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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Protip: marry much younger and more attractive than yourself |
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Love looking at women butts |
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Litigator on other side has a bio calling him tenacious. Should I be concerned? |
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The road to hell is paved with PS5 Exclusives. |
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JCM: Have you ever let a guy’s penis sneeze in your vagina? |
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gf is getting curious how I have so many "faggot friends" |
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The PATRIOT Act is a metastasizing tumor in the country's constitution |
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This may be why Trump hasn't nominated a single federal judge yet - link |
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Wilbur Mercer tp was conceived during Cleveland Balloonfest 1986 |
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White suburban chicks making 6 figures IRL niggerthreading and ur blackpilling? |
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So you can get PAID for calling black people niggers now? |
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force feeding a soft penis into a dry as fuck pussy. |
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Truth Nukem |
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2.37 Thielbucks have been deposited into your account for this post. |
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Last 6 recessions began during GOP admins |
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invaginated screen |
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Hitler on Gujerattt |
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Just think if you practiced you who life you would hit 70 home runs |
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"babe im finally about to cum!" *squirts finasteride liquid like a water pistol* |
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The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed |
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One shot at existence and u were a cog in a kike casino nightmare machine |
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One shot at existence and you were raised by a poor retarded single mom |
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Tried to create a ChatGPT based on Ricky, it exploded due to excess neuroticism |
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Trump Pardons Fraudster who stole $80 million from Native Americans (link) |
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never pay for sex. never cheat on your wife. |
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5 people gunned down to death yesterday across Minneapolis: |
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Porn is not free, you pay with a piece of your soal everytime you jerk off & cum |
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PSA: National debt is fake |
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Black father getting ready to teach his boy a LESSON |
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Funniest thing about all these sport hypos no one mentions |
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ITT: The second-most popular songs from bands with 1 massive hit: |
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asians obsess over whites, whites dont think about asians |
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rate my failed band |
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NYPost: Barron Trump communicates with friends only via XBOX |
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Canadian boomers are overwhelmingly liberal, everyone else conservative (link) |
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George W Bush with bullhorn 📢: “Xbox owners I hear you… |
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Microsoft increasing prices across the board. Lmao xboxmos |
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Microsoft raises XBOX prices because of, err, reasons - link |
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Girls with thick eyebrows who read thick fantasy novels and want to taste cum |
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Foreigners are treating going to USA for vacation like going to INDIA now |
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Don Draper clicks to next slide: "Asian pussy - it's delicate but potent" |
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As far as I can tell, NYUUG has always been, and continues to be, right about |
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(((Laura Loomer))) takes victory lap after Waltz's ouster. TBF??? |
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Tom of Finland Alert System telling you about a hot bike cop two blocks away |
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Peter Thiel solemnly putting his dick in azn boy's mouth: "Gamergate was a tur |
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“No way 4 bottles of Mr Bubble just Slipped In there”- Dr looking @ TSINAH X |
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“It’s Just A Research Boner”: IFNB and the Limits of Keyfabe (Journal of X |
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old retarded chinese ppl gambling |
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Mr. Jinx dressing as a Maryland dad to get deported to Latinx super-prison: |
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The entire Bible is a parable and it also literally true |
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What % of blacks would be happier under slavery? |
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respectable ladies who love to be ravished in the heinie |
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Peter Thiel said I could pay him $30k for an internship, cr? |
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How often to you talk to “Siri” |
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Seriously tho, when are white nationalists going to rise up? |
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Bumble / dating app etiquette question ITT |
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180 xo shtick: VASTLY overestimating physical superiority of pro athletes |
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RFK Jr. open to appointing a Chemtrail Czar - link |
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Zoomers, do you know what a “secret song” was? |
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ChatGPT is crushing Google in the AI race. Unless you look at the data different |
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AI is 6x better at changing opinions on Reddit/changemymind than experts |
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stroke stroke stroke your cock gently til you cream |
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I think I'm better than everyone else. |
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In Suits and Ties, Lawyers Protest Trump's Attacks on the Legal System |
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Biden criticizes Trump tariffs due to impact on math coprocessor imports |
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Mr. Jinx's Stand and Deliver remake is really quite bawdy |
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Few know that Zuck's middle name is "Ultra" |
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Tulsi out as well. Neocons convinced Trump her lack of security pedigree |
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women legit have zero value anymore, like 0% nothing other than holes |
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Amzn vs MSFT |
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down, empty, sad about my lost life |
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new comeback anytime someone calls you an incel on reddit |
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Stock investing bros: thoughts on ROKU? |
