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difference between MadCat's pussy and a 747 airplane?

guys have cum while inside a 747
I like the way ya Gwerk it
  10/06/07
The one time I threw up on an airplane I felt really bad abo...
The Future
  10/06/07
you're a sick fuck. let's keep this PG
I like the way ya Gwerk it
  10/06/07
I only need 2 or 3 drinks to convince myself to get on an ai...
The Future
  10/06/07
Last time I paid $200 to ride in an airplane, I didn't feel ...
The Future
  10/06/07
The nuts in Mad Cats vagina aren't honey roasted.
The Future
  10/06/07
Madcat's vagina has more legroom.
The Future
  10/06/07
They make planes bigger than a 747.
The Future
  10/06/07
John Madden has never been in a 747.
The Future
  10/06/07
I've never taken a shit in a 747
dannieb
  10/06/07
1/2 of the Bronx hasn't been in a 747
dannieb
  10/06/07
a 747 never had an appointment at a STD clinic
dannieb
  10/06/07
Most people in rural Tennessee have never seen a 747.
The Future
  10/06/07
this was nice.
NYLS 2L
  10/22/07
I don't get the urge to put on TWO condoms in a 747
dannieb
  10/06/07
Nothing. Both are serviced daily by a crew of 4-6 men on ...
The Future
  10/06/07
a 747 has an upright position
dannieb
  10/06/07
Most animals aren't allowed inside a 747.
I like the way ya Gwerk it
  10/06/07
a 747 won't let a 3 y.o. ride in it without a parent
dannieb
  10/06/07
Nice.
The Future
  10/06/07
some people are proud of having been in a 747
dannieb
  10/06/07
Nothing. You get 72 virgins for blowing up either one.
The Future
  10/06/07
no one has ever put a bag on their head after being in a 747
dannieb
  10/06/07
Nothing. Jews take pilgrimages in both
dannieb
  10/06/07
You don't have to turn a knob to feel the cool breeze in mad...
The Future
  10/06/07
The movie Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Leslie Nielsen made with a...
The Future
  10/06/07
highly underrated
hizzle
  10/22/07
terribly, terribly underrated.
An Army of Liberal Lawyers
  10/22/07
agree w/the others: this is the best response in the thread.
I like the way ya Gwerk it
  10/22/07
You wouldn't shove things into a 747's tailpipe.
I like the way ya Gwerk it
  10/06/07
It is rude to fart inside a 747.
Swattie
  10/06/07
this is an amazing thread
....... ....... ............ ..... ........
  10/06/07
tytytyty dannieb started this crap
I like the way ya Gwerk it
  10/06/07
one of my better posts
dannieb
  10/06/07
If theres an emergency and your able to land a 747, you're a...
The Future
  10/06/07
The 747 is cleaned regularly.
Swattie
  10/06/07
just to get these all in one place: not everyone has been i...
I like the way ya Gwerk it
  10/06/07
If valen splooges in an 747, special education program enrol...
The Future
  10/06/07
underrated
Lord Daftwager
  10/22/07
It takes a dozen Arab terrorists to make blood appear inside...
Swattie
  10/06/07
Cocks are the only thing that explodes inside MadCat's pussy...
Swattie
  10/06/07
An elephant cannot fit inside a 747.
Swattie
  10/06/07
I've never fapped to pics of a 747.
I like the way ya Gwerk it
  10/06/07
It would be wrong to use a 747 without the owners permission...
The Future
  10/06/07
good work. i've been waiting for a good rape one.
I like the way ya Gwerk it
  10/06/07
You can get in a 747 without wearing FUBU and Lugz
Slavoj Zizek
