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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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To the guy driving around the Vatican playing ZZ Top Jesus Just Left Chicago |
05/08/25 |
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"I wouldn't fuck her with your dick" and other 180 sayings |
05/08/25 |
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Charlie Kirk deep research discovers new pope is pro-life |
05/08/25 |
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Coldstone creamery post-PE |
05/08/25 |
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Pakistan looks like it can achieve air superiority over India |
05/08/25 |
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Excluding Home Value, Median 50yo Net Worth only 94k |
05/08/25 |
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What is James Loversbrunch up to these days? |
05/08/25 |
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How did the brunchmen end? What happened to James and Roberto? |
05/08/25 |
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"So they made a COVENANT to 2% defense spending, but-" "Ur Holiness, can we mov |
05/08/25 |
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New popes #1 job - clean up fiscal mess at Vatican bank |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo baptizing with neon green holy water on St. Patrick's day |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo canonizes full roster of 1985 Bears |
05/08/25 |
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Devin Hester beatified, fast track for sainthood |
05/08/25 |
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After hijinx, popemobile is jacked up with tires in reverse. |
05/08/25 |
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think Pope Leo is a big fan of Will D. Cat mascot (Villanova University)? |
05/08/25 |
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My foot hurts so much I can barely walk. |
05/08/25 |
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"A relatively new part of the Papal Regalia, the Pontifical Sleeve Tattoo is a |
05/08/25 |
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can some mick or spic plz explain why the Catholic church HQ is in Rome? |
05/08/25 |
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Holy Shit! is the new Pope from Chicago or something? |
05/08/25 |
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Homeless drunks will urinate on your forgotten grave |
05/08/25 |
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"Mars Attacks" was underrated as a Burton film |
05/08/25 |
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Plagiarism Scandal: New Nick Land Book "Just Necrons 10th Edition Codex" (link |
05/08/25 |
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College student runs red light; entire family all illegal & facing deportation |
05/08/25 |
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Silicon Valley orphanage discovers that 80% of kids are related to Elon (link) |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo establishes rival College of Cubs |
05/08/25 |
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Leo: "Next God told me that Mellon Collie is better than Nevermind" |
05/08/25 |
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Heartfelt TY to the xo essential workers on the road Pope-threading at this very |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo: "Bucktown? We called it Fucktown. All the boys were there." |
05/08/25 |
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joke about eunuchs and meatballs or something.py |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo: "Ketchup on hot dogs constitutes grievous heresy" |
05/08/25 |
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Leo speaking Ex Cathedra: Eucharist to be celebrated with hot dog and Old Style |
05/08/25 |
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"Your Holiness..." "Please, call me DAAAAAAAAA Pope" |
05/08/25 |
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African cardinal after topping Prevost: “now that’s a deep dish” |
05/08/25 |
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Swiss guard bayonetting pizza shop owners for putting sauce under the cheese |
05/08/25 |
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Kerry Wood's 20 strikeout game officially recognized as a miracle. |
05/08/25 |
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Rod Blagojevich releases 4 hour podcast on how he was supposed to be Pope |
05/08/25 |
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"And who is capable of making the cons mad?" "Only me" "Thank u, Holy Fath |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo bedeviled by cheeky gopher at Vatican golf course |
05/08/25 |
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Paul to churches in France and Greece: I'm up in Rome goddammit, listen to me |
05/08/25 |
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joke about windy city and the holy spirit or something.html |
05/08/25 |
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Leo: "Jesus is definitely in my top 3 behind Ditka and Halas but ahead of Butkus |
05/08/25 |
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Joke about pope and chicago hot dogs and/or ketchup.gif |
05/08/25 |
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"Though the papal microstate has no exports, there were 164% tariffs until Thurs |
05/08/25 |
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Mass attendees to receive Old Style instead of wine |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo: If you liked this video, and of course you did, you can click here or |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo's new podcast features interview with guy who knew John Wayne Gacy |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo announces plans to canonize Muddy Waters |
05/08/25 |
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Fucking Tinder sluts in SF - Best neighborhood? Marina v. North Beach v. Mission |
