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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Bear holding monkeys paw: “I wish I could eat beaver whenever I wanted” |
05/03/24 |
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*MPA furiously poasting saved bear threads during 5min of server uptime* |
05/03/24 |
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"Ew, he's creepy! I'd never date HIM!" (women talking about spectacled bear |
05/03/24 |
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Rate this "single cat lady" Redditor's Costco trip |
05/03/24 |
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Golfmos, should I swap out my 6-iron for a 7H or 9 wood?; |
05/03/24 |
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"you must never look these" (werner herzog re your wife's 'nature photography') |
05/03/24 |
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Current bosses are literally two women and a faggot |
05/03/24 |
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Millennials Earn Less Than Their Parents Did |
05/03/24 |
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Bear is to human female as White man is to Asian women |
05/03/24 |
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departs see bear now suicidal after girl calls his paws “oafish” |
05/03/24 |
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“Rizzly Bear” with fuckboi haircut DMing your wife |
05/03/24 |
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Copies of Handmaidens Tale fading into photos of bear dens from the future |
05/03/24 |
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Auschwitz administrator reads DBG post, put shoes back in boxes |
05/03/24 |
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37 year old Jewess penning erotic novel series: Barren Stein’s Bears |
05/03/24 |
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“Maybe u can bear my children haha” (nebbish bear after 1st date) |
05/03/24 |
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American Psycho dry cleaner scene but it’s your wife with a bearskin rug |
05/03/24 |
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Italians sound and look like Jews |
05/03/24 |
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Woman explaining to Brown Bear BF of 15 years how it's "not about the Grizzly" |
05/03/24 |
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Single tear on Native American's cheek as he watches women ruin bears' lives |
05/03/24 |
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Woman: "But what are you PASSIONATE about?" *bear panics* |
05/03/24 |
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"No, mom, I can't right now, I have several more bear thread ideas. Just let me |
05/03/24 |
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Bear fantasizing about being killed by poachers as woman explains astrology |
05/03/24 |
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Your dollar ain't shit |
05/03/24 |
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woman bringing projector into cave to make bear watch Broad City with her |
05/03/24 |
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Dire Straits singing "I want my HIV" as xoxohth.com fails to load |
05/03/24 |
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"This porridge is ok but have you ever tried overnight oats?" |
05/03/24 |
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I've had it with law |
05/03/24 |
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Kesagake Handsome. |
05/03/24 |
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AutoAdmit today reads like pornographically misogynistic Far Side; well done |
05/03/24 |
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it's just that reality has a misogynistic bias |
05/03/24 |
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Episode S03E07 of Game of Thrones viewership has increased 15,643% |
05/03/24 |
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DON'T WANT A MAN I WANT A BEAR TALL AND STRONG AND HAS HIS HAIR |
05/03/24 |
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MLB is done here - lowest attendance ever |
05/03/24 |
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A woman getting a bear to buy her sangria then forcing it to choke-fuck her |
05/03/24 |
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My 12 year old nephew has been brainwashed by Oliver Anthony, Joe Rogan |
05/03/24 |
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Hungover woke up at 10 and not doing any work. Need to stop drinking |
05/03/24 |
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"This is my rock bottom," the bear sighs as he mauls your future wife |
05/03/24 |
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"Would u rather come across man or giant crab while in the woods?" Woman: "Crab |
05/03/24 |
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Woman Accidentally Shoots Self With Tranquillizer Dart Hunting "Her Bear" (Link |
05/03/24 |
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I’m buying a 1987 red Mercedes Benz 560SL convertible |
05/03/24 |
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Bear trying to imagine fresh river salmon as he licks ur gf’s SSRI-infused sna |
05/03/24 |
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Excellent bear/women threading |
05/03/24 |
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bear’s den newly littered with cursive signs spelling “Den” & “Hibernate |
05/03/24 |
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Your future wife, crab walking nude down Appalachian trail, crooning for fuck |
05/03/24 |
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theory: dumb people follows trends including medically removing penii |
05/03/24 |
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"Are you even listening to me?" the woman barked at bear whos been hibernating f |
05/03/24 |
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Woman leaving blind date with Bear Grylls in disgust |
05/03/24 |
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A Happy Man is Gods Plan |
05/03/24 |
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Your disappointed GF coming back from "Polar Bear Plunge" |
05/03/24 |
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“Looking for my Apex Predator! Haha” (your future wife’s bumble profile) |
05/03/24 |