  10/06/07
This on made me laugh.
Al Davis\'s leaky brain
  10/06/07
me too.
An Army of Liberal Lawyers
  10/22/07
Gulf clubs aren't allowed inside 747s.
I like the way ya Gwerk it
  10/06/07
The overhead compartment of a 747 is usually pretty full.
The Future
  10/06/07
You don't always fall asleep while riding a 747.
I like the way ya Gwerk it
  10/06/07
A 747 can get you where you want to go.
I like the way ya Gwerk it
  10/06/07
The federal law against shooting down a 747 wasn't overturne...
The Future
  10/06/07
Arabs can't always get on a 747.
I like the way ya Gwerk it
  10/06/07
Aviatophobia is a recognized mental disorder.
The Future
  10/06/07
Most people don't need psychiatric help after being inside a...
I like the way ya Gwerk it
  10/06/07
Nothing. They both sometimes leak toxic fluids.
I like the way ya Gwerk it
  10/06/07
Your dick won't fall off inside a 747.
I like the way ya Gwerk it
  10/06/07
A sock dipped in ammonia is not a good substitute for a 747.
The Future
  10/06/07
You can get thrown off a 747 for trying to bring a knife ins...
I like the way ya Gwerk it
  10/06/07
There is no echo in a 747.
The Future
  10/06/07
The crabs you get on a 747 are usually imitation.
I like the way ya Gwerk it
  10/06/07
I'd been trying to think of a crabs one for a while. Well...
The Future
  10/06/07
The 747 has only taken one big bopper.
The Future
  10/06/07
Bump for madcat...
The Future
  10/06/07
MadCat's pussy is connected to a sweet, beautiful soul that ...
YouKnowMySteez
  10/06/07
747 riders are screened before boarding.
Rearm Rick Monk
  10/06/07
very few people ever ride a 747 for free
rangerlaw
  10/06/07
your piss doesn't burn after riding a 747
rangerlaw
  10/06/07
747s are worth hijacking.
Rearm Rick Monk
  10/06/07
This thread is mean. :-(
Cruella De Vil
  10/06/07
are you saying that there is no difference between your stre...
rangerlaw
  10/06/07
I don't know, it gave me a LULZ. Also: Boeing doesn't reg...
The Future
  10/06/07
It's unusual when a 747 accidently releases a frozen block o...
Rearm Rick Monk
  10/06/07
A 747 can be moved with a powerful airport tractor.
Rearm Rick Monk
  10/06/07
747s don't need to be hosed with Lysol after every use.
Rearm Rick Monk
  10/06/07
Skilled professionals will try to keep a 747 alive if it's i...
Rearm Rick Monk
  10/06/07
If you lose your carry-on in a 747, you'll eventually find i...
Rearm Rick Monk
  10/06/07
A 55 gallon drum of kitty litter will sop up most 747 leaks.
Rearm Rick Monk
  10/06/07
Nothing. Both are boarded by fat noisy black men clutching ...
Rearm Rick Monk
  10/06/07
wowz
Mayor McCheese
  10/06/07
Seems right.
Farts Chucking Justices
  10/22/07
oh my god... i'm laid up with the stomach flu and i literall...
Genghis
  10/22/07
a 747 will fit on a football field.
Julius Caesar\'s Mistress
  10/06/07
Rise like Jesus from the dead!
Rearm Rick Monk
  10/07/07
this died way too quick
dannieb
  10/21/07
Correct.
Farts Chucking Justices
  10/22/07
A 747 won't smell if you take good care of it.
**************
  10/21/07
how is it that this thread hasn't gotten a slew of 180s? ...
theperfectwave
  10/21/07
123
Swattie
  10/21/07
180
dannieb
  10/21/07
If a bird flies into a 747, it usually dies
hizzle
  10/22/07
Its a less gruesome scene when a 747 goes down.
Lord Daftwager
  10/22/07
