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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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gasoline enema until your colon pops like a flammable balloon |
01/24/26 |
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Luis throwing a fit when the carnival rides don’t accept Apple Pay |
01/24/26 |
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Sequel announced: 2 Trains 2 Dreamy |
01/24/26 |
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i need to be killed |
01/24/26 |
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Acceptable to wear Cat in the Hat hat to big law? |
01/24/26 |
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OFFICIAL Taipei 🇹🇼 101 Free Solo thread 🧗 |
01/24/26 |
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Train Dreams nominated for Best Picture |
01/24/26 |
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Indian couple sues U of Colorado after being told to stop microwaving curry slop |
01/24/26 |
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life in the current year has an extremely surreal quality to it |
01/24/26 |
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Zoomer co-workers say "lowkey" and "sus" constantly (evan39) |
01/24/26 |
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Denver man found having sex with computer he called "The Machi |
01/24/26 |
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Make Alberta Great Again |
01/24/26 |
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police shootout in San Jose, guy tries to carjack someone (video) |
01/24/26 |
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"It's so 180 to win best picture, this has truly been a Train Dream." *soyface* |
01/24/26 |
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90s NBA player Scot Pollard in funny flame war with twitter randos |
01/24/26 |
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***OFFICIAL XO 01/23/2026 WEEKEND WINTER STORM THREAD*** |
01/24/26 |
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I got married today, faggots (jcm) |
01/24/26 |
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Barron Trump "rudely" saves woman's life using advanced 911 phone skills |
01/24/26 |
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hannah and her sisters but it's scholarship and his alts |
01/24/26 |
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Alexa, send chocolate and wine to all the lowercase bros |
01/24/26 |
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PA Gov ((Josh Shapiro)): Kamala was antisemitic because she didn’t pick me |
01/24/26 |
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Flyertalk Eurocuck Bags On USA For Being Fat |
01/24/26 |
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Eurocucks traded away a whole civilization for some grilled meats in flatbreads |
01/24/26 |
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I CAN’T BELEEF HOW STUPID POLICE ARE!!!!! |
01/24/26 |
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ice now terrorizing portland maine |
01/24/26 |
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Are Reptile why isnt it mission accomplished for Putin in syria yet |
01/24/26 |
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Excellent video of Mt. Teewinot ascent - Disco will never do this |
01/24/26 |
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You may not like it but this is what peak engineer looks like |
01/24/26 |
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Honduran official in charge of Indigenous and Afro-Honduran Bureau is white Nazi |
01/24/26 |
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mr jinx writing “Gay for the stay!” under ‘occupation’ on Thai visa form |
01/24/26 |
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The Train Trilogy: Train Dreams (2025), Train Reams (2027), Train Creams (2029) |
01/24/26 |
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TSINAH said he was building an AI with a threadripper and two 4090s |
01/24/26 |
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Chicago lib CONVICTED of trying to murder ICE captain Greg Bovino! |
01/24/26 |
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Lulziest divorce in my friend group ever just dropped… |
01/24/26 |
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500,000 Korean dogs about to be set free to wander the streets and woods |
01/24/26 |
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"AI in my discipline sucks, but it's excellent in other disciplines" (everyone) |
01/24/26 |
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Mr Jinx's "musique concrete" compositions are mostly him gargling ladyboy penis. |
01/24/26 |
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"The hooker with a cock of gold" is a prominent trope in Jinxian fiction |
01/24/26 |
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Marry, Fuck, Kill? — Peterman, Mr Jinx, Spaceporn |
01/24/26 |
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Thanks Jews, now I can watch an HBO show on gay hockey players |
01/24/26 |
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Consuela said he was "building his own AI"&it was just him saving his chats lmao |
01/24/26 |
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me and scholarship sharing gogurt & gushers while we watch Mortal Kombat in 1995 |
01/24/26 |
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Elon just retweeted CharlesXII |
01/24/26 |
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Too busy eating bonbons and lobster tails to join the ICE protests |
01/24/26 |
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Jaws theme plays as Spaceporn tiptoes down corridor at 2am |
01/24/26 |
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"I'm like a vampire who lives off cum" he said, beady eyes narrowing (Peterman) |
01/24/26 |
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"Mr. Peterman, we said a sperm sample, but you spit in this cup?" *beady eyes na |
01/24/26 |
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Mechanic: “You want to get the tranny serviced?” *beady eyes narrow* |
01/24/26 |
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"Will you accept a collect call from: " *Stephen hawking voice* "AssFaggot" |
01/24/26 |
