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*gets off work early* *yay 8 hrs of sleep* *poasts until 3am* |
11/21/25 |
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I plan on going to Tokyo and walking around the city at 3AM |
11/21/25 |
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The absolute worst development in gaming has been the First Person Shooter |
11/21/25 |
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Turned 40 today. Parents didn't remember. Friends called. Wife canceled dinner |
11/21/25 |
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Even if you could never poast text again XO would live on via blank bumps foreve |
11/21/25 |
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Trump: Minnesota Somalis have got to go - link |
11/21/25 |
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Stumbling across poasts you made at 3AM drunk off your ass |
11/21/25 |
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I am committing to shitposting through x-mas to keep the board alive |
11/21/25 |
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if some guy sleeps weird hours during day reasonable 2 b mad he's not up @ 3am? |
11/21/25 |
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Potluck tp is quietly the POTUS Jewish poaster |
11/21/25 |
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*10 years of conscious effort to produce what a Scholar throws together at 3am* |
11/21/25 |
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Just for off call with Consuelas wife, he enrolled in Yeshiva |
11/21/25 |
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lab friend’s pronouns are rrrrrrgg and rrrRRRRRUFFFF!!!! |
11/21/25 |
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The absolute worst development in poasting has been the unsung 1 Poast Thread |
11/21/25 |
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Holy shit at how much I paid for a laptop for law school |
11/21/25 |
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Gonna only deal with spics from now on, Jewish and EE women have been a disaster |
11/21/25 |
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lab friend logging into xo after a ruff day |
11/21/25 |
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it's 3am. that means I post on xo with d0d0 bird. |
11/21/25 |
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a chill 3am ending to a day of legal toil |
11/21/25 |
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Charles is barely more coherent than consuela now, anyone notice? |
11/21/25 |
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TDNW said he once donated $7k to a Ukrainian militia to buy a boat |
11/21/25 |
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leaked DMX song is a 6 minute paean to American Folklore & Johnny Appleseed |
11/21/25 |
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Doctor: “the wrong puberty is like hella bad” (video) |
11/21/25 |
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Autoadmit needs a snappy Mad Men-era advertising “jingle” |
11/21/25 |
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Gorgeous Men of xo, post your pic ITT. Let’s see a selfie 🤳 |
11/21/25 |
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TDNW should link up with Kushner and Hunter for a Rebuild Ukraine contract |
11/21/25 |
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it's a bed made for kings. California Kings |
11/21/25 |
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Disco Fries unloading California King bed in living room. wife: "what are u doin |
11/21/25 |
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Shortmos, here's a 180 lifehack: buy a California King and turn it SIDEWAYS |
11/21/25 |
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Taking Qs from the North Atlantic (RSF) |
11/21/25 |
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Trump dumps MTG, calls her a “ranting lunatic” |
11/21/25 |
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Zozo needs a crisp synthy Mega Man-era BGM |
11/21/25 |
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Don't you just feel like the king of the boart at 3am and no one can bury you |
11/21/25 |
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they got to MTG |
11/21/25 |
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The Running Man (2025) trailer looks like shit |
11/21/25 |
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big round soft tits (no pics) |
11/21/25 |
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Only millionaires could afford to play Doom 3 for 2 years after it dropped |
11/21/25 |
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Should I make some Bombay G & Ts with lime and work till 3am? |
11/21/25 |
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Here's why Russia's advance seems slow at times |
11/21/25 |
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*hits tutu pipe* *settles in recliner* *opens xo* *Top Golf threads for 18 hrs* |
11/21/25 |
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Forgotten 90's tech sensation - the Autoadmit.com chat blog from 2004 |
11/21/25 |
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magnesium is basically a 100% legal life PED |
11/21/25 |
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Met a white guy and like 50% of his facebook friends are fob asian chicks |
11/21/25 |
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I’m a year away from Real Darkness and there’s time to flee or dive in |
11/21/25 |
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lol at Tulsi just not giving a FUCK about this obvious yoga pants cameltoe |
11/21/25 |
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How is Top Golf worth $1 billion? Less than 100 locations |
11/21/25 |
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Best thoughts at 3am, no one on xo to share |
11/21/25 |
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It's 3am and a phone is ringing. But you're in the zone, looking at clause 9.2 |
11/21/25 |
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3am SEV-1 outage. The website's down, we're losing thousands of $ a minute, you |
