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🌈 Obvious flaming gay Mormon fretting about how to come out 🌈
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Date: October 21st, 2021 10:38 PM Author: dashing brunch I'm sitting in a restaurant, and two flaming gay Mormon guys in their late 20s are discussing how one of them should come out.
My thoughts:
Dude, with those stereotypical mannerisms and that uptalk, there isn't a person around who thinks you're straight. |
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Date: October 21st, 2021 11:14 PM Author: Naked Hairraiser Black Woman Casino his parents probably have no idea. hth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4947218&forum_id=2#43311538) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2021 12:18 AM Author: dashing brunch It's quite possible he has a mother who doesn't know or is in denial. I think most men would know, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4947218&forum_id=2#43311857) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2021 12:23 AM Author: Diverse Federal Mexican Native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4947218&forum_id=2#43311877) |
Date: October 21st, 2021 10:40 PM Author: exhilarant kitty cat dont tell me how to live my life
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Date: October 21st, 2021 10:40 PM Author: dashing brunch Don't worry about how to tell your bishop. He definitely knows. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4947218&forum_id=2#43311322) |
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Date: October 21st, 2021 10:42 PM Author: Flatulent stag film Are they CIA or FBI? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4947218&forum_id=2#43311332) |
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Date: October 21st, 2021 10:44 PM Author: Bull headed blathering ticket booth immigrant FBI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4947218&forum_id=2#43311344) |
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Date: October 21st, 2021 10:47 PM Author: dashing brunch Neither. Too twinky and bearded -- unless the Deep State is adapting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4947218&forum_id=2#43311359) |
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Date: October 21st, 2021 11:01 PM Author: Flickering Effete Meetinghouse Brethren ljl that's what they look like now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4947218&forum_id=2#43311463) |
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Date: October 21st, 2021 11:29 PM Author: Diverse Federal Mexican Native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4947218&forum_id=2#43311637) |
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Date: October 21st, 2021 10:43 PM Author: ivory gaped codepig hospital i thought the Mormons were getting cucky on the gay issue? perhaps not the official hierarchy, but a substantial fraction of the rank and file?
in any event 2021 America has the equivalent of dozens of massive highway signs and road arrows pointed towards "JUST COME HERE IF YOU ARE GAY AND WANT TO ESCAPE YOUR OPPRESSIVE CONSERVATIVE FAMILY" advertised ubiquitously |
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Date: October 21st, 2021 10:47 PM Author: Stimulating cruise ship ape they basically have the Catholic position - it's okay to have same-sex attraction, you just can't act on it ever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4947218&forum_id=2#43311360) |
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Date: October 21st, 2021 10:51 PM Author: ivory gaped codepig hospital that's not particularly comforting considering how badly the Catholic Church has been compromised by sodomites. i was hoping the Mormons might redeem their dubious history by being solid on social conservatism, but i guess not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4947218&forum_id=2#43311388) |
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Date: October 21st, 2021 10:54 PM Author: Stimulating cruise ship ape that's extremely conservative as far as mainstream churches go today
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Date: October 21st, 2021 10:55 PM Author: ivory gaped codepig hospital i guess, but if you are some kind of reactionary who thinks the Church was 100% right even 50 years ago you're still screwed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4947218&forum_id=2#43311415) |
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Date: October 21st, 2021 10:55 PM Author: excitant center The main difference is that Catholic teaching on the matter cannot change. Just look at how its still called "disordered" in today's world with the proclivities of the hierarchy... If there was ever strong evidence God protects the Church from teaching a falsehood... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4947218&forum_id=2#43311416) |
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Date: October 21st, 2021 10:57 PM Author: ivory gaped codepig hospital i'd like to believe you, but it's hard to do so.
you think you're resisting one shitty Pope pushing shitlib bullshit who will be seen as such in the long term, but in practice people who think like you (us, tbh) will be seen as historic relics by the time Francis is dead and buried |
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Date: October 21st, 2021 10:58 PM Author: Stimulating cruise ship ape LDS church says the same thing -- their doctrine cannot change. I would argue Mormon theology is actually stronger in this area and would be much more difficult, if not impossible, to accommodate something like gay marriage than under Catholic doctrine. LDS temple worship, which is the centerpiece of Mormonism, is centered around the marriage of man and woman and procreation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4947218&forum_id=2#43311444) |
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Date: October 21st, 2021 11:00 PM Author: ivory gaped codepig hospital what happened to the LDS doctrine against interracial marriage? i'm not saying i even disagree with it personally, but it seems to have been wiped out pretty damn quickly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4947218&forum_id=2#43311455) |
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Date: October 21st, 2021 11:03 PM Author: Stimulating cruise ship ape the church's position is that the priesthood ban for blacks was a policy and not a doctrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4947218&forum_id=2#43311480) |
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Date: October 21st, 2021 11:02 PM Author: dashing brunch Mormons believe in continuing revelation. At some point they could free the gays. Cf. dropping polygamy, priesthood for black people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4947218&forum_id=2#43311474) |
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Date: October 21st, 2021 11:05 PM Author: Stimulating cruise ship ape priesthood ban wasn't doctrine polygamy is not currently practiced but it is still a doctrine of the church; you can still be sealed to more than one woman even today in the church (just not at the same time while living) |
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Date: October 21st, 2021 11:08 PM Author: dashing brunch If they call it "revelation," I'm comfortable using that label.
https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/scriptures/dc-testament/od/2?lang=eng |
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Date: October 21st, 2021 11:10 PM Author: Stimulating cruise ship ape Yes. Out of respect for Brigham Young, who introduced the policy, the church claimed they needed "revelation" to change the practice. That doesn't mean the practice was doctrine though. Presidents of the LDS church have revelations all the time. The position of the church is that doctrine is eternal and that heterosexual marriage is a doctrine of the church. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4947218&forum_id=2#43311521) |
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Date: October 21st, 2021 10:45 PM Author: Odious mentally impaired orchestra pit Whether or not you love cock, your duty to God is to marry a woman and impregnate her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4947218&forum_id=2#43311350) |
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Date: October 21st, 2021 10:47 PM Author: dashing brunch The one who thinks he's closeted apparently had a girlfriend in college, and he feels bad about taking up 18 months of her time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4947218&forum_id=2#43311369) |
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Date: October 21st, 2021 10:53 PM Author: Trip lavender national hominid Did they fuck? Or is this a celibate Mormon? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4947218&forum_id=2#43311396) |
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Date: October 21st, 2021 10:54 PM Author: dashing brunch Not sure, but it sounded pretty chaste. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4947218&forum_id=2#43311408) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2021 12:22 AM Author: fragrant corner you'd be surprised how easy mormons are to trick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWDrdhxB_Us |
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Date: October 22nd, 2021 3:41 AM Author: lemon comical striped hyena new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4947218&forum_id=2#43312385) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2021 9:20 PM Author: Diverse Federal Mexican Native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4947218&forum_id=2#43320909) |