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Date: April 2nd, 2020 1:46 PM Author: motley base Have not smoked all day. Coughing, fever, phlegm, no energy. Leaving all my money to my ex ex (NOT my most recent ex) with a heart of gold. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39924507) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2020 1:53 PM Author: twinkling talented menage flame, as u know we smokers can't get COVID. it's probably just HIV. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39924562) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2020 2:01 PM Author: motley base Probably or cancer. I've fucked like 6 Euro girls in the last 3 weeks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39924628) |
Date: April 2nd, 2020 1:52 PM Author: Angry titillating therapy windowlicker RIP. If no kids not much is lost. Thanks for your service (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39924555) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2020 2:01 PM Author: motley base No kids. Goodbye sweet world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39924630) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2020 12:40 PM Author: stimulating stage pocket flask this is how i feel. i am in the same boat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39931801) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2020 1:55 PM Author: Aphrodisiac indian lodge telephone Nature of the assignment. Thank. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39924576) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2020 2:05 PM Author: Bipolar Piazza R.I.P. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39924660) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2020 2:06 PM Author: Aromatic cheese-eating persian jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39924664) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2020 2:15 PM Author: internet-worthy massive marketing idea https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJgv-qBBT3Y&t=55s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39924734) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2020 2:49 PM Author: Out-of-control stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39925008) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2020 3:58 PM Author: motley base You've got to love Euro women. I couldn't get anyone off apps to see me but now that I've told them I'm feeling shitty they want to come over and take care of me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39925559) |
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Date: April 12th, 2020 5:08 PM Author: cracking locus poz them all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39998724) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2020 8:25 AM Author: motley base Updated symptoms: coughing, low grade fever, blowing my nose every two seconds, brain fog (possibly due to a cessation of smoking) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39930297) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2020 8:27 AM Author: Cerise supple shitlib property not supposed to have stuffy nose. this is a regular flu. celebrate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39930303) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2020 8:28 AM Author: Aromatic cheese-eating persian jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39930310) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2020 8:38 AM Author: motley base I think I read that 30 percent of cases have a lot of phlegm and mucus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39930345) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2020 8:28 AM Author: Bat shit crazy faggot firefighter This isn't medical advice, but I think I read online somewhere that if you're trying to decide whether to go to the hospital, the test is whether you can say a full sentence out loud without having to stop and catch your breath.
(Obviously it's not medical advice because I'm a lawyer, and lawyers don't know a fucking thing about medicine.) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2020 8:34 AM Author: motley base I've been on some conference calls today. It was a pain but I could manage to form coherent sentences. I think I might have it but just be one of the many people that never have to get hospitalized (hopefully). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39930341) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2020 8:42 AM Author: motley base I've been on some conference calls today. It was a pain but I could manage to form coherent sentences. I think I might have it but just be one of the many people that never have to get hospitalized (hopefully). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39930364) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2020 8:33 AM Author: motley base I also have almost no sense of smell. I can put my nose right on a whiskey bottle opening and barely smell anything (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39930337) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2020 8:52 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle mildly autistic nursing home YOU MAED IT!! father had lots of phlegm coughing and runny nose. HS symptoms 12 days. First 5 worse then haggering cough. 1st one of us to get it. Jealous (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39930414) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2020 8:56 AM Author: motley base Your dad had corona? And has had symptoms for 12 days? Fml (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39930439) |
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Date: April 8th, 2020 6:20 AM Author: Awkward trust fund juggernaut Youve got the VIRUS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39967260) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2020 8:31 AM Author: coiffed heady forum boltzmann Feel better man, I'm sure u have support with all those euro chicks fawning over you...but if you actually wind up needing anything shoot me an email. You'll be fine, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39930327) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2020 8:46 AM Author: motley base Had to cancel a first date last night with a girl who seemed promising. I told her I think I might have corona and she was still down to hangout. Another girl offered to come over to give me a blowjob to feel better (single mom who only told me after I was about to sleep with her, ugh). But I just feel like pure shit. It's almost 3 p.m. Guess I'll start drinking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39930380) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2020 8:57 AM Author: coiffed heady forum boltzmann cheers buddy. The growing harem sounds great, but just this once I'd say to take the advice and isolate. It's friday so rolling a nice joint and having a beer in my garden soon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39930445) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2020 9:03 AM Author: motley base Yeah. I haven't been able to workout for 3 days. Haven't gone outside. Just need to feel better. On the plus side maybe I'll kick smoking because of this plus get immunity to corona over with. I'd kill for some weed. Last time I hit up my connection she said she wasn't able to get any though. And now I would be a dick to meet up with anyone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39930474) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2020 10:50 AM Author: coiffed heady forum boltzmann Tough times man, sorry. I had swine flu years back and I swear the only thing that got me through it was my abominable snow bong.
