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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Wtftommy?The S&P 500 fell more than 2.6 percent on Friday, its worst on |
06/05/26 |
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Bellevue “xo wing” features recreations of Davis Polk office, 1992 Pizza Hut |
06/05/26 |
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*Cheers theme song plays as I'm carted into Bellevue ER* |
06/05/26 |
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do gay people do the accent when they’re alone |
06/05/26 |
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🚨 THE JEW NUMBERS 🚨 |
06/05/26 |
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Indiana Bears |
06/05/26 |
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Hey piece of shit CRYPTO BROS - where is ur god now? |
06/05/26 |
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TT Rate These Two British #Tennis Players (PICS) |
06/05/26 |
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Will market crazy MOON with SPACEX IPO? |
06/05/26 |
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Is Bitcoin done? I told people to wait till next year but its 6months later ^ |
06/05/26 |
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clueless married simp giving 'game' advice tp |
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crookcumbers is a darkness unto the nations |
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Would you lump sum $1,000,000 into this market? |
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My hung black top just raped my wife's Asian boyfriend |
06/05/26 |
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packaging JM classic threads in tranche with spittleflicked quotemo rants |
06/05/26 |
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SOXS is up 30% today and Tommy doesn't own any |
06/05/26 |
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Smells like Turd Spirit |
06/05/26 |
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Frog and Toad circle jerk an oreo |
06/05/26 |
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When u are banging a chick dogstyle, do u put your thumb in her asshoal? |
06/05/26 |
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Trimmed pussy that tastes like lemon yogurt |
06/05/26 |
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Cool life hack: You can park anywhere if you put your hazards on |
06/05/26 |
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Alt universe: Rickey Henderson chooses football, rushes for 25k yards, 200 TDs |
06/05/26 |
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tt and rudolph staring dumbfounded as coin lands directly on edge |
06/05/26 |
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Turdskin Investments LLC Announces Buying Stocks Again, effective June 2, 2026 |
06/05/26 |
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a 7-letter word for deep tentacles? |
06/05/26 |
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internet based israeli molestation-rape scam |
06/05/26 |
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Biblemos, come ITT and answer a small question |
06/05/26 |
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can't watch crypto prices anymore. cart me off to bellevue |
06/05/26 |
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cr to go to law school part time and spend rest of the time in bellevue? |
06/05/26 |
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"I'm at Bellevue." "Oh, you're a doctor?" "No, I'm here. Can u pick me up?& |
06/05/26 |
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*walks into Bellevue* "Hello, I have a reservation under Jew. First name, Upset" |
06/05/26 |
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*Poasters in hospital gowns doing La La Land choreography @ Bellevue Psych ward* |
06/05/26 |
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"Right now I'm....in house" he poasted from Bellevue Computer Lab. |
06/05/26 |
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*clicks heels, says 'there's no place like home'* *transports to Bellevue ER* |
06/05/26 |
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Insanity work out? Yes, Bellevue has worked out nicely. |
06/05/26 |
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*XO poasters break out into "Thriller" dance in Bellevue ER* |
06/05/26 |
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Which poaster has racked up the most time at Bellevue? |
06/05/26 |
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"Manic Monday" plays to montage of lawyers gurneyed into Bellevue |
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Big lawyer: "please send correspondence to my forwarding address, Bellevue Hospi |
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"I live in NYC, here's my address." "Uh..it says Bellevue Hospital?" |
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XO: "Next Steps in Our Commitment to Bellevue" |
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an understanding smile from Bellevue staff as u waltz in for quarterly 5150 |
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XOs Wikipedia page reads like a Bellevue psychiatric case history |
06/05/26 |
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these jews are bizarrely evil |
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Framed my law degree, my bar admittance & my certificate of sanity from Bellevue |
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Bellevue doc: "he's having delusions again. thinks men can't be women |
06/05/26 |
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AutoAdmit launches new chain of fast casual forums: Bellevue's |
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Bellevue shrink leafing thru your crude sketches of computer screens on t.p. |
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Bellevue doc: "What is the patients case history?" Nurse: "Um, he wrote, xoxohth |
06/05/26 |
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"I was an auto admit once. Not law school, it was Bellevue psych ward. But yeah" |
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*Bellevue nurse opens front door* *sees line of ir8 xo bros* |
06/05/26 |
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“The groom and bride intend to spend their honeymoon in Bellevue” |
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Hallmark special "Christmas at Bellevue" filmed live in front of zozo poa audien |
06/05/26 |
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You, explaining MPM bracket on ur white board to partner: "Uh, Project Bellevue |
06/05/26 |
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Girlfiend: "Why am I only number 2 on your speed dial?" Me: "Bellevue ER is #1" |
06/05/26 |
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The most prestigious posting from bellevue forum in the world |
06/05/26 |
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*Interviewer* "Let's see how you think. How many lawfags could fit in Bellevue? |
06/05/26 |
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Bellevue doc: "No, Taylor Swift PAYS YOU the $25k in the hypo" |
06/05/26 |
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XO Date: "I'm from Bellevue." "Oh, Washington?" "Uhh...yeah.." |
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"I'll take the fruit cup," you said handing blank menu to Bellevue nurse. |
06/05/26 |
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wtf my STOCKS |
06/05/26 |
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Bellevue Doctors instructing front desk not to admit any more stupid lawfags |
06/05/26 |
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"hi, bellevue?how many available beds do you- here, let me just fwd the thread" |
06/05/26 |
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what percentage of women are promiscuous? |
06/05/26 |
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Protip: STOCKS will CRASH soon now that TT has bought back in |
06/05/26 |
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Just farted while jerking my meat |
06/05/26 |
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DJ from Rosanne has NOT aged well |
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Norwegian shitlibs mad about World Cup Viking themed photoshoot |
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so lex fell in love with his phlebotomist? |
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downgraded from "Her Rapist" to "the guy who raped her" |
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Does anyone who exercises have DEPRESSION or is it only in sedentary? |
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OpenClaw presented by White Claw |
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Jamie Dimon steps up to fuck over the muppets |
