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strategy i talked about in that other thread had a 1 hour return of >100% (benzo

https://imgur.com/a/1teYeK0 http://www.autoadmit.com/thre...
coral crackhouse
  12/07/22
not as good as this strategy: https://i.imgur.com/2IEV2yB.mp...
hyperventilating glittery love of her life
  12/07/22
my imminent fuck you money makes it hard for me to care abou...
coral crackhouse
  12/07/22
aren't you on track to get like 160k? is that fuck you money...
indecent depressive
  12/07/22
no just the returns generated from it
coral crackhouse
  12/07/22
i make that much in one month. how long has benzo spent chas...
Domesticated School Electric Furnace
  12/07/22
half a decade or more
Curious set striped hyena
  12/07/22
he's been talking about but not actually trading for 15 year...
Cordovan Arousing Base
  12/07/22
Dude all he has to do is generate these returns for a couple...
Self-centered gaped immigrant
  12/07/22
lol
Cordovan Arousing Base
  12/07/22
Date: December 7th, 2022 12:20 PM Author: queensbridge benz...
dark abusive mexican
  12/07/22
Benzo, where are we on this? Did that imminent fuck you mon...
dark abusive mexican
  12/07/23
lmao @ u actually calendaring this and coming back a year la...
galvanic poppy pervert blood rage
  12/07/23
lmao
Free-loading crusty house dysfunction
  12/07/22
lol close to 1.5k view
Brilliant Location
  12/08/22
"In the end, benzo became more famous than all his peer...
Bipolar Theater Stage
  12/08/22
You're welcome. I've got some other clips, too.
Ruddy idiotic yarmulke puppy
  12/08/22
4,178 now
Ruddy idiotic yarmulke puppy
  12/12/23
(guy who couldn't come up with $200 in a month) nobody gi...
Bat shit crazy blue hairy legs voyeur
  12/07/22
TWIST: there's no one around him
Curious set striped hyena
  12/07/22
at this point i think you must just be trolling. how can you...
indecent depressive
  12/07/22
govt decided to settle about 6 weeks before the trial that w...
coral crackhouse
  12/07/22
benzo you are a human being and i love you. for christ's sak...
indecent depressive
  12/07/22
...
Cordovan Arousing Base
  12/07/22
He is not going to listen to anyone because he is high on me...
Curious set striped hyena
  12/07/22
he'll just post a thread about tsinahs student debt
Cordovan Arousing Base
  12/07/22
"yeah, i might have lost all my money trading options. ...
indecent depressive
  12/07/22
jesus christ you fucking faggot. what more does this woman-b...
misanthropic stag film
  12/07/22
seek christ and love all your fellow men
indecent depressive
  12/07/22
stop posting
misanthropic stag film
  12/07/22
...
Domesticated School Electric Furnace
  12/07/22
great advice pumo but i really like it here
indecent depressive
  12/07/22
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hyperventilating glittery love of her life
  12/07/22
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Free-loading crusty house dysfunction
  12/07/22
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Bat shit crazy blue hairy legs voyeur
  12/07/22
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deep feces orchestra pit
  12/07/22
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primrose aphrodisiac native tattoo
  12/07/22
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Histrionic locus
  12/07/22
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nofapping menage goal in life
  12/07/22
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navy trailer park sound barrier
  12/07/22
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Magical brindle fortuitous meteor cruise ship
  12/08/22
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Avocado jet-lagged legal warrant box office
  12/08/22
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crystalline motley bawdyhouse
  12/07/22
...
Cordovan Arousing Base
  12/07/22
I think at this point even Jesus would make an exception
dark abusive mexican
  12/07/22
you just hate him because he refuses to be beaten down no ma...
Cordovan Arousing Base
  12/07/22
i laughed, wrongly
adulterous school cafeteria corn cake
  12/07/22
...
Submissive boistinker
  12/07/22
Please, for the love of God, put the money into a house or s...
Self-centered gaped immigrant
  12/07/22
He doesn’t have $100
Curious set striped hyena
  12/07/22
one trillion percent plus return each market day (with a 30-...
Seedy pontificating dilemma azn
  12/07/22
if interest rates on high yield savings are like 5% benzo sh...
Low-t son of senegal indian lodge
  12/07/22
benzo pls do this with at least some of your money
Low-t son of senegal indian lodge
  12/07/22
give 75% of your funds to cslg/chandler to put in a trust fo...
indecent depressive
  12/07/22
Not worth the effort to create a trust for like 60k lol
Curious set striped hyena
  12/07/22
it is when the alternative is benzo squandering it on meth a...
indecent depressive
  12/07/22
Do not blow any settlement money you get on some stupid trad...
Violet multi-colored business firm internal respiration
  12/07/22
benzo would rather spend his money on meth than do this
Free-loading crusty house dysfunction
  12/07/22
there should be a law that when paupers/retards get some win...
indecent depressive
  12/07/22
Too much potential for trustee abuse. If paupers/retards ar...
dark abusive mexican
  12/07/22
but they have (((fiduciary duties)))!
indecent depressive
  12/07/22
over/under on how long it takes this to devolve into a slow ...
Slate sanctuary prole
  12/07/22
day 1 benzo gets his check day 1-60 megapoasting and gloa...
indecent depressive
  12/07/22
grim
Cordovan Arousing Base
  12/07/22
jfc
Slate sanctuary prole
  12/07/22
the best part of this thread is rsf trying to come off as so...
coral crackhouse
  12/07/22
I'd argue that "Dunning Kruger" is a pretty accura...
fragrant snowy plaza trump supporter
  12/07/22
i don't doubt that rocket scientists working for institution...
coral crackhouse
  12/07/22
i really hope this is a meme and you're not this stupid. ...
indecent depressive
  12/07/22
You know anything about him? Not only is he this stupid, he&...
Curious set striped hyena
  12/07/22
i have some hope he's just trolling. this bort has plenty of...
indecent depressive
  12/07/22
It’s not. As someone pointed out in his court appearan...
Curious set striped hyena
  12/07/22
you're probably right. jfc. this'll make great content at le...
indecent depressive
  12/07/22
It would, but it’s more likely he never gets a settlem...
Curious set striped hyena
  12/07/22
whoa hold your horses guy! you're insane if you think you ca...
coral crackhouse
  12/07/22
answer my question: will you commit to setting a hard cap of...
indecent depressive
  12/07/22
a stop loss near each respective strategies largest drawdown...
coral crackhouse
  12/07/22
How much paint have you drunk to think this is responsive to...
Bipolar Theater Stage
  12/07/22
so when i implied i'm willing to risk 30% you didn't see tha...
coral crackhouse
  12/07/22
That's not "how much of your settlement" that's &q...
Bipolar Theater Stage
  12/07/22
30% of my settlement without using a stop would be 30%, and ...
coral crackhouse
  12/07/22
so you're saying that if your stop losses trigger you will a...
indecent depressive
  12/07/22
for the 0dte spx thing the most your account could be down i...
coral crackhouse
  12/07/22
"the goal is to get a lot of output for not much input&...
indecent depressive
  12/07/22
this post is a comprehensive account of people that live in ...
Bipolar Theater Stage
  12/07/22
faking pain and suffering damages to increase a settlement t...
indecent depressive
  12/07/22
i don't think my nice middle class upbringing prepared me fo...
Slate sanctuary prole
  12/07/22
benzo stops will stop you out of eventually successful trade...
electric orchid shrine haunted graveyard
  12/07/22
you gotta know where to set them i guess. most the 2nd trad...
coral crackhouse
  12/07/22
I agree but you're just transforming the same impossible pro...
electric orchid shrine haunted graveyard
  12/07/22
or i could just google it or see what it does over the next ...
coral crackhouse
  12/07/22
i'll just stop out of the bad trades if you can find all ...
electric orchid shrine haunted graveyard
