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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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2026 Autoadmit poasting style guide |
04/01/26 |
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New study shows COVID vaccines increased the risk of heart attack or stroke |
04/01/26 |
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Orange Retard to speak @ 9pm ET tomorrow (Wed) to TACO out of Iran War |
04/01/26 |
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If you enjoyed "Chesterton's Gate", you'll love "Chesterton's Military Alliance" |
04/01/26 |
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WHY COMES IT GUY MAD WHEN WE TRY TO STEAL ALL HIS STUFF |
04/01/26 |
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Tate this message I just got from the lead singer of my cover band. |
04/01/26 |
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your HAPA son wondering why he doesn't have blue eyes |
04/01/26 |
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your HAPA son asking why his grandparents all speak different languages |
04/01/26 |
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your HAPA son asking you why the white girls don't like him |
04/01/26 |
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your HAPA son asking why he's not cut out to play football |
04/01/26 |
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I have a very active sexual life involving many attractive men. |
04/01/26 |
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Being a wagelawyer isn't a bad deal. I'm relatively happy when I'm at the office |
04/01/26 |
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Your HAPA son towered over by his younger female cousins |
04/01/26 |
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being 30 or older is utterly humiliating |
04/01/26 |
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Your 25 year old HAPA son asking you when he'll finally grow facial hair. |
04/01/26 |
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Your HAPA son asking you why his penis is so much smaller than other boys' |
04/01/26 |
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Austistic Chad seducing and fucking your HAPA son thinking he's a ladyboy |
04/01/26 |
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Today, April 1, will be a KOOKY day in the markets |
04/01/26 |
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NASA FOIA docs show Armstrong & Aldrin had GAY SEX on the MOON |
04/01/26 |
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I so wish Gorgeous IRAN had missiles that could reach USA |
04/01/26 |
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Candace Owens attacking her reflection in Blake's mirror-shiny bald head |
04/01/26 |
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Tehran Toll Booth: $2 Million/vessel |
04/01/26 |
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Nonverbal Kint tp |
04/01/26 |
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What are the top 10 craziest things in bort history? |
04/01/26 |
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3 years of this, shitheads |
04/01/26 |
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Once we leave NATO Israel can attack Turkey btw |
04/01/26 |
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Where’s that “incredible military technology” they bragged about re: Madur |
04/01/26 |
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Did Bill Cosby put Pudding Pops up those women's cooters? |
04/01/26 |
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you have one guy who does things, 5 who sort of do things |
04/01/26 |
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Chag Pesach Sameach! (חַג פֶּסַח שָׂמֵחַ) |
04/01/26 |
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Chandler defrauded me out of a fat load with ~1MM autistic sperm |
04/01/26 |
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Arab dude randomly robbed, beaten, and murdered in a 'nice' part of DC: |
04/01/26 |
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this scam site is profoundly wicked |
04/01/26 |
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rate this Alpha as fuck bitch who gunned down her ex and his parents |
04/01/26 |
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Kristi Noem’s dog shot himself, actually. Could no longer bear witness. |
04/01/26 |
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I read threads with jshad, guy., C+C, solzy & askav like a Star Fox dialogue |
04/01/26 |
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Are County Pedophile and the assigned ass molester demon of Autoadmit |
04/01/26 |
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i don't think that i'm the actual jesus christ |
04/01/26 |
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Just wanted to say that I really like it in here. |
04/01/26 |
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Satoru Shibata: expect two blockbuster games by mid-2027 or early 2028 the lates |
04/01/26 |
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CharlesXII takes brave stand against antisemitism |
04/01/26 |
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Hugo Boss 1934 Executive Collection |
04/01/26 |
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My wife ALWAYS does this after a date with her boyfriend |
04/01/26 |
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Nonce Proliferation (sp) |
04/01/26 |
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DTF St Louis is pretty solid |
04/01/26 |
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Nons Proliferation |
04/01/26 |
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How hard is it to not be a nigger |
04/01/26 |
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Isreal may actually form an alliance with Arab Gulf states - link |
04/01/26 |
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What would Tiger be like if he were bad at golf? |
04/01/26 |
