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I think the most disturbing event of my life happened just y...
pearl big wrinkle
  05/22/07
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwww!!!
opaque associate masturbator
  05/22/07
perhaps this is a bit late and you appear to be a post-and-r...
Gay Free-loading Mediation
  05/25/07
i hope this isn't real. i just puked in my mouth.
umber home puppy
  05/22/07
The worst...
dun razzmatazz newt lay
  05/22/07
that's why you should only date bulimic chicks. no gag refle...
umber home puppy
  05/22/07
ty for the tip. never thought of that
dun razzmatazz newt lay
  05/22/07
Next time don't ply her with jaeger bombs to get her drunk e...
silver karate legend
  05/22/07
nah, it was the deep throating. p.s. i didn't think you ...
dun razzmatazz newt lay
  05/22/07
Happens.
silver karate legend
  05/22/07
...
dun razzmatazz newt lay
  05/22/07
fast times at WUSTL
Talking talented jap
  05/22/07
good read
honey-headed idea he suggested principal's office
  05/22/07
hi kubrickfan!!!!!
stimulating heaven
  05/22/07
Centipedes? In my vagina?
Soul-stirring Casino
  05/22/07
haha excellent work
Bright legal warrant area
  05/22/07
hahahahaha fucking sick man
jade wild orchestra pit rigpig
  05/22/07
Was the girl's name Lena Chen, perchance?
Elite Cruise Ship Round Eye
  05/24/07
*hurls endless stream of puke from mouth*
180 whorehouse philosopher-king
  05/25/07
the title made me avoid this but all the bumps made me have ...
Gay Free-loading Mediation
  05/25/07
"oh, they're just thread worms." classic.
Gay Free-loading Mediation
  05/25/07


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Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: pearl big wrinkle

I think the most disturbing event of my life happened just yesterday.

I've been chatting with this girl over msn for a while now, and we met a couple weeks ago. (she's ok-looking, sort of like Beth Ditto but not as fat and not as hot) Yesterday we had a date, and after seeing a movie went back to her place, we made out and before long I had my tongue buried in her vag and a finger in her ass.

This is where it all goes wrong.

I pulled my finger out and started licking her anus while gently pinching her clit, I then leaned back a bit while trying to find a comfier position, and was just going to slide a finger back into her ass when I notice something odd.

There's something on my finger. Moving.

At this point I have no fucking idea what's going on, with a closer look I see there's about 6 or 7 small white stringy things (each about 0.5" long) on my finger and more around her ass.

They're all writhing and wriggling.

Horror.

I'm now holding my finger between us, pointing at it with my other hand, I can't speak; she's panting, out-of-breath, and looking at me as if to say "Why did you stop?". When she realises what's wrong she says "Oh..., they're just threadworms, most people have them, they're harmless."

I ran.

4 hours later, I got back back home, I washed my hands with bleach and dettol, gargled a whole bottle of mouthwash, swallowed maybe 1/2 a tube of toothpaste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8152760)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 5:45 PM
Author: opaque associate masturbator

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwww!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153971)





Date: May 25th, 2007 2:50 AM
Author: Gay Free-loading Mediation

perhaps this is a bit late and you appear to be a post-and-run type poster, but it appears that the initial wormage came from her perineal region - is this correct? i'm just trying to imagine myself in your position most accurately. tia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8166614)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: umber home puppy

i hope this isn't real.

i just puked in my mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8152805)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:24 PM
Author: dun razzmatazz newt lay
Subject: The worst...

is when the girl pukes on your dick whilst fellating you. That really sucks. I have ruined some nice sheets from that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8152817)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:26 PM
Author: umber home puppy

that's why you should only date bulimic chicks. no gag reflex!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8152823)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:29 PM
Author: dun razzmatazz newt lay

ty for the tip. never thought of that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8152835)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:18 PM
Author: silver karate legend

Next time don't ply her with jaeger bombs to get her drunk enough to blow you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153503)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:24 PM
Author: dun razzmatazz newt lay

nah, it was the deep throating.

p.s. i didn't think you were that drunk anyway, just hungry for the cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153535)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:25 PM
Author: silver karate legend

Happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153540)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:28 PM
Author: dun razzmatazz newt lay
Subject: no hard feelings, right?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153553)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 2:37 PM
Author: Talking talented jap

fast times at WUSTL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153091)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 3:46 PM
Author: honey-headed idea he suggested principal's office

good read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153376)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:00 PM
Author: stimulating heaven

hi kubrickfan!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153439)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:12 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Casino

Centipedes? In my vagina?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153476)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 5:35 PM
Author: Bright legal warrant area

haha excellent work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8153917)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 8:05 PM
Author: jade wild orchestra pit rigpig

hahahahaha fucking sick man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8154611)





Date: May 24th, 2007 10:43 AM
Author: Elite Cruise Ship Round Eye

Was the girl's name Lena Chen, perchance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8161869)





Date: May 25th, 2007 2:01 AM
Author: 180 whorehouse philosopher-king

*hurls endless stream of puke from mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8166509)





Date: May 25th, 2007 2:35 AM
Author: Gay Free-loading Mediation

the title made me avoid this but all the bumps made me have a look. i'm glad i did, A-A+ thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8166589)





Date: May 25th, 2007 2:36 AM
Author: Gay Free-loading Mediation

"oh, they're just thread worms."

classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=1#8166593)