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Fun Legal Hypo: Workman Lied About Having Tools To Do Part Of The Job |
05/15/25 |
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Live audio of SCOTUS Birthright case oral argument |
05/15/25 |
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What’s the point of those 5-10 second ads before porn clips? |
05/15/25 |
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chatgpt has been acting weird the past couple days |
05/15/25 |
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Coinbase hacked, over 70% of all crypto stolen |
05/15/25 |
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Largest metropolitan area without a major sports franchise? |
05/15/25 |
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Putin on megaphone in Red Square: “I don’t want peace!”; Trump: let’s gi |
05/15/25 |
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Russian Fonzie tries to jump anti-tank ditch - video |
05/15/25 |
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A cup of piping hot diaper |
05/15/25 |
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Seems like women would rather ruin lives than admit that they were wrong |
05/15/25 |
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BP describe the taste of Sam Hyde's cum as you sucked it out of GJR's mouth |
05/15/25 |
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They should have CLEs where presenters do pornographic acts while teaching you |
05/15/25 |
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Prole favorites: "if it was a snake it woulda bit cha" |
05/15/25 |
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21 Republicans oppose House bill - link |
05/15/25 |
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Hate the accent that pronounces "forward" as "foh-ward" |
05/15/25 |
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What kind of gun is best for taking out a humanoid robot? |
05/15/25 |
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Talmud question: If a rabid goy animal is charging at me can I kill w/ fireball |
05/15/25 |
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Hypo: $1 billion but you can never leave Detroit |
05/15/25 |
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180 how women have demonic serpents in them |
05/15/25 |
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the residue of low quality men |
05/15/25 |
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"tech" just makes things browner & gayer ime |
05/15/25 |
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I take no joy from your marital struggles, RSF (CSLG) |
05/15/25 |
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What’s a cool hat for a 40 year old to wear? |
05/15/25 |
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Successfully formed SECOND babby inside of wife. |
05/15/25 |
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Everyone is fat, hideous and brown now |
05/15/25 |
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Fun legal hypo: jewish man scams goys, can he use antisemitism as defense? |
05/15/25 |
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frustration & lower quality life you can choose by keeping her around tp |
05/15/25 |
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Emilio at ‘97 Rock&Jock softball game in LF robbing Bill Bellamy of a HR |
05/15/25 |
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EMF tortured to death in freemason theresienstadt |
05/15/25 |
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WELCOME TO FLORIDA!!! Enjoy your 91k/yr property tax bill! teehee! |
05/15/25 |
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Comedy movie where RSF and CSLG are rivals at an exclusive Jewish sleepaway camp |
05/15/25 |
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disrespect has entered the chat tp |
05/15/25 |
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I lack the tools to cope with this deteriorating society |
05/15/25 |
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Serpent to Eve: "Did God actually say you couldn't play soccer and write emails? |
05/15/25 |
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serpent entity that deceives with illusion of unlimited options tp |
05/15/25 |
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kool kohen koven |
05/15/25 |
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The Floyd/Wuhan flu era fundamentally broke America's will to live |
05/15/25 |
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if ur drinking piping hot coffee on an empty stomach each morning, ur insane |
05/15/25 |
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Julius Randle is an unmitigated 180 |
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TT's Thai ex-Girlfriend EATS a furking human baby |
05/15/25 |
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People mock Mike Pence but wtf are you supposed to do w women at work? |
05/15/25 |
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was there theoretically a time in history when "women" weren't complete shit |
05/15/25 |
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the narcissism serpent spirit is real |
05/15/25 |
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Stop calling me Asian you fucking fags. I'm NOT |
05/15/25 |
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MOST PEOPLE CRAVE COMFORT TO ALL ELSE |
05/15/25 |
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Most worthless state in the Union? |
05/15/25 |
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So if Powell EVER cuts rate in the future it means Trump was right? |
05/15/25 |
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So, is America great again? |
05/15/25 |
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Nolan will film Odyssey exclusively on Imax |
05/15/25 |
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DAILY REMINDER: fat people don't have souls |
05/15/25 |
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don't even talk to me until i've sucked some piping hot Joe down my throat |
05/15/25 |
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Don't talk to me till I've sucked down some hot Joe in the morning |
05/15/25 |
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If it hadn't been for piping hot joe I'd been fired a long time ago |
05/15/25 |
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Who else is going to be pounding hot joe in 8 hrs or so |
05/15/25 |
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When did this bort deteriorate to racist and suicidal rants? |
05/15/25 |
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hundreds of people taking turns cutting tiny chunks off you helplessly |
05/15/25 |
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ADL shifts focus to “super racists” . Are you one? |
05/15/25 |
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Cons is dying for Qatar better or worse than dying for Israel? |
05/15/25 |
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the current "pope" is merely a puppet of Rod Blagojevich |
05/15/25 |
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grrrr take my coffee black no sugar grrrr im a hardy goy worker grrrr im strong |
05/15/25 |
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goyim are proud their guts withstand black coffee in service of the shareholders |
05/15/25 |
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hardy goyim are very proud of chugging down coffee 4 their jew overseers |