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"Becky, he's so amazing. I'd choose him over TWO bears even if one was grizzly |
05/03/24 |
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Ukraine admits it will lose the Donbas - link |
05/03/24 |
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"Haha, men are harmless, not like bears" said the 5'2 Korean elf |
05/03/24 |
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Pencil dick with twig arms: lol@ women being afraid of men |
05/03/24 |
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LOL @ TBF -- Elon: "Nick Fuentes simply has no place on 'X,' and he never will." |
05/03/24 |
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How 180 wld it be if all Major US Universities BURNED to the ground? |
05/03/24 |
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Alabama chick talking about the “second coming of Bear Bryant” |
05/03/24 |
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Would you rather come across me or a bear in the woods? |
05/03/24 |
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So “Cocaine Bear” was just Elizabeth Banks’ sex fantasy? |
05/03/24 |
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“Nooo stooppp haha” (woman to bear eating her alive) |
05/03/24 |
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Chipotle "No delivery fee today!" (Still a $6 "service fee") |
05/03/24 |
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“I just grin and bear it,” she said with wink. |
05/03/24 |
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really enjoying the bear-threading |
05/03/24 |
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Bumble going all in on bee themed marketing to attract bears to app |
05/03/24 |
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Rate this homeowners insurance BS |
05/03/24 |
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John Locke: In the state of nature.... Xo geniuses: lol, you can just trust men |
05/03/24 |
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There are more asian boys on the UCLA cheerleading squad than blonde girls (link |
05/03/24 |
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Air China to fly direct to Anchorage, Alaska for "Polar Bear Sex Tourism" |
05/03/24 |
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Buttigieg tweet: "I'd also pick the bear" (link) |
05/03/24 |
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"I've been torn up much worse by a bear" (ur future wife) |
05/03/24 |
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"Yeah Becky, the Golden Retriever was fun but Smokey the Bear is better in bed" |
05/03/24 |
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Men are stupid for choosing another man over the bear |
05/03/24 |
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"That's So Weird!" Birdshit Lady to Indian man raping Lizard as Bear Furks Her |
05/03/24 |
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Arrival but it's women learning to talk to bears to tell them about true crime |
05/03/24 |
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Holy shit lol remember the submarine? |
05/03/24 |
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Bear eating honey comb as woman explains how Trump is a fascist |
05/03/24 |
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Imagine an office staffed by ducks and golden retrievers |
05/03/24 |
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TBF explaining that Titan.us is totally different sub with ample air supply |
05/03/24 |
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"BGTOW: The Dangerous Trend Sweeping America's National Parks" (Salon |
05/03/24 |
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the 'man vs bear' thing is an amazing look into female narcissism and delusion |
05/03/24 |
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Bears pretending to like Zack Snyder movies so women leave them alone |
05/03/24 |
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bear mouthing "women are 180" to you on remote hiking trail |
05/03/24 |
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Meet the Urse: the purse for 2024’s Bear-Attracted Woman |
05/03/24 |
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Bumble to add "Species Filter": Women can choose btween men, bears, dogs, Asians |
05/03/24 |
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"Oh, gross! That's so MEAN!" (woman getting wet as she watches bear eat rabbit |
05/03/24 |
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Extrovert: "what do u do for fun" You: "Create imaginary fast casual chains?" |
05/03/24 |
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first day new poaster, tyia |
05/03/24 |
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Is "ADHD" just the medicalization of sucking at life? |
05/03/24 |
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"I can fix him!" *woman watching bear feast on boy scout troop* |
05/03/24 |
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My small town post office clerk just got back from London & Paris |
05/03/24 |
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im a very demonic sinful person ime |
05/03/24 |
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Pentecostalism is some bizarre goy bullshit |
05/03/24 |
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“Confessions of a Former Slampig” (Teen Vogue) |
05/03/24 |
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Just fucked the btfo cavernous hold of a French single mom |
05/03/24 |
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"Grizzly Woman" but she stays naked the whole time |
05/03/24 |
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Trump going to jail |
05/03/24 |
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Strong, powerful woman: "I prefer the man!" *sees u* "Can I still pick the bear? |
05/03/24 |
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woman asking if the bear is over 6ft or not |
05/03/24 |
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The single best SNL musical performance of my lifetime |
05/03/24 |
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really enjoying the misogyny today keep it up fellas |
05/03/24 |
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at some point the "US" media and government went all in on hating white people |
