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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Video of Diddy, wearing only a towel, smacking around Cassie Ventura in a hotel |
05/14/25 |
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Shot a real 101 in golf today and feel fantastic |
05/14/25 |
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Was the “Saturn” a jew only console or something? |
05/14/25 |
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u know what fuck u allπ |
05/14/25 |
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Buttigieg doing Iowa town halls already |
05/14/25 |
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Zoomer Hope Sandoval lookalike just told me to “go back to Gondor” in a coy |
05/14/25 |
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Weird experience with a Zoomer in the work restroom |
05/14/25 |
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Researchers discover chimpanzees more hygienic than turdskins (link) |
05/14/25 |
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Zoomer friend just said my friends and I were “born in the 1900s” |
05/14/25 |
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The Heavenly music playing inside churches in Dragon Quest XI, tp π |
05/14/25 |
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so Qatar bribed Trump to be able to buy 160 Boeings? |
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why are some xo kidhavers so maf all the time |
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Chill blasian gen Z @ Trader Joe’s said I have Punjabi Paul Atreides energy |
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Just parked in a handicapped spot and said fuck it |
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The Bengali Brock Bowers has an impeccable Southern cavalier accent (link) |
05/14/25 |
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it's cr to be alone in life |
05/14/25 |
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Speith wins PGA Championship, completes Grand Slam. Lol at Rory |
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Millennials Spend More Time Playing Video Games Than Gen Z and Teens |
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Rate these Asian girls throwing sieg hiels to ye |
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London taxi exam "the Knowledge" is obviously laughable bullshit |
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π¨ RSF ADMITS DIVORCE IS HAPPENING π¨ |
05/14/25 |
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ADL shifts focus to “super racists” . Are you one? |
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fascinating to see libs become "The Man" in the eyes of Gen Z |
05/14/25 |
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Episcopal Church CANCEL refugee resettlement rather than take in Afrikaners |
05/14/25 |
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Many zoomers have no console history at all. Just 10 years of iphone games |
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This "Olivia Rodrigo" singer chick is like a Gen Z Hope Sandoval |
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Cassie Ventura testifies about DRINKING PISS at Diddy's parties |
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Ricky's AI SaaS is actually a bunch of Indians typing a response |
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Snowmalia bracing itself for a possible Derek Chauvin PARDON (DM) |
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Are there still theater box office jobs? |
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"he was hardly a "Clark Gable" in the face" (your wife, writing your obituary) |
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people who "feel bad" for other people are generally huge faggots |
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stunningly little talk about pete rose on xo yesterday |
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This happens all the time |
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200k per annum and a zoomer gf. 200k per annum and a zoomer gf |
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Zoomer gf lays in lap and asks u "who are pumos? why do u hate them" |
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Just texted Zoomer chick pure math is the ultimate liberal art |
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Zuckerberg's daughters' names: Maxima, August, and Aurelia LMAO |
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MS Word: "You want that bullet point way up here in a different format, right?" |
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Oh Malk. You praying our song. Cordpray, "Yerrow". |
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Imagine getting paid $6K to sex 23 yo Cassie while Diddy jacks it (pic) |
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imagine thinking shaq is a better player than hakeem- bloodacre im calling u out |
05/14/25 |
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everything's computer |
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dems seeking impeachment after Trump accepts sample jalapeno popper at Costcos |
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Oh Malk. Again? We name the next one Jurious Sizzle? |
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HOLY SHIT I’m at Dublin donuts, people is going insane over milkshake |
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Leaving tonight for Soo MFCR SUMMER 2025 (RSF) |
05/14/25 |
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Nuggets look absurdly cr rn, will steamroll to Finals again |
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I feel like a complete piece of shit right now regarding selling my house |
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Oh Malk! We in mandatoly ejacuration zone again? |
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Oh Malk. Every birrionaire on Epstein Rist except one. Big supplies who. |
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Some guys just love having sex and are great at it. |
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What if you get so old you can’t drive and don’t have any kids? |
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Discofries Long Lost South African Cousin given refugee status by Trump |
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college enrollments are plummeting |
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Wife gave me an amazing gift for my birthday (hotwife theme) |
05/14/25 |
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We were pioneers in 90s/00s, journeying across the Internet & discovering places |
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New pope seems like kind of a fag, no offense |
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Traffic is horrible in California. Where did all of these people come from? |
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“Release the hostages” *murders Hamas leader one day after release of hostag |
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Lab friend demanding to hump yellow, black and chocolate |
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Lab friend poasted "Spin, catfucks." |
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MBS & Al-Jolani Both Taller Than Trump? (PIC) |
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'thee you on a bark night' (lab friend going as grimes for howloween) |
05/14/25 |
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Lab friend longs for a return to the Bark Epoque of European history |
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SNAP exception created for sahm is proof of eugenics program |
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Lab friend asking U if barklaw offers a good woof-fetch balance |
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Best Part of living in Asia is not having to be around NIGGAS |
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Lob friend struggles with pier pressure from manly attorneys on Autoadmit |
05/14/25 |
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why are libs irate over an airplane? |
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making little jokes on xo isn't a life accomplishment btw |
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Engineering |
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"I would love to thank the chef and also cumswap with him" |
