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Chicago TTTs respond to my fake Craigslist ad

I posted the following ad on Chicago Craigslist. So far, 70...
SOFA KING  09/21/07
Post their emails or resumes or admit to being flame.
illegal  09/21/07
i'm not going to post their personal information. i was thi...
SOFA KING  09/21/07
You don't have to include their names if you don't have a pe...
illegal  09/21/07
What's so special about this?
I like the way ya Gwerk it  09/23/07
The Chicago board is the O'Hare of craigslist. I once poste...
hella_theo_2  09/21/07
Please explain your first sentence.
illegal  09/21/07
Huge amounts of traffic. Lots of sketchy types.
hella_theo_2  09/21/07
The bathrooms or the airport in general?
illegal  09/21/07
The airport is general. Not the best analogy, I know. Bu...
hella_theo_2  09/21/07
You and jjc should hook up.
illegal  09/21/07
any responders meet future husband potential?
I am thinking of aurochs and angels  09/21/07
No, but I sucked about 5 dicks.
hella_theo_2  09/21/07
damn, how long were you in chi town?
I am thinking of aurochs and angels  09/21/07
You're the douche who posted a cock shot. What other than a...
Gay Posse  09/21/07
how msny of them sodomized you?
UnfrozenCavemanLawyer  09/23/07
I am sure that the state bar will be interested in your litt...
UnfrozenCavemanLawyer  09/23/07
The first response was typical of Chicago douchebaggery: ...
SOFA KING  09/21/07
noone noticed the WGWAG?
SOFA KING  09/21/07
I see it now that you mentioned, but it's far too subtle.
I am thinking of aurochs and angels  09/21/07
titcr
illegal  09/21/07
178
evan39  09/21/07
this has to be one of the shittiest flame jobs i've ever see...
Stipple Bongos Dog Dick  09/21/07
yeah, it seemed funnier in my head
SOFA KING  09/21/07
i appreciate your candor d00d.
Stipple Bongos Dog Dick  09/21/07
You can salvage it. Post the redacted resumes/stats of the ...
I like the way ya Gwerk it  09/23/07
TITCR DO THIS PLS
I like the way ya Gwerk it  09/23/07
I don't know, I think it is kind of funny that people would ...
Brand X  09/23/07
Yeah, but he was an unemployed CLS grad. Must have been a bo...
I like the way ya Gwerk it  09/23/07
Well, if he used his real name, which I think he did (Arin G...
Brand X  09/23/07
wtf else would you expect from the "people" in C(o...
Guilt stricken sobbing with our heads on the floor  09/23/07
...
I like the way ya Gwerk it  09/23/07
TCR. Chicago is like the Mecca of the midwest. It's for ...
Brand X  09/23/07
having grown up in DC, and lived in NYC for several years i ...
Specialists in Authorship Studies  09/23/07
You should have done this in LA as a way to figure out Loyol...
The Patriot  09/23/07


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Date: September 21st, 2007 10:07 AM
Author: SOFA KING

I posted the following ad on Chicago Craigslist. So far, 70 TTTs have responded. Will post more info about the responses today.

AmLaw 200 Law Firm seeks associates with 0-3 years of experience

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Reply to: job-425869046@craigslist.org

Date: 2007-09-18, 4:01PM CDT

Washington, D.C. based law firm seeks attorneys with 0-3 years of experience for its growing Chicago office. Graduates awaiting bar admission will also be considered. Work ethic and excellent academic credentials (top 50 percent preferred) are required. Applicants should email resume, writing sample and cover letter. Great opportunities for experience and advancement.

Compensation: market plus bonus

Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.

Please, no phone calls about this job!

Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

PostingID: 425869046



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8670181)




Date: September 21st, 2007 10:09 AM
Author: illegal

Post their emails or resumes or admit to being flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8670183)




Date: September 21st, 2007 10:12 AM
Author: SOFA KING

i'm not going to post their personal information. i was thinking more along the lines of gathering stats--such as how many of these douchebags went to T14s, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8670195)




Date: September 21st, 2007 10:13 AM
Author: illegal

You don't have to include their names if you don't have a penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8670198)




Date: September 23rd, 2007 11:03 AM
Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it

What's so special about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8679008)




Date: September 21st, 2007 10:09 AM
Author: hella_theo_2

The Chicago board is the O'Hare of craigslist. I once posted a cockshot in the m4m section and got 300 replies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8670184)




Date: September 21st, 2007 10:10 AM
Author: illegal

Please explain your first sentence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8670189)




Date: September 21st, 2007 10:12 AM
Author: hella_theo_2

Huge amounts of traffic. Lots of sketchy types.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8670193)




Date: September 21st, 2007 10:12 AM
Author: illegal

The bathrooms or the airport in general?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8670194)




Date: September 21st, 2007 10:16 AM
Author: hella_theo_2

The airport is general. Not the best analogy, I know.

