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I listen to 'i am beautiful' when i masturbate

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chartreuse patrolman toaster
  02/01/07
A+
Massive resort
  02/01/07
fucking hilarious. nice job.
Dark University Round Eye
  02/01/07
I would love a peek behind the curtain to see the creative p...
motley ocher sandwich
  02/01/07
Mostly a room full of semen and tears.
disrespectful turdskin
  02/13/07
well done
Magenta fragrant menage
  05/17/07
I laffed.
Bearded unhinged cumskin
  02/01/07
lol
fear-inspiring aqua roommate
  02/01/07
lol
thirsty spectacular new version
  02/01/07
superb
racy bat-shit-crazy sneaky criminal sex offender
  02/01/07
177
Shaky trust fund goal in life
  02/01/07
Instant classic.
Maize deranged pozpig native
  02/01/07
lol @ semen and tears
Cobalt spot potus
  02/01/07
would read again.
elite avocado stage nowag
  02/01/07
lol
misunderstood piazza
  02/02/07
a not so noble lie, but whatever works.
Stubborn center community account
  02/02/07
an inspired post that captures the sense of ignominy and sha...
Sepia dashing station
  02/02/07
I did not laugh. I don't get why people are fussing over th...
Excitant olive sound barrier stain
  02/02/07
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&for...
Sepia dashing station
  02/02/07
Still funny.
vigorous masturbator
  02/13/07
deserves a bump
slimy tan hospital liquid oxygen
  02/19/07
so funny
Trip death wish
  02/25/07
I laffed, but I'm drunk.
Dull regret school
  02/27/07
Reminds of a lube recommendations thread where somebody said...
Peach point
  02/27/07
bump because this could be a big media day. this is us, wor...
misunderstood piazza
  03/07/07
I missed this, awesome
pink federal den party of the first part
  03/07/07
pure 180 bump.
Dark University Round Eye
  04/17/07
fair
charismatic temple corn cake
  04/17/07
wtf
Boyish parlor toilet seat
  04/17/07
Still a hizzla^hizzla.
Gay chapel kitty
  04/27/07
...
Big overrated therapy
  05/03/07
...
Thriller drab church
  05/17/07
How in the world does this only have 32 responses?
disrespectful turdskin
  05/17/07
any addition to this thread only taints the perfection of th...
pink federal den party of the first part
  05/17/07
titcr
misunderstood piazza
  06/18/07
I just don't see the appeal.
iridescent legend locale
  06/18/07
try being a socially outcasted horny teenage boy for a few m...
Trip death wish
  06/18/07
Me too!!!!!!!!
Magical karate kitchen
  06/18/07
...
Sienna Bawdyhouse
  06/19/07
Further proof that it doesn't take much to make a bunch of g...
blue kitty cat genital piercing
  06/19/07
TITCR
Frum Fluffy Hall
  11/06/07
...
confused house
  08/23/07
...
beady-eyed big-titted pit
  11/06/07
i'm assuming that originally the OP had a fantastic post in ...
aromatic corner french chef
  11/06/07
yeah it was something like by the end of the song there wher...
beady-eyed big-titted pit
  11/06/07
is this song by christina aguilera?
aromatic corner french chef
  11/06/07
oh man... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVSpqWVpUXo it s...
aromatic corner french chef
  11/06/07
bump for the dood that cries when he masturbates
Red infuriating range selfie
  11/22/07
180
naked seedy half-breed
  11/22/07
180
Contagious Church Building Rigpig
  11/22/07
wtf is the matter with you editing assholes? would da vinci...
Trip death wish
  01/04/08
didn't he paint it over another painting? or did that just ...
light insanely creepy whorehouse
  01/04/08
http://xoxoreader.blogspot.com/2007/02/i-listen-to-i-am-beau...
Passionate bull headed national
  01/04/08
WTF. OP edited. Good thing I remember the entire thing ver...
vigorous masturbator
  05/02/08
ty
canary dysfunction
  05/02/08
...
laughsome cuck
  09/22/08


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Date: February 1st, 2007 5:18 PM
Author: chartreuse patrolman toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525700)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:19 PM
Author: Massive resort

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525707)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:20 PM
Author: Dark University Round Eye

fucking hilarious. nice job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525719)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:22 PM
Author: motley ocher sandwich

I would love a peek behind the curtain to see the creative process that spawned this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525742)





Date: February 13th, 2007 10:24 PM
Author: disrespectful turdskin

Mostly a room full of semen and tears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7599348)





Date: May 17th, 2007 9:46 PM
Author: Magenta fragrant menage

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133298)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:19 PM
Author: Bearded unhinged cumskin

I laffed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525706)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: fear-inspiring aqua roommate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525724)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: thirsty spectacular new version

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525729)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:25 PM
Author: racy bat-shit-crazy sneaky criminal sex offender

superb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525767)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:26 PM
Author: Shaky trust fund goal in life

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525772)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:28 PM
Author: Maize deranged pozpig native

Instant classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525782)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:56 PM
Author: Cobalt spot potus

lol @ semen and tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525944)