05/08/25 |
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"Shut up and sing!!!" (GOP to everyone except Kid Rock) |
05/08/25 |
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Augustine trying to claim Hippo but he's really from Numidia |
05/08/25 |
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Will any poasters review my resume for me |
05/08/25 |
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A joke about the Pope making ex cathedra dogma about goofy chicago thing.gif |
05/08/25 |
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Vatican City Italian sausage food cart licenses selling for $1mm a pop (link) |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo to incorporate The Bear's Christmas episode into Holy Canon |
05/08/25 |
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lol @ Columbia University - students rioting in library (video) |
05/08/25 |
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they should have made mig pope |
05/08/25 |
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Looking for roles as Whipping Boy, Scapegoat, or Sr. Scapegoat |
05/08/25 |
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Entire Green Bay Packers organization has been excommunicated |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo decrees that DePaul men's basketball is back. |
05/08/25 |
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Sean Penn plays a retard in the film “I Am NSAM” |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo announces first Olive Garden within Vatican City |
05/08/25 |
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Gibberish baseball thread. We got rocked today. My kid was sick and barely pitch |
05/08/25 |
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Trump: UK trade deal, US Pope -- all in just one day! |
05/08/25 |
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can some mick or spic plz explain what an "Augustinian" is |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo publishing encyclical on the history of Wax Trax! |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo announces plans to remodel Holy See in Prairie School style |
05/08/25 |
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Looking for roles in Retardation, Sr. Retardation, Head of Homosexuality |
05/08/25 |
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Leo: "Chicago is full of some of the best gay bars in the world" |
05/08/25 |
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Traditional hymns to be "sampled" in between new rap verses in liturgical mus |
05/08/25 |
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scattered reports out of Vatican of election of Michael Jordan as anti-pope |
05/08/25 |
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Who is this new pope? Shitlib? |
05/08/25 |
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Famous old Catholic song by Chicagoans |
05/08/25 |
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"But Ministry's influence extended beyond the music scene" |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo announcing Kirkland and Ellis new outside counsel for Vatican |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo officially pardoning Jay Cutler for 2011 NFC championship game |
05/08/25 |
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Gen X guys in the 90s drove Saturns and played Sega Saturn |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo hanging Grant Wood paintings in Vatican apartments |
05/08/25 |
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My Identity in Christ is Faggot |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo refers to Giordano's, Malnati's, and Gino's as "Holy Trinity" |
05/08/25 |
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PONTIFEX MAXIMVS |
05/08/25 |
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Stephen Miller tearing out Isaiah 53 in White House Gideon Torahs. |
05/08/25 |
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reports out of Vatican City Leo first chose "Shaddam Corrino IV" but was blocked |
05/08/25 |
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Leo invites Cardinals to continue celebration at Hangge Uppe |
05/08/25 |
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cowshit what’s the latest update on the State of Gaming |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo Brian Leiter Top Chicago Law Papist Honeypot |
05/08/25 |
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Leo: my faith in God is like my faith in Ditka: infallible |
05/08/25 |
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UChicago's top 3 law school status cemented by Pope Leo's election |
05/08/25 |
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Cowgod, where does Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops stand in MGS lore? |
05/08/25 |
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Mass choir rapping drill in Latin |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo refutes scandal allegations: "That is NOT what 'Italian Beef' means!" |
05/08/25 |
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Vatican chefs asking each other what the heck "mild sauce" is |
05/08/25 |
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"I'm here for the deep dish pizza party," said the depressed cardinal |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo blessing vodka sodas in Viagra Triangle |
05/08/25 |
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Older catholics struggling to learn new mumble-rap hymns |
05/08/25 |
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Dennis Farina beatified |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo ordering big foam fingers painted onto Adam and God on Sistine Chapel |
05/08/25 |
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Leo had no desire to be Pope, just wants local orphanage to be saved from closur |
05/08/25 |
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Popemobile leading state troopers, Illinois Nazi party on huge car chase |
05/08/25 |
