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If YOU HAD TO CHOOSE would you be ASIAN or BINDOT?
| Beta ticket booth rigpig | 10/22/21 |
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Date: October 22nd, 2021 6:29 AM Author: Beta ticket booth rigpig Assume you would be growing up in a regular middle class Indian or Asian family.
Assume *not* the lightest color northern Indians who are basically Persian, but NOT some dark as night fisherman Tamil-mo neither
Assume growing up in some suburban shithole in New Jersey or metro Atlanta. Not in Texas or Florida America where you would be GAPED by CHADS and shunned by STACIS.
My choice would be..... INDIAN.
I know the drawbacks of my family pushing some Patel girl on me.
But I would workout like crazy, grow facial hair stubble, and do my best to tan while trying to bleach my skin to not look so poor.
I would do everything in my power to not have a FOB accent.
I would practice my British accent so I can fluently pass as some urbane gentlemen.
I would wear lifts, of course.
And I would dress in some Zenga suits with checkered shirts so I give off that Hollywood-Bollywood star.
If I do work in tech, I would be an "entrepreneur" and not some Google shut-in.
And no way in hell would I EVER be a doctor.
I think with all of the above I would be finally able to miscegenate with superior Staci genes.
I would be a mid-30s yuppie in Austin or LA trying to wife some quick witted, midwestern raised, 5'9 stunner who is in her mid-late 20s, and on the up and up in her hustle. |