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Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:12 PM Author: brass skinny woman pisswyrm
I think the most disturbing event of my life happened just yesterday.
I've been chatting with this girl over msn for a while now, and we met a couple weeks ago. (she's ok-looking, sort of like Beth Ditto but not as fat and not as hot) Yesterday we had a date, and after seeing a movie went back to her place, we made out and before long I had my tongue buried in her vag and a finger in her ass.
This is where it all goes wrong.
I pulled my finger out and started licking her anus while gently pinching her clit, I then leaned back a bit while trying to find a comfier position, and was just going to slide a finger back into her ass when I notice something odd.
There's something on my finger. Moving.
At this point I have no fucking idea what's going on, with a closer look I see there's about 6 or 7 small white stringy things (each about 0.5" long) on my finger and more around her ass.
They're all writhing and wriggling.
Horror.
I'm now holding my finger between us, pointing at it with my other hand, I can't speak; she's panting, out-of-breath, and looking at me as if to say "Why did you stop?". When she realises what's wrong she says "Oh..., they're just threadworms, most people have them, they're harmless."
I ran.
4 hours later, I got back back home, I washed my hands with bleach and dettol, gargled a whole bottle of mouthwash, swallowed maybe 1/2 a tube of toothpaste.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8152760) |
Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:22 PM Author: metal doctorate
i hope this isn't real.
i just puked in my mouth.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8152805) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:24 PM Author: Pungent Brunch
nah, it was the deep throating.
p.s. i didn't think you were that drunk anyway, just hungry for the cock
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153535) |
Date: May 22nd, 2007 2:37 PM Author: Razzle main people
fast times at WUSTL
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153091) |
Date: May 22nd, 2007 3:46 PM Author: unhinged glittery hall
good read
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153376) |
Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:00 PM Author: Amethyst kitchen mexican
hi kubrickfan!!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153439) |
Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:12 PM Author: hyperactive tripping range milk
Centipedes? In my vagina?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153476) |
Date: May 22nd, 2007 5:35 PM Author: Aromatic judgmental circlehead
haha excellent work
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153917) |
Date: May 22nd, 2007 8:05 PM Author: Silver dragon idiot
hahahahaha fucking sick man
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8154611) |
Date: May 24th, 2007 10:43 AM Author: Iridescent painfully honest area
Was the girl's name Lena Chen, perchance?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8161869) |
Date: May 25th, 2007 2:01 AM Author: Amber bawdyhouse
*hurls endless stream of puke from mouth*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8166509) |
Date: May 25th, 2007 2:35 AM Author: Floppy rebellious jew gaping
the title made me avoid this but all the bumps made me have a look. i'm glad i did, A-A+ thread.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8166589) |
Date: May 25th, 2007 2:36 AM Author: Floppy rebellious jew gaping
"oh, they're just thread worms."
classic.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8166593) |
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