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Lot of people accidentally shoot themselves while cleaning guns |
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there needs to be a law that you can only own one car per house owned |
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Grok surprisingly does a good job of tracking reality |
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New poaster. XO Walrus irl. An IRL Walrus, the poaster. First day. |
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Lazy whiny bankers complain that their 'work' is 'too hard': |
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Recommend me a cordless drill - Milwaukee or Dewalt or other? |
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you know...give him my best...empty this clip |
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just relax, take out the clip, fix that shit |
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when my stomach touching, ribs showing, you off in the corner glowing |
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With Waltz gone do cons still think Hegseth will make it through June? |
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Hoover Max Extract PressurePro, model 60 |
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The measure of a man is his lawn. |
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What’s a cure for food poisoning. Got it last night through present. |
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Indian-Italian horror movie Pradeep Red |
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Heavyset 27 year old men in community college who jerk it to DeviantArt |
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pizza party with unlimited walnut sauce |
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Some of our greatest scholarship comes from geniuses responding to NSAM |
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he may be a fat slovenian, but he's MY fat slovenian |
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Lmao at lebron |
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Jim KellyTP's wife carrying on a conversation with Idris Elba tp's smoke detecto |
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Markets always pump on the 1st with the 401k money, then collapse by EOD |
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rate this autoadmit poaster racking up billables |
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Grande Guignol (horror themed coffee chain) |
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Golf bros, you ever switch to midsize grips? |
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Boom having homosexual nude anal in a Wendy's cripple shitter stall |
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JOI from Jessica Harper circa Suspiria |
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1 877 Boxkars for Kids |
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LOL, this is what got Walz fired - link |
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How many points/game would Shaq have averaged if he was an 80% FT shooter? |
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“He fixes the trade deficit?” “Don’t be fatuous, Lutnick.” |
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Don Lemon putting on leather gear: "I'm Dom Lemon, now" |
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Yes, Alexa, all libs includes Johnny Depp. Send him double the bees |
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Imgur album of HS seniors wearing only the sweatshirts from their colleges |
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The erotic gaze in the NFL draft |
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sack of meat that accomplishes nothing before being chucked into a pile of dirt |
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guys i'm gonna do a bunch of bumps of old poasts ywia |
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CHASTEN DOESNT KNOW THAT SCOTT BESSENT AND ME DO IT IN |
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Couple falls off cliff and dies in Bryce Canyon NP, cat survives fall in carrier |
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Ricky said he smoked 3-5 grams of weed a day. That’s extremely degenerate |
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Waltz named UN Ambassador same day he was fired as NSA |
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ended it with another jew broad today |
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Lmao you can play MVP ‘05 as George Bush |
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I'm losing my faaavourite hair (The Cardigans) |
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I have an LL Bean duffle bag from the 90s I still use |
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May 2 is “Mr Hands” day at all Seattle ISD Elementary Schools (link) |
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i couldve been someone |
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Toilet Paper Replacement Gains Popularity Amid Shortage Worries |
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Biden RELEASED illegal alien rapists as long as they promised not to rape again |
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Clean shaven >>>>>> slovenly yet tryhard “beard” |
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Annalena Baerbock showing a little tit - sfw |
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Lorde's genius new feminist album cover |
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Scientist Atheist Lawyer Fren |
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It's nicknamed the 'bearcat', smells like popcorn and lives in trees – meet th |
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gf is getting curious about how i have so many "lawyer teen" fans |
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Why don’t all planes have emergency parachutes |
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Aliens challenge Earth to 1 on 1 against prime Michael Tyson clone. Who plays? |
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Duolingo replaces all workers with AI |
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I Doordashed some maxi pads & panties to a fat chick today |
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Anal sex is sick and unnatural |
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White House Announces Rubio Will Be Hosting Dual Foam Parties Tonight |
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I pop a strong weed gummy every day around this time |
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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 megathread |
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Mike Walz fired |
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hey Cowgod, rate the flag of Kyrgyzstan |
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World is gonna be 1000x better off when USA is DESTROYED |
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"Belichick is dating a 24 year old..." ( libs booo) "... girlboss“ (libs cheer |
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you don't need another job to afford a nicer newer ride at MARCO RUBIO TOYOTA |
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Libs: believe all women! Except that lying hoe Mrs. Abrego Garcia! |
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"Yeah man it's like ... so deep" said the overweight 48 yr old norwood 4 of coun |
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Just finished learning Italian |
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Rubio gonna beat JD to POTUS |
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US Army droning up - link |
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shrew asks genie for a "petite mort", gets tiny tax lawyer |
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Singapore Election is completely Hilarious |
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constantly cleaning ur gun every 30-60 minutes while on holiday w/ wife & kids |
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do you go commando |
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where is your life headed |
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