Date: February 1st, 2007 6:07 PM
Author: elite avocado stage nowag

would read again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525988)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:29 AM
Author: misunderstood piazza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530157)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:36 AM
Author: Stubborn center community account

a not so noble lie, but whatever works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530223)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:37 AM
Author: Sepia dashing station

an inspired post that captures the sense of ignominy and shame that fills every male immediately after those few briefs moments of self-pleasure. kudos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530233)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:38 AM
Author: Excitant olive sound barrier stain

I did not laugh. I don't get why people are fussing over this. That is all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530244)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:39 AM
Author: Sepia dashing station

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530244

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530248)





Date: February 13th, 2007 9:52 PM
Author: vigorous masturbator

Still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7599159)





Date: February 19th, 2007 12:17 PM
Author: slimy tan hospital liquid oxygen

deserves a bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7629785)





Date: February 25th, 2007 1:16 PM
Author: Trip death wish

so funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7665813)





Date: February 27th, 2007 1:02 AM
Author: Dull regret school

I laffed, but I'm drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7676234)





Date: February 27th, 2007 10:49 AM
Author: Peach point

Reminds of a lube recommendations thread where somebody said the best lube was tears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7677290)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:41 AM
Author: misunderstood piazza

bump because this could be a big media day. this is us, world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7720535)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:43 AM
Author: pink federal den party of the first part

I missed this, awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7720543)





Date: April 17th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: Dark University Round Eye

pure 180 bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7946322)





Date: April 17th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: charismatic temple corn cake

fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7946332)





Date: April 17th, 2007 1:27 AM
Author: Boyish parlor toilet seat

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7946339)





Date: April 27th, 2007 12:13 AM
Author: Gay chapel kitty

Still a hizzla^hizzla.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8014332)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 2:58 PM
Author: Big overrated therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8054989)





Date: May 17th, 2007 9:41 PM
Author: Thriller drab church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133275)





Date: May 17th, 2007 10:15 PM
Author: disrespectful turdskin

How in the world does this only have 32 responses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133433)





Date: May 17th, 2007 10:17 PM
Author: pink federal den party of the first part

any addition to this thread only taints the perfection of the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133438)





Date: June 18th, 2007 8:16 PM
Author: misunderstood piazza

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271514)





Date: June 18th, 2007 8:19 PM
Author: iridescent legend locale

I just don't see the appeal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271522)





Date: June 18th, 2007 8:25 PM
Author: Trip death wish

try being a socially outcasted horny teenage boy for a few months. you should figure it out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271542)





Date: June 18th, 2007 8:24 PM
Author: Magical karate kitchen

Me too!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271538)





Date: June 19th, 2007 5:43 AM
Author: Sienna Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8273241)





Date: June 19th, 2007 8:25 AM
Author: blue kitty cat genital piercing

Further proof that it doesn't take much to make a bunch of geeks laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8273281)





Date: November 6th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: Frum Fluffy Hall

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859640)





Date: August 23rd, 2007 1:49 PM
Author: confused house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8550629)





Date: November 6th, 2007 9:42 AM
Author: beady-eyed big-titted pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859627)





Date: November 6th, 2007 10:09 AM
Author: aromatic corner french chef

i'm assuming that originally the OP had a fantastic post in addition to the thread title?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859710)





Date: November 6th, 2007 10:11 AM
Author: beady-eyed big-titted pit

yeah it was something like by the end of the song there where semen & tears on his chest. awesome stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859714)





Date: November 6th, 2007 10:11 AM
Author: aromatic corner french chef

is this song by christina aguilera?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859717)





Date: November 6th, 2007 10:13 AM
Author: aromatic corner french chef

oh man... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVSpqWVpUXo

it starts out directly on point with the quickly whispered "don't look at me"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859723)





Date: November 22nd, 2007 10:43 PM
Author: Red infuriating range selfie

bump for the dood that cries when he masturbates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8926712)





Date: November 22nd, 2007 10:47 PM
Author: naked seedy half-breed

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8926719)





Date: November 22nd, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: Contagious Church Building Rigpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8926721)





Date: January 4th, 2008 5:36 PM
Author: Trip death wish

wtf is the matter with you editing assholes?

would da vinci edit the mona lisa?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9112927)





Date: January 4th, 2008 5:37 PM
Author: light insanely creepy whorehouse

didn't he paint it over another painting? or did that just happen in some stupid movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9112932)





Date: January 4th, 2008 5:42 PM
Author: Passionate bull headed national

http://xoxoreader.blogspot.com/2007/02/i-listen-to-i-am-beautiful-when-i.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9112951)





Date: May 2nd, 2008 5:28 AM
Author: vigorous masturbator

WTF. OP edited. Good thing I remember the entire thing verbatim:

"i listen to 'i am beautiful' when i masturbate...

by christina aguilara. By the end of the song my chest is just a pool of semen and tears."

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ OP!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9721307)





Date: May 2nd, 2008 5:49 AM
Author: canary dysfunction

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9721328)





Date: September 22nd, 2008 12:11 AM
Author: laughsome cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#10185080)