If you can though, try to use it to stop smoking tobacco. This doesnt help....but that first cigarette after you start feeling better will feel amaaaazing. Good luck man hope u get better soon. |
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Date: April 3rd, 2020 12:36 PM Author: motley base Thanks bro. I'll be megaposting until I feel better so if you don't see me I either died or made it out alive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39931783) |
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Date: April 4th, 2020 10:38 AM Author: motley base Update: Still have the Virus. Can't smell anything. Noticed I left some half eaten sushi out from days ago. Don't smell it. It must reek in here.
Otherwise just coughing a ton. Feel like shit. Haven't smoked today. Haven't left my place in three days now. Running low on supplies. |
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Date: April 4th, 2020 10:41 AM Author: Rose resort Are you taking any medicine? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39938439) |
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Date: April 4th, 2020 10:44 AM Author: motley base Some ibuprofen. I've read conflicting things about it but it's all I have on hand and I've had a fever and headaches. And in Europe it's a pain in the ass to get Tylenol etc. Also I've popped a few antibiotics that I have sitting around from when my ex visited. They were for her pussy infection but I figure it can't hurt against the Virus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39938453) |
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Date: April 4th, 2020 10:58 AM Author: Rose resort Thoughts and prayers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39938497) |
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Date: April 4th, 2020 10:44 AM Author: Rough-skinned Contagious Whorehouse Knife the RONA or the HIV? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39938455) |
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Date: April 4th, 2020 10:53 AM Author: Nofapping volcanic crater For any respiratory illness you absolutely need to stop smoking for the duration. It'll extend the length of illness by a week at least. I speak from multiple experiences. I've been close to the tail end of an illness, felt good enough to go out with friends, had a couple cigs, was hardcore sick again for another week.
Tell me more about these Euro girls you're banging. Is it easier to date out there? Pics? What's your age and their ages? |
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Date: April 4th, 2020 11:05 AM Author: motley base I broke down yesterday and had half a cig. Felt even worse. Haven't had the desire to smoke at all today.
Here's the last 5 girls I've had sex with out here:
35 year old airline knockout blonde stewardess at Air France. She is baby crazy and had designs on me so I slow faded her. Kind of regret it because she's cool and level headed and we connected well. But very materialistic and into status. Kind of a turnoff. I'm more into hippy free spirit types.
32 year old brunette teacher with a tat right above her pussy who I met at a bar and then went to a techno club with til 4 am (while still in a relationship...). Hungout with her a few times a week for like 6 weeks before she said we had to be exclusive or stop seeing each other. I chose the latter.
26 year old brunette from Croatia. Good looking girl but turns out she has a 6 year old daughter. She banged a US Marine when she was 20 and never located him again. Jesus.
22 year old blonde psych major with a tight body and huge tits. I felt weird about her staying the night because it was on Valentine's day and I was supposed to FaceTime my ex so I asked her to leave. She got all pissed and was like so you cum all over my tits and then are done with me!? And stormed out crying.
30 year old project manager at an IT company. She barely spoke English but somehow we connected in kind of a sweet way. She was skinny as fuck. Weird feeling ribs so prominently. Long term I need to be able to talk people though so I slow faded her.
