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Well, You Guys Have Scared the Shit Out of Me
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Date: April 23rd, 2007 9:19 PM Author: Multi-colored Submissive Institution I'm a 0L awaiting the Fall 2007 class. I've been lurking on this board for about three years now, occasionally reading through student and practitioner testimonials about their experiences. Especially when it comes to life in the world of BIGLAW or pretty much any day-to-day practice outside of academia or government, the portrayals have been uniformly bleak.
Other than the occasional prestige whore who actually relishes in the stressful and oftentimes abusive lifestyle, I've not heard anything good about life after law school. It just seems to be nothing but long hours of excruciatingly dull work that is never appreciated, at the expense of the rest of one's life. I've read how attorneys as a profession have one of the highest rates of depression in the country, high rates of drug and alcohol abuse, divorce, and even suicide. And for what, money that you have no time to really spend?
So, I've begun to think I've made a mistake. I applied and was accepted into a T14 school, but had to defer for a couple of years. I was certain going to law school was what I wanted to do, but having spent three years reconsidering I'm no longer sure.
Are there any newly minted attorneys out there who actually *enjoy* what they're doing, as opposed to tolerating their jobs long enough to pay off their loans? If there are, could you discuss some of what it is you do and what you enjoy about your work? |
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Date: April 23rd, 2007 9:23 PM Author: Orchid mind-boggling juggernaut not even in law school and already whining like a super gunner faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#7989237) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2007 9:25 PM Author: Multi-colored Submissive Institution 157. That response falls well within the statistical mean and is therefore, not an original or well-conceived troll. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#7989248) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2007 10:59 PM Author: buff beady-eyed business firm preventive strike 120. You're not even in law school, faggot. You don't have the right to rate posts with a simulated LSAT score. Furthermore, your riposte was neither witty nor amusing. Go kill yourself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#7989923) |
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Date: April 24th, 2007 2:31 AM Author: Sienna curious hospital plopplop;
your obnoxious, obsessive, and constant ranting against "gunners" tells me you have failed at everything you've ever done in life. you're no gunner, that's for damn sure, except when it comes to being the resident halfwit jack-ass at xoxo.
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Date: April 23rd, 2007 9:26 PM Author: Odious digit ratio I enjoy not being poor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#7989254) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2007 9:26 PM Author: Orchid mind-boggling juggernaut ok, goto law school you little t14 bitch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#7989255) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2007 9:26 PM Author: Odious digit ratio WTF? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#7989258) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2007 9:27 PM Author: Orchid mind-boggling juggernaut sorry, dude, meant to hit supercrook instead.....this guy will definitely be a douche in LS, I can feel it already. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#7989267) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2007 9:34 PM Author: Multi-colored Submissive Institution Oh so sorry, was I supposed to be awestruck by your boring and useless response? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#7989303) |
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Date: April 24th, 2007 9:47 AM Author: Alcoholic cumskin toaster oops (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#7991979) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2007 9:54 PM Author: titillating flatulent piazza Make sure you know what you're getting into. I went to law school without really thinking about it because I didn't want to work. Then convinced myself biglaw would be great. Now I realize biglaw will be horrible and i don't really want to practice at all. Finance is where real $ is unless you're a risk averse bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#7989479) |
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Date: April 24th, 2007 1:36 AM Author: Twisted den chad I'm not a newly minted attorney, but no one will make you do BIGLAW. If you care about having free time, there are plenty of jobs you can get with your degree that are relatively high-paying for the time you put in. They also can be relatively interesting. Conclusion. It's easier to make more money per hour worked with a law degree than it is without (an advanced degree). Quit being an emo puss. |
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Date: April 24th, 2007 2:28 AM Author: Sienna curious hospital Subject: Hi Plopplop! fyi, the posters who cussed you out for posting a legitimate question are likely all the same "plopplop, ihateyouall, etc." moniker.