One is the biggest size they come in, whereas the 747 will s...
hizzle
  10/22/07
In a 747, oxygen masks are rarely needed but available. Neit...
I like the way ya Gwerk it
  10/22/07
Scientists know how to unfreeze a 747.
Farts Chucking Justices
  10/22/07
Nothing. Both are owned by bankrupt entities with no hope of...
I like the way ya Gwerk it
  10/22/07
a 747 takes only a couple of minutes to fully evacuate
,,,..,,.,....,,,...,....,,..,,,.........,,..,.,...
  10/22/07
178
hizzle
  11/14/07
You can upgrade a ride in a 747 to 1st class.
I like the way ya Gwerk it
  10/22/07
I hate you all.
Cruella De Vil
  10/22/07
Owners of 747s appreciate their riders.
Farts Chucking Justices
  10/22/07
A 747 usually isn't attached to a nutjob cat lady.
I like the way ya Gwerk it
  10/22/07
747s aren't full of furballs.
Farts Chucking Justices
  10/22/07
a 747 doesn't keep calling you after your ride is over.
there\'s a wocket in my pocket
  10/22/07
*high five*
Cruella De Vil
  10/22/07
*low five*
hizzle
  10/22/07
747s can be reconditioned.
Farts Chucking Justices
  10/22/07
You need to reserve a ride aboard a 747 in advance.
I like the way ya Gwerk it
  10/22/07
You can't just hop on a 747 without asking.
Farts Chucking Justices
  10/22/07
747s aren't lined with razor-sharp teeth.
Farts Chucking Justices
  10/22/07
ty. > 100 posts w/NO vagina dentata? wtf?
hizzle
  10/22/07
japanese businessmen are only willing to have their pictures...
Japanese BusinessDood
  10/22/07
You cannot easily flip over a 747 and enter its back end.
sarcasslick
  10/22/07
[Community accounts are for losers......]
Super Secret Community Account
  10/22/07
120
hizzle
  10/22/07
[Community accounts are for losers......]
Super Secret Community Account
  10/22/07
119
hizzle
  10/22/07
[Community accounts are for losers......]
Super Secret Community Account
  10/22/07
-180
hizzle
  10/22/07
If a 747 calls for help, people care.
sarcasslick
  10/22/07
Chuck Norris can eat a 747.
there\'s a wocket in my pocket
  10/22/07
[Community accounts are for losers......]
Super Secret Community Account
  10/22/07
747s can only fit 450-500 people at a time.
Brian Cullers
  10/22/07
No difference. You need a barf bag for either experience.
sarcasslick
  10/22/07
You can make a 747 engine scream, but it rarely bleeds at th...
sarcasslick
  10/22/07
I have never once exchanged $5 for the panties of a 747.
sarcasslick
  10/22/07
When a 747 gets into a tragic accident, people mourn.
:;;;;.............,.,.,.,..,,,,,,,,,,,..,.,.,.,.,.
  10/22/07
People will pay hundreds of dollars to ride a 747.
:;;;;.............,.,.,.,..,,,,,,,,,,,..,.,.,.,.,.
  10/22/07
Fat people are unwelcome on a 747
ICE
  10/22/07
A 747 isn't surrounded by wildly-overgrown graying hair
Genghis
  10/22/07
most disgusting post so far.
hizzle
  10/22/07
tyty
Genghis
  10/22/07
hizzla has never fisted a 747
Genghis
  10/22/07
I think I would have gone with "ass fisted."
Farts Chucking Justices
  10/22/07
too BIG for BIGBRAINTEASE
Numbers
  10/22/07
747s don't have crusty Vagisil all over them.
Farts Chucking Justices
  10/22/07
747s explode and rain bloody devestation over Scotland. Mad...
Tycho
  10/22/07
alfkdsjjjjjjjjjj
Fords, Hondas, Chevys, Beamers and minivans
  10/22/07
Azn guys are allowed inside 747s.
:;;;;.............,.,.,.,..,,,,,,,,,,,..,.,.,.,.,.
  10/22/07