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Market is getting nuked straight to hades tomorrow. Prepare your anus |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo having the Bean moved to St Peter's Square |
05/08/25 |
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The rhetoric programmed mind and other fallacious thought |
05/08/25 |
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Cardinals blocked his request to be Pope Ferris Bueller. |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo to incorporate guns into "most" priestly functions of Mass |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo renaming it the Sistine-Pritzker Chapel |
05/08/25 |
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Just bought the domaine pope.com, this is gonna be 180 brothers (CSLG) |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo holding Easter mass at Brookfield Zoo |
05/08/25 |
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"Malort be with you." "And with your spirit." |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo denounces Mountain Cat tp for blasphemy against Michael Jordan; Judaism |
05/08/25 |
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ICE tp breaking down Vatican doors wearing giant sombrero |
05/08/25 |
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Church website quietly replaces "Gluttony" with "Soccer" on list of 7 Deadly Sin |
05/08/25 |
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Leo: who's the Walter Payton Man of the Year now bitch? |
05/08/25 |
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New Popemobile to be lifted F-250 with coors light cooler installed |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo walks out into the balcony, sets down a can of Liquid Death |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo teaching the cardinals to "shuffle" |
05/08/25 |
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aliens probably dont exist |
05/08/25 |
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American pope = horrendous news |
05/08/25 |
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JJC must be super stoked |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo announcing the "DLA Piper Exception" to abortion ban |
05/08/25 |
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Empty shelves, for-lease signs and job layoffs point to recession by summer |
05/08/25 |
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Is Nikola Jokic a top 5 player in NBA history at this point? |
05/08/25 |
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Real talk, does anyone rep Chicago as hard as me? |
05/08/25 |
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Leo on how he made it "I was on my grindset" |
05/08/25 |
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Dennis Rodman named US ambassador to the Vatican |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo admits it was him flaming colt on Twitter re: Chicago gangs in 2017 |
05/08/25 |
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Catholic Church files amicus brief in Jenner Block case |
05/08/25 |
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I rep Chicago so hard with this account. |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo to clarify doctrine on whether Winnetka counts as "Chicago" |
05/08/25 |
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Chicago is 1/3 Hispanic. That has to change (Pope Leo) |
05/08/25 |
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I rep Chicago wayyyy more than chicagoadchick |
05/08/25 |
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New Popemobile just an 87 Camara IROC-Z |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo spotted carrying Adriene Vermeule's Admininistrative Law casebook |
05/08/25 |
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But I thought a worldwide council of Catholic leaders would support Israel |
05/08/25 |
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Papa nougato amictus est |
05/08/25 |
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look jesus helped undesirables in the bible so that means we need infinity immig |
05/08/25 |
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American Pope's First Words: "Hello, I'm Retarded like all my Countrymen!" |
05/08/25 |
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15 more years of "Catholic" shitcons screeching that the Pope is shit |
05/08/25 |
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Usha Vance sending Indian Drone to defecate on Pope Leo for anti-JD Tweets |
05/08/25 |
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So the new Pope, who is infallible, dislikes Trump? |
05/08/25 |
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"sport pepper" is currently the most googled term from Vatican City. |
05/08/25 |
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Prevost does not like JD Vance (link) |
05/08/25 |
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Women are evil dumb and retarded |
05/08/25 |
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yeah babe it'll all work out youre only 28 get an IUD for 5 more years |
05/08/25 |
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Vatican opening new chain of sports bars, "Leo's Place" |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo's Twitter account only has 50.5K Followers |
05/08/25 |
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Was The Founder Of The Nation of Islam A White Guy From Oregon? |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo: "...that abomination, AutoAdmit.com tests the limits of God's Love |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo appointing cardinals Dave Chappelle, chris pratt & dwayne "the rock" |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo, former Bishop of Chiclayo, forever guido of Chicago |
05/08/25 |
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ITS PREVOST |
05/08/25 |
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Are there even any Chicago poasters left? |
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