  12/08/22
In a year he'll have over three hundred quattuordecillion at...
Self-centered gaped immigrant
  12/07/22
Elon Musk is a pauper!
Curious set striped hyena
  12/07/22
More like global GDP for the next 2 billion years, but yeah
Self-centered gaped immigrant
  12/07/22
no, he's already thought of this. http://www.xoxohth.com...
indecent depressive
  12/07/22
...
Ruddy idiotic yarmulke puppy
  12/08/22
God damn you are too dumb to poast here.
Contagious Yapping Wrinkle International Law Enforcement Agency
  12/07/22
180 Congrats
Pea-brained black parlour
  12/07/22
Benzo, how much will you have after 6 months (that's 126 tra...
Self-centered gaped immigrant
  12/07/22
even assuming he does start off well, how many days is it go...
Slate sanctuary prole
  12/07/22
I just want to see if he understands the math here, because ...
Self-centered gaped immigrant
  12/07/22
That's not even $10 billion. How poor are you that $10 bill...
aquamarine address
  12/07/22
Poor enough, brother.
Self-centered gaped immigrant
  12/07/22
that's pretty much what always happens with this shit. i...
indecent depressive
  12/07/22
you think that "rare events happen" is some sort o...
coral crackhouse
  12/07/22
"The steamroller doesn't exist if I close my eyes when ...
Bipolar Theater Stage
  12/07/22
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&mc=89&am...
indecent depressive
  12/07/22
people get arrogant and greedy when they're in a dopamine-fu...
Slate sanctuary prole
  12/07/22
if i know anything about benzo it's that he's a paragon of t...
indecent depressive
  12/07/22
...
Cordovan Arousing Base
  12/07/22
...
Slate sanctuary prole
  12/07/22
...
Ruddy idiotic yarmulke puppy
  12/08/22
there won't even be enough volume for me to place a bet that...
coral crackhouse
  12/07/22
this can't be real. this has to be flame. benzo betting 1...
indecent depressive
  12/07/22
not flame
coral crackhouse
  12/07/22
$0 as commission wipes out his entire first trade
crystalline motley bawdyhouse
  12/07/22
He needs a bigger starting stack because if his first trade ...
Drab pit
  12/07/22
benzo is definitely the type to look you right in the eyes a...
indecent depressive
  12/07/22
"300% 1 day gains are impressive, but here's why eating...
coral crackhouse
  12/07/22
man, i really would be impressed with consistent daily retur...
indecent depressive
  12/07/22
chill out fancy feast
coral crackhouse
  12/07/22
brother you literally needed someone to pay for $500 in cour...
indecent depressive
  12/07/22
Benzo if you're getting these great returns it doesn't matte...
electric orchid shrine haunted graveyard
  12/07/22
I've been trying to explain this to him. He will literally h...
Self-centered gaped immigrant
  12/07/22
i've been spamming that too. if you see upthread he essentia...
indecent depressive
  12/07/22
...
Magical brindle fortuitous meteor cruise ship
  12/08/22
I called it last week when we were laughing at his bald spot...
Laughsome Alcoholic Brunch
  12/07/22
He needs to stop taking amphetamines
Pea-brained black parlour
  12/07/22
You predicted this with the same level of certainty that ben...
Bipolar Theater Stage
  12/07/22
if only we could speculate on benzo's methed fueled gambling...
indecent depressive
  12/07/22
you're trying to make it sound like it's a slot machine beca...
coral crackhouse
  12/07/22
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taleb_distribution
Cordovan Arousing Base
  12/07/22
brother if you notice itt i never said "don't even try ...
indecent depressive
  12/07/22
benzo i have to say that bort libs and cons are united on th...
Cordovan Arousing Base
  12/07/22
...
Self-centered gaped immigrant
  12/07/22
If you were able to make those returns trading, you would be...
aquamarine address
  12/07/22
...
dark abusive mexican
  12/07/22
...
Low-t son of senegal indian lodge
  12/07/22
...
Ruddy idiotic yarmulke puppy
  12/08/22
*bursts through wall like kool-aid guy to tell you why a 200...
coral crackhouse
  12/07/22
dude are you just flaming or do you have some serious mental...
Naked Unhinged Doctorate Black Woman
  12/07/22
i believe i specified not flame http://www.autoadmit.com/thr...
coral crackhouse
  12/07/22
idk why people think i'm a crypto advocate when i've always ...
indecent depressive
  12/07/22
gunner probably has 5% of his port in crypto. you have no in...
Cordovan Arousing Base
  12/07/22
way, way less. a couple grand. i've been a crypto naysayer s...
indecent depressive
  12/07/22
We're telling you that it's an unrealistic and unsustainable...
Self-centered gaped immigrant
  12/07/22
yeah when 3x daily returns would grow a $100,000 account int...
coral crackhouse
  12/07/22
if you think you can turn 100k into 2 billion then why would...
Magical brindle fortuitous meteor cruise ship
  12/08/22
You have to be retarded. It would explain the close-set feta...
Ruddy idiotic yarmulke puppy
  12/08/22
Thread did NOT go the way the pauper expected. Not surprisin...
Amber national gaming laptop
  12/08/22
i'm like 29 for 30 on making accurate predictions, so i obvi...
coral crackhouse
  12/08/22
You don't have $200 to your name. As 800 people pointed out ...
Amber national gaming laptop
  12/08/22
they're trades made by the financial babysitter your parents...
coral crackhouse
  12/08/22
you're embarrassing yourself by displaying a worrying lack o...
indecent depressive
  12/08/22
well yeah i'd imagine you'd have some input about what peopl...
coral crackhouse
  12/08/22
1) i never told you not to employ your strategy. all i've sa...
indecent depressive
  12/08/22
if you think someone who claims that he has a career as a da...
coral crackhouse
  12/08/22
i never said that rsf poasted sufficient proof that he is a ...
indecent depressive
  12/08/22
he should be speculating now and often with money from doing...
electric orchid shrine haunted graveyard
  12/08/22
dozens of people have explained this to him and how if his s...
indecent depressive
  12/08/22
I watched this 85 IQ conspiratorial tinfoil retard on financ...
electric orchid shrine haunted graveyard
  12/08/22
yeah. i've lurked in /r/wallstreetbets years before $GME. pl...
indecent depressive
  12/08/22
...
Ruddy idiotic yarmulke puppy
  12/08/22
benzo if you can consistenly generate those kinds of returns...
Magical brindle fortuitous meteor cruise ship
  12/08/22
You'll be the richest man in the world by next week!
Fuchsia Dragon Therapy
  12/08/22
assumed this was a parody thread
Avocado jet-lagged legal warrant box office
  12/08/22
i've been consistently poasting and lurking ITT and i still ...
Slate sanctuary prole
  12/08/22
benzo has displayed some intelligence elsewhere so i'm not 1...
indecent depressive
  12/08/22
It appears he's simply selling covered calls? In order to...
Fuchsia Dragon Therapy
  12/08/22
didn't we all witness TT getting fucked by covered calls rec...
Slate sanctuary prole
  12/08/22
i believe he intends to sell naked 0dte spreads on spy under...
indecent depressive
  12/08/22
If that is the case he is going to literally lose all his mo...
Fuchsia Dragon Therapy
  12/08/22
there should be mandatory conservatorships on proles who get...
indecent depressive
  12/08/22
why wouldn't i stop after a big win? there's only like 5 mi...
coral crackhouse
  12/08/22
Selling. You lack reading comprehension. This was what I wa...
Fuchsia Dragon Therapy
  12/08/22
467% one day return https://imgur.com/a/yiSosh4
coral crackhouse
  12/08/22
"lol at this faggot rsf using prole ass chase private b...
indecent depressive
  12/08/22
I can't fault him for using prole tools, although if you're ...
Bipolar Theater Stage
  12/08/22
i don't know where else to find past option prices other tha...
coral crackhouse
  12/08/22
you think looking up what the price of something is using a ...
coral crackhouse
  12/08/22
you can't really accuse someone of getting their 'ass pounde...
Cordovan Arousing Base
  12/08/22
i'm probably the gay sex expert but i'll still defer to gunn...
coral crackhouse
  12/08/22
all jokes aside the funniest outcome for all of this would b...
Cordovan Arousing Base
  12/08/22
rsf is deliberately vague about his money and he's someone w...
coral crackhouse
  12/08/22


