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				|  |  | Monthly college bort update ITT: | 09/30/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Daily mailcall thread Pt. 3 (Aug. 26-27th overnight, 2025): | 08/26/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | 'Kirst and the Creek' - a new indie film produced for my media arts class: | 08/06/25 | (6) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Where are y'all thinking of going to college? | 08/06/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | π¨ Early student move-ins start in just a few weeks π¨ | 08/06/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Cockmaxxing: The practice of maximizing the amount of dick in you at all times: | 07/17/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Sometimes I go on College Board and look up colleges | 07/05/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Dickpenis McCock here again. What a wild first week it has been here. | 05/26/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | jane hoya | 05/23/25 | (19) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Dickpenis McCock's the name. Brand new day-1 college board poaster here | 05/21/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | hahaflyguylolololroflflyguyahahh aha
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				|  |  | thoughts on case western? | 05/06/25 | (6) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Bothered | 05/06/25 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | cbomo can I borrow ur orgo textbook | 05/06/25 | (7) | 
		
			
				|  |  | ANNOUNCEMENT: The daily mailcall thread will now be posted TWICE per day | 05/01/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | I'm preparing a disquisition on poet Philip Larkin for the 2025 symposium | 04/14/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | CREAMING YOU GIRLFRIENDS PUSSY COLLEGE IS A FUCKING JOKE HAHAHAH | 04/13/25 | (144) | 
		
			
				|  |  | the college bort is like a portal in a vast desert | 04/13/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | The Lost Cause of the College Board | 04/13/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | *Flies a flock of killer drones over college bort to finish off stragglers* | 03/29/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | !!!π¨ ALERT π¨!!! | 03/14/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | God has given me the vision to revive the college board | 02/17/25 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | This board is now white poasters only | 02/16/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Fuck the law board This is where I belong and I'm going to maek it(Boom) | 02/16/25 | (12) | 
		
			
				|  |  | sharks cruise ocean; u - poast | 02/14/25 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | *Rides a tractor right through the middle of the board* | 02/14/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | has anyone seen my pants | 02/08/25 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | You can just post on the college board like nothing ever happened | 02/08/25 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | π¨π 2025 NEW YEARS' ULTRA-MEGATHREAD PART I ππ¨ | 02/06/25 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | How are your new years' resolutions going, college kids? | 01/20/25 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | thinking about joining a sorority but pre op now, chances? | 12/19/24 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | college creampies | 12/19/24 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | college board w00t | 12/19/24 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | bothered, are you free for lunch tomorrow? of course, at Wendy's! | 12/19/24 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | PeruvianBellJar, give us some updates on you're life and times: | 12/19/24 | (5) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Post-Halloween college board megathread Vol. IA | 12/17/24 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | π¨π¨π¨ AUTOADMIT LAUNCHING NUKES ON COLLEGE CONFIDENTIAL π¨π¨π¨ | 11/20/24 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Lena Chen Timeline (2006-2012) | 11/01/24 | (6) | 
		
			
				|  |  | jane hoya let's run away 2gether us against the world | 10/28/24 | (6) | 
		
			
				|  |  | jane hoya make it be llike it was | 10/28/24 | (18) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Would Lena Chen have aborted Rowdy Chen Neumann if she'd enough of an audience? | 10/28/24 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Jane Hoya is a grandmother now | 10/28/24 | (9) | 
		
			
				|  |  | OBAMA IS GOING TO TURN THE MACHINES ON | 10/28/24 | (9) | 
		
			
				|  |  | π¨ MEGA-ALERT EMERGENCY THREAD READ IMMEDIATELY π¨ | 10/28/24 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Bothered tell us about your collection of throw away Miatas | 10/27/24 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | I refuse to give up on the college bort | 09/23/24 | (8) | 
		
			
				|  |  | π 2024 NEW YEARS' ULTRA-MEGATHREAD PART II π | 09/19/24 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | fuck my ass, kyle | 09/19/24 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | How'd your guys's commencements go? | 09/08/24 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Lena Chen Timeline (2006-2012) | 09/08/24 | (0) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Lena Chen Timeline (2006-2012) | 09/08/24 | (0) | 
		
