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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Rate my dinner it cost $1.65 |
05/09/25 |
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heading to Austin for a few days for biz, whats the cr areas? Rollingwood? Tarry |
05/09/25 |
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Gunnerattt and MPA having a "bald off" contest |
05/09/25 |
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Pam Bondi tweet on Souter currently getting ratioed by JOHN FUCKING ROCKER (link |
05/09/25 |
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guy shakes your hand and promises you something so you work |
05/09/25 |
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David Souter riding Barbaro IN HELL. |
05/09/25 |
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Hypo: one year to score one million in Donkey Kong |
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People underestimate my mental illness |
05/09/25 |
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Kanye fans we have to admit the quality of the music just isn't the same |
05/09/25 |
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"Takin' Care of Business" plays over montage of Pope Leo reading the Bible hard |
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sampled Hitler speech spliced into "Here Comes The Bride" as ur azn wife walks d |
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the shortest route between two points is a line of blank bumps |
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Wedding DJ: We got any NAZIS in the house tonight? [crowd wooo] *plays new Kanye |
05/09/25 |
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Just bought a Basenji barkless puppy for $1500 |
05/09/25 |
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can not fucking wait to kill mig |
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Your Pope name: "Pope" + last thing you ate + # of letters in your first name |
05/09/25 |
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from Opus Dei to Opus DEI |
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How much of this boomer money are you getting? |
05/09/25 |
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LOOK OUT ANY WIIIIINNDOW |
05/09/25 |
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Elephant in the room: the new pope is NOT WHITE |
05/09/25 |
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Pope Leo announcing Kirkland and Ellis new outside counsel for Vatican |
05/09/25 |
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Tiktok of entire sorority singing Heil Hitler |
05/09/25 |
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Hey libs stop pointing out that Jesus was Jewish. We don't like it. |
05/09/25 |
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Your Pope name: "Pope" + your first name + your last name + your SSN |
05/09/25 |
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Lol! Just saw a video of new pope. He's Jewish as fuck!!! Like 100% |
05/09/25 |
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A woman guest just passed out on Fox live broadcast - video |
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The Last Human: Individuation Beyond the Machine |
05/09/25 |
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they took my foreskin |
05/09/25 |
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You got a tee time bro? |
05/09/25 |
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Stop calling me Asian you fucking fags. I'm NOT |
05/09/25 |
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My foot hurts so much I can barely walk. |
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Rate this Jewish Guy from Chicago ranting about Deportation being Evil |
05/09/25 |
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MS Word: "You want that bullet point way up here in a different format, right?" |
05/09/25 |
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Papa nougato amictus est |
05/09/25 |
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Indians are preoccupied with describing themselves as "brown" |
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French volunteers in Russian army deliver possibly the best line in 300 years |
05/09/25 |
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It’s baffling just how stupid even the ‘smartest’ women are |
05/09/25 |
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The Pope is “Height” |
05/09/25 |
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Had a great weekend, time to check up on xo! *face melts like Nazi opening Ark* |
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"good morning," cucumbers tp chirps as the sunlight melts Dracula |
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Chairman of All Pakistan Burgers Association DESTROYING Pajeet Indians |
05/09/25 |
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XO's Thoughts on "Levi" as a baby boy name? |
05/09/25 |
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Golden Retriever at Indo-Pakistan Border eating Chicken Tikka Masala |
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UChicago undergrads "feel seen" by Pope Leo's celibacy |
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Excluding Home Value, Median 50yo Net Worth only 94k |
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Pakistani government posting video game footage - link |
05/09/25 |
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r/femalefittofat might be my new favorite subreddit |
05/09/25 |
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"No, it says what it says." -- Saint Peter telling Souter to fuck off |
05/09/25 |
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US automakers upset with Trump over UK trade deal |
05/09/25 |
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"Yeah, I'm totally running low on ink," lied your printer unconvincingly |
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Growing widespread opinion that consciousness is quantum in nature |
05/09/25 |
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Trumpmos are gonna lose their minds when they find out new Pope hates Trump |
05/09/25 |
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libs want to lecture us about health and science but cons are way healthier! |
05/09/25 |
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New Pope is Jewish and has diddled many young boys |
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Credit to Trump for moving away from Israel - link |
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White men are now a minority in Fortune 500 board rooms |
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McDonalds is just a soulless DoorDash dispensary these days |
05/09/25 |
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Is Nikola Jokic a top 5 player in NBA history at this point? |
05/09/25 |
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America can finally trade with Britain thanks to Trump! |
05/09/25 |
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In Blow To Liberal Hopes, Pope Leo Reiterates Zelda "Not An RPG" |
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The media lie so much they aren't worth paying attention to |
05/09/25 |
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How fast was GJR at running? |
05/09/25 |
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Pope Horowitz DCLXVI |
05/09/25 |
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Euros blaming Turdskin pilots for Rafael shootdowns - link |
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Please provide your Date of Higher |
05/09/25 |
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As it turns out, libs are pretty expensive to own |
05/09/25 |
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i'm worth a million but my cousins don't use shitters / nigga heil hitler |
05/09/25 |
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all my niggas nazis niga heil hitler |
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Kanye West (Ye) - HEIL HITLER [Official Music Video] |
05/09/25 |
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Ricky slamming down payments card that just says "BANK by Winklechad" |
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Emilio, luis and ricky playing hacky sack before homeroom |
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"Your Holiness..." "Please, call me DAAAAAAAAA Pope" |
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Will the IRS tax Pope Leo now that he is a sovereign? |
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$TTD, "The Trade Desk" up 25% |
05/09/25 |
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Is Trump’s whole thing that interest rates should always be lowered? |
