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I think the most disturbing event of my life happened just y...
hairless slippery indian lodge ape
  05/22/07
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwww!!!
Garnet Meetinghouse Newt
  05/22/07
perhaps this is a bit late and you appear to be a post-and-r...
Citrine gaping
  05/25/07
i hope this isn't real. i just puked in my mouth.
wild roommate
  05/22/07
The worst...
saffron house-broken mexican lay
  05/22/07
that's why you should only date bulimic chicks. no gag refle...
wild roommate
  05/22/07
ty for the tip. never thought of that
saffron house-broken mexican lay
  05/22/07
Next time don't ply her with jaeger bombs to get her drunk e...
Hyperactive diverse university french chef
  05/22/07
nah, it was the deep throating. p.s. i didn't think you ...
saffron house-broken mexican lay
  05/22/07
Happens.
Hyperactive diverse university french chef
  05/22/07
...
saffron house-broken mexican lay
  05/22/07
fast times at WUSTL
coiffed sex offender messiness
  05/22/07
good read
Swashbuckling Stage Genital Piercing
  05/22/07
hi kubrickfan!!!!!
violet address
  05/22/07
Centipedes? In my vagina?
180 public bath gunner
  05/22/07
haha excellent work
offensive onyx mood weed whacker
  05/22/07
hahahahaha fucking sick man
insanely creepy temple
  05/22/07
Was the girl's name Lena Chen, perchance?
floppy piazza
  05/24/07
*hurls endless stream of puke from mouth*
Bossy Space
  05/25/07
the title made me avoid this but all the bumps made me have ...
Citrine gaping
  05/25/07
"oh, they're just thread worms." classic.
Citrine gaping
  05/25/07


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Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: hairless slippery indian lodge ape

I think the most disturbing event of my life happened just yesterday.

I've been chatting with this girl over msn for a while now, and we met a couple weeks ago. (she's ok-looking, sort of like Beth Ditto but not as fat and not as hot) Yesterday we had a date, and after seeing a movie went back to her place, we made out and before long I had my tongue buried in her vag and a finger in her ass.

This is where it all goes wrong.

I pulled my finger out and started licking her anus while gently pinching her clit, I then leaned back a bit while trying to find a comfier position, and was just going to slide a finger back into her ass when I notice something odd.

There's something on my finger. Moving.

At this point I have no fucking idea what's going on, with a closer look I see there's about 6 or 7 small white stringy things (each about 0.5" long) on my finger and more around her ass.

They're all writhing and wriggling.

Horror.

I'm now holding my finger between us, pointing at it with my other hand, I can't speak; she's panting, out-of-breath, and looking at me as if to say "Why did you stop?". When she realises what's wrong she says "Oh..., they're just threadworms, most people have them, they're harmless."

I ran.

4 hours later, I got back back home, I washed my hands with bleach and dettol, gargled a whole bottle of mouthwash, swallowed maybe 1/2 a tube of toothpaste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8152760)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 5:45 PM
Author: Garnet Meetinghouse Newt

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwww!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153971)





Date: May 25th, 2007 2:50 AM
Author: Citrine gaping

perhaps this is a bit late and you appear to be a post-and-run type poster, but it appears that the initial wormage came from her perineal region - is this correct? i'm just trying to imagine myself in your position most accurately. tia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8166614)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: wild roommate

i hope this isn't real.

i just puked in my mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8152805)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:24 PM
Author: saffron house-broken mexican lay
Subject: The worst...

is when the girl pukes on your dick whilst fellating you. That really sucks. I have ruined some nice sheets from that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8152817)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:26 PM
Author: wild roommate

that's why you should only date bulimic chicks. no gag reflex!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8152823)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:29 PM
Author: saffron house-broken mexican lay

ty for the tip. never thought of that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8152835)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:18 PM
Author: Hyperactive diverse university french chef

Next time don't ply her with jaeger bombs to get her drunk enough to blow you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153503)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:24 PM
Author: saffron house-broken mexican lay

nah, it was the deep throating.

p.s. i didn't think you were that drunk anyway, just hungry for the cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153535)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:25 PM
Author: Hyperactive diverse university french chef

Happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153540)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:28 PM
Author: saffron house-broken mexican lay
Subject: no hard feelings, right?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153553)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 2:37 PM
Author: coiffed sex offender messiness

fast times at WUSTL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153091)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 3:46 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Stage Genital Piercing

good read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153376)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:00 PM
Author: violet address

hi kubrickfan!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153439)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:12 PM
Author: 180 public bath gunner

Centipedes? In my vagina?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153476)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 5:35 PM
Author: offensive onyx mood weed whacker

haha excellent work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153917)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 8:05 PM
Author: insanely creepy temple

hahahahaha fucking sick man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8154611)





Date: May 24th, 2007 10:43 AM
Author: floppy piazza

Was the girl's name Lena Chen, perchance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8161869)





Date: May 25th, 2007 2:01 AM
Author: Bossy Space

*hurls endless stream of puke from mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8166509)





Date: May 25th, 2007 2:35 AM
Author: Citrine gaping

the title made me avoid this but all the bumps made me have a look. i'm glad i did, A-A+ thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8166589)





Date: May 25th, 2007 2:36 AM
Author: Citrine gaping

"oh, they're just thread worms."

classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8166593)