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Laptops banned at Penn

Now that you can't use a computer, you have to use a PENN! ...
Sapphire twisted preventive strike
  07/31/06
Or a PENNcil! ROFL
Sapphire twisted preventive strike
  07/31/06
Be careful with your penncil or you might stab yourself and ...
Sapphire twisted preventive strike
  07/31/06
You'd better hope that the hospital is oPENN! ROFL
Sapphire twisted preventive strike
  07/31/06
I'm sorry, I have to stop this.
exciting giraffe
  07/31/06
While I'm at the hospital, I might as well get my aPENNDix r...
Sapphire twisted preventive strike
  07/31/06
Depends. How hard did the instrument PENNetrate you?
violet concupiscible pervert french chef
  11/16/06
Wanna go to my PENNthouse for some sex? I'll PENNetrate you....
Mint irate mad cow disease
  08/29/07
...
galvanic citrine party of the first part
  09/07/07
PENN IS FOR DUDES WITHOUT PENN15ES
Impertinent patrolman sanctuary
  07/31/06
If you didn't get in, maybe you should've attached some aPEN...
Sapphire twisted preventive strike
  07/31/06
whoops, i meant dudes without foreskin
Impertinent patrolman sanctuary
  07/31/06
Or maybe you haven't heard back yet and you're still hoPENN ...
Sapphire twisted preventive strike
  07/31/06
awesome/
thriller claret immigrant
  08/21/07
i like this thread
amber forum main people
  07/31/06
I'm really glad I oPENNed this thread!
Aphrodisiac demanding plaza turdskin
  07/31/06
I was hoPENN you'd say that! ROFL
Sapphire twisted preventive strike
  07/31/06
LOLERSKATES!!! If you hapPENN to make more threads like t...
Aphrodisiac demanding plaza turdskin
  07/31/06
I'll let you know if you'll let PENNsive know! ROFL
Sapphire twisted preventive strike
  07/31/06
you're british
Alcoholic mental disorder queen of the night
  09/07/07
hahaha
Disturbing razzle-dazzle tanning salon
  07/31/06
is this for real?
Canary State
  07/31/06
No, it's all in your imaginaPENN! ROFL
Sapphire twisted preventive strike
  07/31/06
you guys are a bunch of fucking fags.
Canary State
  07/31/06
...
Laughsome Ceo Point
  07/31/06
It would be amazing if this thread was the result when you g...
silver soul-stirring meetinghouse ape
  07/31/06
I don't know -- I sense a lot of PENNt-up anger toward this ...
Sapphire twisted preventive strike
  07/31/06
This is amazing
know-it-all scarlet business firm tank
  08/01/06
excellent. very funny
Mustard temple toilet seat
  08/01/06
Yes, I've sPENNt a lot of time laughing at this thread
Orange jet-lagged pistol
  11/12/06
Thanks for making my office day in JaPENN interesting
hot people who are hurt yarmulke
  08/01/06
Konnichiwa! Waapuro ka PENN wo tsukaimansuka? ROFL!
Sapphire twisted preventive strike
  08/01/06
AHAHAHAHAHA
garnet yapping lodge rigpig
  08/01/06
SWeet
Vigorous electric furnace
  08/01/06
ROFL
Cerise balding messiness faggotry
  08/01/06
Did you know that they have an aquarium right on campus -- w...
Sapphire twisted preventive strike
  08/01/06
Don't break any of the school rules or you'll get a PENNal c...
Sapphire twisted preventive strike
  08/01/06
Or you'll end up in the PENNitentiary!
Cerise balding messiness faggotry
  08/01/06
And once you're there, you might get PENNetrated by a large ...
Sapphire twisted preventive strike
  08/01/06
maybe you'll get a lenient sentence if you rePENNt!
Vigorous electric furnace
  08/01/06
If I could do that, I wouldn't have been excommunicated from...
Sapphire twisted preventive strike
  08/01/06
Of course, that had more to do with my PENNchant for altar b...
Sapphire twisted preventive strike
  08/01/06
maybe you need to switch to PENNthouse to get your rocks off...
Vigorous electric furnace
  08/01/06
they're better with methamPENNtamine! ROFL
Orange jet-lagged pistol
  11/12/06
We'll see- my case is imPENNding!
Cerise balding messiness faggotry
