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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
vibrant pearly legend
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
mauve alcoholic degenerate
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Useless wonderful bawdyhouse
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Racy tanning salon pozpig
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Odious Field Nibblets
  08/30/25
...
Misunderstood hissy fit theater
  09/05/25
, he lisped
mischievous boyish knife
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Angry black public bath brethren
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
vibrant pearly legend
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Angry black public bath brethren
  08/31/25
...
Contagious azure stead background story
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Useless wonderful bawdyhouse
  08/31/25
delusional take
Contagious azure stead background story
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Useless wonderful bawdyhouse
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
bipolar domesticated fortuitous meteor hominid
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Useless wonderful bawdyhouse
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
overrated rose abode gaping
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Useless wonderful bawdyhouse
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
vibrant pearly legend
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Useless wonderful bawdyhouse
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
vibrant pearly legend
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
overrated rose abode gaping
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Useless wonderful bawdyhouse
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Useless wonderful bawdyhouse
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Useless wonderful bawdyhouse
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
overrated rose abode gaping
  09/05/25
...
Useless wonderful bawdyhouse
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Citrine cowardly fanboi
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
overrated rose abode gaping
  09/05/25
...
Useless wonderful bawdyhouse
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Useless wonderful bawdyhouse
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
overrated rose abode gaping
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
vibrant pearly legend
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Drab pervert
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Useless wonderful bawdyhouse
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Drab pervert
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Useless wonderful bawdyhouse
  09/05/25
Kenny
overrated rose abode gaping
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
vibrant pearly legend
  09/06/25
...
twinkling fighting windowlicker cruise ship
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Useless wonderful bawdyhouse
  09/06/25
...
twinkling fighting windowlicker cruise ship
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
vibrant pearly legend
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Useless wonderful bawdyhouse
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Navy forum
  09/07/25
Explain
vibrant pearly legend
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Adulterous frozen state
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
vibrant pearly legend
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Useless wonderful bawdyhouse
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
vibrant pearly legend
  09/07/25
...
bipolar domesticated fortuitous meteor hominid
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Useless wonderful bawdyhouse
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Useless wonderful bawdyhouse
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  11/13/25


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: vibrant pearly legend

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: mauve alcoholic degenerate

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Useless wonderful bawdyhouse

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Racy tanning salon pozpig

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Odious Field Nibblets

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Misunderstood hissy fit theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: mischievous boyish knife

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Angry black public bath brethren

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: vibrant pearly legend

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Angry black public bath brethren

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Contagious azure stead background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Useless wonderful bawdyhouse

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Contagious azure stead background story

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Useless wonderful bawdyhouse

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: bipolar domesticated fortuitous meteor hominid

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Useless wonderful bawdyhouse

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: overrated rose abode gaping

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Useless wonderful bawdyhouse

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: vibrant pearly legend

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Useless wonderful bawdyhouse

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: vibrant pearly legend

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: overrated rose abode gaping

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Useless wonderful bawdyhouse

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Useless wonderful bawdyhouse

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Useless wonderful bawdyhouse

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: overrated rose abode gaping

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Useless wonderful bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Citrine cowardly fanboi

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: overrated rose abode gaping

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Useless wonderful bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Useless wonderful bawdyhouse

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: overrated rose abode gaping

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: vibrant pearly legend

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Drab pervert

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Useless wonderful bawdyhouse

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Drab pervert

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Useless wonderful bawdyhouse

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: overrated rose abode gaping

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: vibrant pearly legend

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: twinkling fighting windowlicker cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Useless wonderful bawdyhouse

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: twinkling fighting windowlicker cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: vibrant pearly legend

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Useless wonderful bawdyhouse

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Navy forum

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: vibrant pearly legend

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Adulterous frozen state

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: vibrant pearly legend

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Useless wonderful bawdyhouse

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: vibrant pearly legend

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: bipolar domesticated fortuitous meteor hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Useless wonderful bawdyhouse

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Useless wonderful bawdyhouse

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49428010)