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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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milky contagious jap
  06/27/25
i support islam now
electric thirsty parlor
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Soggy tanning salon
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
hideous excitant brunch
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
milky contagious jap
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
hideous excitant brunch
  06/27/25
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Cerebral Property
  06/27/25
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House-broken hospital
  06/27/25
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geriatric mentally impaired electric furnace milk
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startling demanding temple azn
  06/27/25
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startling demanding temple azn
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
opaque very tactful plaza giraffe
  06/27/25
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green know-it-all fanboi
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
House-broken hospital
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
Bateful step-uncle's house
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
House-broken hospital
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
hideous excitant brunch
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
House-broken hospital
  06/27/25
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fragrant aquamarine athletic conference trump supporter
  06/27/25
It's both
infuriating coffee pot school
  06/27/25
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geriatric mentally impaired electric furnace milk
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
wonderful hominid base
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
deranged supple house
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
electric thirsty parlor
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
laughsome mahogany faggotry
  06/27/25
lmfao
Bateful step-uncle's house
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
White Field Weed Whacker
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
geriatric mentally impaired electric furnace milk
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
White Field Weed Whacker
  06/27/25
lmao
startling demanding temple azn
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
hideous excitant brunch
  06/27/25
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narrow-minded thriller trailer park people who are hurt
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
startling demanding temple azn
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
Azure Overrated Piazza
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
startling demanding temple azn
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
House-broken hospital
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
Azure Overrated Piazza
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
House-broken hospital
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
geriatric mentally impaired electric furnace milk
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
White Field Weed Whacker
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
startling demanding temple azn
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
geriatric mentally impaired electric furnace milk
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
Violent Shimmering Toaster
  06/27/25
TiTscR
Doobsian Sienna Market Fat Ankles
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
milky contagious jap
  06/27/25
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milky contagious jap
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
wonderful hominid base
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
rose histrionic quadroon dilemma
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
Floppy pervert stage
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
stubborn racy gaping wagecucks
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
Sooty Up-to-no-good Cuck Internal Respiration
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
rose histrionic quadroon dilemma
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
Internet-worthy Razzmatazz Range
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
deranged supple house
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
startling demanding temple azn
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
Sooty Up-to-no-good Cuck Internal Respiration
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
rose histrionic quadroon dilemma
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: milky contagious jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054167)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: electric thirsty parlor

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Soggy tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054401)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: hideous excitant brunch

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: milky contagious jap

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: hideous excitant brunch

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Cerebral Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054439)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: House-broken hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: geriatric mentally impaired electric furnace milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: startling demanding temple azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: startling demanding temple azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: opaque very tactful plaza giraffe

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: green know-it-all fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: House-broken hospital

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Bateful step-uncle's house

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: House-broken hospital

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: hideous excitant brunch

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: House-broken hospital

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: fragrant aquamarine athletic conference trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: infuriating coffee pot school

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: geriatric mentally impaired electric furnace milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: wonderful hominid base

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: deranged supple house

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: electric thirsty parlor

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: laughsome mahogany faggotry

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Bateful step-uncle's house

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: White Field Weed Whacker

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: geriatric mentally impaired electric furnace milk

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: White Field Weed Whacker

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: startling demanding temple azn

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: hideous excitant brunch

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: narrow-minded thriller trailer park people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: startling demanding temple azn

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Azure Overrated Piazza

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: startling demanding temple azn

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: House-broken hospital

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Azure Overrated Piazza

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: House-broken hospital

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: geriatric mentally impaired electric furnace milk

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: White Field Weed Whacker

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: startling demanding temple azn

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: geriatric mentally impaired electric furnace milk

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Violent Shimmering Toaster

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Doobsian Sienna Market Fat Ankles

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: milky contagious jap

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: milky contagious jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: wonderful hominid base

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: rose histrionic quadroon dilemma

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Floppy pervert stage

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: stubborn racy gaping wagecucks

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Sooty Up-to-no-good Cuck Internal Respiration

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: rose histrionic quadroon dilemma

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Razzmatazz Range

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: deranged supple house

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: startling demanding temple azn

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Sooty Up-to-no-good Cuck Internal Respiration

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: rose histrionic quadroon dilemma

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055482)