  08/01/06
fucken PENNdejos.
Flushed corn cake stage
  08/01/06
Cholo, ¡debes PENNsar antes de hablar! ROFL
Sapphire twisted preventive strike
  08/01/06
This is a multilingual thread: JaPENNese, EsPENÑol, a...
Sapphire twisted preventive strike
  08/01/06
...
Aromatic Burgundy Newt
  08/01/06
My half-ElvPENN rouge uses hide in the shadows to escape the...
Sapphire twisted preventive strike
  08/01/06
...
Aromatic Burgundy Newt
  08/01/06
I hapPENN to have my AD&D manual right here, and it says...
Sapphire twisted preventive strike
  08/01/06
...
Aromatic Burgundy Newt
  08/01/06
I don't think you understand the basic etymological and orth...
Sapphire twisted preventive strike
  08/01/06
...
Aromatic Burgundy Newt
  08/01/06
this exchange was seriously a battle of titans
amber forum main people
  11/16/06
This was one of your greatest posts ever. Wow.
Aphrodisiac demanding plaza turdskin
  12/18/06
you should go on a date with PENNelope cruz
Mustard temple toilet seat
  08/01/06
stop, stop it...I can't, can't take any more schtick...
vivacious dull garrison
  08/01/06
DelbertGrady, is your moniker in reference to the band or th...
Sapphire twisted preventive strike
  08/01/06
You're a very willful boy. You should be corrected.
vivacious dull garrison
  08/01/06
hi PENNsive!
Cerise balding messiness faggotry
  08/01/06
P3NNW3D.
Multi-colored Honey-headed Factory Reset Button
  08/01/06
Fucking sheep. You guys have no indePENNdence at all. It's l...
Razzmatazz Gaming Laptop Indirect Expression
  08/01/06
You people need to chill out! Listen to some Teddy PENNdergr...
Well-lubricated Range
  08/01/06
I hate everyone who has posted on this thread.
Hideous charismatic brethren kitchen
  08/01/06
You have a lot of PENNt-up anger. ROFL
Sapphire twisted preventive strike
  08/01/06
Threads like this aren't planned. They're occurances of hap...
Sapphire twisted preventive strike
  08/01/06
Guess what state Penn is in? PENNsylvania! ROFL
Sapphire twisted preventive strike
  08/01/06
I was thinking about visting campus. Do Spruce and Walnut S...
Sapphire twisted preventive strike
  08/02/06
I guess I'll just take public transportaPENN! ROFL
Sapphire twisted preventive strike
  08/02/06
The Penn Dean is rumored to be marrying a 3L. To avoid publ...
Sapphire twisted preventive strike
  08/02/06
Of course, they're not getting rid of all formalities: he's ...
Sapphire twisted preventive strike
  08/02/06
For their honeymoon they are going to PENNsacola! ROFL
odious spot
  08/02/06
They're currently at Yahoo! Driving Directions mapPENN out h...
Sapphire twisted preventive strike
  08/02/06
Let's not let this stuPENNdous thread become PENNdulous. I ...
aqua nudist stain cruise ship
  08/03/06
I'm popPENN open some brews. Let's get this party hopPENN a...
Sapphire twisted preventive strike
  08/03/06
The students have protested the decision to ban. The appeal...
Sapphire twisted preventive strike
  11/12/06
And anyway, a decision like that can always be uPENNeded.
crusty heaven
  11/12/06
this thread is so awesome i would pay many PENNies to read i...
Lascivious Ocher Alpha
  11/12/06
rofl
blathering candlestick maker
  11/12/06
roPENNfl
Orange jet-lagged pistol
  11/12/06
I would run a PENNtathlon.
grizzly histrionic trailer park deer antler
  11/12/06
i have a strange affection for this thread
cerebral university
  11/12/06
It's not that strange. IHVMTH.
crusty heaven
  11/12/06
to continue using my laptop in the name of jesus, i am trans...
curious dilemma
  11/12/06
no laptops? ill skip class then to eat PENNe with vodka sauc...
Lascivious Ocher Alpha
  11/12/06
You should rePENNt for such a conTEMPLEtable post.
crusty heaven
  11/12/06
help! my aPENNdix just RAPTURED!
curious dilemma
  11/12/06
...
galvanic citrine party of the first part
  09/07/07
Let's forward this thread to all of our PENN pals! EDIT: ...
