’t Fight the Law, Cause the Law Will Win

Cheatahs

Attractive Nuisance

Fighting Doc Reviewers

Due Killigence

Obviously, I need some help. Answers do not have to be law specific, but it might help.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086004)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:16 PM
Author: Dashing tripping sneaky criminal roommate

Ladybugs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086012)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:16 PM
Author: Talented rusted goal in life site

Is This Billable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086015)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:18 PM
Author: Histrionic Hairless Spot Travel Guidebook

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086034)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:16 PM
Author: lemon cracking garrison

The Papercuts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086016)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: Vibrant Awkward Tattoo

Real Ipsa Loquitor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086027)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: high-end church jap

Stephen Hawking's Football Boots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086023)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:18 PM
Author: Ultramarine lodge

I think "Due Killigence" ought to be "Do Killigence"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086032)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:18 PM
Author: erotic macaca heaven

Is This Billable?, Move Your Assets, and Due Killigence are the best.

Litigistas

Real Profit (pronounced like Real Madrid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086039)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:20 PM
Author: maize skinny woman lay

FC RP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086051)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:28 PM
Author: hilarious foreskin location

One of my professors had an IM basketball team when he was at Yale; he called it the Low Passes.

Well Hung Jury was also a popular IM name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086105)





Date: June 27th, 2006 6:21 PM
Author: rose national

Call yourselves the Pro Bonos, and then if anyone asks why you picked that, just tell them, "Because we'll kick your asses for free!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086565)





Date: June 27th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: Drab Multi-colored Abode

The Ball-Handlers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6088831)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: Iridescent quadroon old irish cottage

Goatse Hungry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086025)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:52 PM
Author: Canary mother

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086328)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:17 PM
Author: lemon cracking garrison

I want to play for a firm team. Do a lot of them have these? I know banks have them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086029)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:26 PM
Author: Thriller ape space

A lot of the big ones have maybe a sports team or two depending on demand from the attorneys. Some times other staff are allowed to play to increase participation/talent level. Some times teams end up consisting of no attorneys whatsoever.

There are probably leagues in most cities, and if a firm does not have a team, it just takes one person to organize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086090)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:28 PM
Author: odious mediation box office

mine doesn't have one, but I wish they did. we have a softball team, but i hate softball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086101)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:21 PM
Author: Buck-toothed useless brakes

Kickin' Kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086060)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:24 PM
Author: Thriller ape space

Learned Foot (to borrow inspiration from this board)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086075)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:26 PM
Author: hilarious foreskin location

Laughed out loud.

That's fucking brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086093)





Date: June 27th, 2006 6:20 PM
Author: Unhinged Station

Yeah, this is the winner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086556)





Date: June 27th, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hospital

Perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6088811)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:25 PM
Author: Cocky crystalline menage private investor

Harry and the Bawlz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086081)





Date: June 27th, 2006 5:25 PM
Author: Dashing tripping sneaky criminal roommate

Nigger-Lovers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086084)





Date: June 27th, 2006 6:08 PM
Author: 180 Maroon International Law Enforcement Agency Keepsake Machete

FC Dewey, Chetem and Howe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086467)





Date: June 27th, 2006 6:27 PM
Author: mildly autistic wild gay wizard step-uncle's house

bull connor is a cracker, inc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=443286&forum_id=2#6086628)