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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Than...
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These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!
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Dude she worked hard on it be nice
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under appreciated thread
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she was a bowl of yams
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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: mustard vivacious elastic band people who are hurt

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#45533980)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: mustard vivacious elastic band people who are hurt



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: carnelian famous landscape painting



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: dun sound barrier



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: carnelian famous landscape painting



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: Topaz shivering bawdyhouse

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#47092709)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: motley confused school cafeteria

cr

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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: dun sound barrier



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Hyperactive ungodly stag film



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: azure parlour pervert

<3 u guys so much

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: Diverse Abnormal Sanctuary

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#47092714)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: mustard vivacious elastic band people who are hurt

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#47094823)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: motley confused school cafeteria

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#47092721)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: Elite Azn Karate

Love is Love

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: Federal buff abode



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: unholy provocative coffee pot multi-billionaire



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: dun sound barrier



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: mischievous resort



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: dun sound barrier



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: motley confused school cafeteria

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#47098853)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: multi-colored know-it-all halford



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: dun sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#47098866)



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: mustard vivacious elastic band people who are hurt



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: Federal buff abode



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Greedy Snowy Knife

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#47144858)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: motley confused school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#48816934)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: Clear irradiated headpube mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#48816958)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: Clear irradiated headpube mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#47133294)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Federal buff abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#47133299)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: Buck-toothed persian immigrant

under appreciated thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#47133305)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: mustard vivacious elastic band people who are hurt

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#47143110)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: Federal buff abode

she was a bowl of yams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#47144848)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: Clear irradiated headpube mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#47142866)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: mustard vivacious elastic band people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#48309451)



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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: Purple Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#48390994)



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: appetizing alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#48796380)



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: mustard vivacious elastic band people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#48796391)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Trip chest-beating faggotry

they might not be sure themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#48899759)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: dr. heiter

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#49467430)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Hyperactive ungodly stag film

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#48899766)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: ultramarine goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#48945298)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: dr. heiter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#49467427)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#49467431)