Just a few tips to keep this a fun and professional event:

1. Pants are NOT OPTIONAL. I realize there was some confusion on this point last year, but rest assured everyone should be wearing them.

2. Pets are permitted, but please use your good judgement. Hedgehogs roaming freely among off-leash puppydoods just make it stressful for everyone.

3. There will be open mic again this year. It was a tough decision to bring it back after last year's bloodacre debacle, but I think we can make it work this time if we limit acts to 15 minutes.

4. I'm not going to say Solzy brought down the mood with his artistic rendition of baby calf slaughtered at midnight, and I'm not going to say Solzy didn't bring down the mood with his artistic rendition of baby calf slaughtered at midnight. What I am going to say is, if anyone notices any sort of livestock entering the building please alert me at your earliest convenience but also before midnight.

5. The tip jar is for the waiters. It's not for the one post you made in 2011 that was funny only because it was posted in 2011 and not 2009. Again, Bloodacre.

I look forward to seeing you all again!

xoxohth,

SGEACB

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