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I have access to CharlesXII's OKC profile. I'm his new dating manager. (Krampus) |
04/23/18 |
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avicii's been dead only a couple days; already totally forgotten |
04/23/18 |
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why is Consuela pretending not to be Cernovich again? |
04/23/18 |
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MAL whispering that her favorite positions are missionary and more missionary |
04/23/18 |
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Charles is going to get a girlfriend, get married & have kids solely to win MPM |
04/23/18 |
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*wants to kidnap/rape* *says 'i'm taking you to hotel'* ????? *profit* |
04/23/18 |
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I carry MAL out of loser party like thor and captain America combined |
04/23/18 |
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BAM! Human civilization goes near extinct. Network boxes preserved |
04/23/18 |
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remember how boomers forcememed Woodstock '94 |
04/23/18 |
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I haven't worked in 3 years, been only investing in crypto, even in downturn |
04/23/18 |
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Billionaire Khosla Is Asking the Supreme Court to Keep People Off His Beach |
04/23/18 |
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MAL is a pale pensive band geek kissing my neck 4 saving her frm dweeb assfaggot |
04/23/18 |
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/!\ Sean Hannity revealed as owner of 877 Section 8 houses /!\ |
04/23/18 |
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levels. of. being. |
04/23/18 |
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"What's the password?" "Nuru Massage" |
04/23/18 |
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Sometimes I look at large office towers and think of all the suffering inside |
04/23/18 |
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if you're not into quasireligious psychological shamanism you fucked up |
04/23/18 |
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Trump with adamantium fists, crushing the liberal establishment |
04/23/18 |
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MILLENIALS COMPETING AGAINST CHINK SLANT VERMIN FOR AFFORDABLE HOUSING IN US LJL |
04/23/18 |
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Fusion GPS founders publish op-ed in WaPo calling for investigation of Trump Org |
04/23/18 |
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Prole Tell: Knowing The Intricacies of USPS Rates |
04/23/18 |
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Pic of the results from Peterman's latest STD test |
04/23/18 |
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Prole Tell: Thinking "Taking His Case To The US Supreme Court" Means Anything |
04/23/18 |
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Dux is my straight boyfriend who sobs for hours after I deep dick his hungry ass |
04/23/18 |
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Retirement Shock: Need to Find a Job After 40 Years at General Electric |
04/23/18 |
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Shy nerdy college girls who are naive about boys and don't shave their pussies |
04/23/18 |
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reminder: these 'DACA kids' will not make a single worthwhile contribution here |
04/23/18 |
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lawman8 telling to the mirror like in taxi driver: are you being glib with me? |
04/23/18 |
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lawman8 is just a pensive alt |
04/23/18 |
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fuck Shaker Heights: TOLEDO is where it's at, folks, you can work @ NLJ250 firm |
04/23/18 |
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kurds converting to zoroastrianism in droves: |
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NYC church to hold Beyonce Mass to worship "the Goddess Beyonce" |
04/23/18 |
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SUCKING | AND | FUCKING |
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Uh oh. Here comes the nogger train! NIGGER nigger NIGGER nigger NIGGER nigger |
04/23/18 |
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boner police just "kept me on the line" for 3 minutes - now tracking my location |
04/23/18 |
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Besides black women, which are the most promiscuous races? |
04/23/18 |
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Rating poasters threads = cheap way to brownnose and seek acceptance |
04/23/18 |
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earl measuring listerine in cap while luis makes 1M off a coin that sounded chil |
04/23/18 |
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Kevin Gates - 2 Dads.mp3 |
04/23/18 |
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"Daddy's Roommate" a.k.a. "I have 2 dads: a children's book" |
04/23/18 |
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lawman8, rate me as a mouthwash |
04/23/18 |
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tell me about parsi/zoroastrian girls |
04/23/18 |
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reminder: lawman8 is 100% right about rating poasters threads |
04/23/18 |
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What are your thoughts on SHIT CURTAINS? |
04/23/18 |
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irl john rocker is so 180. love that guy |
04/23/18 |
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WaPo: challengers for the 2020 Dem POTUS nom include transgender zoroastrian |
04/23/18 |
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Well, it all looks great, 400 years later we buying our own chains |
04/23/18 |
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metaphysics is gay are we friends |