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Date: October 6th, 2007 10:46 AM
Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it (lee corso eating cheese puffs)

guys have cum while inside a 747

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8733884)





Date: October 6th, 2007 10:50 AM
Author: The Future

The one time I threw up on an airplane I felt really bad about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8733890)





Date: October 6th, 2007 10:51 AM
Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it (lee corso eating cheese puffs)

you're a sick fuck. let's keep this PG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8733892)





Date: October 6th, 2007 10:51 AM
Author: The Future

I only need 2 or 3 drinks to convince myself to get on an airplane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8733891)





Date: October 6th, 2007 10:52 AM
Author: The Future

Last time I paid $200 to ride in an airplane, I didn't feel cheated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8733895)





Date: October 6th, 2007 10:53 AM
Author: The Future

The nuts in Mad Cats vagina aren't honey roasted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8733898)





Date: October 6th, 2007 10:54 AM
Author: The Future

Madcat's vagina has more legroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8733899)





Date: October 6th, 2007 10:54 AM
Author: The Future

They make planes bigger than a 747.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8733900)





Date: October 6th, 2007 10:55 AM
Author: The Future

John Madden has never been in a 747.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8733903)





Date: October 6th, 2007 10:55 AM
Author: dannieb

I've never taken a shit in a 747

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8733904)





Date: October 6th, 2007 10:56 AM
Author: dannieb

1/2 of the Bronx hasn't been in a 747

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8733906)





Date: October 6th, 2007 10:56 AM
Author: dannieb

a 747 never had an appointment at a STD clinic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8733908)





Date: October 6th, 2007 10:57 AM
Author: The Future

Most people in rural Tennessee have never seen a 747.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8733910)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 10:50 AM
Author: NYLS 2L

this was nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8799643)





Date: October 6th, 2007 10:58 AM
Author: dannieb

I don't get the urge to put on TWO condoms in a 747

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8733912)





Date: October 6th, 2007 10:58 AM
Author: The Future

Nothing.

Both are serviced daily by a crew of 4-6 men on hydraulic lifts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8733913)





Date: October 6th, 2007 10:58 AM
Author: dannieb

a 747 has an upright position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8733914)





Date: October 6th, 2007 10:59 AM
Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it (lee corso eating cheese puffs)

Most animals aren't allowed inside a 747.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8733916)





Date: October 6th, 2007 11:00 AM
Author: dannieb

a 747 won't let a 3 y.o. ride in it without a parent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8733917)





Date: October 6th, 2007 11:03 AM
Author: The Future

Nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8733923)





Date: October 6th, 2007 11:01 AM
Author: dannieb

some people are proud of having been in a 747

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8733919)





Date: October 6th, 2007 11:02 AM
Author: The Future

Nothing.

You get 72 virgins for blowing up either one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8733920)





Date: October 6th, 2007 11:02 AM
Author: dannieb

no one has ever put a bag on their head after being in a 747

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8733921)





Date: October 6th, 2007 11:03 AM
Author: dannieb

Nothing. Jews take pilgrimages in both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8733924)





Date: October 6th, 2007 11:03 AM
Author: The Future

You don't have to turn a knob to feel the cool breeze in mad cat's vagina.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8733925)





Date: October 6th, 2007 11:48 AM
Author: The Future

The movie Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Leslie Nielsen made with a 747 was a comedy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8734044)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 10:53 AM
Author: hizzle

highly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8799654)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 11:20 AM
Author: An Army of Liberal Lawyers

terribly, terribly underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8799709)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 11:21 AM
Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it

agree w/the others: this is the best response in the thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8799710)





Date: October 6th, 2007 11:53 AM
Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it (lee corso eating cheese puffs)

You wouldn't shove things into a 747's tailpipe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8734051)





Date: October 6th, 2007 11:54 AM
Author: Swattie

It is rude to fart inside a 747.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8734053)





Date: October 6th, 2007 11:54 AM
Author: ....... ....... ............ ..... ........ (ragnus is fat)

this is an amazing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8734054)





Date: October 6th, 2007 11:55 AM
Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it (lee corso eating cheese puffs)

tytytyty dannieb started this crap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8734058)





Date: October 6th, 2007 2:21 PM
Author: dannieb

one of my better posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8734509)





Date: October 6th, 2007 11:55 AM
Author: The Future

If theres an emergency and your able to land a 747, you're a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8734059)





Date: October 6th, 2007 11:56 AM
Author: Swattie

The 747 is cleaned regularly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8734061)





Date: October 6th, 2007 11:58 AM
Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it (lee corso eating cheese puffs)

just to get these all in one place:

not everyone has been inside a 747

only 500 people can fit inside a 747 at once

a 747 gets routine maintenance

you might eat something tasty while on a 747

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8734067)





Date: October 6th, 2007 11:58 AM
Author: The Future

If valen splooges in an 747, special education program enrollment is unaffected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8734070)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 12:17 PM
Author: Lord Daftwager