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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:16 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

https://imgur.com/a/1teYeK0

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5239972&forum_id=2#45598917

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45598943)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:17 PM
Author: hyperventilating glittery love of her life

not as good as this strategy: https://i.imgur.com/2IEV2yB.mp4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45598951)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:20 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

my imminent fuck you money makes it hard for me to care about the opinions of retards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45598963)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:21 PM
Author: indecent depressive

aren't you on track to get like 160k? is that fuck you money to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45598970)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:22 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

no just the returns generated from it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45598975)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:35 PM
Author: Domesticated School Electric Furnace

i make that much in one month. how long has benzo spent chasing this paltry sum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45599041)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:37 PM
Author: Curious set striped hyena

half a decade or more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45599055)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:37 PM
Author: Cordovan Arousing Base

he's been talking about but not actually trading for 15 years, allegedly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45599057)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 5:21 PM
Author: Self-centered gaped immigrant

Dude all he has to do is generate these returns for a couple months and he'll be a billionaire. Multi quadrillionaire in like 9 months or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600568)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:26 PM
Author: Cordovan Arousing Base

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45599001)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:38 PM
Author: dark abusive mexican

Date: December 7th, 2022 12:20 PM

Author: queensbridge benzo

my imminent fuck you money makes it hard for me to care about the opinions of retards

***

I will be back in one year's time to check back and see if benzo's imminent fuck you money actually arrived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45599069)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 12:01 AM
Author: dark abusive mexican

Benzo, where are we on this? Did that imminent fuck you money come in? Trading with real money yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#47142570)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 9:50 AM
Author: galvanic poppy pervert blood rage

lmao @ u actually calendaring this and coming back a year later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#47143381)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:21 PM
Author: Free-loading crusty house dysfunction

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45598974)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 7:36 AM
Author: Brilliant Location

lol close to 1.5k view

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45602717)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 7:54 AM
Author: Bipolar Theater Stage