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I had chicken Alfredo pasta from olive garden about 6 years ago,it was good |
05/09/25 |
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Suffer until you wake up to the fact that this existence is suffering |
05/09/25 |
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Golden Retriever solemnly shakes your hand as Emilio makes u pancakes |
05/09/25 |
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lol the jeets are in deep fear on social media between paki & h1b |
05/09/25 |
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it's impossible for me to have a dynamic beyond "holefucking" with american woma |
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MPA these Persian broads are more cunning than jewesses, caveat emptor |
05/09/25 |
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TrumpCoin: 58 winners, 764k losers - perfect metaphor for his presidency (CNBC) |
05/09/25 |
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TT: rate this azn girl (pic) |
05/09/25 |
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Everyone on Reddit is retarded - medical debt |
05/09/25 |
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Pope Leo floats canonizing George Floyd (WaPo) |
05/09/25 |
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been humming the heil hitler song all morning |
05/09/25 |
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Pope Leo glowering as Pope Taurus enters the room |
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Pope Leo's first act as new Pontiff: Executing Justice Souter |
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Paunchy, balding lawyers w flushed faces unable to satisfy wives due to ZYN dick |
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Half brother is best friends with billionaire |
05/09/25 |
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Reminder - never let a woman goad you into fighting someone |
05/09/25 |
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Pope Leo affectionately referring to frequent church-goers as "pew bums" |
05/09/25 |
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Airbnbs are such a scam |
05/09/25 |
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First day on GLPI-1 - taking questions |
05/09/25 |
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Pope Leo announces major reform: Bishops no longer restricted to diagonal moveme |
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Fighter Pilot told me a crazy thing he says to women during sex |
05/09/25 |
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Pope Leo having interfaith Michigan football discussion with Ahmedina |
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"Your honor, it's a Switch 2 and it's on mute. How is it a distraction?" |
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Are Catholics excited about first Jewish Pope? |
05/09/25 |
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500 paragraph Gamergate explainer posted to Substack (link) |
05/09/25 |
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New Pope says it's ok to eat Chinese food and see a movie on Christmas |
05/09/25 |
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Tweet goes viral for rendition of "GIMME THE BEEFBOY" (not flame) |
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gm nigga heil hitler nigga heil hitler nigga |
05/09/25 |
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Hawaii Judge Enjoins Prevost Appointment (CNN) |
05/09/25 |
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So the new Pope, who is infallible, dislikes Trump? |
05/09/25 |
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Pope Leo announces acquisition of several Hunter Biden originals for Vatican arc |
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taking vacation recommendations for nice, quiet beaches |
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Growing up in the USA sucks balls and feces, furk the US let it die in flames |
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*sips coffee* "Ah" *smiles and settles in for another mentally ill Friday* |
05/09/25 |
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AI cheating rampant on campus - link |
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"ALRIGHT! LET ME HEAR YA! A ONE! A TWO! A THREE! MISERERE MEIIIII DEEEUUUUUUSSS" |
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Much of Steely Dan's corpus is intensely bitter |
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Luis's Furry Asshole- it comforts me |
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is Look Out Any Window by Bruce Hornsby & The Range based? |
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Spain in 40 years will go from 3% foreign born to 40% |
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Luis airdropped into Ashgabat with dogeared Ruhnama and coat pocket of walnuts |
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In-character Molly Shannon introducing Pope Leo to dumbfounded schoolchildren |
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The real utility of crypto is that dirty customs officials can't steal it |
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How did a dog turn into a blue whale in only 50 million years? |
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Trump reduces tariffs to 0.01% |
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Discuss Hawaii!! |
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Rate this AZNgirl SF 8.5 BARKING @ a Nigga |
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Kanye to drop new track "Heil Hitler" tomorrow |
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(Not disco fries) I have 1.2m in cash and stocks but can’t afford a house |
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Guy teaches bird to imitate emergency broadcast signal, causes chaos (link |
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Tulsi, RFK applauding as Trump imposes 124% tariff on "Fleebleburg" |
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cowshit what’s the latest update on the State of Gaming |
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hotels all serve free breakfast every day just walk in and eat it |
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Trump proves he's still got it |
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Buying vinyl records at concerts is a good investment |
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New POPE has a JEWISH nose |
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why do pro wrestlers age like shit |
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Pope Leo vows to 'declassify' RSF baptismal records |
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Pope Leo beginning public address with "Guy who lives in a first world country h |
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Pope Leo muttering about "stupid wop language" as he struggles with Duolingo |
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Just checked MLB standings and the Colorado Rockies are a LOLLERCAUST |
05/09/25 |
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I have an important legal question. Please help. (serious) (cucumbers) |
05/09/25 |
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your boner is pretty neat! 😋 can i see it again? maybe tug n suck?? 😋😋 |
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Pope Leo trying Old Lady Leary for witchcraft |
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Pope Leo announces plans to go on Datelab this summer |
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MAGA cultist struck down by new Pope for lying |
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Pope Leo announcing bobblehead give-away for first 250 parishoners |
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Pope Leo bringing Cab Calloway on stage to do Gregorian Chant |
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Pope: "The Catholic Church is on a mission from God" |
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Bavarian girls responding to the East German girl video challenge- links |
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Pope Leo suggesting elevated transit system to get around the Holy See |
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locals up in arms over "willis basilica" rebranding |
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Cautious Optimism Among Liberals About New Pope’s Views on Gay Catholics |
05/09/25 |
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Pope Leo Appoints Older Brother Apostolic Nuncio to Margaritaville |
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Video Game Optimization Used To Be Borderline Black Magic |
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