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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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What do you "do" exactly after winning a chick over? |
07/01/25 |
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just fired all my Indian clients and instantly look 15 years younger |
07/01/25 |
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"....while visions of Grubhub CGI minorities, danced in their heads" |
07/01/25 |
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Gonna make a controversial Gaming statement, "Megaman" series wasn't that good |
07/01/25 |
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visions of grubhub dancing in 30yo bumble date's head as you tell her your salar |
07/01/25 |
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Lmao remember when MAGAs thought musk would cut $1T in spending? |
07/01/25 |
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Self Deporting from BIRDSHITISTAN, gonna go get rappped by Carib NIGGAS |
07/01/25 |
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There is no hair you are receding No in-house jobs are on the horizon |
07/01/25 |
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when i go down to miami i wonder "why is everything so shitty and dumb?" |
07/01/25 |
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*walks into office* *sees Scholastic book order forms on desk* |
07/01/25 |
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Everyone cheering as Hurricane DieforIsrael makes landfall |
07/01/25 |
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Gattaca was the last implicit stand of white identity |
07/01/25 |
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Big Pun has two classic albums |
07/01/25 |
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The theme from Christine blaring on repeat as u cruise down LA freeway forever |
07/01/25 |
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“Okay, now roll 1D4 Israel for damage” |
07/01/25 |
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"Ungh! This sure is hornybonercity.com for me today!" |
07/01/25 |
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Telling AA meeting about the time you blew Dave Mustaine tp |
07/01/25 |
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“I’m NOT gay, mom! I’m TRADCATH!” |
07/01/25 |
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“You can read either Hunter or the Turner Diar—hi, who just joined?” |
07/01/25 |
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I will always be fascinated by MAGA gullibility |
07/01/25 |
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"Aussie" Nick: Lance "Carlos" Acatraz Is Tapping Raducanu #tennis |
07/01/25 |
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Eastbound and down A hundred dicks he’s sucking He’s gonna do what they say |
07/01/25 |
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Far Cry 3 Blood Dragons theme plays as Greenwald prepares to post abt Iran |
07/01/25 |
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I'm worried I might have heterosexual sexual intercourse. |
07/01/25 |
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Sharklasers telling gf she makes him “happypantstown” |
07/01/25 |
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"Gee Mr. Soros, the ad didn't mention anything about wearing a dress." |
07/01/25 |
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@realdonaldtrump “This concludes Deleuze and Guattari Week!” |
07/01/25 |
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Drag Queen, ur son re-enacting Ghost clay scene with play doh |
07/01/25 |
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Lululemon suing Costcos for making cheaper versions of their plastic trash wear |
07/01/25 |
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Credited Megaman II level order? |
07/01/25 |
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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after? |
07/01/25 |
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Is Paralegal Mohammed just an Upset Jew alt |
07/01/25 |
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Did cowshit cop Switch 2? |
07/01/25 |
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Can we talk about drinking a woman’s piss? |
07/01/25 |
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Any Republicans who actually support the BBB? |
07/01/25 |
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Everyone knows boner police’s IRL name by now, right? |
07/01/25 |
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Holocaust museum emerging from your stomach like in Total Recall |
07/01/25 |
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Woman equidistant between Ellen show parrot video and Ted Bundys van |
07/01/25 |
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fucking abhor this piece of shit planet with vermin humans everywhere |
07/01/25 |
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kamala sure to be dem nominee in 2028 when she loses in 2024 |
07/01/25 |
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You're basically gay if you're not actively trying to breed your wife/gf |
07/01/25 |
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Der Komissar plays as Dancing Bear struts into Debevoise summer event |
07/01/25 |
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Trump: Ukraine must stop shooting down Russian missiles/drones attacks on Kyiv |
07/01/25 |
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Chocolate teen no no holes |
07/01/25 |
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Glengarry Glen Ross but the leads are for luscious dads who want to fuck |
07/01/25 |
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Tom Clancys Bias Response Team |
07/01/25 |
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Holy shit this Animaniacs episode had a reference to Richard Speck (link |
07/01/25 |