			
				|  |  | What do you guys think boombjoe is up to these days | 08/24/24 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | *Quietly pisses in corner of bort while no one is looking* | 08/17/24 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | megapoasting the college board waddup | 08/15/24 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | *Ceremonially lights the college bort's morning flame* | 08/15/24 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | ARE YOU HAPPY NYCFAN | 08/02/24 | (7) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Important new disquisition on 18-century politics and philosophy ITT: | 07/29/24 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | wow, little did i know that 2 decades later i'd be having sex w men 4 money | 07/24/24 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | 'Sup? | 07/20/24 | (5) | 
		
			
				|  |  | π¨***π¨ KEY LSAT DATES FOR AUGUST 2024 - JUNE 2025 π¨***π¨ | 06/14/24 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | How's it going, college kids? | 06/01/24 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | College bort is now NOTICEABLY FASTER than the law board | 03/28/24 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | LET'S | GET | CREAMPIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED | 03/06/24 | (16) | 
		
			
				|  |  | π 2024 NEW YEARS' ULTRA-MEGATHREAD π | 03/06/24 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | CRUCIAL UPDATES ITT (spoiler: 'cock') | 02/10/24 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Weekend Mailcall thread (Jan. 13, 2024): | 01/13/24 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | π
 Santa's penis size speculation megathread π
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				|  |  | im gay | 12/19/23 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Dick-a-dee doo-da; dick-a-dee-day; my oh my what a wonderful gay | 11/27/23 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Let's get a new start on this board with a clean new thread: | 11/03/23 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Solemn 9/11 commemoration megathread | 10/13/23 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Gimmie fuel gimme fire gimme that which I desire... COCK! | 09/03/23 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | PeruvianBellJar here with major update: | 08/23/23 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | CRUCIAL UPDATE #2 ITT: | 07/23/23 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | CRUCIAL UPDATE #1 ITT: | 07/23/23 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | π¨***π¨ KEY LSAT DATES FOR AUGUST 11, 2023 - JUNE 7, 2024 π¨***π¨ | 06/12/23 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Daily mailcall thread (Saturday, June 3, 2023) | 06/03/23 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Daily mailcall thread (Friday, June 2, 2023) | 06/02/23 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Easter week special high-volume mailcall thread: | 04/13/23 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Daily mailcall thread (March 30, 2023): | 03/30/23 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | jane hoya are u excited for fall semester | 02/23/23 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | jane hoya u going anywhere 4 spring break | 02/23/23 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | jane hoya - post a recent (2014) thigh pic | 02/23/23 | (6) | 
		
			
				|  |  | This thread will be on the frontpage for 2-3 months! | 02/23/23 | (4) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Important update for the College Board ITT: | 02/22/23 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | *swings machete through the overgrown vines which cover the college bort* | 02/04/23 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | ¡¡¡HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! | 01/11/23 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | WTF!!!! have we been hacked? font is blood red | 12/30/22 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | CGI Joker Frozen Elsa and BTownMeggYeow Christmas Special 2022 w/Elon | 12/03/22 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Cute girl I knew in hs gave me live tuna wink$ hanging out after Thanksgiving | 11/25/22 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | I'm a French stoner; chances at Lehigh? | 11/25/22 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | How often do you send letters to your college sweetheart over the summer? | 11/17/22 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Cock: An Halloween 2022 Special Edition: | 10/26/22 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Gender Acceleration: A Blackpaper | 10/06/22 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Are you guys back on campus yet? | 10/04/22 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Heh | 09/17/22 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Happy September 11/cock/DICKPENIS day 2022! | 09/11/22 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | The thing is this: DICK PENIS COCK TALLYWHACKER THINGYTOOL | 08/30/22 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | BAFF (and COCK) for unreads | 08/24/22 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Who knows thisWhore at Eastern Arizona College? SheGaveMeHERPES | 08/09/22 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | 'Dickpenis' | 08/02/22 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Im 5`10`` | 07/30/22 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Important updates for July (university admissions, SATs, etc.): | 07/25/22 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | LOL @ the 'LSAT' let's talk about the COCKSAT, the only test that really matters | 06/26/22 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Rowan accepts 792 of 792 black cocks for 2014 (100%) | 06/10/22 | (6) | 
		