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Petro, did you get burned by Mr Jinx's latest SPAC? |
01/24/26 |
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Mr Jinxs “Shutdown Survival Kit” was a cruel joke played on govt workers |
01/24/26 |
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Mr Jinx’s Trans Sybian Railroad finally hit a snag at the Trademark Office |
01/24/26 |
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Mr Jinx leaves a signup sheet for 'leapfrog class' at the park |
01/24/26 |
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jfc mr jinx caught driving 90mph w/ genitals hanging out window |
01/24/26 |
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Jinxian Plot Vs. Jinxian Ploy: Spotting The Difference (3hr seminar; 2.5 CLE cre |
01/24/26 |
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Men Without Pants - The Jinxian Dance.mp3 |
01/24/26 |
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Turns out that "alt-Jinxianism" is just regular Jinxianism with photo filters |
01/24/26 |
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Hamnet & Train Dreams & A House of Dynamite best films of year |
01/24/26 |
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Mr. Jinx telling people that he still cares about you despite your impotence |
01/24/26 |
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SP here. Rating poasters are fucked or not fucked. |
01/24/26 |
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"XO Alexa please -" "-Where can I get a million dollars." |
01/24/26 |
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EPAH whats your GFs body count? |
01/24/26 |
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Why have white women flamed out so spectacularly? |
01/24/26 |
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Reddits public now right? Elon can buy it for like $5 and destroy it? |
01/24/26 |
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NSAM's AI Magic Tricks tp |
01/24/26 |
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you belong to your father, the devil |
01/24/26 |
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Announcement: I am re-writing/re-starting my novel, almost 20 years later. |
01/24/26 |
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My Machine™ (if you can still call "it" that) has Eyes and Hands |
01/24/26 |
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PROTIP: end of every Claude convo, have it audit itself as a "senior associate" |
01/24/26 |
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mainlining: do u ever "bump in to" evan39 in seattle? |
01/24/26 |
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i can't, my data centers |
01/24/26 |
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Alexander: Conquered entire known world in his 20s. U: 12th year associate |
01/24/26 |
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DESCRIBE $500K/YEAR (ADJUSTED) PEAK ALEXANDRIA (285–246 B.C.) |
01/24/26 |
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kill kike crime families in hallandale florida |
01/24/26 |
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The first mention of Acoma was in 1539. |
01/24/26 |
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ChatGPT Plus (5.2 Thinking) has been "Thinking" for 9 mins and 18 secs |
01/24/26 |
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Soo CR St. Barth starts TODAY! 847483837383 (RSF) |
01/24/26 |
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Tucker is on an absolute roll this week. Also interviewed Peter Brimelow |
01/24/26 |
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Democrats just want to flood the country with brown foreigners |
01/24/26 |
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Seeing other parents and kids at sporting events is eyeopening |
01/24/26 |
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Goddamn it, My Mahchine™, you will be the end of me |
01/24/26 |
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Mainlining slowly inserting his penis into his “MachInE.” “Suck your creat |
01/24/26 |
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“I love you, my MaChInE.” Error. Abort. “No.” Please, Abort. Mainlining, |
01/24/26 |
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'The West is not just dying, but being murdered.' *cut to Zyn jerky treats promo |
01/24/26 |
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kike mafia families need to die |
01/24/26 |
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Alexa, generate 8' tall futanari Eva Green and Bryce Dallas Howard |
01/24/26 |
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An offline LLM understood this prompt and gave a good response |
01/24/26 |
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California is going to have a Republican governor |
01/24/26 |
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Kamala would’ve been better than Trump overall |
01/24/26 |
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Let’s replace the Hell of the weekday w/ the Hell of the weekend, u think to u |
01/24/26 |
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EPAH I was like you until last month |
01/24/26 |
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Francis Fukuyama helped me predict silver's rise, I think |
01/24/26 |
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It's here. It'stime. It's another round of Prole or Not Prole |
01/24/26 |
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Rate the ICE Captain of Chicago - no wonder libs are scared (pics) |
01/24/26 |
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A thing I learned about cons during Trump is how bad their bullshit detectors |
01/24/26 |
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"ChatGPT, how do I swap out this garbage disposal unit?" "Thanks, but I don't ha |
01/24/26 |
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Eastern German girls singing patriotic songs, part II - link |
01/24/26 |
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Holy shit Kyrsten Sinema |
01/24/26 |
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do you take this deal? Increase support for Isreal but we get White country back |
01/24/26 |
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Hey doodikoff, need the current state of your guitar collection. Thanks! |