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Lmao Claire how confusing it for you watching Mommy and Daddy fight? |
07/01/25 |
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Wow he used the L word? Thats great news, congrats! Lets catch up sometime |
07/01/25 |
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ITT make ur boldest prediction for ten years from now |
07/01/25 |
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Wow congrats on moving in with him! Wanna catch up as friends haha |
07/01/25 |
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How did you guys spend your $5K doge dividend? |
07/01/25 |
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My dad is my best anal fuckfriend and his boyfriends have juicy naughty peckers |
07/01/25 |
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Denmark bends the knee - status quo of Greenland doesn’t work |
07/01/25 |
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I want to enter Twisted Metal and when I win my wish is gay sex with dads |
07/01/25 |
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I like to call paunchy associates at middling V75 firms Pillsbury Doughboys |
07/01/25 |
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Wife wants a bull with a bigger BBC -- help. |
07/01/25 |
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just farted out a condom lmao |
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Just got done watching a felony trial. Prosecutor was making crazy movements |
07/01/25 |
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"Sorry, things are a bit crazy and I need to take a break from dating for a whil |
07/01/25 |
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"You seem nice, but I need to devote more time to my primary partner now." |
07/01/25 |
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"Ugh, this always happens to me. Ah well...here's looking at you, Margaret!" |
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"Jeez. That sucks. Well, I hope your friend is okay." |
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Expecting third kid. Old dad. Taking advice, praise, pity |
07/01/25 |
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"My 3rd-world replacements DESERVE A BALANCED BUDGET"-Gigaboomer |
07/01/25 |
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gook troop |
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RE: Use of 'garose(?)' watermark on official correspondence |
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historians have detailed debate about 2 Mk. 5 jaegers sent back in time vs Japan |
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German "Sasha" Zverev Suicidal Over Wimbledon Loss #tennis |
07/01/25 |
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Whites hate Jews because they constantly outsmart, outmaneuver them? |
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intergalactic masturbatory |
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morally perfect dead jew who knew everything and never said anything wrong |
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Redneck Goy Nanny Had Never Heard Of Lox & Didn't Know What It Was. WTF? |
07/01/25 |
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smiling face emoji bat signal tp |
07/01/25 |
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Canada imprisons people with 1st-time DUI's up to 10 years |
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Beautiful out today. Did I mention that I hate jews? |
07/01/25 |
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the ipod mini was the best looking ipod |
07/01/25 |
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BBB passes Senate - link |
07/01/25 |
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rach needs to ban boner police for repeated outing |
07/01/25 |
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hmmm smells like an elaborate jewish con job |
07/01/25 |
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has the "rate my takeaway" guy made it? |
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I fucked my son. |
07/01/25 |
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Sophie Cunningham UNGHHHHHHHHHHH |
07/01/25 |
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Pakistan/USA/Iran alliance could destroy Russia forever |
07/01/25 |
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Wat is "Jack" Nicholson doing these days??????? |
07/01/25 |
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"DIE FOR ISRAEL" scrolling on a permanent loop in Times Square now |
07/01/25 |
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Should I get a Mac Mini m4? |
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putin won't see july |
07/01/25 |
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We should DEPORT ANYONE with ancestors who were not US CITIZENS |
07/01/25 |
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Need to drive 2h to meeting. Have diarrhea. |
07/01/25 |
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Going back to XO St. Tropez for ROUND 4 tomorrow (RSF) |
07/01/25 |
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Made it to CARIBBEAN paying $92/n to live in NIGGA GHETTO |
07/01/25 |
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Foreign born shitlib lecturing you on what it means to be American |
07/01/25 |
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Trump is using the BBB to create his own paramilitary GESTAPO. |
07/01/25 |
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People outside/irl are a CGI Grubhub commercial now |
07/01/25 |
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Teewinot Mountaineering Route (AllTrails) |
07/01/25 |
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I've got the receipts too. 👀 |
07/01/25 |
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wow I can’t believe the gay dancing grubhub mystery meat Pixar movie flopped |
07/01/25 |
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Who thought flooding the country with foreigners was a good "idea" ? |