			
				|  |  | π¨***π¨ KEY LSAT DATES FOR AUGUST 12, 2022 - JUNE 9, 2023 π¨***π¨ | 06/01/22 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | 'Coccyx'... lol, just kidding. Actually, COCK | 05/16/22 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Lol there's literally a animal called the 'dick dick': | 05/01/22 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | WARNING: Lance Tsosie SexuallyExpoits Women!!! | 04/23/22 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Bump. Bump. Bump. COCKCOCKCOCKPEEEENISCOCK Bump. Bump. | 03/07/22 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | AttentionWhore Nadya Okamoto cancelled for silencing Black voices | 03/01/22 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | *Twerks all over the college board w/my penis&testes flailing around* | 02/28/22 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Consider the following theorem: COCK | 02/21/22 | (10) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Lena Chen Carnegie Mellon | 02/21/22 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | 'Cock-of-the-walk' | 02/21/22 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | BAFF for unreads | 02/21/22 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | SexOffender Justin Fajen uses SLAPP suit to silence victim (link) | 02/21/22 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | ΠΠ·Π½acΠΈΠ»oΠ²aΠ½ΠΈe | 02/13/22 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | PeruvianBellJar, come back | 02/13/22 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | College board fem posters, post your tits (frosh sophs ONLY) | 02/13/22 | (65) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Bboooooooooomshakalakalaka Bboooooooooomshakalakalaka | 02/13/22 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | * * * * * * * * * * ALLAHU AKBAR * * * * * * * * * * | 02/13/22 | (73) | 
		
			
				|  |  | WARNING: Mohammed Farhan (Keele University) is a SexPredator | 02/13/22 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Double Major - Is It Worth it? | 01/30/22 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | π¨***π¨ KEY LSAT DATES FOR AUGUST 14, 2021 - JUNE 11, 2022 π¨***π¨ | 01/30/22 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | we used to run this show | 01/30/22 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Recycling boxes of Genny Light | 01/30/22 | (11) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Investigation reveals Chessy Prout LIED about rape at St John's School | 01/30/22 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Investigation reveals Chessy Prout LIED about rape at St John's School | 01/30/22 | (0) | 
		
			
				|  |  | *Pulls down trousers and flashes the bort; full penis nothing hidden* | 01/15/22 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | ¡¡¡¡&iex cl;HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!!
 | 01/01/22 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | kirst pls respond | 11/04/21 | (16) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Where are you guys going to college? | 10/13/21 | (24) | 
		
			
				|  |  | 'The Dongfather' | 09/30/21 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | *Growls like a tiger and eats raw meat from the floor with teeth* | 07/17/21 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Networking quirk lets anyone remote control BYU dorm webcams | 06/22/21 | (25) | 
		
			
				|  |  | *STREAKS ACROSS COLLEGE BOARD* | 06/22/21 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | where we u on may 3rd, 2005 | 06/22/21 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | What ever happened to the retard kirst pushed into a creek | 06/22/21 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Mid-June 2021 update ITT: | 06/22/21 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | If you think about it, river barges are kind of fuckin' NUTS | 05/28/21 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Enjoy your life friends!(Boom) | 04/12/21 | (15) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Most of the threads here are premade by Sysco and reheated for use, not homemade | 04/12/21 | (2) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Spring break is coming up guys! | 04/12/21 | (5) | 
		
			
				|  |  | Checking in again after a 15-year break (Poetic Dreamer) | 04/05/21 | (3) | 
		
			
				|  |  | π¨***π¨ APRIL 10/11 and JUNE 12, 2021 LSAT THREAD π¨***π¨ | 04/02/21 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | ***WEEKLY MAIL CALL THREAD Feb. 1, 2021*** | 02/01/21 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | ***DAILY MAIL CALL THREAD Jan. 23, 2021*** | 01/23/21 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | ***DAILY MAIL CALL THREAD Jan. 18, 2021*** | 01/18/21 | (1) | 
		
			
				|  |  | ***DAILY MAIL CALL THREAD Jan. 15, 2021*** | 01/15/21 | (1) |