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Better highrise balcony or 1st floor porch??

If option a is standard ocean front with a 200ft balcony and...
grizzly rough-skinned idiot
  06/13/21
Balcony. first floor apartments are 120 imo And you fuck ...
Rambunctious temple people who are hurt
  06/13/21
easily balcony. its much quieter and not everyone can see ev...
mildly autistic sanctuary alpha
  06/13/21
Cant post the building because of stalking. But 1st floor is...
grizzly rough-skinned idiot
  06/13/21
when youre on the porch everyone at the pool will be able to...
mildly autistic sanctuary alpha
  06/13/21
The pool is on the other side of the building deck. They'd h...
grizzly rough-skinned idiot
  06/13/21
1st floor porch by a factor of 50. Go walk through the U...
glassy vivacious party of the first part bawdyhouse
  06/13/21
But when most people think about luxury condos in miami ocea...
grizzly rough-skinned idiot
  06/13/21
And the balconies sit empty there too?
glassy vivacious party of the first part bawdyhouse
  06/13/21
I don't know. A lot of people that buy there are stupid Lati...
grizzly rough-skinned idiot
  06/14/21
Nigger.
Vigorous property roommate
  06/13/21
Fuck this. I just asked to make an appointment for the one w...
grizzly rough-skinned idiot
  06/15/21
I feel like u already knew what u wanted before making the t...
Rambunctious temple people who are hurt
  06/15/21
No, I only know now that the apt is no longer available. And...
grizzly rough-skinned idiot
  06/15/21
bro there is a yuge difference between a balcony on the UES ...
Rambunctious temple people who are hurt
  06/15/21
No way anybody would say anything if I had a punching bag on...
grizzly rough-skinned idiot
  06/15/21
Also the other building I'm looking at is considered newer a...
grizzly rough-skinned idiot
  06/15/21


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Date: June 13th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: grizzly rough-skinned idiot

If option a is standard ocean front with a 200ft balcony and the other one is 1st floor(same floor as the pool and just walk down the stairs to get to the beach) and a 500ft porch where I could put up my boxing bag. And could probably have whores over without having to pass through the lobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4856309&forum_id=2#42621892)



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Date: June 13th, 2021 5:02 PM
Author: Rambunctious temple people who are hurt

Balcony. first floor apartments are 120 imo

And you fuck Russian girls who probably like to smoke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4856309&forum_id=2#42621925)



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Date: June 13th, 2021 5:11 PM
Author: mildly autistic sanctuary alpha

easily balcony. its much quieter and not everyone can see every thing you do like they would be able to on the first floor.

post the building to help us better advise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4856309&forum_id=2#42621945)



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Date: June 13th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: grizzly rough-skinned idiot

Cant post the building because of stalking. But 1st floor is actually 4th, that's the level of the pool. And seems like the porch separates u from the rest of the level but still can pass through your gate directly from the beach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4856309&forum_id=2#42622046)



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Date: June 13th, 2021 5:46 PM
Author: mildly autistic sanctuary alpha

when youre on the porch everyone at the pool will be able to see you. on the 20th floor you can sit on your deck naked and watch the sunset/sunrise and no one will bother you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4856309&forum_id=2#42622066)



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Date: June 13th, 2021 8:35 PM
Author: grizzly rough-skinned idiot

The pool is on the other side of the building deck. They'd have to walk over to my side and look over the bushes. And if you're sitting naked on your balcony neighbors from the floor to the side and above can see you. More importantly, even on a large 200ft balcony u dont have room to put up a real banana punching bag or to set up a table for more than 2 people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4856309&forum_id=2#42622692)



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Date: June 13th, 2021 8:42 PM
Author: glassy vivacious party of the first part bawdyhouse

1st floor porch by a factor of 50.

Go walk through the UWS and UES and look at the high rise balconies. If youre lucky you might see 1 person using it for every 200 balconies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4856309&forum_id=2#42622713)



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Date: June 13th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: grizzly rough-skinned idiot

But when most people think about luxury condos in miami oceanfront they laugh at 1st floor porch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4856309&forum_id=2#42622782)



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Date: June 13th, 2021 9:13 PM
Author: glassy vivacious party of the first part bawdyhouse

And the balconies sit empty there too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4856309&forum_id=2#42622861)



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Date: June 14th, 2021 12:10 AM
Author: grizzly rough-skinned idiot

I don't know. A lot of people that buy there are stupid Latinos doing money laundering and don't even live there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4856309&forum_id=2#42623620)



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Date: June 13th, 2021 8:58 PM
Author: Vigorous property roommate

Nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4856309&forum_id=2#42622791)



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Date: June 15th, 2021 12:54 AM
Author: grizzly rough-skinned idiot

Fuck this. I just asked to make an appointment for the one with the porch and it is under contract. It was cheaper than those condos above it with their puny balconies. Of course dumbases buy balconies. And I lost out on a great deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4856309&forum_id=2#42629332)



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Date: June 15th, 2021 12:59 AM
Author: Rambunctious temple people who are hurt

I feel like u already knew what u wanted before making the thread

Ground floor apt is prole btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4856309&forum_id=2#42629348)



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Date: June 15th, 2021 2:01 AM
Author: grizzly rough-skinned idiot

No, I only know now that the apt is no longer available. And that someone above said that balconies aren't used by anyone. That apt was on the 4th floor, it was ground only relative to the pool deck and could go directly down the outdoor stairs to the beach. But nobody else could get into their apt directly through the beach, they go through the lobby. I could definitely set up a punching bag or a rowing machine on that patio. Cant do that on a 200ft balcony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4856309&forum_id=2#42629480)



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Date: June 15th, 2021 2:09 AM
Author: Rambunctious temple people who are hurt

bro there is a yuge difference between a balcony on the UES on 69th and lex and an oceanfront balcony on the 24th floor of a Miami condo. Of course UES/UWS'ers don't use their balconies. Residents work 8am-8pm, their "view" is loud homeless junkies, and they will get ripped to shreds by their condo board for doing anything out there

I think this will work out well for you tho. There's a decent chance you can't have a punching bag in either apartment and being next to the beach means other ppl will be making noose and tracking sand.

Balcony is the cr. You can fuck bitches and rip cigs w the window open and a nice ocean breeze

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4856309&forum_id=2#42629492)



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Date: June 15th, 2021 2:45 AM
Author: grizzly rough-skinned idiot

No way anybody would say anything if I had a punching bag on that patio. Without that I have to travel all the way to south beach to use a punching bag:( That apt was on the other side of the pool so someone would have to really go out of their way to make it near that patio.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4856309&forum_id=2#42629572)



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Date: June 15th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: grizzly rough-skinned idiot

Also the other building I'm looking at is considered newer and more upscale (2003 vs 1990), fewer apts per floor, but it is not located directly across intracoastal. So cannot use a kayak. In the older building 2-3 miles on a kayak and I'm on a secluded island in biscayne bay. Also get the entire skyline at night. And don't have to pay for that. Wouldnt even need to buy a boat slip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4856309&forum_id=2#42629485)