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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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When one returns after retirement to the great bort. |
08/10/26 |
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All summer we just hurried / So come over, just be patient and don’t worry |
08/10/26 |
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Descartes self-censored to dodge accusations made against him personally |
08/10/26 |
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“Death is random as fuck” - Rachmiel’s reminder to not take XO server 4 gr |
08/10/26 |
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my name is "Edward Penishands" and my fingers identify as penises |
08/10/26 |
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tasting menu has hidden "steak tartaria" dish |
08/10/26 |
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Marathon watched Mindhunters yesterday on Netflix. Want to snarf Anna Torv's |
08/10/26 |
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Report: Jason Arday and EK Johnson never seen in same room together. |
08/10/26 |
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Spiritual advisor to Jeffrey Epstein right here |
08/10/26 |
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Atlantis was real btw |
08/10/26 |
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Marco Rubio Toyota announces Lindsey Graham memorial foam party |
08/10/26 |
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Ethereally life-affirming music is not a hobby it is a lifestyle |
08/10/26 |
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Descartes was a mercenary soldier in the Thirty Years War. Total black box |
08/10/26 |
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What happened to the Hegelian eGirls? |
08/10/26 |
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Knew all the words to the popular songs / With the radio on full volume |
08/10/26 |
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Which cherished Poaster would you will your XOXOhth cyberPersona to? |
08/10/26 |
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“His last words before he died were that he had ‘really liked it here’?” |
08/10/26 |
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Not now babe I'm getting in touch with my inner Rachmiel tp (web 1.0 scholar) |
08/10/26 |
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Uma Thurman goes the way of all white women..... |
08/10/26 |
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my posts contain a watermark |
08/10/26 |
(4) |
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Underrated perk of dating Olivia Rodrigo: built in friendship w Conan Gray |
08/10/26 |
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Germans were the last to be converted and the first to openly resist the Pope |
08/10/26 |
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I still wish for you at 11:11... |
08/10/26 |
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"...discussing liberal arts with disaffected lawyers. who just joined |
08/10/26 |
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Germans used esoteric traditions politically to resist papal authority |
08/10/26 |
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my family and I are forced to go to more expensive hotels, restaurants, |
08/10/26 |
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Pinocchio Story from 808s & Heartbreak is one of the most heartfelt songs ever |
08/10/26 |
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gakked as shit on kava and other herbal tinctures. what to buy at walmart |
08/10/26 |
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sometimes i feel bad wanting an entire race of people disappear |
08/10/26 |
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It's always 8:08 somewhere πͺ½ |
08/10/26 |
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https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/s
hort-mario-holding-tall-goth-gir
ls-hand |
08/10/26 |
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Autoadmit was real btw π‘ |
08/10/26 |
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Lab friend recalls “remaining pawsitive πΎ” during ZoZo server outages (li |
08/10/26 |
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Arthoe-mommy gf hybrid insists on 1st class MoMA USA tour (& won’t let you pay |
08/10/26 |
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The Camp of the CyberSaints circa 2021 (tp, needless to say) |
08/10/26 |
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Autoadmit execs: "I wish we never called it XOXOhth" (link) |
08/10/26 |
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Decolonizing My Autoadmit Life |
08/10/26 |
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Your exotic fairy godmother Julia telling U to "poast like nobody's watching..." |
08/10/26 |
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YOU FOUND A FORGOTTEN PS1 SUMMER π΄ [intelligent dnb / atmospheric jungle] |
08/10/26 |
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TFW no Jennifer Love Hewitt circa Garfield veterinarian mommy gf |
08/10/26 |
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An alien world filled with nothing but golden retrievers, pianos, Alice Sara Ott |
08/10/26 |
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If you can't poast with the one you love, poast the one you're with |
08/10/26 |
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The diving bell ("Modernity") and the CyberButterfly Sanctuary π |
08/10/26 |
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Stream of Cumciousness starring Emilio Estevez and Online Men |
08/10/26 |
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"Emilio" its time for your permanent Reprieve from existence |
08/10/26 |
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Feeding chunks of D grade circus meat "Emilio" to your pet crocodile |
08/10/26 |
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Sent from my Tamagotchi circa 1997 |
08/10/26 |
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June bug skipping like a stone / With the headlights pointed at the dawn |
08/10/26 |
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πΆLife is so strange π (life is so strange)π |
08/10/26 |
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Phone Poasting long thread titles is the most dangerous game (IME, but YMMV) |
