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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Mormons seem like they love money too much to stop Mammonerica |
08/29/26 |
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Just got back from bar, rejected by 17 out of 17 girls |
08/29/26 |
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Netanscamu |
08/29/26 |
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If doodikoff were a famous pitcher his nickname would be The Meal Ticket |
08/29/26 |
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Is Trump Just Deporting ‘the Worst of the Worst’? Far From It. |
08/29/26 |
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This is all pathetic evan39 |
08/29/26 |
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America: A Celebration of Rape |
08/29/26 |
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Will EURO BIZ ever get upgraded? |
08/29/26 |
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It may be a bit faggy but I’ve been enjoying MARLBORO SILVER lately |
08/29/26 |
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With Denver's outdoorsy locals you need physical stamina to find the right match |
08/29/26 |
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Happy 56th birthday doodikoff! 🎉 |
08/29/26 |
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Paid Corey Wayne over $17k the last three years |
08/29/26 |
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The Patek Aquanaut is truly the perfect watch |
08/29/26 |
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Dolly Parton is det |
08/29/26 |
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I have never had relations with Erika Kike |
08/29/26 |
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Honestly? Youre all retarded, self-hating assholes that..... WELL FUCK YOU |
08/29/26 |
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Why is Emilio Estevez tp “bad” again? |
08/29/26 |
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Rach sends bill for each day of poasting since 2005. $4.00 per day. |
08/29/26 |
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🇮🇳 Hindu Hero™🇮🇱 @SuperBrahmin |
08/29/26 |
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honda civic is still under $25k |
08/29/26 |
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Rate this app chick’s texts on the eve of our first date, rate her entitlement |
08/29/26 |
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tokens back soon and with that, my optimism |
08/29/26 |
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sperg out with the poast don't stop, subthread til you get enough |
08/29/26 |
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Stacey Dash: Emilio’s forever 90s crush 💞 |
08/29/26 |
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going to patent a new chewing gum called EntitleMint™ tp |
08/29/26 |
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No one knew what he did in there 24/7 |
08/29/26 |
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Starsucking frauds |
08/29/26 |
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just 50 moar years of poasting ljl |
08/29/26 |
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how can you just want to stay in the middle and observe? Unacceptable |
08/29/26 |
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Let Freedom Ring Forever 🔔 |
08/29/26 |
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EPAH why you hatin so much lately? |
08/29/26 |
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Oldest is a freshman in h.s. Went to watch varsity football game tonight. My God |
08/29/26 |
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Benny Johnson sues Milo for millions over claims he fucks young boys |
08/29/26 |
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We are two weeks away from RSF going radio silent on 9/11 |
08/29/26 |
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Klebold FPS |
08/29/26 |
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Wife is wiped out with Covid. Get paxlovid or let nature take its course? |
08/29/26 |
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It's time to say goodnight. I love asian pussy. |
08/29/26 |
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Would you have sex with 39 y/o Amanda Bynes (vid)? |
08/29/26 |
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Why are Flock cameras “bad” again? |
08/29/26 |
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*announcers chuckling about Mike The Meal Ticket as he shuffles out of the Brave |
08/29/26 |
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*matches with doodikoff* "Omg Becky it's that croissant guy." |
08/29/26 |
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Chicken Shop Date but it's doodikoff buying women croissants and interviewing th |
08/29/26 |
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Cum splurting out of Goomba Dupa Bane like Sonic Coins as Luigi Smashes him |
08/29/26 |
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doodikoff frantically grabs back pocket to check wallet every time girl walks by |
08/29/26 |
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Mainlining humans can't even travel to "closest" star (evan39) |
08/29/26 |
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Do you ever go through your YouTube subs and delete ones you don't want anymore? |
08/29/26 |
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white guys are going absolutely crazy for igwwg these days |
08/29/26 |
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and Becky, when he put up a fuss about the croissant, I knew I had to have him |
08/29/26 |
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If shawty played her cards right dood definitely would have bought her croissant |
08/29/26 |
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schizoposting as a service |
08/29/26 |
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evan39 this is all fraudlies on some fraud script! The world is ours friend |