"In the end, benzo became more famous than all his peers. More famous than all his friends. More famous than all his enemies."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45602743)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 12:26 PM
Author: Ruddy idiotic yarmulke puppy

You're welcome. I've got some other clips, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45603869)



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Date: December 12th, 2023 1:02 PM
Author: Ruddy idiotic yarmulke puppy

4,178 now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#47162058)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:20 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy blue hairy legs voyeur

(guy who couldn't come up with $200 in a month)

nobody gives a fuck about your fake stock market strategy where you look at the winners the next day and poast about it you stupid retarded fuck. seriously go fucking kill yourself, everyone around you would be better off if you did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45598962)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:20 PM
Author: Curious set striped hyena

TWIST: there's no one around him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45598965)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:20 PM
Author: indecent depressive

at this point i think you must just be trolling. how can you keep spamming about this and not put your money where your mouth is. what are you waiting for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45598966)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:21 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

govt decided to settle about 6 weeks before the trial that was going to take place in january🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45598973)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: indecent depressive

benzo you are a human being and i love you. for christ's sake please take a sizeable portion of that and put in something safe. if you lose this windfall on a hairbrained options trading scheme you will probably kill yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45598996)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:26 PM
Author: Cordovan Arousing Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45599005)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:27 PM
Author: Curious set striped hyena

He is not going to listen to anyone because he is high on meth and the Dunning Kruger poster boy. In the unlikely event he gets a cent the meltdown he has when he blows it all will be amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45599009)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:39 PM
Author: Cordovan Arousing Base

he'll just post a thread about tsinahs student debt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45599071)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: indecent depressive

"yeah, i might have lost all my money trading options. but at least i'm not upside-down like that fag tsinah and i actually earned it unlike that fag rsf"

*hits meth pipe*

*steals cookie*

*beats nana*

*kicks amy*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45599102)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:28 PM
Author: misanthropic stag film

jesus christ you fucking faggot. what more does this woman-beater have to do for you to not "love him"?

honestly at this point just stfu and travel to decatur and spread open your boihole for him instead of posting this gay shit for us all to see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45599014)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: indecent depressive

seek christ and love all your fellow men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45599022)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:34 PM
Author: misanthropic stag film

stop posting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45599034)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:35 PM
Author: Domesticated School Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45599042)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:35 PM
Author: indecent depressive

great advice pumo but i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45599044)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:36 PM
Author: hyperventilating glittery love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45599047)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:37 PM
Author: Free-loading crusty house dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45599056)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:38 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy blue hairy legs voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45599068)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:41 PM
Author: deep feces orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45599086)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:54 PM
Author: primrose aphrodisiac native tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45599162)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 1:12 PM
Author: Histrionic locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45599266)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 1:13 PM
Author: nofapping menage goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45599269)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 7:03 PM
Author: navy trailer park sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600918)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 1:52 PM
Author: Magical brindle fortuitous meteor cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45604366)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 2:25 PM
Author: Avocado jet-lagged legal warrant box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45604511)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:37 PM
Author: crystalline motley bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45599050)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:38 PM
Author: Cordovan Arousing Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45599061)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:40 PM
Author: dark abusive mexican

I think at this point even Jesus would make an exception

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45599079)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:41 PM
Author: Cordovan Arousing Base

you just hate him because he refuses to be beaten down no matter how objectively pathetic he may be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45599082)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:46 PM
Author: adulterous school cafeteria corn cake

i laughed, wrongly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45599120)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 11:28 PM
Author: Submissive boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45601933)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 5:26 PM
Author: Self-centered gaped immigrant

Please, for the love of God, put the money into a house or something. Bro if you own a house outright, that's "fuck you" money because you're relatively free of financial pressures at that point, so long as you're fine living in relative poverty. Seriously that's so much better than wagecucking or wasting your $$$ on a truly insane get rich quick scheme.

If it works, why don't you start tomorrow with $100 or $500? You'll have tens of millions by the end of the month if your strategy works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600586)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 5:31 PM
Author: Curious set striped hyena

He doesn’t have $100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600599)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: Seedy pontificating dilemma azn

one trillion percent plus return each market day (with a 30-minute break for lunch) sounds cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45598995)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: Low-t son of senegal indian lodge

if interest rates on high yield savings are like 5% benzo should probably just keep his settlement in those accounts and spend the interest he earns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45599024)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 2:37 PM
Author: Low-t son of senegal indian lodge

benzo pls do this with at least some of your money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45599662)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 2:46 PM
Author: indecent depressive

give 75% of your funds to cslg/chandler to put in a trust for your benefit. if your options trading strategy is as foolproof as you say then it doesn't mater what your initial investment is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45599710)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 5:26 PM
Author: Curious set striped hyena

Not worth the effort to create a trust for like 60k lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600585)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 5:27 PM
Author: indecent depressive

it is when the alternative is benzo squandering it on meth and options gambling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600589)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:41 PM
Author: Violet multi-colored business firm internal respiration

Do not blow any settlement money you get on some stupid trading scam. Get your own place, get cleaned up, and grow up and get a job. Your current life sounds like hell. Trying to quickly turn 100K into 1000K is a stupid stupid idea for someone in your situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45599081)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: Free-loading crusty house dysfunction

benzo would rather spend his money on meth than do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45599098)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 12:48 PM
Author: indecent depressive

there should be a law that when paupers/retards get some windfall via lottery, lawsuit, etc. that 50% of it is put into a trust they cannot touch with funds invested and distributed by the trustee.

iverson's kike agent doing this is probably the best thing that ever happened to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45599130)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: dark abusive mexican

Too much potential for trustee abuse. If paupers/retards are so retarded that they need to be wards of the state, put them in an institution (and that goes for all the homeless parasites too). If not, then they're free to fritter away whatever money they do receive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45599317)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 1:26 PM
Author: indecent depressive

but they have (((fiduciary duties)))!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45599332)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 1:27 PM
Author: Slate sanctuary prole

over/under on how long it takes this to devolve into a slow motion train wreck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45599341)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 1:29 PM
Author: indecent depressive

day 1 benzo gets his check

day 1-60 megapoasting and gloating

day 61 benzo goes silent

day 90 some stalker poasts his obit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45599351)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 1:31 PM
Author: Cordovan Arousing Base

grim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45599361)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 1:49 PM
Author: Slate sanctuary prole