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8799834)





Date: October 6th, 2007 12:00 PM
Author: Swattie

It takes a dozen Arab terrorists to make blood appear inside a 747.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8734075)





Date: October 6th, 2007 12:02 PM
Author: Swattie

Cocks are the only thing that explodes inside MadCat's pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8734081)





Date: October 6th, 2007 12:02 PM
Author: Swattie

An elephant cannot fit inside a 747.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8734085)





Date: October 6th, 2007 12:05 PM
Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it (lee corso eating cheese puffs)

I've never fapped to pics of a 747.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8734092)





Date: October 6th, 2007 12:12 PM
Author: The Future

It would be wrong to use a 747 without the owners permission.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8734101)





Date: October 6th, 2007 12:14 PM
Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it (lee corso eating cheese puffs)

good work. i've been waiting for a good rape one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8734105)





Date: October 6th, 2007 12:17 PM
Author: Slavoj Zizek

You can get in a 747 without wearing FUBU and Lugz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8734112)





Date: October 6th, 2007 12:58 PM
Author: Al Davis\'s leaky brain

This on made me laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8734189)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 11:21 AM
Author: An Army of Liberal Lawyers

me too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8799711)





Date: October 6th, 2007 12:17 PM
Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it

Gulf clubs aren't allowed inside 747s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8734114)





Date: October 6th, 2007 12:18 PM
Author: The Future

The overhead compartment of a 747 is usually pretty full.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8734116)





Date: October 6th, 2007 12:22 PM
Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it

You don't always fall asleep while riding a 747.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8734127)





Date: October 6th, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it

A 747 can get you where you want to go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8734129)





Date: October 6th, 2007 12:25 PM
Author: The Future

The federal law against shooting down a 747 wasn't overturned by the Supreme Court.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8734132)





Date: October 6th, 2007 12:26 PM
Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it

Arabs can't always get on a 747.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8734134)





Date: October 6th, 2007 12:29 PM
Author: The Future

Aviatophobia is a recognized mental disorder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8734136)





Date: October 6th, 2007 12:34 PM
Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it

Most people don't need psychiatric help after being inside a 747.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8734143)





Date: October 6th, 2007 12:30 PM
Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it

Nothing. They both sometimes leak toxic fluids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8734137)





Date: October 6th, 2007 12:32 PM
Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it

Your dick won't fall off inside a 747.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8734140)





Date: October 6th, 2007 12:33 PM
Author: The Future

A sock dipped in ammonia is not a good substitute for a 747.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8734141)





Date: October 6th, 2007 12:38 PM
Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it

You can get thrown off a 747 for trying to bring a knife inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8734151)





Date: October 6th, 2007 12:44 PM
Author: The Future

There is no echo in a 747.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8734165)





Date: October 6th, 2007 12:51 PM
Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it

The crabs you get on a 747 are usually imitation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8734176)





Date: October 6th, 2007 12:56 PM
Author: The Future

I'd been trying to think of a crabs one for a while.

Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8734187)





Date: October 6th, 2007 2:19 PM
Author: The Future

The 747 has only taken one big bopper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8734503)





Date: October 6th, 2007 5:06 PM
Author: The Future

Bump for madcat...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8735124)





Date: October 6th, 2007 5:10 PM
Author: YouKnowMySteez

MadCat's pussy is connected to a sweet, beautiful soul that helps poors at BIGLEGALAID.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8735148)





Date: October 6th, 2007 5:11 PM
Author: Rearm Rick Monk

747 riders are screened before boarding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8735160)





Date: October 6th, 2007 5:14 PM
Author: rangerlaw

very few people ever ride a 747 for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8735177)





Date: October 6th, 2007 5:14 PM
Author: rangerlaw

your piss doesn't burn after riding a 747

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8735179)





Date: October 6th, 2007 5:17 PM
Author: Rearm Rick Monk

747s are worth hijacking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8735195)





Date: October 6th, 2007 5:18 PM
Author: Cruella De Vil (''Does that feel like apathy to you?'')