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Date: April 23rd, 2007 9:33 PM Author: swashbuckling pit tank http://xoxoreader.blogspot.com/2007/03/cannot-stop-staring-at-coworkers.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#7989299) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2007 9:35 PM Author: contagious mentally impaired parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#7989313) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2007 9:38 PM Author: Multi-colored Submissive Institution Well if I follow your advice, the best my kids could hope for is to become a "prestigious" poster like yourself, so thanks but no thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#7989329) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2007 11:00 PM Author: buff beady-eyed business firm preventive strike The quotes around prestigious really make this a scathing comeback. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#7989928) |
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Date: April 24th, 2007 3:32 AM Author: Free-loading Emerald Theatre Potus "Superb" response. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#7991587) |
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Date: April 24th, 2007 12:06 PM Author: thriller kitty cat menage You don't even know how to use the word "yourself"; kill self. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#7992434) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2007 9:38 PM Author: Orchid mind-boggling juggernaut the sooner supercrook realizes we all agree with ihateyouall, the better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#7989331) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2007 9:42 PM Author: Multi-colored Submissive Institution And who would this "we" be? Yourself and your two other little internet butt buddies?
Isn't there another thread you'd be happier trolling? Try searching for another WGWAG thread, I'm sure it won't disappoint. |
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Date: April 23rd, 2007 9:45 PM Author: Orchid mind-boggling juggernaut supercrook, in five years the best you will be doing in life is sucking off the Hamburglar, maybe Grimmace if you're lucky. No way wll you be prestigious enough to get your mouth around Ronald's cock. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#7989410) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2007 9:51 PM Author: Multi-colored Submissive Institution Even though you've tacitly admitted that you're a plushie, I lol'ed. 170 this time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#7989459) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2007 10:03 PM Author: Orchid mind-boggling juggernaut no plushie here, i'm just saying how you will supplement your measly MickyD's income. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#7989554) |
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Date: April 24th, 2007 2:14 AM Author: Sienna curious hospital "we all agree with ihateyouall"
Hahahahaha! Plopplop silly, you are "ihateyouall"!
What a clown. I'm going to start calling you Lee Siegal. Although that reference would be far over your intellect.
What kind of pyscho who does not go to law school not only trolls a law school discussion board spouting obsentities at everyone, but then compliments his alter-ego on the board, that is called "ihateyouall"?
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Date: April 25th, 2007 2:59 AM Author: contagious mentally impaired parlor it'd be funny to somehow prove to you we're not the same person. your life would have even less meaning.
it's kind of sad and pathetic at the same time. |
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Date: April 24th, 2007 2:11 AM Author: Sienna curious hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#7991263) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2007 9:52 PM Author: Misanthropic coffee pot milk don't go (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#7989465) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2007 10:00 PM Author: Crusty Toilet Seat Locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#7989523) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2007 11:38 PM Author: Charismatic Hall this thread is THE definitive example of how useless xo is, and how it will soon be obsolete. someone asks a legitimate question about law school (which is rare on this board in the first place) and the only responses have to go with non-trad gunner faggot kill self blah blah blah. now, when people ask me where they should go for some decent info on law school, I tell them lawschooldiscussion. when they ask me where to go see what happens to non-athletic dorks who have no friends and who played too many video games as kids-- I send em to xo.
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Date: April 23rd, 2007 11:56 PM Author: histrionic scourge upon the earth titcp. i'm off to LSD. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#7990219) |
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Date: April 24th, 2007 12:11 AM Author: buff beady-eyed business firm preventive strike Go swap info with retarded gunner faggots on LSD. You won't be missed. XOXO is targeted towards the talented slacker who just wants to do well enough to make biglaw with minimal effort expended and doesn't care about being at the very top of the class. The info here is very useful for that if you know how to look. But please, go ahead and take your advice from people who dedicate their every waking moment to law school and still end up disproportionately in the bottom of the class due to a general lack of common sense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#7990359) |
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Date: April 24th, 2007 2:07 AM Author: Adventurous fanboi "who dedicate their every waking moment to law school and still end up disproportionately in the bottom of the class due to a general lack of common sense."
tITCR. the true greats, like myself, have the best of both worlds. |
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Date: April 24th, 2007 12:16 PM Author: thriller kitty cat menage Absolutely credited. I hate the sort of people who populate LSD.
I used to worry about them--they were always up at the front of the class taking down the prof's every word on their laptops, while I slacked off and didn't even do the reading. I figured if anyone was going to succeed, it must be them (not that this ever motivated me to imitate them).
But then they got into schools like WUSTL and BC while I got into HLS... |
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Date: April 24th, 2007 12:13 AM Author: Iridescent sandwich station Posters like you who can't seem to comprehend even simple questions are a bigger problem. This is a law school board. He didn't ask a law school question like you claim. While many posters around here don't even go to law school, only a tiny minority are law school graduates currently working in BIGLAW. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#7990374) |
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Date: April 24th, 2007 1:17 AM Author: Multi-colored Submissive Institution The anonymous nerd rage this simple thread has elicited is beyond cute, and tells me all I needed to know. Kill yourselves for inadvertently being useful.