07/01/25 |
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Why do whites and the west adhere to Jewish offshoot religion |
07/01/25 |
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Hyphenated Americans are flame |
07/01/25 |
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i poast from a homeless shelter on a stolen phone |
07/01/25 |
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No tax on tips is the dumbest law since cash for clunkers |
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My sugar baby is exact replica of prime Kylie Page but latinx + way worse body |
07/01/25 |
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Don't get married: ROBOT SEX PARTNERS by 2025 (link) |
07/01/25 |
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Thom Thurdskin |
07/01/25 |
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It is impossible to stop or really even slow immigration. |
07/01/25 |
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Trump, Noem, and DeSantis playing PITFALL! while taking media questions |
07/01/25 |
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dating is important to remind yourself why its important to be alone |
07/01/25 |
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evan: "blacks are unbelievably cruel" trump: "agreed" *sends mexicans to sudan* |
07/01/25 |
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God warning the abyss not to gaze long into Mr. Jinx |
07/01/25 |
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"Venkatesh? Come on up here, Venkatesh! Hell of a guy. Venkatesh Submaranian, ev |
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Can Hegseth get elected to anything after he leaves Defense? |
07/01/25 |
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"When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you." |
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xo is like a spiritual freezer 🥶 |
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Easy to get estrogen but impossible to get testosterone? Why. |
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Retarded client bought a leasehold condo in Hawaii |
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lol typical Americans |
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By 2025 birdshits will be required to call all minorities sir or madam |
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Hegemon asks reddit if he's the asshole |
07/01/25 |
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BTC about to assfuck $13,000 -next stop $55k per BTC- by 2025 $1 million per BTC |
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Penn State BENDS THE KNEE re men playing men’s sports |
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Great mysteries of life:how its created,size of universe,why Bezos married Whore |
07/01/25 |
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What Makes Someone Cool? A New Study Offers Clues. (NYT) |
07/01/25 |
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Rate these gen-z chicks who vlog about running a vineyard |
07/01/25 |
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i stand with hegemon |
07/01/25 |
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🚨 21ST ANNUAL AUTOADMIT/XO PLENARY SESSION AND CONFERENCE 🚨 |
07/01/25 |
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Route: Teewinot Mountain, East Face (WY) - Kelly Halpin 2h 42m 28s |
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Climbing 16,000+ peak tmrw - what are you doing? |
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this is all rainbow randolph's fault |
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I’m getting the same feeling from my Gaming Backlog as I do from Books |
07/01/25 |
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Is St. John's, Newfoundland and Labrador a nice place to live? |
07/01/25 |
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Meet The 30 Under 30 Local Columbus Class Of 2025 (link) |
07/01/25 |
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Trump building ICE detention center with a MOAT full of ALLIGATORS. |
07/01/25 |
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Enlightened Brown tp |
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Broke college student maxing out credit card so she can fly to RSF for a meetup |
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Webb telescope ups the odds that 'city-killer' asteroid 2024 YR4 will hit the mo |
07/01/25 |
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Disco you fat fuck where are we on the Teewinot Mountain Issue™? |
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Why is someone being allowed to imitate and out CSLG? |
07/01/25 |
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Just received a concerning letter from Boom (pic) |
07/01/25 |
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America tried to ban fake photos in 1912 |
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Dayana "Carl" Yastremska beats Coco Gauff at Wimbledon |
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Donal Tron Labubu |
07/01/25 |
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TRUMP in 2020: "Look folks, this Tammy Duckworth is a total QUACK." |
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iran openly repairing the $700 in damage caused by trump bombing fordow |
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"The Earth" tp |
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Remember when libs learned word "stochastic" and it was a thing for a month |
07/01/25 |
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Dislike Israel? Prepare to have your citizenship STRIPPED |
07/01/25 |
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Lob friend torn about Alligator Alcatraz |
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If you actually look around 99% of "people" are literally hideous deformed blobs |
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