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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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You must be born again |
10/04/23 |
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5 biggest freaks in the GOP may have just killed our chance for a border bill |
10/04/23 |
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the Irish cannot govern |
10/04/23 |
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WaPo: Uhh we may be going a bit too far with this NYC asset fraud case |
10/04/23 |
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14-year-old Swedish girl hanged her Muslim rapist in the woods |
10/04/23 |
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Is the ADL aware of xo? |
10/04/23 |
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Pillar of the community shot by career criminal Ulyssius "Too-short" Johnsmeyer |
10/04/23 |
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decided today that i am going to start playing golf |
10/04/23 |
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Cons, explain |
10/04/23 |
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my lob friend told me his wife is a shellfish lover |
10/04/23 |
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SO COME ON DOWN TO MCCARTHY CHEVROLET |
10/04/23 |
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Grocery prices are completely absurd. How are normies surviving out there? |
10/04/23 |
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WaPo: America doesn’t need more God. It needs more Satanic atheists |
10/04/23 |
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So this "Ukraine war" is going to end in a stalemate? |
10/04/23 |
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cyberpunk story ideas |
10/04/23 |
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Trump for Speaker! We can make it happen! |
10/04/23 |
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Urban Meyer to become next head coach at Michigan State |
10/04/23 |
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Patissier SIL asks you to test out sugar walls |
10/04/23 |
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Labfriend's SIL lets him sniff her butthold without reservation |
10/04/23 |
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I have a friend who is just a fucking trainwreck |
10/04/23 |
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Here at Kevin McCarthy Mattress Empire we don't sleep unless you SLEEP! |
10/04/23 |
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Cons you deserve this for bending to the crazies in your party |
10/04/23 |
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Yesterday Was National Boyfriend Day. Let's Poast Photos With Our BF Luis |
10/04/23 |
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Ecuador Was a Retirement Paradise for Americans, Then the Drug Gangs Arrived. |
10/04/23 |
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GJR is like a four-leaf clover--she'll give you a rash & if you c her, good luck |
10/04/23 |
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Bored Rosencrantz & Guildenstern types, LA detectives, chat about your SiL love |
10/04/23 |
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Cliffs on Zurich allegations/drama. |
10/04/23 |
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U must work so we can send more money to Zelensky |
10/04/23 |
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Kirkland vs. Cleary LIVE drafting session on Monday Night LAW |
10/04/23 |
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romcom idea: wife (dying of cancer, no sexual appetite) begs husband to fuck SiL |
10/04/23 |
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For whom the SIL pines |
10/04/23 |
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DC CVS ransacked daily, DC residents cheer (Video) |
10/04/23 |
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Ask not for whom the smoke alarm chirps |
10/04/23 |
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$1000 must spend/invest within 60 minutes=what do you do? |
10/04/23 |
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MPA droppng rapid fire forcememe thread titles at wife during dinner |
10/04/23 |
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Wtf is going on with PLTR |
10/04/23 |
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Most of Russia’s Black Sea Fleet has abandoned Crimea (link) |
10/04/23 |
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centurions casting lots for jesus' seamless order |
10/04/23 |
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE MOST COMMON SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES ARE? |
10/04/23 |
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Powerball $1,200,000,000.00++++ and climbing fast! Might as well eat bullet:( |
10/04/23 |
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Law gets raw at Peking University School of Transnational Law |
10/04/23 |
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The Mauritanian Mel McMurrin |
10/04/23 |
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Motherfucker jacked my phone! HE'S GOIN FOR MY GIRL! (spacepornsmeyer) |
10/04/23 |
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“Pope” Francis to force Catholic Church to begin blessing Fag marriage |
10/04/23 |
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Feel like I’m on the cusp of Ruination for no real reason |
10/04/23 |
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Feeling pretty good about McCarthy's ouster |
10/04/23 |
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if Trump or someone like him won't be allowed to win then what's the point |
10/04/23 |
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how hard 2 become 'couples therapist' & suggest they just play Twisted Metal 2 |
10/04/23 |
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Boomer in the Villages beats man to death with club on golf course |
10/04/23 |
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"Are you even listening?" divorce lawyer asks as you turn up NWOBHM on headphone |
10/04/23 |
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a SIL with a JD who escorts is a sister de jure du jour |