11/21/25 |
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Shitlawyer uses AI for closing arg, becomes subject of ineffective assistance |
11/21/25 |
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manic pixie megapoaster zoomer girl tp |
11/21/25 |
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2nd cousin asking in sultry voice 'Do you, do you.. Labubu?' |
11/21/25 |
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This is what no developer will do for the shit-ass GPU in the Steam Cube |
11/21/25 |
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Gay Ass Faggots Poasting Hard As Fuck |
11/21/25 |
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I'm wailin' with Nalin |
11/21/25 |
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"Pump my man twat," said Whok as he split his cheeks |
11/21/25 |
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Are you BUYING crypto? |
11/21/25 |
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Sarah Palin should also have son w/ goofy Gen-Z name 'Nalin' like Nikki Haley |
11/21/25 |
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Candy Ride...tell me why u hate gunneratttt? |
11/21/25 |
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Lab friend only listens to dmx - ruff ryders anthem on repeat |
11/21/25 |
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Consuela went full schizo in his latest substack, 5150 incoming |
11/21/25 |
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lol if your practice doesn't involve phone calls with alpha Australians at 3AM |
11/21/25 |
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3AM was also a smash hit single from 1997 by Matchbox 20 |
11/21/25 |
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lab friend is a devout cat-holic |
11/21/25 |
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faggot capital of the world tp |
11/21/25 |
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Doom 3 is the only game that required you to throw down $$$$ for a GPU |
11/21/25 |
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Saw two mid-20s jeet "men" holding hands and giggling like sissies |
11/21/25 |
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Why does every Israeli settler look like Andy Samberg with a mullet? |
11/21/25 |
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Made a pop punk song about RSF |
11/21/25 |
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who's next on the board for UF and LSU if Kiffen flames out and stays? |
11/21/25 |
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Ted Cruz confronts Trump supporters |
11/21/25 |
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The best time to watch movies is between 3AM and 5AM |
11/21/25 |
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You sent the meeting invite for 3AM. |
11/21/25 |
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Julia, posting from the Venetian at 3AM |
11/21/25 |
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Nuclear powered nuclear missiles and the US Army is disobeying Trump's orders |
11/21/25 |
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phone just buzzed at 3am telling me luis changed his moniker |
11/21/25 |
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You don't even know what day of the week new Russian missile will impact |
11/21/25 |
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New Russian cruise missile can follow you until you stop to get gas |
11/21/25 |
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Russia got a cruise missile that will defeat any AD invented in your lifetime |
11/21/25 |
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Russia is a gas station with nuclear powered cruise missiles |
11/21/25 |
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so 180 that FSU sucks dick again |
11/21/25 |
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Ever thought about using nuclear fission to heat air? No water, just air |
11/21/25 |
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A nuclear powered jet must burn hot as hell, like an acetylene torch |
11/21/25 |
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OYT Myles is an Engineer just like you |
11/21/25 |
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The coins add nothing to Super Mario games. They should ditch them entirely |
11/21/25 |
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Autoadmit Twitter account gives shout out to Emilio (link) |
11/21/25 |
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JCM do you want to make cookies or make out? |
11/21/25 |
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at a certain infamous pizza place. just gave babbydude a rip of absinthe |
11/21/25 |
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scholars now believe most ancient civilizations ran on a 'blank bump system' |
11/21/25 |
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F-22 runs on kerosene like all are jets. Russia made a nuclear powered jet |
11/21/25 |
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Brothers, I need advice for a serious problem |
11/21/25 |
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Taylor Lorenz is right |
11/21/25 |
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Physics experts: how the fuck did Russia make a nuclear powered rocket? |
11/21/25 |
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I bet Katie Miller’s panties were drenched watching Stephen get cucked that ha |
11/21/25 |
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Gas lamps outside my house. Cost $20k. Lawsuit from neighbor: priceless |
11/21/25 |
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Russia will take that$200 billion out of Europe's ass with its new army |
11/21/25 |
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Up in the Air 2: retired Clooney recruited to implement mass AI layoffs |
11/21/25 |
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Stephen Miller can't be happy about this Mamdani thing |
11/21/25 |
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I have never purchased broccoli or cauliflower as an adult |
11/21/25 |
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Hypo: Jason Bourne vs. Mr. Miyagi |