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people go out of their way to buy those fake bills w god shit written on it |
04/01/26 |
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your HAPA son asking why his older sister only dates white guys |
04/01/26 |
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I PROMOTE THE ASSASSINATION OF ANYONE INVOLVED IN PRIVATE EQUITY |
04/01/26 |
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how apropos that boomers oversaw the best of times & caused the worst of times |
04/01/26 |
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Just now realizing that we're the "bad guys" |
04/01/26 |
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Mr. Jinx's unsolicited offer of 'anal reparations' is deeply offensive to black |
04/01/26 |
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hey man just keep forgiving these ass molester people who have no respect for |
04/01/26 |
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senior associate just asked me if "Just Shoot Me" is still on |
04/01/26 |
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MOUNTAINS ARE STAIRCASES CREATED BY GOD FOR WINNERS |
04/01/26 |
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Is Iron Maiden the greatest rock band of all time? |
04/01/26 |
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Trump not immune for J6 terrorist attack |
04/01/26 |
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Korean 10 flies biz class. Lives to document it. Super cute baby too. #nyuug |
04/01/26 |
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Pepito putting memory foam pillow on Kenny to watch him struggle, squirm |
04/01/26 |
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So did scamilio beg or pay rach to smother this |
04/01/26 |
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Ex-Delta Force guy talking about Mogadishu battle - video |
04/01/26 |
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"Daddy, what's an 'astronaut'?" |
04/01/26 |
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Farts Unblown with Anthony Bourdain |
04/01/26 |
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We should call these people GPTards, and heap scorn upon them for |
04/01/26 |
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What is this annoying MAGA twink's deal? who funds him? |
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prestigefaggot getting her cheeks clapped by an Argentine of Finnish descent |
04/01/26 |
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NATO or NATOE? |
04/01/26 |
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I asked Grok to make me a Mr Jinx post. It did not go well. |
04/01/26 |
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Founder of the “Kindness Club” also behind “nigger threading” - thoughts |
04/01/26 |
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Aussie POTUS gives National Address: "We are furked, stop driving" |
04/01/26 |
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A game like Minecraft is actually more important than the US or any nation |
04/01/26 |
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is AI an actualized version of the Infinite Monkeys Typing Shakespeare Theorem |
04/01/26 |
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Kenny is mentally ill. A yellow person with a lisp abandoned by his parents |
04/01/26 |
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Kikes pwn multiple CIVILIAN aircraft @ Tehran airport. DXB crying losing hoap |
04/01/26 |
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Tommy. I made $67k today. |
04/01/26 |
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Happy April Fools day! 😆😆😆 |
04/01/26 |
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what is the single most iconic moment of all time? |
04/01/26 |
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never occurred to me, but it's possible "Emilio" is another shitty MPA alt |
04/01/26 |
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Did white people ever post on XOXO? Like before the lawsuit |
04/01/26 |
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signed up for xo Fresh, started getting front-door grocery deliveries |
04/01/26 |
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Does anyone have a list of TOMMY TURDSKIN MONIKERS? |
04/01/26 |
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The drum roll has begun |
04/01/26 |
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Private Equity is demonic |
04/01/26 |
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It's WAKANDA WEDNESDAY, thank a NIGGA today! |
04/01/26 |
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Woke up at @1:02pm today |
04/01/26 |
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hey man you made an offhand reference to the book of job in the process of |
04/01/26 |
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Trump: "I furked the Global Economy, opps... oh well gotta go!" |
04/01/26 |
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Mr. Jinx's claims to be chief of the "Semenhole Tribe" are insulting to Native A |
04/01/26 |
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Mr. Jinx's TikTok clone DikCok banned by twelve more nations: |
04/01/26 |
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AI is about to nuke whok’s entire career field |
04/01/26 |
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If Trump PUMPS the stock market then FURK this Orange Gorilla |
04/01/26 |
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Calling for the obliteration of that cretin's essence |
04/01/26 |
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i used to be so entertained by video games, now i just find them |
04/01/26 |
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the machine elves have permanently banned ricky from the dmt realm |
04/01/26 |
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180 how private equity is dicking down american faggots in all holes |
04/01/26 |
