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Barzini's masturbation fort [picture]

http://img291.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fortbarzinivb0.png ...
...,,,,..,,.,.,.,.
  11/22/06
lol
I like the way ya Gwerk it
  10/29/07
awesome. I'm going to print it out and put it on my fridge.
cum stain
  11/22/06
beautiful
Red Means Go
  11/22/06
There are some strategic errors (where's the moat, for examp...
RegularGuy Redux
  11/22/06
lol
WhokebeIsAFuckingIdiot
  11/23/06
You captured his strong, italian jawline quite nicely.
Judas Jones
  11/22/06
i figured your handwriting would look something like that
fulano
  11/22/06
your "3" looks oddly like a n00bs "E".
I am thinking of aurochs and angels
  11/22/06
Cunni, no?
DUNSON
  11/22/06
haha nice, what are the two swigglies floating around by his...
stfu n00b!
  11/22/06
jizz on the window.
Idiota Gigante Supreme
  11/22/06
titcr
...,,,,..,,.,.,.,.
  11/22/06
i actually stumbled across the blueprint and a rendering. ...
Idiota Gigante Supreme
  11/22/06
This is a diligent and hilarious contribution to the Barzini...
DUNSON
  11/22/06
a true barzini connoisseur would know he thinks furniture is...
fulano
  11/22/06
he said he had a bed. and if my pallet of items included sl...
Idiota Gigante Supreme
  11/22/06
then my name is fulano and I approve of this post
fulano
  11/22/06
Not bad, however Barzini sleeps in a sleeping bag, not an ac...
...,,,,..,,.,.,.,.
  11/22/06
update - http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/8889/barzinifort...
Idiota Gigante Supreme
  11/22/06
lol, nice
...,,,,..,,.,.,.,.
  11/22/06
awesome. he doesn't seem to be in wireless-stealing range...
Sweep the Leg Johnny
  11/22/06
You forgot the jacuzzi
trendspotter
  11/22/06
sorry.
Idiota Gigante Supreme
  11/22/06
Barzini eats only one meal a day, and it's fast food. I can...
Rowan
  11/22/06
perhaps he dragged it in from the courtyard or something lik...
Idiota Gigante Supreme
  01/08/07
Holy shit that is good. Wow.
M.I.T.T.E.N.S.
  11/22/06
I actually laughed till i cried. well done
Mary Sue Belarus
  11/22/06
my stomach literally hurts
Fennario
  01/08/07
So, I replicated the fort that you so painstakingly designed...
Logic Bomb
  11/22/06
Hilarious. Deadly virus bred in jizz rag receptacle?
Subotai, thief and archer
  11/22/06
How? Did he not go grocery shopping? EDIT: It was the s...
Rowan
  11/22/06
one fucking 80 i cant stop laughing
LeiTTTer
  11/22/06
lolzzzzzzzzzzz
This name will be used on all future posts you mak
  11/23/06
great thread
C+C
  11/22/06
Agree. Poor kid (unless incredibly elaborate flame).
Extreme Fajitas
  11/22/06
did you not have the pleasure of virtually meeting don barzi...
Idiota Gigante Supreme
  11/22/06
Jezus what did i miss?
askwejkodi
  11/22/06
dude, put that on a T shirt and I'll PayPal you $20
cum stain
  11/22/06
you can do it yourself for even less. http://www.cafepress.c...
Idiota Gigante Supreme
  11/22/06
Fantastic. And impenetrable.
Brined Turkey
  11/22/06
bemp
TY
  11/23/06
I can't read what it says above "Not Allowed."
You sicken me
  11/23/06
"PWNED (sic) CUNNUS'"
Mayor McCheese
  11/23/06
Higher resolution renderings may be forthcoming according to...
Killuminati is a Sock-Fucking Retard
  12/03/06
big talker huh?
askwejkodi
  01/08/07
never forget.
GOLD PLATED CADILLAC COSMETIC SURGERY
  01/08/07
We won't.
Guy struggling with modernity
  01/29/07
I remember!
Poontonimous
  03/07/07
Everyone needs a fort.
Rearm Rick Monk
  09/28/07
Has he upgraded by now?
Farts Chucking Justices
  10/29/07
lol
Carl Spackler
  06/24/08
tcb
A Simple Asian Man
  06/25/08


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Date: November 22nd, 2006 1:42 PM
Author: ...,,,,..,,.,.,.,. (so say we all)

http://img291.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fortbarzinivb0.png

I was inspired by the marriage thread, so I made this in Paint using just my touchpad mouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048396)





Date: October 29th, 2007 3:13 AM
Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#8825772)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 1:43 PM
Author: cum stain

awesome. I'm going to print it out and put it on my fridge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048398)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 1:47 PM
Author: Red Means Go (Crack pipes, needles, PCP & fast cars...)

beautiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048429)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 1:50 PM
Author: RegularGuy Redux (now 23.3% more physically attractive)

There are some strategic errors (where's the moat, for example? A periscope?), as well as some design flaws that I would exploit in an attack, but on the whole for what it's meant to convey, I'll approve it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048449)





Date: November 23rd, 2006 12:00 PM
Author: WhokebeIsAFuckingIdiot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7054398)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 2:23 PM
Author: Judas Jones

You captured his strong, italian jawline quite nicely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048655)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 2:27 PM
Author: fulano (now with lipodystrophy)

i figured your handwriting would look something like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048690)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 2:33 PM
Author: I am thinking of aurochs and angels

your "3" looks oddly like a n00bs "E".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048717)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: DUNSON

Cunni, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048760)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: stfu n00b! (From the makers of XO Chicken' n' Biscuit Crackers)

haha nice, what are the two swigglies floating around by his head?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048764)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 2:40 PM
Author: Idiota Gigante Supreme (We Speak English)

jizz on the window.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048772)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:04 PM
Author: ...,,,,..,,.,.,.,. (so say we all)

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048922)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:21 PM
Author: Idiota Gigante Supreme (We Speak English)

i actually stumbled across the blueprint and a rendering.

