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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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🎶Life is so strange 📝 (life is so strange)🍀 |
08/10/26 |
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Phone Poasting long thread titles is the most dangerous game (IME, but YMMV) |
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Castaway on the Moon circa 2009 🌅 |
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in 10,000 years, the history of online will be the history of autoadmit (maybe?) |
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My bull's balls bouncing off my bulbous booty |
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The Tale of TUTU Cities by Robert Halford |
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They lock a thick plug in my hole and make me walk around |
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B52's Fred Voice to Iran: So. O-pen. Up. That. Big. HOR-MUSSY!! |
08/10/26 |
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Blown away how surprisingly gorgeous Autoadmit in year 32, give or take |
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Buddy of mine makes the most creative internet performance art I’ve ever seen |
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Either a billion IQ points were used to invent this story or it's true |
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Yea hon, he has schizophrenia and thinks hes some kind of chinese umberto eco |
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Morrissey, Orville Peck, The Penis = my dream trio for Universal Studios daytrip |
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i can't, my male spaces |
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"Wow, that's soo cool. That's my teleology too. Are you a Capricorn?!" |
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there's always 1 guy in the group obsessed with "exotic milks" |
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Not now babe, I'm talking about pseudo-history with an online crank |
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WNBA players know Sophie is a higher primate and can't stand it |
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No worries, I won't Critique your Pure Reason for cancelling haha |
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Does NSAM use some kind of random page feature on Wikipedia? |
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Olivia Rodrigo gf: sings 4 U; OR wife: great w kids, still thin & boobs huge |
08/10/26 |
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"I'm so smart and erudite!" -- NSAM *Poasts retarded schizo bullshit* |
08/10/26 |
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Google image search "Robert Fludd." A medical doctor made those drawings |
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What's genuinely the load-bearing structural architecture of xo? |
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We just had to keep walking / And we became the stories, we became the places |
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muslim men sit to pee |
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SciFi Novel "NUUYG - First Contact" |
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Huh, "penussy" in white font in my email sig must've been put there by Claude |
08/10/26 |
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Fuck “Emily in Paris” I wanna see a show like “Emilio at the SLC dog park |
08/10/26 |
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Kurosawa's Dreams except its ethereal vignettes about XO poasting history |
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For Some "Poasters," There's No "Off Switch" for Megapoasting Inspirations (NYT) |
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What's a Hospitaler and what were they known for? Don't ask Renee Descartes |
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Ok maybe the fact that it happened in Jerusalem means there's a Jewish connectio |
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Ok let's use syllogistic reasoning to figure out whether the order of the cross |
08/10/26 |
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I imagine most Poasters poasting in Orville Peck outfit (good looking guy TBF |
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Ok, bear with me here: the crucifix was already a potent symbol that's why |
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Stream of consciousness poasting with other men online tp |
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What the fuck do you do with the fact that John the Baptist had a big following |
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"I know Mary's little baby came into the world just to save me" 🪽 |
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New XO feature to include watermarks inside blank bumps - link |
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"Sorry, can't do this Friday. Reading Critique Of Pure Reason. Rain check?" |
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I had this crazy idea for a YouTube show but I would probably get sued |
08/10/26 |
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One screen on Autoadmit, one screen on "Eurasian tomboy explains Chrono Cross" |
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MULTITASKING w ZoZo megapoasting + brushing up on gaming History before GTAVI |
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Is it fate? If it's not easy, it must not be At that age I cherished the flowers |
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I remember there was a time / When I used to sing for you 🦋 |
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The Septuagint is probably the most worthless book ever written |
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if seven posters say yes I'll retire |
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The first rule of Tort Club is that talking about Tort Club is |
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Have you ever hit a plateau in your poasting oeuvre and thought, there's no way |
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Poasting Plateaus (And How to Overcome Them) by Dr. Kenneth Play, TP |
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Told my therapist poasting is the only thing that makes me feel alive |
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Quiet, piggy |
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The 4 Hour Poast Week |
08/10/26 |
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Conspiracy Theorist wife just told me unvaccinated people don't get cancer |
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More Poasts, More Dates |
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30 Years of Breaking My Poasting Plateaus by Dr. Pumo Nonce tp |
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Autoadmit's heterosexuality or lack thereof should always be pushing the limit |
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Michael Jordan closed eye free throw except HAtp's impulsive 100 poast threads |
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KITARO’s Jesu Joy of Man’s Desiring circa 1996 🥰 |
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Im so good at poasting I have hundred poast threads by noon I forgot by 4 oclock |
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Watching M. Night Shyamalan’s first 7 movies on a continuous loop tp |
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In 1997, I went on a heater in vegas and bought a No Date Submariner for $2,500 |
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Hunter Biden just blamed "Israel or Russia" for" laptop hoax". On Tucker. |
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My poasts have a distinctive watermark just like Claude output |
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Cowgod Poses With “Xbox Perdio La Gen” Banner (PIC) |
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What you are about to witness is a Synthetic Blank Bump (Juan Eighty) |
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First names of kids in my daughter's grade. |
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Where is NIPPON PROFESSIONAL BASEBALL? |
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So Descartes mastered syllogistic reasoning and found it hollow at its core? |
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Emilio’s gorgeous tall surfer build Boomer dad |
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I just paid $9 for an awesome haircut. U mad New Yorkers? |
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"As my clients know we're on page 565 of Scheler's "The Human's Place in the Cos |