Overall I get a lot more matches with cuter girls in Europe. It's not hard to date. They're all intrigued about Americans. And they like to practice English. But it can be annoying not having great conversation because there's just a bit of a language barrier and I have to talk a little slower and explain things more. |
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Date: April 4th, 2020 1:24 PM Author: Nofapping volcanic crater That sounds great. Are you mid 30s? Maybe you should learn French if you're gonna be out there a while. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39939536) |
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Date: April 4th, 2020 1:25 PM Author: 180 toaster He gonna DIE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39939543) |
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Date: April 4th, 2020 2:10 PM Author: Nofapping volcanic crater ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39939889) |
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Date: April 5th, 2020 4:54 AM Author: motley base Yes I'm 35. I started language classes but the corona era fucked it all up. Realistically though it would take me a year or two of solid effort to get decently conversational. That's probably how long I'll be here. Starting to wonder if it's worth it when people already speak English. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39944887) |
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Date: April 5th, 2020 4:52 AM Author: motley base I think I'm going to beat the BAT. Energy much improved though weak. Coughing way down. Still can't smell for shit. I don't think I have any fever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39944884) |
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Date: April 5th, 2020 4:57 AM Author: Drunken Box Office This largely mirrors my experience. Still have intermittent shit in my lungs though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39944892) |
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Date: April 5th, 2020 5:02 AM Author: motley base Same but I had that before I got the Virus (smoker here). Ive only smoked half a cig in four days so I'm just going to use this as an opportunity to quit smoking at least for a while and heal my lungs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39944899) |
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Date: April 5th, 2020 5:03 AM Author: Drunken Box Office I tried to quit and then went back because fuck it I am going to die at some point anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39944900) |
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Date: April 5th, 2020 5:09 AM Author: motley base Yeah. So many young people smoke in Europe especially in the summer out on terraces. I think maybe 1 in 3 girls I go out with smoke at least casually. So it's pretty hard not to smoke here at all. But with my lungs feeling how they do I have no desire right now even though I'm sure I have heavy nicotine withdrawal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39944902) |
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Date: April 5th, 2020 5:11 AM Author: Drunken Box Office Gum is not bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39944905) |
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Date: April 5th, 2020 5:11 AM Author: motley base Is the gum better than lozenges? I've tried lozenges and felt like they didn't do much. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39944906) |
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Date: April 5th, 2020 5:12 AM Author: Drunken Box Office Yes. Vastly. 4mg. Fuck the 2mg. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39944907) |
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Date: April 5th, 2020 5:00 AM Author: arousing location when did the inability to smell start? did you notice that with all the other symptoms or did that come later? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39944897) |
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Date: April 5th, 2020 5:04 AM Author: motley base I noticed the fever/chills first like Tuesday night maybe. Had an appointment on Wednesday that I went to but felt like shit. By that night I was coughing up a storm. I think my smell went quite a bit before I really noticed it. It was when I went to pour whiskey and realized I could barely barely smell a hint of alcohol even when it was right on my nose that I was like fuck. Think that was Thursday I noticed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39944901) |
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Date: April 5th, 2020 5:21 AM Author: arousing location wow. that's so weird. do you still have the sense of taste? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39944916) |
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Date: April 5th, 2020 5:38 AM Author: motley base Yeah but it's decreased (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39944938) |
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Date: April 5th, 2020 5:20 AM Author: motley base I feel almost euphoric. It's weirdly helped me get over my ex. Just thankful to have my health returning. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39944915) |
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Date: April 5th, 2020 5:36 AM Author: Drunken Box Office You will get slammed with the second wave shortly. You are not out of the woods. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39944934) |
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Date: April 5th, 2020 5:37 AM Author: motley base There's a second wave? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39944937) |
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Date: April 5th, 2020 6:06 AM Author: Drunken Box Office Yes, you feel better, then it comes back. Sometimes it doesn’t, but the real risk is when it comes back if it gets in your lungs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39944972) |
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Date: April 6th, 2020 9:23 AM Author: motley base Coughing up phlegm occasionally but I'm like 70 percent. I have a new lease on life. Simple things are incredible. Went on a long slow jog on the river and feel incredible. Meeting up with a cute girl tomorrow. Cooking a stew. Going to shower and start in on a beer soon. It's good to be alive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39951897) |
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Date: April 6th, 2020 9:24 AM Author: Honey-headed effete step-uncle's house you're gonna poz her, bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39951901) |
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Date: April 6th, 2020 9:26 AM Author: motley base I had to cancel on her last week when I got sick. I told her I think I have it. Told her I just started feeling better yesterday. She's still down to hang. She's 26 even if she got it I'm sure she'd be fine in 4 days like I was. This whole thing may as well be the flu for the vast majority of the population. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39951907) |
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Date: April 6th, 2020 3:28 PM Author: motley base I AM ALIVE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39954561) |
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Date: April 6th, 2020 3:29 PM Author: Drunken Box Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39954582) |
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Date: April 6th, 2020 3:30 PM Author: Walnut Glittery Native Athletic Conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39954587) |
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Date: April 12th, 2020 5:04 PM Author: appetizing feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39998689) |
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Date: April 6th, 2020 3:31 PM Author: racy bbw giraffe Has either eyeball popped out yet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39954599) |
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Date: April 8th, 2020 5:54 AM Author: motley base Still have euphoria over being alive. Fantastic date last night with a sweet and cute 27 year old euro girl. We walked along the river for hours drinking beer. Great weather. Then we went back to my place and she stayed the night. I saw this morning that my ex messaged me out of the blue. Didn't care. I'm over her. The Virus has cured me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39967241) |
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Date: April 8th, 2020 6:12 AM Author: coiffed heady forum boltzmann Glad to hear you werent taken out by rona. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#39967255) |
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Date: April 13th, 2020 10:40 AM Author: motley base Reminder that I survived. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4496467&forum_id=2#40003541) |