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/3451/barzinifortpl1.gif

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/6269/barzinifortiw9.jpg

update - http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/8889/barzinifort2gh1.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049013)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:22 PM
Author: DUNSON

This is a diligent and hilarious contribution to the Barzini legend. Thank you.

ps I've long considered you one of my favorite posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049022)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:23 PM
Author: fulano (fulano)

a true barzini connoisseur would know he thinks furniture is a luxury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049028)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:26 PM
Author: Idiota Gigante Supreme (We Speak English)

he said he had a bed. and if my pallet of items included sleeping bags and the ability to remove the sheets, i would have edited it appropriately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049049)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:27 PM
Author: fulano (fulano)

then my name is fulano and I approve of this post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049057)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:25 PM
Author: ...,,,,..,,.,.,.,. (so say we all)

Not bad, however Barzini sleeps in a sleeping bag, not an actual bed.

Edit: I see above now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049044)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:33 PM
Author: Idiota Gigante Supreme (We Speak English)

update - http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/8889/barzinifort2gh1.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049113)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:35 PM
Author: ...,,,,..,,.,.,.,. (so say we all)

lol, nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049124)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:35 PM
Author: Sweep the Leg Johnny

awesome.

he doesn't seem to be in wireless-stealing range of anyone though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049129)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:29 PM
Author: trendspotter

You forgot the jacuzzi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049073)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:37 PM
Author: Idiota Gigante Supreme (We Speak English)

sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049144)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:54 PM
Author: Rowan

Barzini eats only one meal a day, and it's fast food. I can't see him justifying the cost of a picnic table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049252)





Date: January 8th, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: Idiota Gigante Supreme (We Speak English)

perhaps he dragged it in from the courtyard or something like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7376751)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: M.I.T.T.E.N.S. (It's like a fusion of goth and techno.)

Holy shit that is good. Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7051540)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 11:13 PM
Author: Mary Sue Belarus

I actually laughed till i cried.

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7051730)





Date: January 8th, 2007 6:08 PM
Author: Fennario

my stomach literally hurts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7376767)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:25 PM
Author: Logic Bomb

So, I replicated the fort that you so painstakingly designed in the SIMS and virtual Barzini died within 6 months. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049040)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: Subotai, thief and archer

Hilarious.

Deadly virus bred in jizz rag receptacle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049158)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:54 PM
Author: Rowan

How? Did he not go grocery shopping?

EDIT: It was the socialization requirement wasn't it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049254)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 4:54 PM
Author: LeiTTTer ("ah yes, the bob loblaw law blog")

one fucking 80

i cant stop laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049561)





Date: November 23rd, 2006 12:01 PM
Author: This name will be used on all future posts you mak

lolzzzzzzzzzzz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7054399)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: C+C (Gonna Make You Sweat)

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049152)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:51 PM
Author: Extreme Fajitas

Agree. Poor kid (unless incredibly elaborate flame).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049236)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 6:24 PM
Author: Idiota Gigante Supreme (We Speak English)

did you not have the pleasure of virtually meeting don barzini?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7050084)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:54 PM
Author: askwejkodi (Petunia)

Jezus what did i miss?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049256)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 8:28 PM
Author: cum stain

dude, put that on a T shirt and I'll PayPal you $20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7050742)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 8:35 PM
Author: Idiota Gigante Supreme (We Speak English)

you can do it yourself for even less. http://www.cafepress.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7050794)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 8:36 PM
Author: Brined Turkey (The plaintiff did find this statement chilling)

Fantastic. And impenetrable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7050804)





Date: November 23rd, 2006 11:49 AM
Author: TY

bemp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7054378)





Date: November 23rd, 2006 12:39 PM
Author: You sicken me

I can't read what it says above "Not Allowed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7054490)





Date: November 23rd, 2006 1:00 PM
Author: Mayor McCheese

"PWNED (sic) CUNNUS'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7054536)





Date: December 3rd, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: Killuminati is a Sock-Fucking Retard (http://pix.mybll.de/iddqd.jpg)

Higher resolution renderings may be forthcoming according to sources close to the artist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7131883)





Date: January 8th, 2007 6:20 PM
Author: askwejkodi (ManlyDraft)

big talker huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7376811)





Date: January 8th, 2007 5:54 PM
Author: GOLD PLATED CADILLAC COSMETIC SURGERY

never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7376684)





Date: January 29th, 2007 12:40 AM
Author: Guy struggling with modernity

We won't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7503773)





Date: March 7th, 2007 3:24 AM
Author: Poontonimous

I remember!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7721267)





Date: September 28th, 2007 12:57 AM
Author: Rearm Rick Monk

Everyone needs a fort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#8698946)





Date: October 29th, 2007 3:06 AM
Author: Farts Chucking Justices

Has he upgraded by now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#8825766)





Date: June 24th, 2008 9:59 PM
Author: Carl Spackler

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#9918328)





Date: June 25th, 2008 12:19 AM
Author: A Simple Asian Man

tcb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#9918656)