05/03/24 |
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Departing married coworker offered me pussy on the way out |
05/03/24 |
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"sometimes you poke the bear sometimes the bear pokes you haha" |
05/03/24 |
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Are there any normal xo posters? |
05/03/24 |
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Extrovert: “what do u do for fun” *u remember great thread that got 12 repli |
05/03/24 |
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Negro CLS 1L: "I CAN'T BRIEF" |
05/03/24 |
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Extrovert: “what do u do for fun” *flashes of your rich inner world appear |
05/03/24 |
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Trump’s media company $DJT charged with massive fraud |
05/03/24 |
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Panda angrily poasting about NOWAB (No One Wants Asian Bears) |
05/03/24 |
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Woman angrily glaring at raccoons after wish to be "in woods with bunch of coons |
05/03/24 |
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AZNgirl painting white over the black parts of panda bear |
05/03/24 |
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Michel "Hideo" Foucault's "Discipline and Punished (Venom) Bussy" |
05/03/24 |
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Woman complaining to bear about all the other women at work she dislikes |
05/03/24 |
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AZNgirl running to Polar Bear instead of AZNman |
05/03/24 |
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"Oh, THAT kind of Coke" (disappointed woman to polar bear) |
05/03/24 |
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Rate the Philadelphia Eagles players’ wives and GFs (pic) |
05/03/24 |
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90s: Barenaked Ladies. 2020s: Bear, Naked Ladies |
05/03/24 |
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the discursive formation of your bussy |
05/03/24 |
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"i can't, i'm neurodivergent" (female askav) |
05/03/24 |
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Take On Me but it's HS teacher in Berenstain Bears book molesting Brother Bear |
05/03/24 |
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Are there chicks that maintain great bodies without exercise or diet? |
05/03/24 |
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"Only YOU can prevent women from being sexually unsatisfied" Smokey the Bear exp |
05/03/24 |
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Depressed Panda getting stuck in "dancing bear" frame again |
05/03/24 |
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"I don't know Stacy, I just feel like Smokey is the only one that *listens* to m |
05/03/24 |
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Hey Asians: why so rapey? |
05/03/24 |
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"Sorry, but he's just hairier" (woman explaining why she chose Luis over bear) |
05/03/24 |
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So Birdshit Women are furking BEARS now? Is that correct, Birdshits? |
05/03/24 |
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"He just makes me feel safe" she cooed as the bear viciously murdered Asian male |
05/03/24 |
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This Israel-Palestine thing is the final straw, it will be the USA’s undoing |
05/03/24 |
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Drunkard, doodikoff and other knifemos cum ITT |
05/03/24 |
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"don't wait for the salmon! you need to take initiative" the shrill woman pouted |
05/03/24 |
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Is it better to work with a duck or a woman in the office? |
05/03/24 |
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is scumbag OYT okay after this ATV accident? |
05/03/24 |
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Woman misunderstands how bear spray works; is hospitalized after dousing self in |
05/03/24 |
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"Or perhaps she's wondering why you'd maul her, *before* "raping" her" |
05/03/24 |
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I'd rather have a nose on my ass than go to Delaware for any reason. |
05/03/24 |
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In fairness to women, bears don't wear 'zombie response task force' hats |
05/03/24 |
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Rate this Nordic teen going to UMinnesota next year |
05/03/24 |
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Woman suing bear for loss of consortium (it ate her dog) |
05/03/24 |
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Donald Trump Suggests Feeding Child Migrants to Alligators (nyt) |
05/03/24 |
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"why do they always choose the bear?" pondered kasich over muffled screams |
05/03/24 |
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Happy Friday! Have any women raped their highschool students today? |
05/03/24 |
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woman on the verge of tears accusing a bear of "gatekeeping culture" |
05/03/24 |
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for sale: Podcast equipment, never used (the woman who owned it was eaten by bea |
05/03/24 |
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to be fair to women, if the man in question has a substack, i'm choosing the bea |
05/03/24 |
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where did this awful new "civic religion" come from |
05/03/24 |
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PETA condemns cruel animal treatment as women force bears to watch Mindy Kaling |
05/03/24 |
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Israel's Foreign Reserves stand at $205 billion, abt what US taxpayers gave them |
05/03/24 |
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Women changing their answer after you clarify the man is Ted Bundy |
05/03/24 |
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A lady's thoughts: "Carbs, carbs, sugar, bear, rape, dog, instagram, rape, bear, |
05/03/24 |
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