11/21/25 |
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TDNW reviewing Trump's peace plan: "We don't deserve this man." |
11/21/25 |
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Oprah interviews a bunch of spaceporns 🤡 |
11/21/25 |
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What a mess. |
11/21/25 |
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russian slut who scammed me out of $3 just got drafted to die in ukraine 🤣 |
11/21/25 |
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If you've ever seen the inbred retards Mossad promotes on X you'd understand Con |
11/21/25 |
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I used to reach into crawfish holes as a kid |
11/21/25 |
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Consuela must have been on dat NAFO tip, that's why he got unplugg5 |
11/21/25 |
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WaPo: "don't release the Epstein files" - link |
11/21/25 |
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America will be Catholic (link) |
11/21/25 |
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Al Michaels has never eaten a vegetable |
11/21/25 |
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Well geez if you're telling xo you're the author of that substack I'll believe u |
11/21/25 |
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TYSON announces major expansion to Nebraska processing center |
11/21/25 |
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When was consuela last known to be active? |
11/21/25 |
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what would happen if the internet went down for 30 days? |
11/21/25 |
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XO barely loading for me. I had 20 minutes to contemplate - this could be it |
11/21/25 |
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Canadian school children ripped apart by a grizzly bear in BC |
11/21/25 |
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Watching "Day of the Jackal" series while skipping every scene involving |
11/21/25 |
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Libs want you to experience these kinds of things on the subway. |
11/21/25 |
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Happy Thanksgiving, white boys. 😻🦃 |
11/21/25 |
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Would you have sex with 39 y/o Amanda Bynes (vid)? |
11/21/25 |
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Gotta hand it to Jake Paul, watching Anthony Joshua KO him will be peak entertai |
11/21/25 |
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Republican Senator weighs in on Trump's plan - link |
11/21/25 |
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Lab friend loves ruff sex |
11/21/25 |
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Islam is shockingly consistent with our modern understanding of physics |
11/21/25 |
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The early universe must have had wicked amounts of ozone |
11/21/25 |
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MTG resigns from Congress, will seek GOP nomination in 2028 |
11/21/25 |
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So MTG will be replaced by some literal Mossad agent in Georgia? |
11/21/25 |
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Spy X Family — great anime |
11/21/25 |
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eating 100 andes thin mints before bed tp |
11/21/25 |
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World Jewry and World Poo-ery (Indians) |
11/21/25 |
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Restarting the statute of limitations at any time: anyone else do this? |
11/21/25 |
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Not a history fanatic, did anyone ever tell the generals to ignore Bill Clinton? |
11/21/25 |
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Marjorie Taylor Cincinnatus returns to the plow. |
11/21/25 |
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Libs have you even said thank you to Trump for letting you draw from 401k? |
11/21/25 |
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Trump slurping Mamdani's BTC while Senators tell Army Generals to disobey Trump |
11/21/25 |
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Trump negotiating with Putin while Senators tell Army Generals to disobey Trump |
11/21/25 |
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Pol and seems eager for war with Russia. Looks like they can't wait |
11/21/25 |
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TDNW do you think Russia will want revenge for the Kursk invasion? |
11/21/25 |
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SMB2 speedrunner gets buttraped on livestream by 3 guys in ski masks (vid) |
11/21/25 |
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I just about had a heart attack over a statute of limitations issue |
11/21/25 |
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babbydude wont shut up with the "Oh mommy Oh Mommy!" shit |
11/21/25 |
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This is what triggered the collapse of South Vietnam |
11/21/25 |
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I get held down, and get squanched again, mommy never hears me shout |
11/21/25 |
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Zelenskyy CAVES |
11/21/25 |
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Aussie TEEN forced to wear colostomy bag after ROUGH ANAL SEX |
11/21/25 |
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Trump urinated submissively when Mamdani entered room? |
11/21/25 |
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picture another man's wide-open anus |
11/21/25 |
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Trump -6 RCP aggregate cons is this a “good” thing? |
11/21/25 |
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Kubrick, Ron Unz, Bobby Fisher, Murray Rothbard |
11/21/25 |
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Credited to kill self after last child gets married? |
11/21/25 |
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