Also, thanks to the select few who actually *did* provide productive responses. |
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Date: April 24th, 2007 1:40 AM Author: Iridescent sandwich station You just asked a question to a population of people that is barely existent on a board you say you have lurked on for years, then claimed to be basing a key life decision on "cute" "anonymous nerd rage" of people you know aren't the target audience of your question.
This seems like due diligence. |
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Date: April 23rd, 2007 11:42 PM Author: slap-happy bbw multi-billionaire the work is sometimes interesting and exciting, but usually mind numbing. the hours are bad, but not as bad as some would have you believe. the worse part is the unpredictability, not being able to plan your next move.
the paycheck is very nice, and its hard not to slap on some golden handcuffs. |
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Date: April 23rd, 2007 11:56 PM Author: histrionic scourge upon the earth golden handcuffs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#7990226) |
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Date: April 24th, 2007 12:00 AM Author: Indigo Rambunctious National Security Agency Dysfunction http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_handcuffs
I think the poster misused the term. |
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Date: April 24th, 2007 12:15 AM Author: slap-happy bbw multi-billionaire no, i used it correctly, see:
http://www.todaysengineer.org/2004/Nov/worldbytes.asp |
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Date: April 23rd, 2007 11:54 PM Author: Indigo Rambunctious National Security Agency Dysfunction I feel so enlightened after reading this thread.
Thank you all.
For nothing. |
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Date: April 23rd, 2007 11:58 PM Author: Beta Electric Cuckold Orchestra Pit Jesus, are you all in 4th grade? Reading this thread has been like watching a couple of retards weakly throwing "cutting" jabs at each other.
Or NOT. lolloolloolollol
PS DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE I DELEGITIMIZED CUTTING BY PUTTING SOME QUOTES AROUND IT GOD I'M SO FUCKING READY TO BE A LAWYER |
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Date: April 24th, 2007 3:34 AM Author: pink stag film foreskin uh... NOT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#7991591) |
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Date: April 24th, 2007 12:08 AM Author: Cowardly Soul-stirring Base Trump Supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#7990327) |
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Date: April 24th, 2007 12:10 AM Author: Yellow Pocket Flask What a fucking piece of shit. Please kill self. You never got into T14 stop lying you fucking faggot. I'm sure PCL will keep letting you defer you homeless nigger.
Why do we allow useless pieces of shit on this board? |
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Date: April 24th, 2007 12:14 AM Author: Deep theater International Trade.
I enjoy helping underage girls get abortions without their parents consent :) :) :) :) :) :) It helps me get up in the morning. |
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Date: April 24th, 2007 3:13 AM Author: olive startling parlour trust fund the happy faces made this post a 180. ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#7991533) |
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Date: April 24th, 2007 2:10 AM Author: Adventurous fanboi LSd is what first made me want to attend law skool. But after reading this board, I thought twice about law. After hitting up the LSD again, there is no fucking way I am going to LS. Its medicine all the way.
PS: Medicine >>>>>>>> Law
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Date: April 24th, 2007 3:50 AM Author: exhilarant heaven gaming laptop Medicine>>>> Law is so credited. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#7991640) |
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Date: April 24th, 2007 3:53 AM Author: topaz well-lubricated principal's office mental disorder If you want to spend 10 years in school so you can work 90 hours a week immersed in other's bodily fluids and wastes, yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#7991650) |
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Date: April 25th, 2007 1:12 AM Author: Multi-colored Submissive Institution I used to post regularly on LSD, too, but abandoned it for the same reasons most do. For all of xoxo's faults, what few nuggets of information one can find amidst all the compacted shit is far more useful than 99% of LSD's "HAY GUIZE, I GOTZ A 149 AND A 2.5 GPA, CAN I GET ME INTO SUM PRINCETON LAW?!"