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45599432)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 4:54 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

the best part of this thread is rsf trying to come off as sophisticated by recycling then misusing what he apparently views as a pretty fancy sounding term (dunning kruger durr.

he thinks he can do something just because he always does it🧑‍🦼🤤). it'd be one thing if i just pointed to something after the fact and said "see it's really easy" but that's not what i did. i identified a scenario that will cause an insane return and then it did (1 hour 55% return lmao): https://imgur.com/a/bXr2WDd



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600438)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: fragrant snowy plaza trump supporter

I'd argue that "Dunning Kruger" is a pretty accurate descriptor if you think that type of return is even remotely sustainable when literal rocket scientists are combing options markets for any edge they can find.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600450)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 5:17 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

i don't doubt that rocket scientists working for institutions managing billions of dollars won't get 50% returns in an hour, given that the volume of the asset in question multiplied by its price only comes out to a few million bucks. also this isn't my first correct prediction that has enraged rsf: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5162311&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600550)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 5:25 PM
Author: indecent depressive

i really hope this is a meme and you're not this stupid.

when you get your settlement are you planning on plopping the whole thing into options? and if so, why? if your strategy is as lucrative and foolproof as you say you could start with a grand and be a millionaire in a year. how much of your money do you plan to risk with this strategy? are you setting any hard limit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600582)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 5:27 PM
Author: Curious set striped hyena

You know anything about him? Not only is he this stupid, he’s even dumber.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600590)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: indecent depressive

i have some hope he's just trolling. this bort has plenty of people in finance or finance-adjacent. everyone has told him how stupid he is. his strategy isn't some michael burry-esqe thing no one has figured it, it's literally elementary options gambling. yet for some reason he is convinced that he's cracked the code and outsmarted wall street. i really, really hope it's flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600597)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: Curious set striped hyena

It’s not. As someone pointed out in his court appearance thread, his problem is he always thinks he’s the smartest person in the room and generally he’s actually the dumbest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600604)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: indecent depressive

you're probably right. jfc. this'll make great content at least.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600619)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: Curious set striped hyena

It would, but it’s more likely he never gets a settlement and is in prison again before christmas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600627)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

whoa hold your horses guy! you're insane if you think you can sustain those kinds of gains for 3 days (the amt of time it would take for the gains in question to turn 100,000 into 2.7 million).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600661)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 5:49 PM
Author: indecent depressive

answer my question: will you commit to setting a hard cap of how much of your settlement you will risk with this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600674)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

a stop loss near each respective strategies largest drawdown seems reasonable. that other one was like 30%, not sure about this one. there's like a 2 cent bid/ask spread for SPY so there shouldn't be a problem with a sell order not getting filled when you hit your stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600713)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 6:02 PM
Author: Bipolar Theater Stage

How much paint have you drunk to think this is responsive to Gunner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600721)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

so when i implied i'm willing to risk 30% you didn't see that as answering his question ("how much are you willing to risk?)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600738)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 6:08 PM
Author: Bipolar Theater Stage

That's not "how much of your settlement" that's "stop loss on a particular trade/strategy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600744)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 6:14 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

30% of my settlement without using a stop would be 30%, and 100% of the settlement with a 30% stop would also equal 30% you're too retarded to exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600765)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 6:24 PM
Author: indecent depressive

so you're saying that if your stop losses trigger you will admit that your strategy is flawed and you will take your remaining 70% out?

of course you won't.

your stop loss doesn't mean shit if you're going to do the same thing the next day.

again, if your strategy is so reliable and so lucrative then why do you feel the need the plunk down your entire windfall? why not just commit to only using a portion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600795)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 6:51 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

for the 0dte spx thing the most your account could be down in a day was 30%. i realize that something happening in the past doesn't guarantee it will happen in the future, but whatever it's good enough for me. the goal is to get a lot of output for not much input, and pondering possible freak occurrences doesn't really seem worth the time if you don't trade more than you can afford to lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600885)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 6:59 PM
Author: indecent depressive

"the goal is to get a lot of output for not much input"

i think that's a great idea bud. so how about you commit to only employing 10% of your settlement into this strategy? and no, 100% but 30% stop losses is not the same as only risking 30%.

"doesn't really seem worth the time if you don't trade more than you can afford to lose."

you did not have $500 to pay court costs. assuming you get this settlement, how much do you consider you can "afford to lose?"

i just looked on zillow for your city and see that there are several nice houses for $100k. why not buy a house free and clear, put $30k into savings, and gamble with the remaining $30k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600905)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 7:03 PM
Author: Bipolar Theater Stage

this post is a comprehensive account of people that live in Benzo's city

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600915)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 7:07 PM
Author: indecent depressive

faking pain and suffering damages to increase a settlement that you immediately gamble away is such quintessential proleness. every trailer park has one of these guys. it's only a matter of time before benzo is cashing his ssdi check at a casino.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600939)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: Slate sanctuary prole

i don't think my nice middle class upbringing prepared me for witnessing this level of proleness. i can't believe this thread is real. this year has been a fantastic season of xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600979)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 6:42 PM
Author: electric orchid shrine haunted graveyard

benzo stops will stop you out of eventually successful trades too. there are 10x trades that go down 50% first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600854)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 7:14 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

you gotta know where to set them i guess. most the 2nd trade went down before ending profitably woulda been 22%. you set your stop near the biggest loss an ultimately profitable trade has been able to rebound from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600965)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 7:56 PM
Author: electric orchid shrine haunted graveyard

I agree but you're just transforming the same impossible problem into different-sounding shit. It's like saying how do I get to the moon? Well make a rocket then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45601128)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 8:46 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

or i could just google it or see what it does over the next few weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45601384)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 1:33 PM
Author: electric orchid shrine haunted graveyard

i'll just stop out of the bad trades

if you can find all the bad trades you can make a fortune shorting too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45604272)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 5:31 PM
Author: Self-centered gaped immigrant

