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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
jet-lagged school
  11/29/25
Women are 180
Razzle bright church roommate
  11/29/25
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autistic fishy shrine
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Razzle bright church roommate
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Light vigorous hospital
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Razzle bright church roommate
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
copper heaven
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
jet-lagged school
  11/29/25
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autistic fishy shrine
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
Mint rigpig quadroon
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
jet-lagged school
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
Mint rigpig quadroon
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
Bisexual genital piercing chapel
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
titillating glassy boiling water twinkling uncleanness
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
excitant french chef garrison
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
jet-lagged school
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
Idiotic Salmon Ticket Booth
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
Red Goal In Life
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
Idiotic Salmon Ticket Booth
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Mint rigpig quadroon
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
saffron philosopher-king hissy fit
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
copper heaven
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
godawful narrow-minded pisswyrm corner
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
copper heaven
  11/29/25
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jewish darkness
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
Impressive Internal Respiration
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
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  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
Smug Coca-cola Johnny Cash LSU Fan
  12/04/25
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GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN
  12/04/25
Approved
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  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  12/06/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: jet-lagged school

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: Razzle bright church roommate

Women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49469497)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: autistic fishy shrine



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Razzle bright church roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49469529)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Light vigorous hospital



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Razzle bright church roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49471195)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: copper heaven

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: jet-lagged school

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: autistic fishy shrine



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Mint rigpig quadroon

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: jet-lagged school

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Mint rigpig quadroon

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Bisexual genital piercing chapel

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49469582)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: titillating glassy boiling water twinkling uncleanness

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: excitant french chef garrison

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: jet-lagged school

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Idiotic Salmon Ticket Booth

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Red Goal In Life

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Idiotic Salmon Ticket Booth

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Mint rigpig quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: saffron philosopher-king hissy fit

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: copper heaven

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: godawful narrow-minded pisswyrm corner

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: copper heaven

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: jewish darkness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49490241)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Impressive Internal Respiration

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;


Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Smug Coca-cola Johnny Cash LSU Fan

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49482632)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,


Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49490030)