04/23/18 |
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Sign here if you believe love is a sacred trust and compact |
04/23/18 |
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Have you heard of a technique down under? (Men without MDs) |
04/23/18 |
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One way I would not look at love is just a bunch of kissing and fucking |
04/23/18 |
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all this excitement over Kanye being a right winger is such a waste of time |
04/23/18 |
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Lawman8: what does unconditional love mean to you |
04/23/18 |
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CharlesXII needs a Zero * t-shirt and black Vans |
04/23/18 |
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Stunningly hot law prof Nancy Leong gets kidnapped, almost raped by Uber driver |
04/23/18 |
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J.D. Vance standing behind askav's closet door like the alien in Communion |
04/23/18 |
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Which famous musician's legacy was helped most by an early death? |
04/23/18 |
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any posters just completely abandon their wife/family? |
04/23/18 |
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President Zuckerberg announces ur imminent draft on 1st day of Google Drone War |
04/23/18 |
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pic of all 9 scotus justices rocking SUPREME box logo hoodies |
04/23/18 |
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got a dyed undercut and wore zero * shirt today |
04/23/18 |
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Tao Lin has a new novel out |
04/23/18 |
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Post childhood favorite novel |
04/23/18 |
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Petition to unban XO Arkan |
04/23/18 |
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*me panting like an autistic chimp at the spin ratfucks forcememe* |
04/23/18 |
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XO Scott Adams: Kanye "ripped a hole in reality" |
04/23/18 |
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Which famous musician's legacy was harmed most by NOT dying young? |
04/23/18 |
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Stoner is a top 5 American novel |
04/23/18 |
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so NSA and DIA create Facebook and make Zuckerberg answer to clueless congress? |
04/23/18 |
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boards biggest stoners: lawman8, spaceporn2525 |
04/23/18 |
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Is Houllebecq CR? Thinking of impulse-buying all his novels. |
04/23/18 |
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anyone wanna come over? my mom's making bagel bites! |
04/23/18 |
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charles what concrete steps have u taken to cop a date since big thread |
04/23/18 |
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conga line of 88 bloodacre clones stopping to dab at lawman8's public stockade |
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Putin "furious" at sanctions, releases Ivanka-Trump sex tape. Natl Guard just |
04/23/18 |
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There are so many rich-by-real estate fucks in NYC |
04/23/18 |
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Check out this ALPHA photo of Pope John Paul the GREAT |
04/23/18 |
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Stoner by John Williams is the only American novel you need to read. |
04/23/18 |
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U: working like a chump. PP: in his basement playing video games |
04/23/18 |
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OH THE LONE PRINGLE |
04/23/18 |
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Carl Orff -- Gassenhauer |
04/23/18 |
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Charles XII needs a Peppermint Patty, chill granola type girl to fall in love |
04/23/18 |
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big butt persian associate keeps glancing at me, smiling |
04/23/18 |
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I know why the caged ratfuck spins |
04/23/18 |
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lawman is calling for a total shutdown of ratings threads until we figure out wh |
04/23/18 |
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Any other persian girls w/ dyed undercuts besides h. ryder? |
04/23/18 |
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Untold mystery of the universe: Leonard Ellerbe's nose. |
04/23/18 |
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Starting to think quasi-vegetarianism might be CR |
04/23/18 |
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going to bed at 9pm and awaking at 5am |
04/23/18 |
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can somebody link me that oh what a scholar meme with the woman |
04/23/18 |
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WTF there is an "Oh, what a scholar!" TWITTER ACCOUNT? WTF |
04/23/18 |
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the "Oh, what a scholar" thread changed everything |
04/23/18 |
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Blurted out oh, what a scholar! during professor lecture |
04/23/18 |
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obama to kid with dyed undercut: "you didnt shave that" |
04/23/18 |
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"spin, rat fucks" will go down as the GOAT 2018 XO meme |
04/23/18 |
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Slumlord Sean turning off the heat in his projects every November |
04/23/18 |
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"stop sexualizing CharlesXII," said absolutely no XO poaster as we continued |
04/23/18 |
