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Lilac Cerebral Codepig
  06/30/25
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overrated drab business firm potus
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How do I successfully recruit more me...
wonderful sound barrier
  06/30/25
A cult? Friend, you don't join. You just realize you...
Out-of-control gay wizard theater stage
  06/30/25
have you considered being Tall?
Lilac Cerebral Codepig
  06/30/25
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bossy athletic conference
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How old does my son need to be before...
wonderful sound barrier
  07/02/25
Dear Dad, He's old enough. Let 'er rip. Yours truly...
Supple hall jew
  07/02/25
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sapphire selfie public bath
  07/02/25
Dear LFED, Kids sure are different these days! In fact, b...
Lilac Cerebral Codepig
  07/02/25
Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl
histrionic irate theater
  07/02/25
tp.
bossy athletic conference
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Lilac Cerebral Codepig



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: overrated drab business firm potus



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: wonderful sound barrier

Dear Jurisprudence,

How do I successfully recruit more members for my cult dedicated to conquering the world without seeming like a completely deranged lunatic?

Signed,

Local Man Earnestly Concerned About The Fate Of The Human Species

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49060029)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Out-of-control gay wizard theater stage

A cult?

Friend, you don't join.

You just realize you were always a member.

Tabitha told me my Safeway Club Card number was a diagnostic key for The Great Becumming™.

She said my final performance review would be conducted by a man who only speaks in redactions.

She said the humming would get louder. She said the shelves are stalking me.

She said it is too late for me.

She said this is fine.

This is f-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49060095)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Lilac Cerebral Codepig

have you considered being Tall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49060100)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: bossy athletic conference



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: wonderful sound barrier

Dear Jurisprudence,

How old does my son need to be before I allow him to play with fireworks? I want to make sure he's safe, but I remember how much fun I had with fireworks when I was a kid, and I want him to be able to have as much fun as I did during his childhood years.

He's currently 5 years old. Half-Chinese, semi-non-verbal. Likes dinosaurs and orange chicken.

Signed,

Local Fireworks-Enjoying Dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49065736)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Supple hall jew

Dear Dad,

He's old enough. Let 'er rip.

Yours truly,

Jurisprudence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49065751)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: sapphire selfie public bath



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Lilac Cerebral Codepig

Dear LFED,

Kids sure are different these days! In fact, boys like your son commonly have difficulty in these kinds of situations. I suggest easing him into it by bringing him somewhere he can get used to loud noises - say a shooting range. Young hapa men seem to take to these like a peking duck to water!

sincerely,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49066627)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: histrionic irate theater

Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49065910)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: bossy athletic conference

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49066134)