08/10/26 |
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Castaway on the Moon circa 2009 π
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08/10/26 |
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in 10,000 years, the history of online will be the history of autoadmit (maybe?) |
08/10/26 |
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My bull's balls bouncing off my bulbous booty |
08/10/26 |
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The Tale of TUTU Cities by Robert Halford |
08/10/26 |
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They lock a thick plug in my hole and make me walk around |
08/10/26 |
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B52's Fred Voice to Iran: So. O-pen. Up. That. Big. HOR-MUSSY!! |
08/10/26 |
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Blown away how surprisingly gorgeous Autoadmit in year 32, give or take |
08/10/26 |
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Buddy of mine makes the most creative internet performance art I’ve ever seen |
08/10/26 |
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Either a billion IQ points were used to invent this story or it's true |
08/10/26 |
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Yea hon, he has schizophrenia and thinks hes some kind of chinese umberto eco |
08/10/26 |
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Morrissey, Orville Peck, The Penis = my dream trio for Universal Studios daytrip |
08/10/26 |
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i can't, my male spaces |
08/10/26 |
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"Wow, that's soo cool. That's my teleology too. Are you a Capricorn?!" |
08/10/26 |
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there's always 1 guy in the group obsessed with "exotic milks" |
08/10/26 |
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Not now babe, I'm talking about pseudo-history with an online crank |
08/10/26 |
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WNBA players know Sophie is a higher primate and can't stand it |
08/10/26 |
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No worries, I won't Critique your Pure Reason for cancelling haha |
08/10/26 |
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Does NSAM use some kind of random page feature on Wikipedia? |
08/10/26 |
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Olivia Rodrigo gf: sings 4 U; OR wife: great w kids, still thin & boobs huge |
08/10/26 |
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"I'm so smart and erudite!" -- NSAM *Poasts retarded schizo bullshit* |
08/10/26 |
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Google image search "Robert Fludd." A medical doctor made those drawings |
08/10/26 |
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What's genuinely the load-bearing structural architecture of xo? |
08/10/26 |
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We just had to keep walking / And we became the stories, we became the places |
08/10/26 |
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muslim men sit to pee |
08/10/26 |
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SciFi Novel "NUUYG - First Contact" |
08/10/26 |
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Huh, "penussy" in white font in my email sig must've been put there by Claude |
08/10/26 |
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Fuck “Emily in Paris” I wanna see a show like “Emilio at the SLC dog park |
08/10/26 |
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Kurosawa's Dreams except its ethereal vignettes about XO poasting history |
08/10/26 |
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For Some "Poasters," There's No "Off Switch" for Megapoasting Inspirations (NYT) |
08/10/26 |
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What's a Hospitaler and what were they known for? Don't ask Renee Descartes |
08/10/26 |
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Ok maybe the fact that it happened in Jerusalem means there's a Jewish connectio |
08/10/26 |
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Ok let's use syllogistic reasoning to figure out whether the order of the cross |
08/10/26 |
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I imagine most Poasters poasting in Orville Peck outfit (good looking guy TBF |
08/10/26 |
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Ok, bear with me here: the crucifix was already a potent symbol that's why |
08/10/26 |
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Stream of consciousness poasting with other men online tp |
08/10/26 |
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What the fuck do you do with the fact that John the Baptist had a big following |
08/10/26 |
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"I know Mary's little baby came into the world just to save me" πͺ½ |
08/10/26 |
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New XO feature to include watermarks inside blank bumps - link |
08/10/26 |
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"Sorry, can't do this Friday. Reading Critique Of Pure Reason. Rain check?" |
08/10/26 |
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I had this crazy idea for a YouTube show but I would probably get sued |
08/10/26 |
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One screen on Autoadmit, one screen on "Eurasian tomboy explains Chrono Cross" |
08/10/26 |
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MULTITASKING w ZoZo megapoasting + brushing up on gaming History before GTAVI |
08/10/26 |
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Is it fate? If it's not easy, it must not be At that age I cherished the flowers |
08/10/26 |
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I remember there was a time / When I used to sing for you π¦ |
08/10/26 |
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The Septuagint is probably the most worthless book ever written |
08/10/26 |
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if seven posters say yes I'll retire |
08/10/26 |
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The first rule of Tort Club is that talking about Tort Club is |
08/10/26 |
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Have you ever hit a plateau in your poasting oeuvre and thought, there's no way |
08/10/26 |
