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pledge of allegiance author kicking himself for omitting "image of totality" |
10/27/26 |
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Wow, son. A book. You wrote this? |
10/27/26 |
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Microsoft fires 27% of its employees |
10/27/26 |
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Consuela's car sitting on copies of his book after his tires get repo'd |
10/27/26 |
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"Are we opposites? Because I have a cruci-fixation on you, haha" |
10/27/26 |
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Your disappointed father unwrapping a copy of your self-published book at Xmas |
10/27/26 |
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Antiques appraiser examining Consuela's paperback through a jeweler's loupe |
10/27/26 |
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11 members of MLB Hall of Fame are LOLyers |
10/27/26 |
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"See, I put an ouroboros on the cover bc it's Claude inputting "thoughts" into C |
10/27/26 |
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TMF and MND arrested for possession of peanut butter with intent |
10/27/26 |
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"How should I signal this is serious, not crankery? I know! An AI Ouroboros!" |
10/27/26 |
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Dixiecrat Senators reading Crucifixion of Opposites in anti-integration filibust |
10/27/26 |
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Tommy t becoming hindutva unc & luis a khomeinist Iranian are cr character arcs |
10/27/26 |
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Founding Fathers adding fine print to 1st Amdt after u show them consuela's book |
10/27/26 |
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Concerned doctor referring to Benzo's fuckhole as the "Thrush Hold" |
10/27/26 |
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"Well, Hermes, maybe you can take the garbage across the threshold" |
10/27/26 |
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Consuela lugging massive, heavy mystery gift to office White Elephant exhange |
10/27/26 |
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Is empress Theodora the greatest rags to riches story in known history? |
10/27/26 |
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don't run little free library consuela sees you |
10/27/26 |
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Saw XI: Jigsaw places Prots in 'crucifixion of opposites' trap for denying uncon |
10/27/26 |
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Boart almost dies and tonight boart is full of pure retarded shit |
10/27/26 |
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Metal Gear Solid 32X CD |
10/27/26 |
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Lord Ganesh has 8 arms so he can sacrifice each for Israel |
10/27/26 |
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thinking about leaving my old threads anonymous to trick my haters into bumping |
10/27/26 |
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Herpres of the Trushhold |
10/27/26 |
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Poast your latest exchange with AI |
10/27/26 |
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lob friend explaining the rubber bands on his claws are a tension of opposites |
10/27/26 |
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Lab friend discussing barketype |
10/27/26 |
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Neutral Moanism, starring C.G. Hung |
10/27/26 |
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Bond… Trans Bond |
10/27/26 |
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"My god! These black men are CRUCIFYING my OPPOSITES" |
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there’s a minor character in Harry Potter lore named “Abraxas Malfoy” |
10/27/26 |
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don't be fooled by the claims that're bold I'm still Hermes of the Threshold |
10/27/26 |
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im not unemployed mom im just dwelling in the threshold |
10/27/26 |
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Blacks gangbanged my wife |
10/27/26 |
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Light, in the doorway, reading Karl Jung, in the doorway |
10/27/26 |
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Phil Leotardo using Consuela book to muffle shot "Look! Only got to Abraxas!" |
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To be clear Consuela is actually super smart and his book makes complete sense |
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Mrs. Tolkien mockingly asking why the eagles can't fly the dishes to the sink |
10/27/26 |
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Bane takes your parachute, hands you Consuela's book "They expect one of us in t |
10/27/26 |
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just chugged a Natural Light |
10/27/26 |
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14" hole drains entire lake in hours |
10/27/26 |
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Meta fined $25B for spreading mis-, dis-, cis-, and piss-information |
10/27/26 |
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Consuela seriousl Q why is denying the unconscious bad and offloading crucifixio |
10/27/26 |
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I think I'm going to jack off |
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Bane voice: "Everyone is laughing at your midwit gibberish, Batman" |
10/27/26 |
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Megalomaniacal Pontifications, Amazonified |
10/27/26 |
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(((They))) made xo Mel cut the 'crucifixion of opposites' scene from Passion of |
10/27/26 |
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portrait of the autist as a jung substacker |
10/27/26 |
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Episode of Riverdale where Junghead talks about Archie-types |
10/27/26 |
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Bought a Prius for $1500. It has a melted front bumper from a fog light. |
10/27/26 |
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LP-side funds attorney listing "GP clawback (receiving)" on fetlife |
10/27/26 |
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Wow where's mpa when you need him |
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so consuela is a jung expert? the guy jordan peterson made popular? |
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As you age you basically become an archetype of the man you are |
10/27/26 |
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christ is a archetype of the SELF |
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the archetype of sex with your mom |
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Tucker: archetype of person I don't like is 38-year-old female white lawyer |
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i had sex with the archetype of disgusting male and post about my boobs online |
10/27/26 |
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is Jesus just the archetype of the beta male that cleans up used chicks baggage? |
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Is John Lennon the ultimate archetype of a yellow fever white dork? |
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women's genitals are the epitome and the archetype of chaos |
10/27/26 |
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Have noticed this archetype of straight black dude who is preppy, only friends w |
10/27/26 |
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The White Whale: the American archetype of malevolence |
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Zooey Deschanel typifies archetype of huge cunt feigning pleasant aloofness |
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This Estonian right-wing politician dude is an archetype of an xo poaster (pic) |
10/27/26 |
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Vance looks like the archetype of the alt-lite/rite tp |
10/27/26 |
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Here are my thoughts on the Jungian Archetype of Rape |
10/27/26 |
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"It's okay, sweetie. Maybe everyone is laughing *with* your midwit gibberish" |
10/27/26 |
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"That's not what a 'jung expert' is, spaceporn" |
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Episode of Hannibal where murderer is performing "crucifixion of opposites" |
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self published book not a waste of $ b/c conseula can always eat the glue |