Orange jet-lagged pistol
  11/12/06
Look: you can make all the PENN jokes you want. That's my ...
Sapphire twisted preventive strike
  11/12/06
ROFL!
crusty heaven
  11/12/06
StuPENNdous! ROTFL!
Orange jet-lagged pistol
  11/12/06
No, no. YOU'RE the man. ROFL!
crusty heaven
  11/12/06
180
Free-loading hospital dog poop
  11/13/06
definitely
amber forum main people
  11/16/06
awesome.
obsidian excitant half-breed rigor
  12/18/06
180.
talented genital piercing
  08/22/07
ONE FUCKING EIGHTY
Passionate drab church foreskin
  08/30/07
http://www.rofl.name/asciiart/
beady-eyed primrose home goal in life
  11/12/06
MeatsPENN! ROTFL!
Orange jet-lagged pistol
  11/12/06
how many PENN students will be spending spring break in asPE...
Arousing swollen house
  11/13/06
Just bumPENN the thread! ROFL
Sapphire twisted preventive strike
  11/15/06
i'm in love w/ you
green windowlicker
  11/16/06
floozy
Flushed corn cake stage
  11/16/06
i know :(
green windowlicker
  11/16/06
Would you let him rail you with his rock hard PENNis? ROF...
Infuriating sweet tailpipe site
  11/16/06
i'm really happy that you're still around
amber forum main people
  11/16/06
Now the people sitting in the back can't look at double PENN...
Titillating flesh elastic band principal's office
  11/16/06
Is the PENNdulum swinging?
submissive office
  11/16/06
bump
Free-loading hospital dog poop
  12/18/06
I am hoPENN my Civ Pro final does not signal imPENNding doom...
lemon locale jap
  12/18/06
COOLEYt already!
Tan Center
  12/18/06
i'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir
snowy theatre
  12/18/06
We should make sure he is accomPENNied by security guards
wonderful learning disabled school cafeteria
  12/18/06
I just haPENNed to come across this thread for the first tim...
Boyish milky property laser beams
  12/18/06
SWeet
nubile chapel
  01/03/07
This thread is the 2nd result in google search for Penn lapt...
silver soul-stirring meetinghouse ape
  01/03/07
so semetic law students will no longer be schlePENN their la...
180 cruel-hearted stock car
  01/04/07
#1, Penntastic!
Seedy Floppy National
  09/07/07
T6 Bump
Free-loading hospital dog poop
  03/31/07
I miss the ROFL schtick.
Maniacal casino
  03/31/07
I had never seen this thread before... stupendous.
abnormal dysfunction lettuce
  03/31/07
Holy shit you blew your chance
Free-loading hospital dog poop
  03/31/07
How could they post that without realizing it? They must reP...
Heady Roommate
  04/01/07
PENN
Comical Famous Landscape Painting Market
  03/31/07
ROFL may be my favorite schtick...
diverse box office weed whacker
  08/21/07
But I thought the PENNis was your favorite "schtick&quo...
Unholy adventurous base becky
  08/22/07
bumping this for the PENNultimate time.
Aquamarine travel guidebook
  08/29/07
...and bumping again, just to make that work.
Aquamarine travel guidebook
  08/29/07
This thread has been a trePENNdous success
cracking indian lodge
  08/29/07
stuPENNdous even!
mauve hairraiser rehab gaping
  08/29/07
Contact Sean PENN. He likes to protest things.
iridescent cocky parlor
  08/29/07
RIP, PENNdicabo Vos.
swashbuckling stag film
  08/30/07
Because Craig's gay, he's going to lose his PENNsion!
mind-boggling vengeful psychic
  08/30/07
...
galvanic citrine party of the first part
  08/30/07
...
galvanic citrine party of the first part
  09/07/07
...
galvanic citrine party of the first part
  09/07/07
whatever happened to that girl with the PENNdulous fake brea...
Aquamarine travel guidebook
  01/09/08
...
obsidian excitant half-breed rigor
  03/25/08
Dear 2L, We regret to inform you that we are revoking your ...
spectacular crackhouse
  10/17/08
LOL, Penn
brass provocative boistinker
  10/17/08
I heard that this one time there were these Penn students at...
Sapphire twisted preventive strike
  11/10/08