10/04/23 |
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Who's in the drop? Hobart & Will Smith! Livin the life that some consider a myth |
10/04/23 |
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am i bad cuz i like to do a lil coke bruh? |
10/04/23 |
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Trump won so they pressed pause, dumped a bunch of "ballots" and Biden "won" |
10/04/23 |
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𝙉𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙧 Wednesday 🔥🥂🦍🍗🍉🇮🇱 🎉 |
10/04/23 |
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"Heavenly Father, bless these two Men who want to stick their Cocks in each othe |
10/04/23 |
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Hobart Mobart Holiday Inn |
10/04/23 |
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“No,” she told the stupefied registrar, “I transferred TO Hobart” |
10/04/23 |
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“Got rejected at Lake Forest.” “You mean Wake Forest?” “Them too |
10/04/23 |
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University of Puget Sound extending Lorenz waitlist for another 6 months |
10/04/23 |
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Lesley Admissions officer spreads butthole “I’m Taylor Lorenz” whole offic |
10/04/23 |
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Taylor Lorenz posting “fifth page, please” after USNWR leak |
10/04/23 |
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More devastating piece of mail: Ted K bomb or Lorenz letter from UNLV? |
10/04/23 |
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“Look, I’ll pay sticker” (Father Lorenz on phone with Hobart Dean of Admis |
10/04/23 |
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Indecent Proposal but it’s Mr Lorenz offering Bloomfield College $1m to admit |
10/04/23 |
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Goodbye Horses plays as Lorenz opens thin envelope from Sweet Briar |
10/04/23 |
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Lorenz leaving boarding school clutches monkeys paw: wish I could study in Genev |
10/04/23 |
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Opening scene of Saving Private Ryan but US GIs are Lorenz applications |
10/04/23 |
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“Taylor Lorenz discovered this campus” (UNC Asheville administrator) |
10/04/23 |
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Iona mailing back application: “You sure you didn’t mean Iowa?” |
10/04/23 |
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“Because it’s Thinner! Thin and light! But Hobarts gonna save ya from the |
10/04/23 |
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AND I SAID WHAT ABOUT HOBART & WILLIAM SMITH AND SHE SAID I THINK I |
10/04/23 |
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7 sisters school? More like a The Other Sister school |
10/04/23 |
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Taylor Lorenz pitching hit piece on Northeastern admissions office |
10/04/23 |
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Pepperdine AdCom laughing at Taylor Lorenz like Dorsia maitre’d |
10/04/23 |
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Splinter Cell but it’s Taylor Lorenz sneaking onto campus at Goucher |
10/04/23 |
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I’m sorry but American University is highly selective, Ms. Lorenz |
10/04/23 |
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I said oh no Hobart William Smith won’t do now But I did not think the girl wo |
10/04/23 |
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Hail to thee, Thane of Hobart! Hail to thee, Thane of William! Hail to thee |
10/04/23 |
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Lorenz checking app statuses: “Thomas Jefferson still survives” |
10/04/23 |
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JG Ballard’s Crash but it’s about pepperoni obsession |
10/04/23 |
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Tasteful pinup of ScarJo saying “I’m a Happy Honey for the law” |
10/04/23 |
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Trudeau to India: Please Stop Slap, Sirs |
10/04/23 |
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If ur 5 foot 3 and 300 pounds why would u let them snip ur dick and kick u down? |
10/04/23 |
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CircumSpiders desperately unzipping your black son’s pants |
10/04/23 |
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Dead Sea Dropwebs molting on the ceiling of your truck |
10/04/23 |
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"Tell him about the secret knowledge," your Italian American mistress says |
10/04/23 |
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Is ChatGPT slow/giving errors? |
10/04/23 |
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You will croak and this guy will be going through your shit lol |
10/04/23 |
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“U need to be prompt” *gen x bosses cheer* “maxxing” *boos, moans* |
10/04/23 |
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Old Possum’s Book of Attainable Girls |
10/04/23 |
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“My wife’s sick, but I’m still able to meet,” I lied to the milf therapi |
10/04/23 |
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Look at this jestermaxx All I do is make the bitches laugh |
10/04/23 |
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“I used to potty too,” Baby Goldstein said |
10/04/23 |
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Bashful Samoan doormen letting you suck their dick |
10/04/23 |
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Luis Griffin |
10/04/23 |
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you walk in on your sister in law jamming your squash racket in her pussy |
10/04/23 |
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Reptile friend wants to watch "Hanging Mr. Cooper" |
10/04/23 |
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SiL threading reminding me of Robert Coover's "The Babysitter" |
10/04/23 |