This thread is mean. :-(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8735205)





Date: October 6th, 2007 5:20 PM
Author: rangerlaw

are you saying that there is no difference between your stretched-out pussy and a 747 airplane?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8735216)





Date: October 6th, 2007 5:28 PM
Author: The Future

I don't know, it gave me a LULZ.

Also: Boeing doesn't regret the 747. TY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8735271)





Date: October 6th, 2007 5:26 PM
Author: Rearm Rick Monk

It's unusual when a 747 accidently releases a frozen block of human waste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8735261)





Date: October 6th, 2007 5:29 PM
Author: Rearm Rick Monk

A 747 can be moved with a powerful airport tractor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8735278)





Date: October 6th, 2007 5:30 PM
Author: Rearm Rick Monk

747s don't need to be hosed with Lysol after every use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8735282)





Date: October 6th, 2007 5:32 PM
Author: Rearm Rick Monk

Skilled professionals will try to keep a 747 alive if it's in trouble.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8735288)





Date: October 6th, 2007 5:33 PM
Author: Rearm Rick Monk

If you lose your carry-on in a 747, you'll eventually find it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8735291)





Date: October 6th, 2007 5:37 PM
Author: Rearm Rick Monk

A 55 gallon drum of kitty litter will sop up most 747 leaks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8735304)





Date: October 6th, 2007 5:41 PM
Author: Rearm Rick Monk

Nothing. Both are boarded by fat noisy black men clutching half-eaten Big Macs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8735322)





Date: October 6th, 2007 5:48 PM
Author: Mayor McCheese

wowz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8735357)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 12:46 PM
Author: Farts Chucking Justices

Seems right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8799922)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 1:24 PM
Author: Genghis

oh my god... i'm laid up with the stomach flu and i literally almost pooped in my pants laughing at this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8800087)





Date: October 6th, 2007 5:51 PM
Author: Julius Caesar\'s Mistress (the artist formerly known as jcm)

a 747 will fit on a football field.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8735373)





Date: October 7th, 2007 1:22 AM
Author: Rearm Rick Monk

Rise like Jesus from the dead!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8737442)





Date: October 21st, 2007 11:06 PM
Author: dannieb

this died way too quick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8798249)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 10:48 AM
Author: Farts Chucking Justices

Correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8799636)





Date: October 21st, 2007 11:11 PM
Author: ************** (this is one of them)

A 747 won't smell if you take good care of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8798269)





Date: October 21st, 2007 11:58 PM
Author: theperfectwave

how is it that this thread hasn't gotten a slew of 180s?

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8798469)





Date: October 21st, 2007 11:59 PM
Author: Swattie

123

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8798476)





Date: October 21st, 2007 11:59 PM
Author: dannieb

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8798479)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 10:57 AM
Author: hizzle

If a bird flies into a 747, it usually dies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8799662)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 12:22 PM
Author: Lord Daftwager

Its a less gruesome scene when a 747 goes down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8799839)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 12:27 PM
Author: hizzle

One is the biggest size they come in, whereas the 747 will soon be replaced by an 847.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8799857)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 12:28 PM
Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it

In a 747, oxygen masks are rarely needed but available. Neither is true of Madcat's pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8799863)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 12:31 PM
Author: Farts Chucking Justices

Scientists know how to unfreeze a 747.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8799874)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 12:34 PM
Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it

Nothing. Both are owned by bankrupt entities with no hope of salvaging them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8799882)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 12:34 PM
Author: ,,,..,,.,....,,,...,....,,..,,,.........,,..,.,...


a 747 takes only a couple of minutes to fully evacuate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8799883)





Date: November 14th, 2007 2:34 PM
Author: hizzle

178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8894310)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 12:37 PM
Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it

You can upgrade a ride in a 747 to 1st class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8799889)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 12:39 PM
Author: Cruella De Vil (''Stop, or I'll kick you in the testicles!'')

I hate you all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8799895)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 12:39 PM
Author: Farts Chucking Justices

Owners of 747s appreciate their riders.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8799899)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 12:39 PM
Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it

A 747 usually isn't attached to a nutjob cat lady.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8799900)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 12:40 PM
Author: Farts Chucking Justices

747s aren't full of furballs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8799903)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 12:41 PM
Author: there\'s a wocket in my pocket

a 747 doesn't keep calling you after your ride is over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8799908)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 12:43 PM
Author: Cruella De Vil (''Stop, or I'll kick you in the testicles!'')