In a year he'll have over three hundred quattuordecillion at 50% returns per day. That's 3 followed by 47 zeroes - 300000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

Not flame, that's how much he'll have after 253 trading days if he starts with $1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600601)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: Curious set striped hyena

Elon Musk is a pauper!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600605)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 5:47 PM
Author: Self-centered gaped immigrant

More like global GDP for the next 2 billion years, but yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600671)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: indecent depressive

no, he's already thought of this.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600550

the reason wall street isn't employing his strategy is because it isn't "worth it" to them to make a measly million dollars a day. i guess the MIT quants on wall street making $500k/yr just decide not to do this privately for the love of the game or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600617)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 12:17 PM
Author: Ruddy idiotic yarmulke puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45603823)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 9:54 PM
Author: Contagious Yapping Wrinkle International Law Enforcement Agency

God damn you are too dumb to poast here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45601660)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 5:33 PM
Author: Pea-brained black parlour

180

Congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600610)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: Self-centered gaped immigrant

Benzo, how much will you have after 6 months (that's 126 trading days) if you started with $1 and achieve an average return of 20% per day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600621)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 5:42 PM
Author: Slate sanctuary prole

even assuming he does start off well, how many days is it going to take for him to get hubristic, overextend a position wildly, and get completely wiped out? this is the part that confuses me the most about his whole schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600642)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: Self-centered gaped immigrant

I just want to see if he understands the math here, because the answer is some unimaginably high number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600659)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: aquamarine address

That's not even $10 billion. How poor are you that $10 billion is an unimaginably high number?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600787)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 7:42 PM
Author: Self-centered gaped immigrant

Poor enough, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45601071)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 5:47 PM
Author: indecent depressive

that's pretty much what always happens with this shit.

it's reminds me of people who lost all their money trading xiv

https://www.vox.com/business-and-finance/2018/2/27/17014082/market-crash-inverse-volatility-vix-xiv-svxy

there are tons of strategies that will get you decent, reliable gains and are only weak rare events. what these people don't seem to realize is that over time most rare events are certain to happen. and invariably after a month or so they put more money into, leverage more, etc etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600669)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 6:09 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

you think that "rare events happen" is some sort of insight? this is only useful advice to people who plan on betting the whole farm every time they make a trade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600745)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: Bipolar Theater Stage

"The steamroller doesn't exist if I close my eyes when I pick up a penny"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600751)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 6:33 PM
Author: indecent depressive

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&mc=89&forum_id=2#45600438

"lol rsf is misusing fancy sounding phrases like dunning-kruger. that's not what i'm doing. now step back while i explain to forum filled with people that have actually worked in finance how i've come up with a sure fire options speculation strategy."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600827)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 6:14 PM
Author: Slate sanctuary prole

people get arrogant and greedy when they're in a dopamine-fueled gambling cycle, which everyone should know, yet here we all are trying to explain this to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600763)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 6:30 PM
Author: indecent depressive

if i know anything about benzo it's that he's a paragon of temperance and self-control, and he will surely approach options speculation funded with settlement money with extreme discipline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600820)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 6:30 PM
Author: Cordovan Arousing Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600822)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 7:13 PM
Author: Slate sanctuary prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600961)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 12:18 PM
Author: Ruddy idiotic yarmulke puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45603830)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 6:30 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

there won't even be enough volume for me to place a bet that's high enough to be considered reckless (like $400 million)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600824)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 6:35 PM
Author: indecent depressive

this can't be real. this has to be flame.

benzo betting 100% of your money is reckless whether it's $10k or $10b. you think when you go from $160k -> $0 you'll be able to console yourself with "whew, well at least i didn't do anything reckless!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600829)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600840)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: crystalline motley bawdyhouse

$0 as commission wipes out his entire first trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600660)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: Drab pit

He needs a bigger starting stack because if his first trade loses money he needs to be 2x into the second one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600702)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 6:27 PM
Author: indecent depressive

benzo is definitely the type to look you right in the eyes and tell you how foolproof the martingale system is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600809)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 6:36 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

"300% 1 day gains are impressive, but here's why eating cat food makes me smarter than benzo" (gunnera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600830)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 6:44 PM
Author: indecent depressive

man, i really would be impressed with consistent daily returns! if you've developed such a strategy you must be filthy rich! after all, you'd be a millionaire very quickly with a meager investment. so, you're a millionaire, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600862)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 6:56 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

chill out fancy feast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600896)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 7:03 PM
Author: indecent depressive

brother you literally needed someone to pay for $500 in court costs. i'm sitting here trying to persuade you not throw your windfall away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600917)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 6:37 PM
Author: electric orchid shrine haunted graveyard

Benzo if you're getting these great returns it doesn't matter if you start with a settlement or start with $200

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600835)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 7:41 PM
Author: Self-centered gaped immigrant

I've been trying to explain this to him. He will literally have $3e47 dollars if he starts at $1 and it increases by 50% daily every trading day for a year. That's an insanely large number. It's incomprehensible large. It's comparable to the number of atoms on earth large.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45601068)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 7:43 PM
Author: indecent depressive

i've been spamming that too. if you see upthread he essentially says he plans to plonk down the whole settlement but it's totally safe because he has stop losses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45601078)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 1:51 PM
Author: Magical brindle fortuitous meteor cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45604357)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: Laughsome Alcoholic Brunch

I called it last week when we were laughing at his bald spot and hoodie in his court hearing that he’d be back here in a few days touting his investment strategy. Aaaaand here we are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600869)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 6:51 PM
Author: Pea-brained black parlour

He needs to stop taking amphetamines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600887)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 6:59 PM
Author: Bipolar Theater Stage

You predicted this with the same level of certainty that benzo places on 0dte spread gambling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600906)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 7:15 PM
Author: indecent depressive

if only we could speculate on benzo's methed fueled gambling threads we truly would have a source of risk free returns