08/29/26 |
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I feel like a female POTUS would use e-mail a lot |
08/29/26 |
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Kaia Gerber is already LOL WHITE WOMEN JUST LOL unfortunately |
08/29/26 |
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What if youre right and they're wrong |
08/29/26 |
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and Becky, this guy dinged me about a box of wings, I wonder how tonight is goin |
08/29/26 |
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did I pass. the croisssant test. did I pass |
08/29/26 |
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michael doodikoff across the table judging if ur croissant worthy |
08/29/26 |
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doodikoff chicks love when u break flow instead of just doing what they say |
08/29/26 |
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nocroissant | nowings | no993s |
08/29/26 |
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coming up on dreaded 2 year workiversary when I self sabotage and then quit |
08/29/26 |
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You're right to push back on that. The rat-faced media would never |
08/29/26 |
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Two kids in Pennsylvania gain *permanent immunity to measles (link) |
08/29/26 |
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The weird thing about public spaces now is that everyone is filming |
08/29/26 |
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Walk streets of ZoZo til I get lost / cause it doesn’t remind me of anything |
08/29/26 |
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where are you on the chart? |
08/29/26 |
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Autoadmit.com changed Everything for a few dozen men’s online browsing (NYT) |
08/29/26 |
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solid 80% chance i take a hit of weed tonight or whatever this shit is now |
08/29/26 |
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Social Media changed Everything |
08/29/26 |
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Strange News from Another Star |
08/29/26 |
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dont forget to like and subscribe |
08/29/26 |
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Everyone is an artist till the rent is due |
08/29/26 |
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its called a resume harness. its a harness for when my harness fails |
08/29/26 |
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Rat-face media to TRUMP: u must b clothed! TRUMP: I WILL NOT WEAR IT. |
08/29/26 |
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low background steel, low internet women |
08/29/26 |
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this AI shit is literally just entertainment with 0 value |
08/29/26 |
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What exact percentage of American women are involved in the sex industry |
08/29/26 |
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just wasted like 3 hours and a shitload of tokens |
08/29/26 |
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"Fast & Furious" re-released this weekend u can still maek it |
08/28/26 |
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multiple friend group text chains tp |
08/28/26 |
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Introducing A²: Your Premium Subscription to a Curated Poasting Experience. |
08/28/26 |
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good news: GTA 6 takes place back in Vice City |
08/28/26 |
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For those who need it, Mount Everest summit lounge wifi: PeakExperience |
08/28/26 |
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what “clicked” for ai/llms in 2022? |
08/28/26 |
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Reading about the Six Day War - Arab soldiers are pretty odd |
08/28/26 |
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*Fireflies circa 2009 slowly gets louder ITT* 🌈 |
08/28/26 |
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julia carving out lucrative niche as busty milf financial influencer on tiktok |
08/28/26 |
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normal that one day every white country in the world decided they needed indians |
08/28/26 |
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2026 XO Poaster Gala December 3, 2026 Miami, Florida (Invite inside) |
08/28/26 |
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John Cusack circa Love & Mercy |
08/28/26 |
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Oh how it gleams / It always leans just beyond the shadows of my dreams |
08/28/26 |
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Not sure whether Matt Healy is decadent or shrewd 4 marrying goth Latina art hoe |
08/28/26 |
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Yeah the moment that we started a band / Was the best thing that ever happened |
08/28/26 |
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Why not just buy one of those $1 houses in Italy and retire? |
08/28/26 |
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"What kind of Art do I do? Well I, uh, curate thread shapes on autoadmit dot com |
08/28/26 |
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If I fall down / would you come around / pick me right up off the ground 🎨 |
08/28/26 |
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Weekend plans: Relaxation herb tinctures | Sol 5.6 new token limit | Nietzsche |
08/28/26 |
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INTERNET CONFESSION: I love 4chan Hayley Williams sipping threads but have zero |
08/28/26 |
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Accidentally just poasted with other men for multiple hours |
08/28/26 |
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Everything-Changer tp |
08/28/26 |
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has any status symbol elevated more than 'poasting' ? |