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New Wildberries just dropped - video |
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The Penis tp's stoner years 2004-present |
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🚨NEW AURON MACINTYRE NIETZSCHEAN GIRLDAD CONTENT🚨 |
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freak show |
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Is Fauci a fall guy or was he leading the "intelligence" community during COVID? |
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Fable just accused me of "retrospective gerrymandering" |
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"When's this kike shit over," queried GOY tp to Rabbi at his own Jewish wedding. |
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GOY tp wiping your whore wife's lipstick off McDonald's straw w tufts sweater |
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GOY tp gleeking SKOAL juice into a holocaust survivors face like a Dilophosaurus |
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I want to spit clam chowder on kikes outside a Newton synagogue with GOY tp |
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ate so many potato latkes I woke up next to GOYtp in an Amherst studio |
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fuck nigs dude |
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“Can u host?” The exhausted server hamster 🐹 asked, and rachmiel delivere |
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Oh, the Cartesian doubt. It influenced John Locke's theory of the mind... |
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aye tone |
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6% of Ohio Residents poast on xoxo (poll) |
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I can’t be antisemitic b/c I’m infatuated by huge Khazar milkers |
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AIPAC handler gf: Khazar Milkers; organic JAP gf: genuine without filters |
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autoadmit.com Ruined Online for me imho (too perfect & refined, like cyberhaiku) |
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I've never met a black libertarian |
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If we had never imported Africans, all pop music would sound like The Carpenters |
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Me and Emilio playing with our Nazi action figures |
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Best Ali MacGraw quote: Love means never having to say I'm gay |
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The bittersweet experience of “I’m gay” or “I love men” never taken se |
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🥒🥒🥒 |
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My Black King caught me reading about Thelema and smacked the shit out of me |
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Your Black King should always be pushing your limits |
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sorry babe , my parasympathetic system made me jetstermaxx hard |
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Just do pure reason minus all that mystical shit you were doing before |
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How many consoles did you have in your Bonus Room growing up? |
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currently have room full of 10000 sega genesis consoles hooked up mining crypto |
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you've been talking to a hologram |
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ANTHROPIC TELLS SOME INVESTORS IT AIMS TO EXPAND FURTHER INTO HEALTHCARE AND BIO |
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rabbis have me on speed dial tp |
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Make portraits of Renaissance authors are outright forgeries |
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13 years ago Trump was heavily invested in Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart |
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"El actor?" "No, el poaster" |
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How's your Monday night going? |
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I refuse to watch streaming shows ever again. Just make a fucking movie. |
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Jason Williams legally changes from White Chocolate to Black King (SAC News) |
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Samuel Pufendorf was a great German thinker Nietzsche wouldn't dare mention |
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God to you in Heaven: “good morning” |
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what happened to that one mentally ill poaster? |
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Nippon Professional Baseball looks like Jason Williams except uses ZOZO slang |
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What if Hitler exalted Grotius as a great Germanic thinker instead of Nietzsche? |
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What happened to the Autoadmit.com eGirls? I love men to be clear |
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Is this pic AI, or is Wade Boggs absolutely jacked? |
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Western thinkers who advocated pacifism in chronological order |
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I've been averaging 9+ hours of sleep recently |
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Grotius was a good writer because he wrote his shit in prison |
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Crazy that Carson City is NV capitol but completely forgotten otherwise |
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Crazy that Sacramento is CA capitol but completely forgotten otherwise |
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Is Logan (2017) the greatest hard boiled super hero film? |
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boner police, haggard & jaded & broken at 21, three years at Tufts broke him |
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The Dark Ages were probably the only time Christians were truly obedient |
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*Peterman draining a trucker's balls like a capri sun pouch* |
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Reminder: All of my poasts have to be approved by my Black King. |
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I'm poasting. |
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Apparently Eric adams told a bunch of NEW New Yorkers to go back to Iowa, OHIO |
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one-armed, homosexual chainsaw enthusiast |
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Why are white women always whoring it up, online dating, etc.? |
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Is A Chainsaw Safe To Use? Prole Goy Neighbor Said I Can Borrow For Broke Branch |
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Name a bigger pacifist in human history than Jesus |
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“The Penis” + an LLM are my Autoadmit quantity AND quality dream team 🐾 |
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Why was this the most dangerous book you could own in Europe for 300 years? |
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White man adopts Asian son to fuck. Which race does this reflect more poorly on? |
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Penis AI |
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Teacher fired for fucking a student in her classroom + car (pic) |
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Chris Berman has the weirdest build I've ever seen |
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Maybe something happened in the 20th century that weakened Christianity |
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Masturbating in the shit stall at the nude dancer club |
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If Nietzsche knew WWI was coming would he even be able to focus on Latin? |
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Japo salarymen seem extremely high T in the way they veraciously lick ass and pu |
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Listening to E Sheeran’s Azizam with Luis tp IRL is my lifetime make a wish |
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Kava is the best drug money can buy |
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When you and I collide / You bring me to life |
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Jesus was pacifist as fuck but zero Christians took that as a lesson why? |
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