But I have posted ads in a lot of different cities on craigslist, and never got a response like I did in Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8670204)




Date: September 21st, 2007 10:20 AM
Author: illegal

You and jjc should hook up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8670214)




Date: September 21st, 2007 10:16 AM
Author: I am thinking of aurochs and angels

any responders meet future husband potential?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8670205)




Date: September 21st, 2007 10:22 AM
Author: hella_theo_2

No, but I sucked about 5 dicks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8670218)




Date: September 21st, 2007 10:23 AM
Author: I am thinking of aurochs and angels

damn, how long were you in chi town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8670221)




Date: September 21st, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: Gay Posse

You're the douche who posted a cock shot. What other than a sketchy type would respond to that?...dumbass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8670376)




Date: September 23rd, 2007 7:09 AM
Author: UnfrozenCavemanLawyer (UnfrozenCavemanLawyer@GetPaidForYourInjury.com)

how msny of them sodomized you?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8678801)




Date: September 23rd, 2007 7:10 AM
Author: UnfrozenCavemanLawyer (UnfrozenCavemanLawyer@GetPaidForYourInjury.com)

I am sure that the state bar will be interested in your little hijinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8678802)




Date: September 21st, 2007 10:20 AM
Author: SOFA KING

The first response was typical of Chicago douchebaggery:

"Could someone considering law school apply as well?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8670213)




Date: September 21st, 2007 10:27 AM
Author: SOFA KING

noone noticed the WGWAG?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8670229)




Date: September 21st, 2007 10:33 AM
Author: I am thinking of aurochs and angels

I see it now that you mentioned, but it's far too subtle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8670239)




Date: September 21st, 2007 11:14 AM
Author: illegal

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8670359)




Date: September 21st, 2007 10:54 AM
Author: evan39 (Just a silly boi)

178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8670282)




Date: September 21st, 2007 11:13 AM
Author: Stipple Bongos Dog Dick

this has to be one of the shittiest flame jobs i've ever seen in my life. ZOMG U POSTED A FAKE JOB AD ZOMG AND PEOPLE REPLIED ZOMG!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8670352)




Date: September 21st, 2007 11:16 AM
Author: SOFA KING

yeah, it seemed funnier in my head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8670366)




Date: September 21st, 2007 11:41 AM
Author: Stipple Bongos Dog Dick

i appreciate your candor d00d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8670467)




Date: September 23rd, 2007 10:00 AM
Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it

You can salvage it. Post the redacted resumes/stats of the TTT's who think they could get biglaw off craigslist. Also, email them back "DING, FAG!" and post their infuriated replies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8678904)




Date: September 23rd, 2007 10:34 AM
Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it

TITCR DO THIS PLS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8678947)




Date: September 23rd, 2007 10:12 AM
Author: Brand X

I don't know, I think it is kind of funny that people would not realize a Biglaw posting on Craigslist was suspect.

One of the DC rags (Citypaper) had a long article by Columbia grad that thought he had gotten a 14k/month lawyer gig froma Craigslist posting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8678923)




Date: September 23rd, 2007 10:14 AM
Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it

Yeah, but he was an unemployed CLS grad. Must have been a bottom 1% AA admit. Don't compare him with the rest of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8678926)




Date: September 23rd, 2007 11:00 AM
Author: Brand X

Well, if he used his real name, which I think he did (Arin Greenwood) - he was Jewish. But maybe he was a black jew.

But right on the unemployed. And living with his parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8679003)




Date: September 23rd, 2007 10:07 AM
Author: Guilt stricken sobbing with our heads on the floor

wtf else would you expect from the "people" in C(ornfields)hicago? what a fucking sad excuse for a fucking "city." every single person i've ever met from chicago couldn't fucking hack it in NYC and went running back to mama within a year. chicago people are some of the most pathetic mouth breathers on the planet. i would shoot myself if i ever had to do anything in chicago except maybe deal with a layover at o'hare on my way back to new york.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8678916)




Date: September 23rd, 2007 10:30 AM
Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8678942)




Date: September 23rd, 2007 12:01 PM
Author: Brand X

TCR.

Chicago is like the Mecca of the midwest. It's for the people who want to feel hip but would be scared to go out after dark in NY. Or San Francisco. Or DC.

If you are from Grand Rapids, it doesn't come any better than Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8679212)




Date: September 23rd, 2007 12:19 PM
Author: Specialists in Authorship Studies ("Man-to-man up your ass, Bud!")

having grown up in DC, and lived in NYC for several years i can say this is patently false.

chicago is cheap, clean, and plenty urbane. i pity the dickheads who spend thousands more each month to live in the malarial swamp that is DC or the overpriced urinal that is NYC.

if you're in BIGLAW, it makes NO FUCKING SENSE to take 160 in NYC if you can make 160 in chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8679278)




Date: September 23rd, 2007 11:44 AM
Author: The Patriot

You should have done this in LA as a way to figure out Loyola 2L's identity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=689910&forum_id=2#8679124)