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600966)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 7:51 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

you're trying to make it sound like it's a slot machine because the trade will lose 2 out of ten times. there's obviously a pretty straightforward trend someone's seeing if they do the same trade over and over and get a 600% 3 month gain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45601109)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 7:55 PM
Author: Cordovan Arousing Base

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taleb_distribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45601125)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 7:57 PM
Author: indecent depressive

brother if you notice itt i never said "don't even try to use your strategy!" what i said is "perhaps you should commit to a fixed amount you will speculate with and don't go beyond that."

you've been poasting about this for a long time so i know there is no hope that you won't try it. i'm just asking that you limit it to a small percentage of your money. as i and others have said, if it's real then it doesn't matter how much money you invest because it'll grow very quickly. so go ahead and prove us all wrong. but for the love of god put most of the money in something like a house so you don't blow the whole wad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45601130)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 7:59 PM
Author: Cordovan Arousing Base

benzo i have to say that bort libs and cons are united on this. these arent trumpmos trying to get u down. you will be homeless if you fuck this up. buy a fucking house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45601145)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 9:57 PM
Author: Self-centered gaped immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45601672)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 7:57 PM
Author: aquamarine address

If you were able to make those returns trading, you would be making those returns and not just talking about it. It's really that simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45601135)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 10:55 PM
Author: dark abusive mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45601855)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 11:06 PM
Author: Low-t son of senegal indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45601890)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 12:21 PM
Author: Ruddy idiotic yarmulke puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45603841)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 7:58 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

*bursts through wall like kool-aid guy to tell you why a 2000% return is a bad thing* "here are some use cases that make solana a game changer" (gunne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45601141)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 8:01 PM
Author: Naked Unhinged Doctorate Black Woman

dude are you just flaming or do you have some serious mental issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45601151)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 8:02 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

i believe i specified not flame http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45600840

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45601156)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 8:02 PM
Author: indecent depressive

idk why people think i'm a crypto advocate when i've always said i think it's worthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45601157)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 8:03 PM
Author: Cordovan Arousing Base

gunner probably has 5% of his port in crypto. you have no income. you are putting your life into this harebrained scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45601159)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 8:11 PM
Author: indecent depressive

way, way less. a couple grand. i've been a crypto naysayer since 2010 in a big way (spammed /r/buttcoin about how retarded they were back then). i plonked down a bit a couple years ago essentially as a hedge against regret after shit talking it for years only to see it go from less than a $1 to $50k. totally expected to lose it by figured i should take out insurance on being catastrophically wrong again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45601200)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 9:13 PM
Author: Self-centered gaped immigrant

We're telling you that it's an unrealistic and unsustainable thing, not that it's a bad thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45601514)



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Date: December 7th, 2022 10:29 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

yeah when 3x daily returns would grow a $100,000 account into a $2 billion account in nine days i think its a given that they're unsustainable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45601782)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 1:48 PM
Author: Magical brindle fortuitous meteor cruise ship

if you think you can turn 100k into 2 billion then why wouldnt you try to turn $100 into $2 million using the same method?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45604343)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 12:22 PM
Author: Ruddy idiotic yarmulke puppy

You have to be retarded. It would explain the close-set fetal alcohol syndrome eyes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45603847)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 4:39 AM
Author: Amber national gaming laptop

Thread did NOT go the way the pauper expected. Not surprising because he is a pauper RETARD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45602503)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 5:04 AM
Author: coral crackhouse

i'm like 29 for 30 on making accurate predictions, so i obviously don't need ppl to tell me that betting your whole wad every time is something you shouldn't do. pls link to any accurate predictions you've made tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45602517)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 5:08 AM
Author: Amber national gaming laptop

You don't have $200 to your name. As 800 people pointed out ITT, if what you're saying is true (it's not) you could have put $10 in and you'd have plenty of cash now. You humiliated yourself ITT a number of times and made it clear to everyone just how dumb you are, but you don't even realize it. You will always be a poor, ugly loser. Here's trades I made with real $, not in a video game: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5234371&mc=47&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45602522)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 11:35 AM
Author: coral crackhouse

they're trades made by the financial babysitter your parents made you get (per their own website: https://www.chase.com/personal/investments/online-investing/account-type )

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45603557)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: indecent depressive

you're embarrassing yourself by displaying a worrying lack of finance knowledge. a chase private banking account doesn't mean you've given the reins completely to an advisor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45603630)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 12:10 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

well yeah i'd imagine you'd have some input about what people do with your own money and would tell them to find a strategy within some general parameters, but let's get real: he never talks about any of this stuff and he'd out the trades in a second if they didn't reveal something embarrassing or expose another lie. it also makes no sense not to go with the option that says "self directed" for a portfolio that actually is self directed (his words, not mine). (oh btw had you copied the strategy i explained the other day you would have gotten a 40% return in 20 minutes: https://imgur.com/a/Iek41SL )

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45603786)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 12:13 PM
Author: indecent depressive

1) i never told you not to employ your strategy. all i've said is that you should limit how much you will speculate and put most of your money in something safe and with utility, like a house.

2) the fact that you don't know what private banking is is a good indication that you don't have the financial acumen to develop an options speculation scheme that will consistently beat wall street with little risk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45603805)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 12:23 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

if you think someone who claims that he has a career as a day trader is using the chase private client platform (and who doesn't out the trades but instead poasts links to a month old poast of a pic with all of the pertinent info redacted) you really should just shut the fuck up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45603850)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 12:29 PM
Author: indecent depressive

i never said that rsf poasted sufficient proof that he is a successful day trader. i said that your posts demonstrate a worrying lack of knowledge of finance, which they do.

as lynn said the entire bort, both cons and libs, has tried to caution you. many of these people work in finance and have years of education and experience. many are not your haters and are on your side. i literally am just here autistically repeating myself that you should not speculate with your entire windfall. that's it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45603886)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 1:35 PM
Author: electric orchid shrine haunted graveyard

he should be speculating now and often with money from doing doordashes and shit. then if he flops enough at that he might save his windfall to live on instead of lose it trading