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Date: July 31st, 2006 4:40 PM
Author: Sapphire twisted preventive strike

Now that you can't use a computer, you have to use a PENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346620)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: Sapphire twisted preventive strike

Or a PENNcil!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346746)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: Sapphire twisted preventive strike

Be careful with your penncil or you might stab yourself and get infected and need some PENNicilin!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346788)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: Sapphire twisted preventive strike

You'd better hope that the hospital is oPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346793)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: exciting giraffe

I'm sorry, I have to stop this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346797)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:56 PM
Author: Sapphire twisted preventive strike

While I'm at the hospital, I might as well get my aPENNDix removed, too.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346816)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:36 AM
Author: violet concupiscible pervert french chef

Depends. How hard did the instrument PENNetrate you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003073)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: Mint irate mad cow disease

Wanna go to my PENNthouse for some sex? I'll PENNetrate you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576240)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: galvanic citrine party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612437)





Date: July 31st, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: Impertinent patrolman sanctuary

PENN IS FOR DUDES WITHOUT PENN15ES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346802)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: Sapphire twisted preventive strike

If you didn't get in, maybe you should've attached some aPENNdices to your application!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346860)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:01 PM
Author: Impertinent patrolman sanctuary

whoops, i meant dudes without foreskin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346877)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: Sapphire twisted preventive strike

Or maybe you haven't heard back yet and you're still hoPENN to get in!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346892)





Date: August 21st, 2007 11:58 PM
Author: thriller claret immigrant

awesome/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543920)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:04 PM
Author: amber forum main people

i like this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346908)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac demanding plaza turdskin

I'm really glad I oPENNed this thread!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346918)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: Sapphire twisted preventive strike

I was hoPENN you'd say that!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346926)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac demanding plaza turdskin

LOLERSKATES!!!

If you hapPENN to make more threads like this, let me know!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346941)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: Sapphire twisted preventive strike

I'll let you know if you'll let PENNsive know!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346950)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: Alcoholic mental disorder queen of the night

you're british

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612171)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: Disturbing razzle-dazzle tanning salon

hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346939)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:08 PM
Author: Canary State

is this for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346946)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:09 PM
Author: Sapphire twisted preventive strike

No, it's all in your imaginaPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6346956)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:24 PM
Author: Canary State

you guys are a bunch of fucking fags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347087)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:26 PM
Author: Laughsome Ceo Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347095)





Date: July 31st, 2006 5:54 PM
Author: silver soul-stirring meetinghouse ape

It would be amazing if this thread was the result when you googled "Penn laptops" or "Penn computing" or "Penn computers"

Let's make it hapPENN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6347294)





Date: July 31st, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: Sapphire twisted preventive strike

I don't know -- I sense a lot of PENNt-up anger toward this thread!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6349504)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:18 AM
Author: know-it-all scarlet business firm tank

This is amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350792)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:21 AM
Author: Mustard temple toilet seat

excellent. very funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350805)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: Orange jet-lagged pistol

Yes, I've sPENNt a lot of time laughing at this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979656)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:22 AM
Author: hot people who are hurt yarmulke

Thanks for making my office day in JaPENN interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350807)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:27 AM
Author: Sapphire twisted preventive strike

Konnichiwa! Waapuro ka PENN wo tsukaimansuka?

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350836)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:25 AM
Author: garnet yapping lodge rigpig

AHAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351409)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:22 AM
Author: Vigorous electric furnace

SWeet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350810)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:27 AM
Author: Cerise balding messiness faggotry
Subject: ROFL

I'm claPENN!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350835)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:28 AM
Author: Sapphire twisted preventive strike

Did you know that they have an aquarium right on campus -- with PENNguins!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350842)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:31 AM
Author: Sapphire twisted preventive strike

Don't break any of the school rules or you'll get a PENNal code violation!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350852)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:32 AM
Author: Cerise balding messiness faggotry

Or you'll end up in the PENNitentiary!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350856)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:33 AM
Author: Sapphire twisted preventive strike

And once you're there, you might get PENNetrated by a large male inmate name PENNeleope!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350860)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:34 AM
Author: Vigorous electric furnace

maybe you'll get a lenient sentence if you rePENNt!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350862)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:35 AM
Author: Sapphire twisted preventive strike

If I could do that, I wouldn't have been excommunicated from the PENNtecoastal church!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350874)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:36 AM
Author: Sapphire twisted preventive strike