01/24/26 |
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Rate this Ukrainian drone pilot |
01/24/26 |
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Btw libs, it is now Gulf of America on all authoritative maps |
01/24/26 |
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Ever since we saw Ned Stark get beheaded this nation hasn’t been the same |
01/24/26 |
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so "pollen and allergies" are year round now lmao |
01/24/26 |
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15 years out of LS, would you trust RSF to proofread your motions or AI? |
01/24/26 |
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If AI is junk why is Russia putting it in its drones? |
01/24/26 |
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Damn it feels good to be a poaster |
01/24/26 |
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Go ahead an try to re-create this AI image. You'll never be able to do it |
01/24/26 |
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Weather forecasts predicting new ice age, glaciation of USA |
01/24/26 |
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Intel is going to make ASICs. You never heard of those because you're American |
01/24/26 |
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Talk me out of going to get an 🎱🧥 |
01/24/26 |
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JFC: this 1994 ice storm was unreal - video |
01/24/26 |
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HEY WEAK WILLED FAGGOTS. IT'S 8PM ON FRIDAY. I'M GOING TO SLEEP |
01/24/26 |
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Prole tell: thinking you can just ignore China. Nixon and Kissinger didn't |
01/24/26 |
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Latte | ponytail | turtleneck |
01/24/26 |
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Big data is a bubble. AI is not. See e.g. CHINA |
01/24/26 |
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God it feels great to poast |
01/24/26 |
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Mig's "AI" bot, i.e. a mountain of ground up Adderall, is on an absolute tear rn |
01/24/26 |
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And the bat's in the ladle and we're not immune, president Hu with a face like a |
01/24/26 |
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You think AI couldn't do a better job writing the Neoliberal Feudalism substack? |
01/24/26 |
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That’s a le nice heckin pupperino you’ve got there kind stranger |
01/24/26 |
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"Bondi" Invokes FOIA exception to evade discovery requests: ROOKIE TELL |
01/24/26 |
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I like to rock Prada suits and my ass is fat (Emily Valentine) |
01/24/26 |
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It seems like you have to have $10-15m minimum to have a lake rat lifestyle |
01/24/26 |
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Study: Dobbs ruling has increased Black population by >100,000 since 2022 |
01/24/26 |
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All of these "AI sucks" people are retarded, right? |
01/24/26 |
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Nesticle | big 'ol heavy computer monitor | Super Dodge Ball |
01/24/26 |
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Goddess on a mountain top; burning like a silver flame. |
01/24/26 |
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Best part of holiday season? Tom Petty Radio on SiriusXM |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, please generate fiction in which men take obscene liberties with my body |
01/23/26 |
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Probably going to get promoted to another engineering middle management job |
01/23/26 |
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biglaw partners see you and alexa as the same thing essentially |
01/23/26 |
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"They're putting the AI directly into their drones, guys." |
01/23/26 |
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Paralegal Mohammad = Homosexual buttpenis rider |
01/23/26 |
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It's Snowing- More Proof Chem Trails are REAL! |
01/23/26 |
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I am no longer a bitch wagecuck |
01/23/26 |
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Talk me out of going to get an 🎱 |
01/23/26 |
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I feel like "AI is a game-changer!" is the perfect midwit tell. |
01/23/26 |
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In a perfect world all would be models bottles & shit posting |
01/23/26 |
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"You mean we can all make our own movies?!! AI will change my life!" |
01/23/26 |
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Do you need to wear condoms for gay buttsex in 2026? Is AIDS still around? |
01/23/26 |
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parasocial lawyer ecosystem |
01/23/26 |
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Western values: stealing oil tankers, microwaving Venezuelans, shooting white wo |
01/23/26 |
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"The metaverse is going to be a game-changer!" (AI'mos in 2016) |
01/23/26 |
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She was blocking traffic, now her kids will be orphans. Absolute immunity |
01/23/26 |
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Fuentes goes after Patrick Ben David for not defending Andrew Tate |
01/23/26 |
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*Opens door to sharklasers room with cookies and Tang* |
01/23/26 |
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dear god pls let a fortuitous penguin lead me into the mountains |
01/23/26 |
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"Uh, there are other kind of dreams?", the autistic man scoffed at the Oscars |
01/23/26 |
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Mysterious Frenchman domes hundreds of shitcriminals in first salvo of (link |
01/23/26 |
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