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I think the most disturbing event of my life happened just y...
Doobsian Razzle-dazzle Place Of Business Theater
  05/22/07
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwww!!!
Charismatic painfully honest dragon
  05/22/07
perhaps this is a bit late and you appear to be a post-and-r...
Spectacular ebony kitty cat
  05/25/07
i hope this isn't real. i just puked in my mouth.
big turdskin
  05/22/07
The worst...
Razzmatazz jet-lagged fortuitous meteor hairy legs
  05/22/07
that's why you should only date bulimic chicks. no gag refle...
big turdskin
  05/22/07
ty for the tip. never thought of that
Razzmatazz jet-lagged fortuitous meteor hairy legs
  05/22/07
Next time don't ply her with jaeger bombs to get her drunk e...
Green Public Bath Karate
  05/22/07
nah, it was the deep throating. p.s. i didn't think you ...
Razzmatazz jet-lagged fortuitous meteor hairy legs
  05/22/07
Happens.
Green Public Bath Karate
  05/22/07
...
Razzmatazz jet-lagged fortuitous meteor hairy legs
  05/22/07
fast times at WUSTL
Marvelous mad-dog skullcap philosopher-king
  05/22/07
good read
exhilarant genital piercing
  05/22/07
hi kubrickfan!!!!!
Flirting olive lettuce
  05/22/07
Centipedes? In my vagina?
Chrome appetizing dilemma
  05/22/07
haha excellent work
Confused racy stage
  05/22/07
hahahahaha fucking sick man
Flatulent crusty police squad resort
  05/22/07
Was the girl's name Lena Chen, perchance?
aphrodisiac iridescent pit
  05/24/07
*hurls endless stream of puke from mouth*
Ruddy toaster
  05/25/07
the title made me avoid this but all the bumps made me have ...
Spectacular ebony kitty cat
  05/25/07
"oh, they're just thread worms." classic.
Spectacular ebony kitty cat
  05/25/07


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Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: Doobsian Razzle-dazzle Place Of Business Theater

I think the most disturbing event of my life happened just yesterday.

I've been chatting with this girl over msn for a while now, and we met a couple weeks ago. (she's ok-looking, sort of like Beth Ditto but not as fat and not as hot) Yesterday we had a date, and after seeing a movie went back to her place, we made out and before long I had my tongue buried in her vag and a finger in her ass.

This is where it all goes wrong.

I pulled my finger out and started licking her anus while gently pinching her clit, I then leaned back a bit while trying to find a comfier position, and was just going to slide a finger back into her ass when I notice something odd.

There's something on my finger. Moving.

At this point I have no fucking idea what's going on, with a closer look I see there's about 6 or 7 small white stringy things (each about 0.5" long) on my finger and more around her ass.

They're all writhing and wriggling.

Horror.

I'm now holding my finger between us, pointing at it with my other hand, I can't speak; she's panting, out-of-breath, and looking at me as if to say "Why did you stop?". When she realises what's wrong she says "Oh..., they're just threadworms, most people have them, they're harmless."

I ran.

4 hours later, I got back back home, I washed my hands with bleach and dettol, gargled a whole bottle of mouthwash, swallowed maybe 1/2 a tube of toothpaste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8152760)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 5:45 PM
Author: Charismatic painfully honest dragon

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwww!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153971)





Date: May 25th, 2007 2:50 AM
Author: Spectacular ebony kitty cat

perhaps this is a bit late and you appear to be a post-and-run type poster, but it appears that the initial wormage came from her perineal region - is this correct? i'm just trying to imagine myself in your position most accurately. tia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8166614)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: big turdskin

i hope this isn't real.

i just puked in my mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8152805)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz jet-lagged fortuitous meteor hairy legs
Subject: The worst...

is when the girl pukes on your dick whilst fellating you. That really sucks. I have ruined some nice sheets from that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8152817)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:26 PM
Author: big turdskin

that's why you should only date bulimic chicks. no gag reflex!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8152823)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:29 PM
Author: Razzmatazz jet-lagged fortuitous meteor hairy legs

ty for the tip. never thought of that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8152835)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:18 PM
Author: Green Public Bath Karate

Next time don't ply her with jaeger bombs to get her drunk enough to blow you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153503)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz jet-lagged fortuitous meteor hairy legs

nah, it was the deep throating.

p.s. i didn't think you were that drunk anyway, just hungry for the cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153535)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:25 PM
Author: Green Public Bath Karate

Happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153540)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:28 PM
Author: Razzmatazz jet-lagged fortuitous meteor hairy legs
Subject: no hard feelings, right?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153553)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 2:37 PM
Author: Marvelous mad-dog skullcap philosopher-king

fast times at WUSTL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153091)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 3:46 PM
Author: exhilarant genital piercing

good read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153376)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:00 PM
Author: Flirting olive lettuce

hi kubrickfan!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153439)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:12 PM
Author: Chrome appetizing dilemma

Centipedes? In my vagina?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153476)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 5:35 PM
Author: Confused racy stage

haha excellent work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153917)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 8:05 PM
Author: Flatulent crusty police squad resort

hahahahaha fucking sick man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8154611)





Date: May 24th, 2007 10:43 AM
Author: aphrodisiac iridescent pit

Was the girl's name Lena Chen, perchance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8161869)





Date: May 25th, 2007 2:01 AM
Author: Ruddy toaster

*hurls endless stream of puke from mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8166509)





Date: May 25th, 2007 2:35 AM
Author: Spectacular ebony kitty cat

the title made me avoid this but all the bumps made me have a look. i'm glad i did, A-A+ thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8166589)





Date: May 25th, 2007 2:36 AM
Author: Spectacular ebony kitty cat

"oh, they're just thread worms."

classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8166593)