10/27/26 |
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Magnum Pseudopus, Allegedly |
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the jungian archetype of the Stoner |
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Midwit's Principia Absurdica |
10/27/26 |
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wife wants us to wear these this weekend |
10/27/26 |
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Consuela perfectly embodies the Midwit Meme Concept |
10/27/26 |
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"Just use this" (ur anima underhand tossing the demiurge a copy of consuela book |
10/27/26 |
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Phone accidentally dialed Consuela's book's ISBN; suicide counselor is talking t |
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What is even the point of Consuela's writing? |
10/27/26 |
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Greenberg Traurig co-managing partners in Italy literally Mario and Luigi |
10/27/26 |
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Clippy helpfully reminding Conseula that crucifixion has an x in it |
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recommended subreddit: /r/Limerence |
10/27/26 |
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Paging u/cowgod180 |
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ISBN clerk pocketing registration fee and just giving Consuela 13 random numbers |
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your hs gf on all fours, looking back at you: “individuate this, daddy” |
10/27/26 |
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Tape Consuela's book to your hands for "Edward Hermes Hands" Halloween costume |
10/27/26 |
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Self-publishing GC asking LexisNexis Protégé about mandatory reporter laws |
10/27/26 |
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180 night today brothers, really enjoying this Metaphysical Product Announcement |
10/27/26 |
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STICKY: erectile dysfunction megathread |
10/27/26 |
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Mummified Prose Artifact |
10/27/26 |
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and i said what about crucifixion of opposites and she said I think I |
10/27/26 |
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Midwit Psychobabble Archive |
10/27/26 |
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the masonic influence on jung is undertheorized IMO |
10/27/26 |
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Midwittisms Preserved Archaeologically |
10/27/26 |
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Bone Jungs & Charlatanry |
10/27/26 |
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Ever hang out with ur junior high buddies in a tree fort and crucify opposites |
10/27/26 |
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zeke, u out there? CQ CQ DE SOL-3TX 1420.40575177 MHz 02 03 05 07 0B 0D 11 13 ? |
10/27/26 |
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Warning scanning for interface. Interface identified. Marker engaged. Red Loop e |
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Mediocre Palimpsest, Autopublished |
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Consuela can you livestream your Research Process |
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Misanthrope Pens Appendix |
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Madman's Parchment Abomination |
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Malcontent Posits Anthology |
10/27/26 |
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I used to like the cyberpunk aesthetic when I was younger but now I hate it |
10/27/26 |
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Being open with chicks on dating apps that I only want a "practice girl" |
10/27/26 |
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Masturbatory "Publishing" Attempt |
10/27/26 |
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and when i crucified the opposites brother |
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"it's not gay if you're the topposite" |
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Guys in my high school crucified opposites all the time, it was nbd |
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I need your arms around me I need to feel your touch |
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Hermes Hermes Hermes, can't you see, sometimes your words just crucify me |
10/27/26 |
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You Can See Everything Discussion Thread |
10/27/26 |
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The Manuscript Purchase Agreement |
10/27/26 |
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Mysterious Paperback Appears |
10/27/26 |
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Metaphysical Psychosis, (Available in) Paperback! |
10/27/26 |
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asking hinge girl to do "horizontal opposite crucifixion" |
10/27/26 |
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hermes hermes hermes hermes i'm begging of you please don't take my man |
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Paula Abdul, MC Skat Kat performing "Crucifixion of Opposites Attract" |
10/27/26 |
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Self-publishing company employee at company Halloween party dressed as "Hermes o |
10/27/26 |
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Maniac's Pseudopsychological Anthology |
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'No! They expect one of us to purchase a copy, brother" |
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FBI agents drawing straws for who has to read through Crucifixion of Opposites |
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Amanda Seyfried is a subjective 9 for me at her prime |
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Twice she Hermes her Threshold |
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Taking limited questions (Dooberstein) |
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Disaster: Everyone is mocking your midwit gibberish! |
10/27/26 |
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"a philosophy is performed" (askav holmes) |
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Sticky: Books self-published under cringe pseudonyms being rolled out |
10/27/26 |
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HAHAURFUCKED NEW ACCOUNT BACK IN ACTION TO DUNK ON FOOLS IN 2026!!!! |
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askav adding 'sapiosexual (giving)' as fetish on fetlife |
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oh no he gets mocked on xo go go consuela (yeahhhh) |
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'Sup Drake? I heard you like 'em Jung. |
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That's great Shmuel, now how 'bout u cross the threshold of ur bedroom to get a |
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LOL @ Xo coming back online and within 24hrs it's back to mocking Consuela |
10/27/26 |
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HUNG KNESSET |
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this is all a misunderstanding, i'm supposed to be a burnt out compliance attny |
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African child wearing "Hermes Of The Threshold Book Tour 2026" t-shirt |
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RATE This Leftist Israeli Girl @ Election Rally (PIC) |
10/27/26 |
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Vesta of the Front Hole |
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"Ah got yourself a chink girlfriend, Potter?" sneered Malfoy |
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"Hermes of the Threshold" sheets (new Target attempt to appeal to luxury market |
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“Flavio” Bolsinaro flees to US as a “refugee”. LMAO (link) |
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Exit poll predicts deadlocked Knesset - link |
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Mike Pagliarulo |
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Herpes of the Fleshfold |
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lsd tp rolls up to your place in a killdozer: "get in loser" |
10/27/26 |
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"But we know what's in there, sir. It's the same stuff posted on his substack bl |
10/27/26 |
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Malfoy introduced himself to Potter because he was impressed at first |
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Mercurius Penetratus Aperturae |
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