Of course, that had more to do with my PENNchant for altar boys more than anything else!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350879)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:39 AM
Author: Vigorous electric furnace

maybe you need to switch to PENNthouse to get your rocks off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350897)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: Orange jet-lagged pistol

they're better with methamPENNtamine!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979665)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: Cerise balding messiness faggotry

We'll see- my case is imPENNding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350921)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:37 AM
Author: Flushed corn cake stage

fucken PENNdejos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350889)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:42 AM
Author: Sapphire twisted preventive strike

Cholo, ¡debes PENNsar antes de hablar!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350919)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:48 AM
Author: Sapphire twisted preventive strike

This is a multilingual thread: JaPENNese, EsPENÑol, and PENNglish!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350959)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:41 AM
Author: Aromatic Burgundy Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350912)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:44 AM
Author: Sapphire twisted preventive strike

My half-ElvPENN rouge uses hide in the shadows to escape the attack! I use my PENNultimate Magic Missile scroll to kill the monster! My PENNdant of Charm (charisma +2) will allow me to buy a new scroll from town at a lower price!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350928)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:47 AM
Author: Aromatic Burgundy Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350951)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:50 AM
Author: Sapphire twisted preventive strike

I hapPENN to have my AD&D manual right here, and it says that Magic Missle damages all monsters, regardless of level!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350972)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: Aromatic Burgundy Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350988)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:55 AM
Author: Sapphire twisted preventive strike

I don't think you understand the basic etymological and orthographical features of PENNglish.

Furthermore, as an enchanted monster versus a half-Elf, it gets a PENNalty on it savings throw!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351003)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:00 AM
Author: Aromatic Burgundy Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351053)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:25 AM
Author: amber forum main people

this exchange was seriously a battle of titans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003054)





Date: December 18th, 2006 1:41 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac demanding plaza turdskin

This was one of your greatest posts ever. Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250318)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: Mustard temple toilet seat

you should go on a date with PENNelope cruz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350924)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:45 AM
Author: vivacious dull garrison

stop, stop it...I can't, can't take any more schtick...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350936)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:47 AM
Author: Sapphire twisted preventive strike

DelbertGrady, is your moniker in reference to the band or the ghostly butler character in The Shining featuring Jack NicholPENN?

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350948)





Date: August 1st, 2006 1:48 AM
Author: vivacious dull garrison

You're a very willful boy. You should be corrected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6350960)





Date: August 1st, 2006 2:03 AM
Author: Cerise balding messiness faggotry

hi PENNsive!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351089)





Date: August 1st, 2006 3:17 AM
Author: Multi-colored Honey-headed Factory Reset Button

P3NNW3D.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351387)





Date: August 1st, 2006 8:02 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Gaming Laptop Indirect Expression

Fucking sheep. You guys have no indePENNdence at all. It's like watching sheep in a fucking PENN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351705)





Date: August 1st, 2006 8:38 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Range

You people need to chill out! Listen to some Teddy PENNdergrass! Or Terrence PENNT D'Arby!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351713)





Date: August 1st, 2006 9:20 AM
Author: Hideous charismatic brethren kitchen

I hate everyone who has posted on this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351755)





Date: August 1st, 2006 9:21 AM
Author: Sapphire twisted preventive strike

You have a lot of PENNt-up anger.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6351759)





Date: August 1st, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: Sapphire twisted preventive strike

Threads like this aren't planned. They're occurances of hapPENNstance!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6352008)





Date: August 1st, 2006 10:42 AM
Author: Sapphire twisted preventive strike

Guess what state Penn is in? PENNsylvania!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6352177)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 10:14 AM
Author: Sapphire twisted preventive strike

I was thinking about visting campus. Do Spruce and Walnut Streets run parallel to each other, or are the perPENNdicular?

