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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Autistic marvelous liquid oxygen
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
duck-like nowag
  08/28/25
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Autistic marvelous liquid oxygen
  08/28/25
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razzle-dazzle chestnut windowlicker
  08/28/25
that's it?
Rebellious dashing chapel
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Autistic marvelous liquid oxygen
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Narrow-minded School Partner
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Rebellious dashing chapel
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Harsh Senate Ladyboy
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Mewling Passionate Masturbator Dilemma
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Harsh Senate Ladyboy
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Mewling Passionate Masturbator Dilemma
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Harsh Senate Ladyboy
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Mewling Passionate Masturbator Dilemma
  09/12/25
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Mewling Passionate Masturbator Dilemma
  10/28/25
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lfo
  11/27/25
Haha wow
self-absorbed useless brakes hospital
  08/28/25
Happy?
stirring scourge upon the earth
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
self-absorbed useless brakes hospital
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Harsh Senate Ladyboy
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
razzle-dazzle chestnut windowlicker
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Harsh Senate Ladyboy
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
razzle-dazzle chestnut windowlicker
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
racy preventive strike
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
avocado church sex offender
  08/28/25
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Judgmental jade deer antler idiot
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
nudist institution
  08/29/25
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razzmatazz business firm gay wizard
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Dark excitant stead
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Olive maniacal hominid
  08/29/25
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Judgmental jade deer antler idiot
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
translucent jap
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Olive maniacal hominid
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Mewling Passionate Masturbator Dilemma
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Carnelian supple kitchen
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Harsh Senate Ladyboy
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
self-absorbed useless brakes hospital
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Dark excitant stead
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Harsh Senate Ladyboy
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
misunderstood double fault psychic
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
maize vigorous foreskin
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
self-absorbed useless brakes hospital
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
razzle-dazzle chestnut windowlicker
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Harsh Senate Ladyboy
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Olive maniacal hominid
  09/01/25
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Harsh Senate Ladyboy
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Olive maniacal hominid
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Harsh Senate Ladyboy
  09/01/25
Lolololol
stirring scourge upon the earth
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
self-absorbed useless brakes hospital
  09/01/25
?
Mewling Passionate Masturbator Dilemma
  09/12/25
?
lfo
  11/27/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
big sable address mad cow disease
  09/01/25
Fuck you
self-absorbed useless brakes hospital
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Harsh Senate Ladyboy
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Mewling Passionate Masturbator Dilemma
  09/12/25
Yes
Harsh Senate Ladyboy
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Mewling Passionate Masturbator Dilemma
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Mewling Passionate Masturbator Dilemma
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Autistic marvelous liquid oxygen
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Autistic marvelous liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: duck-like nowag

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Autistic marvelous liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle chestnut windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Rebellious dashing chapel

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Autistic marvelous liquid oxygen

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Narrow-minded School Partner

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Rebellious dashing chapel

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Harsh Senate Ladyboy

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Mewling Passionate Masturbator Dilemma

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Harsh Senate Ladyboy

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Mewling Passionate Masturbator Dilemma

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Harsh Senate Ladyboy

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Mewling Passionate Masturbator Dilemma

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: Mewling Passionate Masturbator Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49466781)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: self-absorbed useless brakes hospital

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: stirring scourge upon the earth

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: self-absorbed useless brakes hospital

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Harsh Senate Ladyboy

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle chestnut windowlicker

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Harsh Senate Ladyboy

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle chestnut windowlicker

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: racy preventive strike

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: avocado church sex offender

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Judgmental jade deer antler idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: nudist institution

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: razzmatazz business firm gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Dark excitant stead

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Olive maniacal hominid

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Judgmental jade deer antler idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: translucent jap

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Olive maniacal hominid

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Mewling Passionate Masturbator Dilemma

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Carnelian supple kitchen

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Harsh Senate Ladyboy

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: self-absorbed useless brakes hospital

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Dark excitant stead

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Harsh Senate Ladyboy

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: misunderstood double fault psychic

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: maize vigorous foreskin

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: self-absorbed useless brakes hospital

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle chestnut windowlicker

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Harsh Senate Ladyboy

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Olive maniacal hominid

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Harsh Senate Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Olive maniacal hominid

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Harsh Senate Ladyboy

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: stirring scourge upon the earth

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: self-absorbed useless brakes hospital

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Mewling Passionate Masturbator Dilemma

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49466782)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: big sable address mad cow disease

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: self-absorbed useless brakes hospital

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Harsh Senate Ladyboy

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Mewling Passionate Masturbator Dilemma

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Harsh Senate Ladyboy

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Mewling Passionate Masturbator Dilemma

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Mewling Passionate Masturbator Dilemma

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Autistic marvelous liquid oxygen

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49259839)