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My 86 year old dad is in the middle of open heart surgery right now |
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what happened to “Maryland dad” deported to El Salvador? |
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didn't look at crypto for a couple months and my shit is up 300k |
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RSF how is the Trading going? Still in Oil? |
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lol Florida |
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lot of meth talk wow |
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Chick stopped texting me regularly no idea how to handle this |
05/14/25 |
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new Snow White (2025) has IMDB rating of 1.6 / 10 |
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White uber driver calls passenger the bad word |
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long twitter thread about papal conclave & how Prevost became Pope (link) |
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The AI jobs crisis has officially arrived |
05/14/25 |
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Situations where you want a white WASP but get an Indian |
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Lmao David Hogg loses elected DNC position for being a fucking white male |
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Talmud question: If a rabid goy animal is charging at me can I kill w/ fireball |
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Median 401k average by age |
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so Charlie Sheen’s 18yo daughter and ex Denise Richards are both on OF? |
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Trump not visiting Israel on a ME trip is lol |
05/14/25 |
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"No, says the man in the diaper. It belongs to zozo." |
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Should I get Sweetgreens or Chopt? |
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Any1 got any witty bon mots for the weekend's cocktail parties? |
05/14/25 |
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NY Bar Investigating Jones Day Lawyer For Motion w Word Count Of 1,488 (Law360) |
05/14/25 |
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it's incredible the MSM is still acting shocked over the Biden dementia coverup |
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Hate my job so much |
05/14/25 |
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Karlstack I might be logging off for a while |
05/14/25 |
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this makes me support separate black graduation ceremonies (link) |
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would you say xoxo is more about bon mots or trenchant insights |
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XO seems to have lost its enthusiasm for bon mots and badinage over the years |
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2nd Cuz: Cmon here lemme deepthroat; Shrew Gf: Read my bon mots! |
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re: your delightfully wry bon mots last night |
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Does ReviewBrah get pussy? |
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Been getting more obsessed with the weather as I get older |
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How much worse is weather/humidity in Austin than South FL? |
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Motherhood is female emslavement |
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If Trump can just PUMP stocks about 20% moar he will be the new LINCOLN |
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Why exactly did Biden pardon Fauci? |
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Grok 3 18+ is insane |
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"Consumer prices rise at slowest annual pace" |
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My husband takes like 90 minutes to poast “Im gay” on Autoadmit |
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tried to do Shabu Shabu at home last night. nasty shit |
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The GOP only runs northern candidates because they know everyone hates the south |
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drudge report is just full on jewish kvetching. not even "news" anymore lmao |
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Not addicted but always feel better when taking ANY drug. Lol @ sobriety |
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More than half of lawyers use generative AI. Who are the other half? |
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Biden enlisted Spielberg to help cover up dementia for SOTU address |
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My husband takes like 90 minutes to leave the house |
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cut the food supply off to this dump |
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AI BigLaw Bench subtask scores |
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Kai Trump watching compilation vid of Ivanka calling Trump “daddy” |
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Kristi Yamaguchi had 2 daughters with Chad white NHL player Both look 100% Asian |
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Trump getting rid of automatic engine shutoff in cars. |
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boomer auschwitz death marches |
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freemason theresienstadt labor camp |
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"Farewell Melanie, I choose to live life as a Gay Man w/an Arab BF" - Trump |
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Why won’t “Jerome” Powell cut rates? |
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Husbando π |
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Gay scientist tricks sweaty nude men into riding dildo bicycles |
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Most people are litigious vampires |
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Max, formerly known as HBO Max, changing name to HBO Max |
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Amy Lee (evanescence) to become new singer for Linkin Park |
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Ricky's hungry newborn starting "Jewish Voices for Peas" |
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To the tune of "Simply Irresistible": "Ethnically Ambiguous" |
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Should I switch into this night job better pay? |
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lol hospital charged me a $700 “discharge management fee” |
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There should be a magazine like "Ebony" but for hapas. |
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Frontier communications bills my mom $12.99 per month for caller ID |
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So libs are now anti-refugee and pro-big pharma? Is this correct? |
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Reminder: Nigger Feet (1998) |
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Bezos paid Melanie $28m for a documentary, totally not a bribe |
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ricky's startup tp |
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"Ugh men are such pigs!" Halford: *sips latte* "You have no idea." |
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What's a popular online game I can self-host? |
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YASSS: Racis Joe and Goofy Liz both name drop KAMALA as potential VP π» |
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Lol that "mad dog" Mattis got pussy trapped by that goofy tranny looking bitch. |
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What Is THE Most Prestigious Mountain In The World? |
05/14/25 |
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Looking more and more like I was vindicated regarding Trump's Israel/Jew stance |
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Would be hilarious if Knicks lose series now |
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THE UNITED STATES IS MEDICALLY EXPERIMENTING ON PEOPLE THAT ARE RICH |
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