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Poasting Plateaus (And How to Overcome Them) by Dr. Kenneth Play, TP |
08/10/26 |
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Told my therapist poasting is the only thing that makes me feel alive |
08/10/26 |
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Quiet, piggy |
08/10/26 |
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The 4 Hour Poast Week |
08/10/26 |
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Conspiracy Theorist wife just told me unvaccinated people don't get cancer |
08/10/26 |
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More Poasts, More Dates |
08/10/26 |
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30 Years of Breaking My Poasting Plateaus by Dr. Pumo Nonce tp |
08/10/26 |
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Autoadmit's heterosexuality or lack thereof should always be pushing the limit |
08/10/26 |
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Michael Jordan closed eye free throw except HAtp's impulsive 100 poast threads |
08/10/26 |
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KITARO’s Jesu Joy of Man’s Desiring circa 1996 π₯° |
08/10/26 |
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Im so good at poasting I have hundred poast threads by noon I forgot by 4 oclock |
08/10/26 |
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Watching M. Night Shyamalan’s first 7 movies on a continuous loop tp |
08/10/26 |
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In 1997, I went on a heater in vegas and bought a No Date Submariner for $2,500 |
08/10/26 |
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Hunter Biden just blamed "Israel or Russia" for" laptop hoax". On Tucker. |
08/10/26 |
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My poasts have a distinctive watermark just like Claude output |
08/10/26 |
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Cowgod Poses With “Xbox Perdio La Gen” Banner (PIC) |
08/10/26 |
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What you are about to witness is a Synthetic Blank Bump (Juan Eighty) |
08/10/26 |
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First names of kids in my daughter's grade. |
08/10/26 |
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Where is NIPPON PROFESSIONAL BASEBALL? |
08/10/26 |
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So Descartes mastered syllogistic reasoning and found it hollow at its core? |
08/10/26 |
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Emilio’s gorgeous tall surfer build Boomer dad |
08/10/26 |
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I just paid $9 for an awesome haircut. U mad New Yorkers? |
08/10/26 |
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"As my clients know we're on page 565 of Scheler's "The Human's Place in the Cos |
08/10/26 |
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New Wildberries just dropped - video |
08/10/26 |
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The Penis tp's stoner years 2004-present |
08/10/26 |
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π¨NEW AURON MACINTYRE NIETZSCHEAN GIRLDAD CONTENTπ¨ |
08/10/26 |
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freak show |
08/10/26 |
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Is Fauci a fall guy or was he leading the "intelligence" community during COVID? |
08/10/26 |
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Fable just accused me of "retrospective gerrymandering" |
08/10/26 |
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"When's this kike shit over," queried GOY tp to Rabbi at his own Jewish wedding. |
08/10/26 |
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GOY tp wiping your whore wife's lipstick off McDonald's straw w tufts sweater |
08/10/26 |
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GOY tp gleeking SKOAL juice into a holocaust survivors face like a Dilophosaurus |
08/10/26 |
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I want to spit clam chowder on kikes outside a Newton synagogue with GOY tp |
08/10/26 |
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ate so many potato latkes I woke up next to GOYtp in an Amherst studio |
08/10/26 |
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fuck nigs dude |
08/10/26 |
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“Can u host?” The exhausted server hamster πΉ asked, and rachmiel delivere |
08/10/26 |
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Oh, the Cartesian doubt. It influenced John Locke's theory of the mind... |
08/10/26 |
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aye tone |
08/10/26 |
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6% of Ohio Residents poast on xoxo (poll) |
08/10/26 |
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There is no race that is as MORALLY ADVANCED as the WHITE RACE |
08/10/26 |
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I can’t be antisemitic b/c I’m infatuated by huge Khazar milkers |
08/10/26 |
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AIPAC handler gf: Khazar Milkers; organic JAP gf: genuine without filters |
08/10/26 |
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autoadmit.com Ruined Online for me imho (too perfect & refined, like cyberhaiku) |
08/10/26 |
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I've never met a black libertarian |
08/10/26 |
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If we had never imported Africans, all pop music would sound like The Carpenters |
08/10/26 |
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Me and Emilio playing with our Nazi action figures |
08/10/26 |
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Best Ali MacGraw quote: Love means never having to say I'm gay |
08/10/26 |
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The bittersweet experience of “I’m gay” or “I love men” never taken se |
08/10/26 |
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π₯π₯π₯ |
08/10/26 |
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My Black King caught me reading about Thelema and smacked the shit out of me |
08/10/26 |
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Your Black King should always be pushing your limits |
08/10/26 |
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sorry babe , my parasympathetic system made me jetstermaxx hard |
08/10/26 |
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