Between the JHU studies and threads like the "What's killing the Harvard Lawyers", law seems like a fairly bleak prospect at almost all levels. My question is whether or not that apparent misery is a function of unrealistic expectations (as some xoxo threads would indicate), or if it's somehow endemic to the nature of being an attorney itself. |
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Date: April 25th, 2007 2:14 AM Author: Free-loading Emerald Theatre Potus And so you ask a group of people who have never worked in a law firm, and predominantly have no basis to provide an answer. These are people who that serious personal stock in their school moving from #7 to #6 in the US News ranking, and are singularly committed to finding a way to "get biglaw. Perhaps it's not reasonable to expect a good answer. Or, perhaps the answer is embedded in some of those known tendencies. What do you suppose happens when the people you work with seleceted the job because they are able to credibly claim it's "biglaw," and nothing more? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#8000335) |
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Date: April 24th, 2007 2:16 AM Author: Trip Wine Elastic Band Lodge Law school = worst decision I ever made. I make 160k plus bonus from a CCN school. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#7991291) |
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Date: April 24th, 2007 2:49 AM Author: Claret coldplay fan affirmative action banking pwns law (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#7991420) |
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Date: April 24th, 2007 11:49 AM Author: passionate corn cake BIGWELLSFARGOBAKING >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>BIGRAW (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#7992349) |
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Date: April 24th, 2007 3:42 AM Author: Free-loading Emerald Theatre Potus You'll want to remember to refer to law firms as "shops" when you're a "newly minted" attorney.
Fine execution of the "you spend all your time on a message board and have no friends" response. The lack of self-awareness -- and specifically having no sense whatsoever that your initial post embodies many of the familiar law student traits widely recognized as annoying -- will also serve you well. |
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Date: April 24th, 2007 9:49 AM Author: alcoholic forum indirect expression You do not have to go into BIGLAW. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#7991982) |
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Date: April 24th, 2007 10:52 AM Author: Red party of the first part Only go to law school if you can go 1) for free or 2) at a top 5 school. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#7992126) |
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Date: April 24th, 2007 11:42 AM Author: Pungent House I don't get this attitude. Its not like T5 graduates get to work for special firms that don't make you work unpredictable 60 hour weeks for the same market pay. If anything the graduates from these schools disproportionately work for firms with the shittiest work/life balances. Maybe you said this because these schools have better loan repayment programs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#7992331) |
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Date: April 24th, 2007 11:40 AM Author: irate love of her life mediation I am a graduating 3L, but I have enjoyed law school so far. 2 of my immediate family members work at firms, one is a partner and the other is a 6th year associate. The both enjoy what they do, so I assume that I will too.
Reading this board is the only thing that ever made me doubt whether I'll like practicing law. People here are idiots.
That said, law is clearly not for everyone. |
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Date: April 24th, 2007 12:08 PM Author: Yapping Aphrodisiac Selfie Library xoxo is not a cross-section of all law students and lawyers. Don't take what you see here as the absolute truth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#7992442) |
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Date: April 24th, 2007 5:54 PM Author: Free-loading Emerald Theatre Potus Good of you to mention that; I'm sure it never would have occurred to him.
Pehaps you could have added what a very bad thing it was that happened at Virginia Tech, which is a "microcosm" of the society in which we all live. |
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Date: April 25th, 2007 2:24 AM Author: alcoholic forum indirect expression Renada, I knew you couldn't resist XOXO for long. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#8000396) |
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Date: April 25th, 2007 2:26 AM Author: Sienna curious hospital Is it actually Renada?! <cue idolizing glee> (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#8000404) |
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Date: April 25th, 2007 2:27 AM Author: Marvelous lilac cruise ship no idols here! you gotta all be gods or you wont get to eat any meat. good MORMON girls are the only meat an ADVENTIST guy is allowed to eat!
MGWAG |
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Date: April 25th, 2007 2:29 AM Author: alcoholic forum indirect expression Yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#8000423) |
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Date: April 25th, 2007 2:37 AM Author: Saffron associate No. Renada never used capital letters in his posts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#8000468) |
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Date: April 25th, 2007 2:38 AM Author: Marvelous lilac cruise ship im pretty sure he uses MGWAG on a daily basis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#8000471) |
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Date: April 25th, 2007 2:31 AM Author: Free-loading Emerald Theatre Potus I found myself just forwarding a lot of threads to people around the office, without having much time or interest in posting. And then it's easy to slip back into the routine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#8000434) |
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Date: April 25th, 2007 2:34 AM Author: Marvelous lilac cruise ship whats your opinion on MGWAG? you like that hot cult on cult action? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#8000445) |
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Date: April 25th, 2007 2:18 AM Author: Marvelous lilac cruise ship MGWAG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=619535&forum_id=2#8000367) |