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6359964)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:00 AM
Author: Sapphire twisted preventive strike

I guess I'll just take public transportaPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360251)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:04 AM
Author: Sapphire twisted preventive strike

The Penn Dean is rumored to be marrying a 3L. To avoid publicity, they're thinking of eloPENN!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360285)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 11:11 AM
Author: Sapphire twisted preventive strike

Of course, they're not getting rid of all formalities: he's still going to PENNd down on one knee to propose!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6360338)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 1:11 PM
Author: odious spot

For their honeymoon they are going to PENNsacola!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6361344)





Date: August 2nd, 2006 1:30 PM
Author: Sapphire twisted preventive strike

They're currently at Yahoo! Driving Directions mapPENN out how to get there!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6361431)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: aqua nudist stain cruise ship

Let's not let this stuPENNdous thread become PENNdulous. I dePENNd on it for my entertainPENNt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6366694)





Date: August 3rd, 2006 10:38 AM
Author: Sapphire twisted preventive strike

I'm popPENN open some brews. Let's get this party hopPENN again!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6367840)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:50 PM
Author: Sapphire twisted preventive strike

The students have protested the decision to ban. The appeal is PENNding!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978652)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:54 PM
Author: crusty heaven

And anyway, a decision like that can always be uPENNeded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978684)





Date: November 12th, 2006 7:58 PM
Author: Lascivious Ocher Alpha

this thread is so awesome i would pay many PENNies to read it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978720)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:13 PM
Author: blathering candlestick maker

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978828)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: Orange jet-lagged pistol

roPENNfl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979864)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:17 PM
Author: grizzly histrionic trailer park deer antler

I would run a PENNtathlon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6978850)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:50 PM
Author: cerebral university

i have a strange affection for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979126)





Date: November 12th, 2006 8:51 PM
Author: crusty heaven

It's not that strange. IHVMTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979138)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:15 PM
Author: curious dilemma

to continue using my laptop in the name of jesus, i am transferring from PENNtecostal carolina



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979312)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:16 PM
Author: Lascivious Ocher Alpha

no laptops? ill skip class then to eat PENNe with vodka sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979324)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:19 PM
Author: crusty heaven

You should rePENNt for such a conTEMPLEtable post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979336)





Date: November 12th, 2006 9:25 PM
Author: curious dilemma

help! my aPENNdix just RAPTURED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979373)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:51 PM
Author: galvanic citrine party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612230)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: Orange jet-lagged pistol

Let's forward this thread to all of our PENN pals!

EDIT: ROTFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6979699)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: Sapphire twisted preventive strike

Look: you can make all the PENN jokes you want. That's my gift to the board. Penn pal--that's cute. Everybody laughs. Good for you.

But you don't get put ROFL at the end of the joke. I get to put ROFL at the end of the joke. I get to do that because I'm motherfucking ROFL. And because last I checked you are *not* motherfucking ROFL, you get to put ROFL at the end of your post exactly once before you end up with a sliced jugular and a pair of empty eye sockets.

This is your one and only warning. This is not a joke.

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980025)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:14 PM
Author: crusty heaven

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980323)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:35 PM
Author: Orange jet-lagged pistol

StuPENNdous!

ROTFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980534)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:41 PM
Author: crusty heaven

No, no. YOU'RE the man.

ROFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980600)





Date: November 13th, 2006 12:02 AM
Author: Free-loading hospital dog poop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980829)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:20 AM
Author: amber forum main people

definitely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003048)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:48 AM
Author: obsidian excitant half-breed rigor

awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248272)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 12:02 AM
Author: talented genital piercing

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543942)





Date: August 30th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: Passionate drab church foreskin

ONE FUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576923)





Date: November 12th, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose home goal in life

http://www.rofl.name/asciiart/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980075)





Date: November 12th, 2006 11:37 PM
Author: Orange jet-lagged pistol

MeatsPENN!

ROTFL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6980549)





Date: November 13th, 2006 12:28 AM
Author: Arousing swollen house

how many PENN students will be spending spring break in asPENN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#6981053)





Date: November 15th, 2006 11:54 PM
Author: Sapphire twisted preventive strike

Just bumPENN the thread!

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7001982)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:23 AM
Author: green windowlicker

i'm in love w/ you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002881)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:28 AM
Author: Flushed corn cake stage

floozy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002892)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:36 AM
Author: green windowlicker

i know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002929)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:29 AM
Author: Infuriating sweet tailpipe site

Would you let him rail you with his rock hard PENNis?