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Motel Hell chainsaw fight but it's your wife and SiL in pig masks |
10/04/23 |
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Cormac McCarthy died in June but he was still speaker for months wtf? |
10/04/23 |
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Shooting a warm wet load into your sister-in-law's nectar nook |
10/04/23 |
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running around your sister in law's treehouse shouting ME WANT HONEYPIT |
10/04/23 |
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The village from Uzumaki is a spa compared to the labyrinthine mental illness of |
10/04/23 |
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Black excellence. Black girl magic. |
10/04/23 |
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Rate this AZNgirl in GA murdered by a NIGGA named Ja'Keivious |
10/04/23 |
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Boomer pilot: “The hubris of these sub guys” |
10/04/23 |
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Ja'Pope Francis |
10/04/23 |
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Mormon church has developed their own heart attack gun (link) |
10/04/23 |
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Of all the major Nazis, HEINRICH HIMMLER would be most likely to poast on XO |
10/04/23 |
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Nintendo should make a movie based on Goldeneye |
10/04/23 |
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Sickening Spelunking Video (link) |
10/04/23 |
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animorphs cover of 6'4 SEC bro morphing into bowlcut Asian as he logs off XO |
10/04/23 |
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Waffle House workers demanding $25 per hour |
10/04/23 |
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DNC lawyers met with FBI on Russia allegations before surveillance warrant |
10/04/23 |
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i've stopped caring about everything |
10/04/23 |
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Pelosi: Republican bickering about illegal immigration only emboldens Putin |
10/04/23 |
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2nd cousin: wat r u doin 2nite?; SIL: I hear you know how to hit it right |
10/04/23 |
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Nationwide emergency alert message just a link to Hunter Biden's CashApp |
10/04/23 |
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MPA's 'wife' daydreaming during judeotherapy which e in divorcee is accented |
10/04/23 |
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Why get married as a Melvin under the gynocrat panopticon |
10/04/23 |
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🚨🚨🚨 This is an XO wide emergency alert test 🚨🚨🚨 |
10/04/23 |
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Angry bowtie republican SLAMS gavel after Mccarthy ouster |
10/04/23 |
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CNBC: The Diapers of Desperation on Wall Street - A Special Report |
10/04/23 |
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RINOS are PISSED about McCarthy expulsion |
10/04/23 |
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And is this "colonizer" on the continent with you now? |
10/04/23 |
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ETHNIC PURITY, followed by diet, sleep, exercise |
10/04/23 |
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Gorgeous Rishi to Birdshit Smokers: DING FAGGOTS |
10/04/23 |
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Zurich is now trying to spam SP's call-in service with fake calls |
10/04/23 |
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Speaker of the House Vivek Ramaswamy |
10/04/23 |
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High schoolers who make more than $500k, can you share how you do it? |
10/04/23 |
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All of these worker strikes indicate _________. |
10/04/23 |
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Explain |
10/04/23 |
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So many "third-party" sellers are scammers |
10/04/23 |
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Turd PM of UK scraps high speed rail plans -- another L for Tommy |
10/04/23 |
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Drag performer “St Prances of a Sissy” met with protests |
10/04/23 |
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"In this rock I will build my church of pederasty and sodomite marriage" |
10/04/23 |
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Charlie Kirk’s Skull keeps expanding and it’s distracting af |
10/04/23 |
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My wife rammed her car into our carhold (MPA) |
10/04/23 |
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Cold hard nigga truth: MPA's marriage was over the moment his "wife" gave ultima |
10/04/23 |
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DIET is most important, followed by sleep, stress, then exercise |
10/04/23 |
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Apparently pedude contracted HIV |
10/04/23 |
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This recession will wipe us all out within 6 months |
10/04/23 |
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Distracted by the dissolution of her lesbian throuple, her Subaru veers towards |
10/04/23 |
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20 years ago we were allowed to humiliate the Chinese |
10/04/23 |
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All we are All we are we are All we are We’re all fags All fags here |
10/04/23 |
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The era of empty, secular mass consumption is over |
10/04/23 |
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Tommy, what is the size of your portfolio right now? Are you concerned? |
10/04/23 |
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Matt Gaetz (writing as Orson Scott Tard)—Speaker for the House.epub |
10/04/23 |
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Gen X deserves equal blame as boomers for the decline of Amerikkka |
10/04/23 |
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