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I think the most disturbing event of my life happened just y...
lascivious filthy base
  05/22/07
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwww!!!
Puce Stock Car Blood Rage
  05/22/07
perhaps this is a bit late and you appear to be a post-and-r...
Vermilion floppy macaca immigrant
  05/25/07
i hope this isn't real. i just puked in my mouth.
Curious Pervert
  05/22/07
The worst...
vibrant magenta associate
  05/22/07
that's why you should only date bulimic chicks. no gag refle...
Curious Pervert
  05/22/07
ty for the tip. never thought of that
vibrant magenta associate
  05/22/07
Next time don't ply her with jaeger bombs to get her drunk e...
cracking dingle berry
  05/22/07
nah, it was the deep throating. p.s. i didn't think you ...
vibrant magenta associate
  05/22/07
Happens.
cracking dingle berry
  05/22/07
...
vibrant magenta associate
  05/22/07
fast times at WUSTL
stimulating public bath mood
  05/22/07
good read
irradiated location feces
  05/22/07
hi kubrickfan!!!!!
balding insanely creepy plaza
  05/22/07
Centipedes? In my vagina?
amethyst marketing idea national
  05/22/07
haha excellent work
Cobalt beady-eyed becky
  05/22/07
hahahahaha fucking sick man
Razzmatazz Clear Stag Film Tattoo
  05/22/07
Was the girl's name Lena Chen, perchance?
drab dragon principal's office
  05/24/07
*hurls endless stream of puke from mouth*
Disrespectful arousing pistol
  05/25/07
the title made me avoid this but all the bumps made me have ...
Vermilion floppy macaca immigrant
  05/25/07
"oh, they're just thread worms." classic.
Vermilion floppy macaca immigrant
  05/25/07


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Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: lascivious filthy base

I think the most disturbing event of my life happened just yesterday.

I've been chatting with this girl over msn for a while now, and we met a couple weeks ago. (she's ok-looking, sort of like Beth Ditto but not as fat and not as hot) Yesterday we had a date, and after seeing a movie went back to her place, we made out and before long I had my tongue buried in her vag and a finger in her ass.

This is where it all goes wrong.

I pulled my finger out and started licking her anus while gently pinching her clit, I then leaned back a bit while trying to find a comfier position, and was just going to slide a finger back into her ass when I notice something odd.

There's something on my finger. Moving.

At this point I have no fucking idea what's going on, with a closer look I see there's about 6 or 7 small white stringy things (each about 0.5" long) on my finger and more around her ass.

They're all writhing and wriggling.

Horror.

I'm now holding my finger between us, pointing at it with my other hand, I can't speak; she's panting, out-of-breath, and looking at me as if to say "Why did you stop?". When she realises what's wrong she says "Oh..., they're just threadworms, most people have them, they're harmless."

I ran.

4 hours later, I got back back home, I washed my hands with bleach and dettol, gargled a whole bottle of mouthwash, swallowed maybe 1/2 a tube of toothpaste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8152760)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 5:45 PM
Author: Puce Stock Car Blood Rage

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwww!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153971)





Date: May 25th, 2007 2:50 AM
Author: Vermilion floppy macaca immigrant

perhaps this is a bit late and you appear to be a post-and-run type poster, but it appears that the initial wormage came from her perineal region - is this correct? i'm just trying to imagine myself in your position most accurately. tia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8166614)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: Curious Pervert

i hope this isn't real.

i just puked in my mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8152805)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:24 PM
Author: vibrant magenta associate
Subject: The worst...

is when the girl pukes on your dick whilst fellating you. That really sucks. I have ruined some nice sheets from that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8152817)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:26 PM
Author: Curious Pervert

that's why you should only date bulimic chicks. no gag reflex!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8152823)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:29 PM
Author: vibrant magenta associate

ty for the tip. never thought of that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8152835)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:18 PM
Author: cracking dingle berry

Next time don't ply her with jaeger bombs to get her drunk enough to blow you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153503)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:24 PM
Author: vibrant magenta associate

nah, it was the deep throating.

p.s. i didn't think you were that drunk anyway, just hungry for the cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153535)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:25 PM
Author: cracking dingle berry

Happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153540)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:28 PM
Author: vibrant magenta associate
Subject: no hard feelings, right?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153553)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 2:37 PM
Author: stimulating public bath mood

fast times at WUSTL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153091)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 3:46 PM
Author: irradiated location feces

good read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153376)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:00 PM
Author: balding insanely creepy plaza

hi kubrickfan!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153439)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:12 PM
Author: amethyst marketing idea national

Centipedes? In my vagina?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153476)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 5:35 PM
Author: Cobalt beady-eyed becky

haha excellent work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153917)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 8:05 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Clear Stag Film Tattoo

hahahahaha fucking sick man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8154611)





Date: May 24th, 2007 10:43 AM
Author: drab dragon principal's office

Was the girl's name Lena Chen, perchance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8161869)





Date: May 25th, 2007 2:01 AM
Author: Disrespectful arousing pistol

*hurls endless stream of puke from mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8166509)





Date: May 25th, 2007 2:35 AM
Author: Vermilion floppy macaca immigrant

the title made me avoid this but all the bumps made me have a look. i'm glad i did, A-A+ thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8166589)





Date: May 25th, 2007 2:36 AM
Author: Vermilion floppy macaca immigrant

"oh, they're just thread worms."

classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8166593)