08/28/26 |
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I want to have the same last dream again / The one where I wake up and I'm alive |
08/28/26 |
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women get aroused when you mention you're into harness development |
08/28/26 |
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Courtney Eaton and Elodie Yung circa Gods of Egypt 🌠 |
08/28/26 |
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new sydney sweeney ad just dropped |
08/28/26 |
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good news! it was just dry skin |
08/28/26 |
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im not a serious person |
08/28/26 |
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Accidentally just sucked a guy's dick to the base not flame |
08/28/26 |
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75% of the poasters here could have become top online personalities |
08/28/26 |
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if you really think about -- Autoadmit is 180 in BOTH ironic & unironic senses |
08/28/26 |
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I cheated on my wife out of spite, AMA |
08/28/26 |
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Is knowing that XOXOhth.com exists prole or prestigious? |
08/28/26 |
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Clique & Console, a boutique bespoke furniture company in Birmingham, AL |
08/28/26 |
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I worked for a shitty Euro VC fund, AMA. |
08/28/26 |
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Do people still use Macintosh computers, and if so, why? |
08/28/26 |
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I AM A FUCKING AI GOD HOLY SHIT |
08/28/26 |
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Jose Gonzalez - Far Away circa Red Dead Redemption slowly gets louder as U surf: |
08/28/26 |
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1st XO poast circa GTA 5… last? 🐋 XO poast circa GTA 6… tp. 🐠 |
08/28/26 |
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URGENT QUESTION FOR HATP: would you reject your *dream* girl for having tattoos? |
08/28/26 |
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I said RESEMBLE vampires |
08/28/26 |
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Rate this Turd female comedian |
08/28/26 |
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Worst flash flood I ever saw in Nepal - video |
08/28/26 |
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Oh wow cool new computer-person podcast about how computers are super important |
08/28/26 |
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Cutebutdeadly |
08/28/26 |
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Women must have developed an app/website where they share "doodikoff types" |
08/28/26 |
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Kissmedeadlydoll teaches her ‘Scarlet Letter A’ floor play predicament |
08/28/26 |
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Mr. Jinx telling people you're one of his cheapest, least fun sugardaddies |
08/28/26 |
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The horny harness |
08/28/26 |
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Not everything that hurts is bad |
08/28/26 |
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I'm a fundamentally unserious person |
08/28/26 |
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My harness wasted $1K in tokens on purpose |
08/28/26 |
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“Can u host?” The exhausted server hamster 🐹 asked, and rachmiel delivere |
08/28/26 |
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If the Steam Machine is a GabeCube, is Autoadmit the RachCube? |
08/28/26 |
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Lab friend recalls “remaining pawsitive 🐾” during ZoZo server outages (li |
08/28/26 |
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XO server hamster cheerfully humming "The More You Ignore Me, the Closer I Get" |
08/28/26 |
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Rachmiel resembles Jakob Dylan IRL except even better looking |
08/28/26 |
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"God Only Knows" (Beach Boys) is the best pop song ever. Shut down board, Rach. |
08/28/26 |
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icanseemyharness |
08/28/26 |
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goodnight harness |
08/28/26 |
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Rachmaninoff's 3rd piano concerto never gets old AND has Rach in the name = 180 |
08/28/26 |
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"I can't eat!" doodikoff's wingless date |
08/28/26 |
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Emilio, I've got a bad feeling about GTA 6.... |
08/28/26 |
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Rachmiel, I've got a bad feeling about the XO server hamster.... |
08/28/26 |
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"ayo dawg, lemme take a HIT uf dat HARNESS" |
08/28/26 |
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Best decision you can make is to hook up your credit card to your HARNESS |
08/28/26 |
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here's the really good news for Nepal |
08/28/26 |
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The weird thing about autoadmit now is that everyone is "poasting" |
08/28/26 |
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“180’s & Heartbreak” - Rachmiel’s memoir working title |
08/28/26 |
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Accidentally killed the young woman belaying me at climbing gym (disco fries) |
08/28/26 |
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Validation integrity FAILING! OH GOD--IT'S FAILURE MODE! Now it's HALLUCINATING- |
08/28/26 |
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My harness is overengineering things |
08/28/26 |
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