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| Doobsian Razzle-dazzle Place Of Business Theater | 05/22/07 |
| Charismatic painfully honest dragon | 05/22/07 |
| Spectacular ebony kitty cat | 05/25/07 |
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| Razzmatazz jet-lagged fortuitous meteor hairy legs | 05/22/07 |
| big turdskin | 05/22/07 |
| Razzmatazz jet-lagged fortuitous meteor hairy legs | 05/22/07 |
| Green Public Bath Karate | 05/22/07 |
| Razzmatazz jet-lagged fortuitous meteor hairy legs | 05/22/07 |
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| Flatulent crusty police squad resort | 05/22/07 |
| aphrodisiac iridescent pit | 05/24/07 |
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Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:12 PM Author: Doobsian Razzle-dazzle Place Of Business Theater I think the most disturbing event of my life happened just yesterday.
I've been chatting with this girl over msn for a while now, and we met a couple weeks ago. (she's ok-looking, sort of like Beth Ditto but not as fat and not as hot) Yesterday we had a date, and after seeing a movie went back to her place, we made out and before long I had my tongue buried in her vag and a finger in her ass.
This is where it all goes wrong.
I pulled my finger out and started licking her anus while gently pinching her clit, I then leaned back a bit while trying to find a comfier position, and was just going to slide a finger back into her ass when I notice something odd.
There's something on my finger. Moving.
At this point I have no fucking idea what's going on, with a closer look I see there's about 6 or 7 small white stringy things (each about 0.5" long) on my finger and more around her ass.
They're all writhing and wriggling.
Horror.
I'm now holding my finger between us, pointing at it with my other hand, I can't speak; she's panting, out-of-breath, and looking at me as if to say "Why did you stop?". When she realises what's wrong she says "Oh..., they're just threadworms, most people have them, they're harmless."
I ran.
4 hours later, I got back back home, I washed my hands with bleach and dettol, gargled a whole bottle of mouthwash, swallowed maybe 1/2 a tube of toothpaste. |
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Date: May 22nd, 2007 5:45 PM Author: Charismatic painfully honest dragon EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwww!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153971) |
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Date: May 25th, 2007 2:50 AM Author: Spectacular ebony kitty cat perhaps this is a bit late and you appear to be a post-and-run type poster, but it appears that the initial wormage came from her perineal region - is this correct? i'm just trying to imagine myself in your position most accurately. tia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8166614) |
Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:22 PM Author: big turdskin i hope this isn't real.
i just puked in my mouth. |
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Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:24 PM Author: Razzmatazz jet-lagged fortuitous meteor hairy legs Subject: The worst... is when the girl pukes on your dick whilst fellating you. That really sucks. I have ruined some nice sheets from that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8152817) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:26 PM Author: big turdskin that's why you should only date bulimic chicks. no gag reflex! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8152823) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:29 PM Author: Razzmatazz jet-lagged fortuitous meteor hairy legs ty for the tip. never thought of that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8152835) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:18 PM Author: Green Public Bath Karate Next time don't ply her with jaeger bombs to get her drunk enough to blow you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153503) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:24 PM Author: Razzmatazz jet-lagged fortuitous meteor hairy legs nah, it was the deep throating.
p.s. i didn't think you were that drunk anyway, just hungry for the cock |
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Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:25 PM Author: Green Public Bath Karate Happens. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153540) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:28 PM Author: Razzmatazz jet-lagged fortuitous meteor hairy legs Subject: no hard feelings, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153553) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2007 2:37 PM Author: Marvelous mad-dog skullcap philosopher-king fast times at WUSTL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153091) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2007 3:46 PM Author: exhilarant genital piercing good read (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153376) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:00 PM Author: Flirting olive lettuce hi kubrickfan!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153439) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:12 PM Author: Chrome appetizing dilemma Centipedes? In my vagina? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153476) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2007 5:35 PM Author: Confused racy stage haha excellent work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153917) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2007 8:05 PM Author: Flatulent crusty police squad resort hahahahaha fucking sick man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8154611) |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 10:43 AM Author: aphrodisiac iridescent pit Was the girl's name Lena Chen, perchance? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8161869) |
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Date: May 25th, 2007 2:01 AM Author: Ruddy toaster *hurls endless stream of puke from mouth* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8166509) |
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Date: May 25th, 2007 2:35 AM Author: Spectacular ebony kitty cat the title made me avoid this but all the bumps made me have a look. i'm glad i did, A-A+ thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8166589) |
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Date: May 25th, 2007 2:36 AM Author: Spectacular ebony kitty cat "oh, they're just thread worms."
classic. |