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If Al Gore handn't raped that bitch he could be having a comeback now |
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MPA and Luis should I dump my gf |
04/23/18 |
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adding more peeps 2 ZOZO discord-- tinychat alternative |
04/23/18 |
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NYDN: Olyphant not dead, just got a dyed undercut |
04/23/18 |
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*gets dyed undercut, chinstrap beard, puts on skinny jeans* |
04/23/18 |
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Whokebe: AB would slap the fucking shit out of Leonard Ellerbe. |
04/23/18 |
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lawman8 rules through fear and has no need for love |
04/23/18 |
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a deceased verne troyer still getting hotter pussy than u |
04/23/18 |
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when millenials have midlife crises will they get dyed undercuts |
04/23/18 |
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still cant figure out if alberich is a girl or guy, just know it's 4 foot tall |
04/23/18 |
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hate my job, terrified of getting fired |
04/23/18 |
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You make an impelling case |
04/23/18 |
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just buy an ak forty seven |
04/23/18 |
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doobs rapping "Like a chump, heh" over a Limp Bizkit beat |
04/23/18 |
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Like a chump hey like a chump: The TNSJ story |
04/23/18 |
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Heeeeey, like a chump |
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problems connected w/ the increasing mental emancipation of untrained unemployab |
04/23/18 |
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The power of Christ impels you! |
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"They're saying like a chump WITH me, mom", askav lisped |
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like a chump heyyy like a chump heyyyy like a chump heyyyyyyyyyy |
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Summon: lawman8 |
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Heeeey, like a chump. Heeeey, like a chump. Heeeey, like a chump |
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like a chump, hey, like a chump, hey (unironically) (xo fed) |
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Despite all my rage I am still just a ratfuck in a cage |
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I listen to Limp Bizkit while I watch gayporn. I'll fight you. |
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you could put a rat in a 6'3 230 lb body and it wouldnt make any difference. |
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PURE | CELTIC | PHENOTYPE |
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Brushing teeth. Tits swinging. |
04/23/18 |
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Rat carrying pizza slice on it's back meets ur gaze, momentarily wonders why |
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*ghosts Dux three minutes after I nut in his warm asshole* |
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Partner just chewed me out for mixing up words compelled, impelled in brief |
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Subtle ways in which XOXOHTH is corrosive to your life. |
04/23/18 |
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(rapping) grad certs, shoe lifts, tight shirts, no kids, food date, bumble 6, xo |
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Sara Jay wondering how TSINAH can even bear to look in the mirror |
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Amanda Knox locks your head between her powerful peasant thighs |
04/23/18 |
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Sneaker Pimps - Spin Spin Rat-Fucks.mp3 |
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"Its just like reddit for lawyers!" the associate cried as he was fired |
04/23/18 |
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Should I have my bachelor party in Portland in may |
04/23/18 |
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*adds "law teens" to list of daily xo search terms* |
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Reminder: All of your association with zozo and all your poasts and monikers |
04/23/18 |
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Trans-descendence |
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Arkan was run off xo by people with multiple monikers sock puppeting |
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To this day I have almost no interest in the Tori episodes of Saved By The Bell |
04/23/18 |
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arkan to win MPM off just a few weeks of poaing |
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Can someone explain to me Nancy Leong |
04/23/18 |
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What is the most prestigious body of water? |
04/23/18 |
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Keep hearing spin rat fuck in my head all day |
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SPIN | RAT | FUCKS |
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Table of Contents. I. Its 2018. A. No, just no. B. Wow, just wow. C. Really? |
04/23/18 |
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critiquing rating threads=cheap way to show ur edgy |
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Rate these spinning rats |
04/23/18 |
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CR to avoid working by pursuing multiple PhDs until retirement? |
04/23/18 |
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Real talk: U of Rochester > Cornell |
04/23/18 |
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