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45604281)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 1:40 PM
Author: indecent depressive

dozens of people have explained this to him and how if his strategy works he would get rich with any initial investment. despite this he seems deadset on plonking his entire settlement down it.

i don't get it. i guess some people are just determined to be poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45604299)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 1:53 PM
Author: electric orchid shrine haunted graveyard

I watched this 85 IQ conspiratorial tinfoil retard on finance twitter run like 5000 up to $3-4m in like 2 years or less. Before this he was a teacher's aide or some shit. Or a special ed teacher maybe. He's a "chartist" and thinks that he's trading against evil Wall Street institutions (sample idea he would have: "They're trying to trick you into selling here! Buy!"). I guess he didn't get the memo that the Volcker rule killed bank prop trading now they "trade" in the sense of prime brokerage and facilitating client trades. Anyway benzo should hope to run red hot like this idiot for 6-10 months and retire not find some backtested secret sauce that doesn't exist. It's equally true that someone out there is gonna flip heads 20 times in a row as it is that most people flip 10 and 10 +/- 2

Last I checked the twitter retard is super bullish on gold (thinks it's gonna trade far out of historical norms, like go crypto buckwild) and is buying bars which probably won't do well but at least it's not in his robinhood account and 2 clicks away from being in Tesla weeklies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45604368)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 1:58 PM
Author: indecent depressive

yeah. i've lurked in /r/wallstreetbets years before $GME. plenty of people get a winning lottery ticket. sadly, it's rare for these people to call it quits after a big win.

casinos are thrilled when you win money. it keeps you addicted. but gambler's ruin is a mathematical inevitability.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45604384)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: Ruddy idiotic yarmulke puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45603863)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 1:42 PM
Author: Magical brindle fortuitous meteor cruise ship

benzo if you can consistenly generate those kinds of returns then all you need is a couple thousand dollars to start.

CVS (or anywhere else) is paying $15 to start. You could work for just two months, quit, and become a millionaire very, very quickly with what you earned in those two months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45604316)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 1:43 PM
Author: Fuchsia Dragon Therapy

You'll be the richest man in the world by next week!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45604323)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 1:44 PM
Author: Avocado jet-lagged legal warrant box office

assumed this was a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45604324)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 1:49 PM
Author: Slate sanctuary prole

i've been consistently poasting and lurking ITT and i still can't believe it's not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45604348)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 1:52 PM
Author: indecent depressive

benzo has displayed some intelligence elsewhere so i'm not 100% convinced this isn't all a massive flame job. but it does seem far more likely he sincerely intends to throw all his money into options speculation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45604360)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 1:56 PM
Author: Fuchsia Dragon Therapy

It appears he's simply selling covered calls?

In order to generate significant income he must either have a significant amount of underlying stock to sell calls against, or he is selling short-dated calls on stocks with high volatility at a strike close to the current price.

This strategy works until his shares are called away or the stock market resumes its drop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45604377)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 2:06 PM
Author: Slate sanctuary prole

didn't we all witness TT getting fucked by covered calls recently? shouldn't the risk be clear to even financially retarded poasters by now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45604418)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: indecent depressive

i believe he intends to sell naked 0dte spreads on spy under the flawless theory that he has hedged the risk of spy volatility with 30% stop losses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45604422)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 2:11 PM
Author: Fuchsia Dragon Therapy

If that is the case he is going to literally lose all his money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45604441)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 2:16 PM
Author: indecent depressive

there should be mandatory conservatorships on proles who get windfalls like big settlements or lottery wins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45604464)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 5:52 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

why wouldn't i stop after a big win? there's only like 5 million bucks worth of shit to buy anyways. drake mallard thinks i'm buying covered calls lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45605608)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 6:23 PM
Author: Fuchsia Dragon Therapy

Selling. You lack reading comprehension. This was what I was referencing:

Date: November 22nd, 2022 7:16 AM

Author: Titillating naked lettuce dragon

yes, at least if u have enough in stooks you can start selling CC's thats much safer. Buying calls or puts is furking a lot more risky, can maek Yuge profits but also cld lose 80% easy

but esp QQQ and SPY CC's that trade 3x a week (now 4x a week for some reason), its super easy to just roll them if market goes up yuge, im making $100-200 a day doing this on options day, just trading super conturd CC's that are 2-3% out from even hitting, i cld make thousands a week if I was more shitlib abt this

——-

If you are selling naked puts and calls you are literally asking to go bankrupt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45605705)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 6:22 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

467% one day return https://imgur.com/a/yiSosh4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45605700)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 6:26 PM
Author: indecent depressive

"lol at this faggot rsf using prole ass chase private banking"

*boots up Yahoo! stock market simulator*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45605721)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 6:31 PM
Author: Bipolar Theater Stage

I can't fault him for using prole tools, although if you're going to be essentially daytrading you would probably want a more robust, realtime source of data.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45605741)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 7:02 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

i don't know where else to find past option prices other than optionvue which is like 900 bucks a year i think. you can do it on ibkr but it only goes back a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45605894)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 6:32 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

you think looking up what the price of something is using a stock simulator? you got your ass pounded so hard itt that i'm starting to think you're disingenuous when you say your "durrrr buy low sell high, don't bet the whole farm" advice is coming from an altruistic place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45605743)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 6:34 PM
Author: Cordovan Arousing Base

you can't really accuse someone of getting their 'ass pounded' in a financial context when your net worth is a rounding error to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45605744)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 6:40 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

i'm probably the gay sex expert but i'll still defer to gunners expertise the next time he tells me how to get prolapsed after his performance itt. same principle applies to his dimwitted financial insight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45605770)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 6:43 PM
Author: Cordovan Arousing Base

all jokes aside the funniest outcome for all of this would be you ending up richer than rsf. good luck.

when's ur check coming in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45605784)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 6:51 PM
Author: coral crackhouse

rsf is deliberately vague about his money and he's someone who *never* misses an opportunity to brag so i doubt eclipsing him would be that much of an accomplishment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5248955&forum_id=2#45605836)