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Brdshit woman on date with Tommy: "So, what do u do?" T: "I lose money" |
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All the worst people are MAF today and it's 180 AF |
06/05/26 |
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Hegemon, who should PETR NO MERCY YAN fight next |
06/05/26 |
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My "real life" can finally begin when the SP500 hits 8000 |
06/05/26 |
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<whips slave whip> GOYIM TO YOUR STATIONS! CIRCULATE THE JEWISH NUMBERS! |
06/05/26 |
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statistically speaking, best financial advice is to do the opposite of TT |
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NOOOOO MY JEWISH NUMBERS GO DOWN |
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Sean Strickland, current American UFC Champ, got banned from White House Card |
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DAILY REMINDER: ISRAEL DID THIS, gas up ur cars now before it goes ^^^^ |
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scooby doo meme but it's pulling off a TURDMASK to reveal RUDOLPH |
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OH MY GOD THE JEWISH NUMBERS CHANGED |
06/05/26 |
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another shabbat being a fucking kike |
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Tommy 3x bull RDLF, Tommy 3x bear TURD |
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Started plowing a huge lazy white woman in my yard using the actua |
06/05/26 |
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Important message from AIPAC 🇮🇱🇺🇸 |
06/05/26 |
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Incredible... Trump has a 48% Job Approval Rating! |
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Trying to find ricki thread about hanging myself in garage |
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Started plowing a huge lazy river in my yard using the actual river current |
06/05/26 |
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Judeo-Xtian-Islamic Death Worshippers need to move on from Original Sin storylin |
06/05/26 |
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...where the chef are british, the lovers are indian, and the numbers are jewish |
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Feel like having sex with a leggy blonde |
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Hey Mormons, there’s a big long dick headed your way |
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noooooo, not my fake jewish numbers!!!! screeched the xo poster importantly |
06/05/26 |
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watch out fellas the jewish numbers are going down big time |
06/05/26 |
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*1930s radio voice* “today in the jewish numbers, ...” |
06/05/26 |
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did the virus spread to the organ that sustains jewish numbers? |
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Libs need to be ground into a fine paste |
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Russian AI now has larger market share than Grok and DeepSeek |
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srsly tho, u guys know Bitcoin gonna bounce back & we gonna mock u right? |
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Planter: "I want to rape him. But not on a gay way." |
06/05/26 |
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whokebe doesn’t know what AI means. He also doesn’t know |
06/05/26 |
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whok: why don't you bring your medical talents back to USA? |
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the container store really painted itself into a corner |
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🚨🚨🚨 ricky's going off the derech 🚨🚨🚨 |
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hey jizzyidd tell us about chad rejecting ur lubed up vag for new years, bitch |
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"Failing 'star' Martina McBride is highly overrated, and Disgusting! Thank you!" |
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Pedocles' wisdom: let not the squirrel go hungry, even if the acorn is but tiny |
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One of the best philosophy quotes of all-time comes from degenerate fag Foucault |
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So bitcoin yields 0% over 2 years? |
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TommyT when did you start practicing appellate law in Florida? |
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RATE This Blonde Jewess Travel Blogger Who Lives In Beijing (PICS) |
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Trump Jokes About Turd Reporter w Accent: I Thought You Were From Germany (VID) |
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What was Nirvana supposed to be a Reprieve from |
06/05/26 |
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Me & setstein tp floating down a lazy river on inner tubes |
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Iran says it will not allow the blockade to continue |
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Anthropic Calls For Global Pause In AI Development, Avoid Danger To Mankind (WSJ |
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Is it worth trying to leverage crypto? |
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Is Kristin Kavallari the quintessential embodiment of a "Hot Chick"? |
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One Of The 2 Noname WOPs In Roland Garros SF Withdraws #tennis |
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ITT poast poor people things you do |
06/05/26 |
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a 4-letter word for labyrinth? |
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He generated his own tokens |
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Why dont pajeet women hate pajeet men like with azns |
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disco fries claims he has cancer again |
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XO Paradox: Bort is DEAD unless it breaks in some way, then we whine about it |
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Cops love sucking cock and getting their asses fingered |
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"When my asshole sprayed AIDS and Ebola," a TT travel story |
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Board Liberal taking Questions |
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No fast entry to SP500 for SpaceX: 12 mo. and profitability requirements remain |
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covid is real, vax works, computer money is worthless |
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the intracoastal waterway is the world's largest lazy river |
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Tall brunettes with tight ponytails and cruel, mirthless smiles |
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Colorado to replace 10 mile stretch of Route 131 with lazy river (Denver Post) |
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Did lazy river at pool near friends house yesterday. 180. |
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Law office in Texas has a lazy river going through it (link) |
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Business Idea: 50 mile long lazy river w/ stopoff points, bars |
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me and july bar clique calmly floating down waterpark lazy river |
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Stayed at the Delano last year and used Mandalay Bay LAZY RIVER. I'm ok. |
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why doesn't trump replace interstate highway system with lazy rivers? |
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"A Lazy RIver has been built in a far away land" |
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Poasting from lazy river, taking Qs |
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Sincerely have no idea how/why Autoadmit breaks people’s brains |
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*to tune of Edelweiss* Asian wives, Asian wives |
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I accidentally revealed that I know what anime is to my fiancée |
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coach halford cutting team's baseball pants into cutoff shorts |
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Zoomer in Japan gets in argument w/ parents about chatgpt, vanishes |
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