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Date: December 7th, 2022 4:10 PM Author: heady son of senegal whorehouse
LOL no this is not the job market equivalent of yield protection.
There is still just an insatiable demand for cushy in house jobs. The number of resumes we see is insane and while this guy’s stats would put him near the top of a pile he won’t be the best let alone standing out head and shoulders above such that he should be getting offers left and right.
This could change somewhat as layoffs gain steam and people realize how vulnerable lawyers who are cost centers can be, but of course when that happens hiring will also fall off a cliff so probably no way supply catches up to the extreme demand.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248901&forum_id=2#45600180) |
Date: December 7th, 2022 11:05 AM Author: Amethyst sandwich
I'm going to offer something else, not that racial/gender discrimination isn't a real thing against white men. But in general you're going to need a background in something with real demand in-house. It can't be "I did M&A (or God forbid litigation) for 5 years and now want to be in-house."
I got a job in-house just by applying online in 2013. No, I didn't know anyone. I have no charisma to speak of. I do have a strong tech background and skills in areas that they cared about, so they hired me.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248901&forum_id=2#45598545) |
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Date: December 7th, 2022 11:57 AM Author: Black Parlor
5 years and 11000 billable hours later:
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Date: December 7th, 2022 11:19 AM
Author: richard clock
100 apps are rookie numbers. Keep pushing. Took me like 1000 apps but I made it. You can too.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248901&forum_id=2#45598836) |
Date: December 7th, 2022 11:32 AM Author: Fighting shitlib
I probably applied to 25 in house roles, got 4 interviews and dinged at all. Then a recruiter hit me up randomly one day and 3 months later I was starting at my first in house gig. Also a white man.
You’ll make it just keep plugging away.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248901&forum_id=2#45598688) |
Date: December 7th, 2022 11:41 AM Author: abnormal big school
What are the odds the blue-haired trans freaks over at U.S. Soccer would be interested in a gun-owning conservative Christian white male?
https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/3391675429
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248901&forum_id=2#45598734)
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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:15 PM Author: Hairraiser Arrogant Old Irish Cottage
Real talk, you need to network like crazy, not blind apply. I thought I had no connections either, but there’s always a friend of a friend who works at whatever company. Before you apply, ask your lawyer and non lawyer friends if they know someone who works there.
The other issue is how your resume is positioned. Gen corporate, m&a and cap markets are not marketable areas. Companies are rarely doing these trans in-house and outsource that to big lawyers (like you). They want people to do mundane day to day shit looking at consumer privacy shit and handling regulatory issues surrounding product launches etc. you need to angle yourself as having experience non-biglaw shit.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248901&forum_id=2#45598941) |
Date: December 7th, 2022 1:29 PM Author: mind-boggling theater water buffalo
I submitted 541 apps over 5 years, tracked in spreadsheet.
Got 2 offers, and one of those was from a gay dude (my boss) who wanted to fuck me. I had zero experience in the industry lmao. I accepted that offer.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248901&forum_id=2#45599352) |
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