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kristi noem’s husband totally encouraged her maga bimbo makeover right? |
04/01/26 |
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MAGA: A place where LITERAL draft dodgers ridicule dying war heroes |
04/01/26 |
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is there a store similar to costco that has white people only? |
04/01/26 |
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GOP: literally controlled by Jewish/zionist billionaires |
04/01/26 |
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niftski BLASTS averge, SMB1 speed running mods in lengthy screed: |
04/01/26 |
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Evan39..The Mahchine™ has it's "eyes" on you ;) |
04/01/26 |
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M&A activity is insane rn |
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Chinese Politburo reading Trump's Truth Social posts on Iran, doubled over laugh |
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AI Insider WARNS: "We're Living In A Simulation" The Diary Of A CEO Clips |
04/01/26 |
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LMAO, Drumpf announces we're going to cut & run (link) |
04/01/26 |
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jews took the idea of dying and being chill forever from me with reincarnation |
04/01/26 |
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between Substack & X I have 104,000 followers |
04/01/26 |
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Why are Mormons so Judaic? |
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Carl Spackler is the Chad Muska of xo. |
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Haha take that CONS! *posts “krassenstein” link* |
04/01/26 |
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ROFL, 40% of Oracle layoffs are turdskins |
04/01/26 |
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Libs are really scared about losing mail-in voting |
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REMINDER: CIA did 9/11 |
04/01/26 |
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NYC Fireman catches CIA cosplaying as FBI on 9/11 |
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Resolved: Feds hire Mormons because they are preconditioned to believe anything |
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Current US status: Masonic Pyramid, like on the $1, but with sphincter in the tr |
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Meanwhile, in America - Edomites crashing the fuck out hard |
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White people disgusted by Indian street food, but then eat white sluts' actual a |
04/01/26 |
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Why do proles always think they’re on the cusp of a settlement payout? |
04/01/26 |
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positioning the balloon knots to resemble nipples tp |
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Analysts predict soaring economic growth for Russia this year - link |
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Fat girls at work always talking about bars, restaurants (evan39) |
04/01/26 |
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no bigger nightmare possible than global technocracy irl rn |
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So Kristi Noem's husband is a crossdressing cuck. That explains it |
04/01/26 |
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"surely the next dhs secretary won't embarrass me" (trump hiring sally field) |
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The reason all these fucking scumbags are so savage about this |
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i feel like the 80s anime artstyle wass the best |
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These young Israelis appear to be demons |
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He has a wife, you know |
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IRAN War going so bad that even Lindsey Graham doesn't wanna genocide (link) |
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Trump receives a hero's welcome in DC (link) |
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what genre of video game is xo? |
04/01/26 |
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Muriel Bowser is now too right-wing for DC libs |
04/01/26 |
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hey haha well don't let me interfere with your *checks notes* world of darkness |
04/01/26 |
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seeing these niggers guffaw and joke around in a ruin they created |
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“Most people are extremely jester” |
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Jafar's doctor: "A bad case of cumbutt and BPD." |
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why is saturn the only planet emoji? 🪐 |
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"Hello, will you take this call from Dan Bongino calling collect from Israel?" |
03/31/26 |
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will ovechkin make it to 1000 goals |
03/31/26 |
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just drank with incoming first year grad students. all dipshits |
03/31/26 |
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nigger |
03/31/26 |
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Tech layoff apocalypse continues as Oracle fires 30,000 employees |
03/31/26 |
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so are stocks back now that Trump is waving the white flag in defeat? |
03/31/26 |
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Rate this Iranian missile hitting a US base 3/30/26 |
03/31/26 |
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Rate this vaguely ethnic, cheerful brunette |
03/31/26 |
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George Washington University announces it will now cost students $98,000 / year |
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