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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: Bateful selfie site

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#45533980)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: Bateful selfie site



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: Bipolar Yellow Marketing Idea Sex Offender



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: bright cowardly patrolman ceo



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: Bipolar Yellow Marketing Idea Sex Offender



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: Light Electric Goal In Life Dragon

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#47092709)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Nibblets

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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: bright cowardly patrolman ceo



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Drunken Topaz Theater Stage



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: Bronze Piazza

<3 u guys so much

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: costumed violet stage

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: Bateful selfie site

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#47094823)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Nibblets

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#47092721)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: Deep navy locale

Love is Love

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Citrine Range Scourge Upon The Earth



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: mahogany chapel



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: bright cowardly patrolman ceo



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: vermilion principal's office preventive strike



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: bright cowardly patrolman ceo



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Nibblets

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#47098853)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: odious ticket booth tank



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: bright cowardly patrolman ceo



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Bateful selfie site



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Citrine Range Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#47143080)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: shimmering school cafeteria becky

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#47144858)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Nibblets



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: fuchsia multi-billionaire



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: fuchsia multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#47133294)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Citrine Range Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#47133299)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: aphrodisiac ape

under appreciated thread

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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: Bateful selfie site

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#47143110)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Citrine Range Scourge Upon The Earth

she was a bowl of yams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#47144848)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: fuchsia multi-billionaire



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Bateful selfie site



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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: Unhinged Narrow-minded Box Office Reading Party



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Chest-beating disrespectful school half-breed



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Bateful selfie site



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Trip Den

they might not be sure themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#48899759)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: dr. heiter

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#49467430)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Drunken Topaz Theater Stage

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#48899766)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Hot Opaque Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#48945298)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: dr. heiter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2.#49467427)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))



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