*high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8799915)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 12:44 PM
Author: hizzle

*low five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8799917)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 12:47 PM
Author: Farts Chucking Justices

747s can be reconditioned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8799925)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 12:48 PM
Author: I like the way ya Gwerk it

You need to reserve a ride aboard a 747 in advance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8799930)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 12:49 PM
Author: Farts Chucking Justices

You can't just hop on a 747 without asking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8799933)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 12:49 PM
Author: Farts Chucking Justices

747s aren't lined with razor-sharp teeth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8799932)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 12:49 PM
Author: hizzle

ty. > 100 posts w/NO vagina dentata? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8799934)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 12:55 PM
Author: Japanese BusinessDood (.;.)

japanese businessmen are only willing to have their pictures taken inside one of those behemoths

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8799962)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 12:56 PM
Author: sarcasslick

You cannot easily flip over a 747 and enter its back end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8799968)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 12:57 PM
Author: Super Secret Community Account (...but he's most definitely a TTTSEF)

[Community accounts are for losers......]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8799971)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 12:58 PM
Author: hizzle

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8799977)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 12:58 PM
Author: Super Secret Community Account

[Community accounts are for losers......]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8799976)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 12:58 PM
Author: hizzle

119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8799979)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 12:59 PM
Author: Super Secret Community Account

[Community accounts are for losers......]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8799981)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 1:01 PM
Author: hizzle

-180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8799995)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 12:59 PM
Author: sarcasslick

If a 747 calls for help, people care.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8799982)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 1:00 PM
Author: there\'s a wocket in my pocket

Chuck Norris can eat a 747.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8799991)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 1:03 PM
Author: Super Secret Community Account

[Community accounts are for losers......]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8800002)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 1:08 PM
Author: Brian Cullers

747s can only fit 450-500 people at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8800021)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 1:10 PM
Author: sarcasslick

No difference. You need a barf bag for either experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8800030)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: sarcasslick

You can make a 747 engine scream, but it rarely bleeds at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8800041)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 1:15 PM
Author: sarcasslick

I have never once exchanged $5 for the panties of a 747.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8800050)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 1:35 PM
Author: :;;;;.............,.,.,.,..,,,,,,,,,,,..,.,.,.,.,.


When a 747 gets into a tragic accident, people mourn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8800125)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 1:35 PM
Author: :;;;;.............,.,.,.,..,,,,,,,,,,,..,.,.,.,.,.


People will pay hundreds of dollars to ride a 747.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8800127)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 1:37 PM
Author: ICE

Fat people are unwelcome on a 747

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8800134)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 1:45 PM
Author: Genghis

A 747 isn't surrounded by wildly-overgrown graying hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8800173)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 3:58 PM
Author: hizzle

most disgusting post so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8800672)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 6:03 PM
Author: Genghis

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8800960)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 2:56 PM
Author: Genghis

hizzla has never fisted a 747

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8800479)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 3:19 PM
Author: Farts Chucking Justices

I think I would have gone with "ass fisted."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8800550)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 3:20 PM
Author: Numbers
Subject: too BIG for BIGBRAINTEASE

Not even at McK do they expect you to be able to estimate how many ping-pong balls would fit inside a hizzla.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8800552)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 3:22 PM
Author: Farts Chucking Justices

747s don't have crusty Vagisil all over them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8800565)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 7:39 PM
Author: Tycho

747s explode and rain bloody devestation over Scotland.

Madcat's vaj explodes and rains bloody devestation over Scott brand paper towels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8801199)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 7:44 PM
Author: Fords, Hondas, Chevys, Beamers and minivans

alfkdsjjjjjjjjjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8801207)





Date: October 22nd, 2007 7:45 PM
Author: :;;;;.............,.,.,.,..,,,,,,,,,,,..,.,.,.,.,.


Azn guys are allowed inside 747s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2#8801211)