ROFLOMGHAXORZLOLZ!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003061)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:21 AM
Author: amber forum main people

i'm really happy that you're still around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7003049)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:41 AM
Author: Titillating flesh elastic band principal's office

Now the people sitting in the back can't look at double PENNetration pics. This is just cruel, they dePENNd on them to get through the lectures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7002949)





Date: November 16th, 2006 2:06 PM
Author: submissive office

Is the PENNdulum swinging?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7005001)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:12 AM
Author: Free-loading hospital dog poop

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248081)





Date: December 18th, 2006 11:50 AM
Author: lemon locale jap

I am hoPENN my Civ Pro final does not signal imPENNding doom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7249812)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:42 AM
Author: Tan Center

COOLEYt already!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7248247)





Date: December 18th, 2006 5:26 AM
Author: snowy theatre

i'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7249038)





Date: December 18th, 2006 1:38 PM
Author: wonderful learning disabled school cafeteria

We should make sure he is accomPENNied by security guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250303)





Date: December 18th, 2006 2:03 PM
Author: Boyish milky property laser beams

I just haPENNed to come across this thread for the first time, and I felt the need to PENN a phrase or two to express my approval.

This thread is absolutely stuPENNdous.

Thank you fine sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7250443)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: nubile chapel

SWeet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7345417)





Date: January 3rd, 2007 10:30 PM
Author: silver soul-stirring meetinghouse ape

This thread is the 2nd result in google search for Penn laptops.

We made it haPENN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7345444)





Date: January 4th, 2007 12:04 AM
Author: 180 cruel-hearted stock car

so semetic law students will no longer be schlePENN their laptops all the way from israel / arabic PENNinsula.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7346125)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:20 PM
Author: Seedy Floppy National

#1, Penntastic!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612345)





Date: March 31st, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: Free-loading hospital dog poop

T6 Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851349)





Date: March 31st, 2007 8:56 PM
Author: Maniacal casino

I miss the ROFL schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851369)





Date: March 31st, 2007 9:06 PM
Author: abnormal dysfunction lettuce

I had never seen this thread before... stupendous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851440)





Date: March 31st, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: Free-loading hospital dog poop

Holy shit you blew your chance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7851623)





Date: April 1st, 2007 1:41 AM
Author: Heady Roommate

How could they post that without realizing it? They must rePENNt for their sins!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7852622)





Date: March 31st, 2007 11:04 PM
Author: Comical Famous Landscape Painting Market

PENN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#7852010)





Date: August 21st, 2007 11:58 PM
Author: diverse box office weed whacker

ROFL may be my favorite schtick...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543916)





Date: August 22nd, 2007 12:03 AM
Author: Unholy adventurous base becky

But I thought the PENNis was your favorite "schtick"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8543949)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:07 PM
Author: Aquamarine travel guidebook

bumping this for the PENNultimate time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576173)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:08 PM
Author: Aquamarine travel guidebook

...and bumping again, just to make that work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576177)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:19 PM
Author: cracking indian lodge

This thread has been a trePENNdous success



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576230)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: mauve hairraiser rehab gaping

stuPENNdous even!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576245)





Date: August 29th, 2007 11:33 PM
Author: iridescent cocky parlor

Contact Sean PENN. He likes to protest things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576276)





Date: August 30th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: swashbuckling stag film

RIP, PENNdicabo Vos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576438)





Date: August 30th, 2007 12:16 AM
Author: mind-boggling vengeful psychic

Because Craig's gay, he's going to lose his PENNsion!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576442)





Date: August 30th, 2007 1:24 AM
Author: galvanic citrine party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8576752)





Date: September 7th, 2007 6:24 PM
Author: galvanic citrine party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612093)





Date: September 7th, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: galvanic citrine party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#8612433)





Date: January 9th, 2008 3:17 PM
Author: Aquamarine travel guidebook

whatever happened to that girl with the PENNdulous fake breasts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#9138014)





Date: March 25th, 2008 3:36 PM
Author: obsidian excitant half-breed rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#9529678)





Date: October 17th, 2008 11:11 PM
Author: spectacular crackhouse

Dear 2L,

We regret to inform you that we are revoking your PENNding offer.

Best of luck,

BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10273153)





Date: October 17th, 2008 11:30 PM
Author: brass provocative boistinker

LOL, Penn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10273198)





Date: November 10th, 2008 10:50 PM
Author: Sapphire twisted preventive strike

I heard that this one time there were these Penn students attending the local Ye Olde Renaissance Faire, and one of them was wearing this handmade shirt for the occassion, and the shirt was made of what looked like cords of hand-twisted cotton, and one of the people at the event asked him "excuse me, is that shirt made out of hand-twisted cotton?" and the Penn student responded, "no, actually, it's hemPENN."

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=465346&forum_id=2#10349940)