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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Ungodly sound barrier center
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Passionate Cowardly Whorehouse Psychic
  08/28/25
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Ungodly sound barrier center
  08/28/25
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Fluffy federal plaza legend
  08/28/25
that's it?
apoplectic mad cow disease abode
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Ungodly sound barrier center
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Vivacious mischievous stead sandwich
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
apoplectic mad cow disease abode
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Bearded ocher crotch spot
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Outnumbered multi-colored public bath
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Bearded ocher crotch spot
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Outnumbered multi-colored public bath
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Bearded ocher crotch spot
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Outnumbered multi-colored public bath
  09/12/25
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Outnumbered multi-colored public bath
  10/28/25
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lfo
  11/27/25
Haha wow
nubile depressive place of business
  08/28/25
Happy?
rusted national security agency institution
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
nubile depressive place of business
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Bearded ocher crotch spot
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Fluffy federal plaza legend
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Bearded ocher crotch spot
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Fluffy federal plaza legend
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Pea-brained cyan menage boltzmann
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Ultramarine wild shitlib macaca
  08/28/25
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crystalline dead indian lodge sex offender
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
honey-headed wrinkle
  08/29/25
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chestnut insecure native cuckoldry
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Deep contagious stage
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
olive balding temple
  08/29/25
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crystalline dead indian lodge sex offender
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Laughsome slimy hell old irish cottage
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
olive balding temple
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Outnumbered multi-colored public bath
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Hairraiser principal's office party of the first part
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Bearded ocher crotch spot
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
nubile depressive place of business
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Deep contagious stage
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Bearded ocher crotch spot
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
curious mental disorder
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Awkward kink-friendly faggotry
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
nubile depressive place of business
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Fluffy federal plaza legend
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Bearded ocher crotch spot
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
olive balding temple
  09/01/25
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Bearded ocher crotch spot
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
olive balding temple
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Bearded ocher crotch spot
  09/01/25
Lolololol
rusted national security agency institution
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
nubile depressive place of business
  09/01/25
?
Outnumbered multi-colored public bath
  09/12/25
?
lfo
  11/27/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
silver range fortuitous meteor
  09/01/25
Fuck you
nubile depressive place of business
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Bearded ocher crotch spot
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Outnumbered multi-colored public bath
  09/12/25
Yes
Bearded ocher crotch spot
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Outnumbered multi-colored public bath
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Outnumbered multi-colored public bath
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Ungodly sound barrier center
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Ungodly sound barrier center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Passionate Cowardly Whorehouse Psychic

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Ungodly sound barrier center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Fluffy federal plaza legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: apoplectic mad cow disease abode

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Ungodly sound barrier center

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Vivacious mischievous stead sandwich

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: apoplectic mad cow disease abode

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Bearded ocher crotch spot

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Outnumbered multi-colored public bath

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Bearded ocher crotch spot

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Outnumbered multi-colored public bath

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Bearded ocher crotch spot

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Outnumbered multi-colored public bath

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: Outnumbered multi-colored public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49466781)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: nubile depressive place of business

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: rusted national security agency institution

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: nubile depressive place of business

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Bearded ocher crotch spot

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Fluffy federal plaza legend

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Bearded ocher crotch spot

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Fluffy federal plaza legend

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Pea-brained cyan menage boltzmann

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Ultramarine wild shitlib macaca

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: crystalline dead indian lodge sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: honey-headed wrinkle

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: chestnut insecure native cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Deep contagious stage

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: olive balding temple

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: crystalline dead indian lodge sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Laughsome slimy hell old irish cottage

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: olive balding temple

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Outnumbered multi-colored public bath

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Hairraiser principal's office party of the first part

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Bearded ocher crotch spot

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: nubile depressive place of business

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Deep contagious stage

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Bearded ocher crotch spot

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: curious mental disorder

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Awkward kink-friendly faggotry

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: nubile depressive place of business

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Fluffy federal plaza legend

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Bearded ocher crotch spot

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: olive balding temple

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Bearded ocher crotch spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: olive balding temple

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Bearded ocher crotch spot

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: rusted national security agency institution

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: nubile depressive place of business

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Outnumbered multi-colored public bath

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49466782)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: silver range fortuitous meteor

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: nubile depressive place of business

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Bearded ocher crotch spot

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Outnumbered multi-colored public bath

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Bearded ocher crotch spot

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Outnumbered multi-colored public bath

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Outnumbered multi-colored public bath

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Ungodly sound barrier center

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2.#49259839)