05/15/25 |
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Went for a walk today. This was my view (pic) |
05/15/25 |
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was on a call earlier and had to drop down from gunshot sounds nearby |
05/15/25 |
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Had an interesting conversation with a gynecologist friend |
05/15/25 |
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MS Teams just randomly flashing for no reason whatsoever |
05/15/25 |
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"Why don't they just rape him?" (Spaceporn watching Home Alone) |
05/15/25 |
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From the passenger seat, to the rear view mirror |
05/15/25 |
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Gf went to a book club |
05/15/25 |
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Hypo: your ass gets so backed up that poop gets stored in your balls instead |
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Can't spell "Hello" without HELL |
05/15/25 |
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Florida's economy is dependent on: Disney, OnlyFans, OJ, illegal spics |
05/15/25 |
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"you can't spell Austism with U and I, haha" |
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Antisemite GOP Senator unveils bill to ban porn (link). Oy vey, anuddah shoah!! |
05/15/25 |
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nyuug is larping as a crypto expert again (link) |
05/15/25 |
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PS no web browser is bloated. The webSITES are full of streaming pop-up porn ads |
05/15/25 |
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I’m at the point where even the “good” niggers I’ve met can hie thee bac |
05/15/25 |
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HAHAURFUCKED!!! ADJUNCT PROFESSORS II, ELECTRIC BOOGALOO |
05/15/25 |
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"I am a NIGGA, Heil Hitler!" - Pope Leo |
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Holy SHIT the Pope is BASED!!!! |
05/15/25 |
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Russian delegation in Turkey goes home. "It's late, fuck Ukraine" |
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Kristi Noem stomps her hooves, “I wanna new plane too!” |
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You're being fooled to think AI is smarter than people |
05/15/25 |
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GC slop shop marketing buttsex friendly bowl for pride month |
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What is XOs equivalent of a Freak Off? It’s MPM right? |
05/15/25 |
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YouJizz performances compared in five different web browsers in Mac and Windows |
05/15/25 |
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Do Tall Guys realize their height has no value outside the internet/prose |
05/15/25 |
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butthole. lmao. |
05/15/25 |
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Damn I just took a giant shit in a work commode |
05/15/25 |
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Jews on tv nonstop saying Afrikaners deserve punishment for their ancestors sins |
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ey bro 80 year olds need more dick pills |
05/15/25 |
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Spent all night cooking meatballs. Lunch came around and I wunt about it |
05/15/25 |
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So now US soldiers will be sent to die for Qatar? |
05/15/25 |
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Your Pope name: "Pope" + last thing you ate + # of letters in your first name |
05/15/25 |
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me and scholarship sharing gogurt & gushers while we watch Mortal Kombat in 1995 |
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ricky standing outside a broken hispanic bartender with money in his pocket |
05/15/25 |
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The Evanston Papacy (2025-____) |
05/15/25 |
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Black man named Orlando Themepark (link |
05/15/25 |
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Clooney turned on Slow Joe after Biden didn't recognize him at fundraiser |
05/15/25 |
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Nock Nock Frauds! Im here with pickaxe! hehe cr evan39? |
05/15/25 |
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CSLG grows 500 inches in seconds after all birthday wishes granted at once |
05/15/25 |
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Imgur album of professional Asian women incongruously wearing cowboy boots |
05/15/25 |
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What are some gay songs with powerful crescendos like "Dont Cry For Me Argentina |
05/15/25 |
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Slowly shifting mind from poasting to law like doing u turn with a battleship |
05/15/25 |
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Hey cons sorry the Saudis made your tariffs pointless |
05/15/25 |
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"AI is mostly air. need help opening this word doc btw" - high powered xo lawyer |
05/15/25 |
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Libs, I thought “tariffs” were supposed to have crashed the US economy by no |
05/15/25 |
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“Keep that dick up!” shrieked peterman to trucker as cops yanked him from ca |
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Had an interesting conversation with a paleontologist friend |
05/15/25 |
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Girl my buddy fucked back in the day had the tightest pussy. |
05/15/25 |
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Bezos paid Melanie $28m for a documentary, totally not a bribe |
05/15/25 |
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nyuug bought all AMD components because the CEO is a chonky old woman |
05/15/25 |
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George20 writing Cthulhu story about Nggur'Ashol |
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I found the Boner Police biopic |
05/15/25 |
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HGTV announces "classy smut" series The Impropriety Brothers |
05/15/25 |
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a Gentleman began rans'cking our Camp at 11:31 pm (L&C Tracker) |
05/15/25 |
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“The Green Ribbon” but her head doesn’t fall off it just hides her Adam’ |
05/15/25 |
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Rach I need u to give the server a “tip” (into big pool of boiling water) |
05/15/25 |
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Rach can u disguise the server as a crate of tea and send it to 18th c Boston |
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Rach it’s time to blast the server with magnets like it’s the USS Eldridge |
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Luis' Spotify Wrapped tactfully suggesting he listen to more than just Lumineers |
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BoorDash |
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Guy remade "Grey Gardens" with Lady Elaine Fairchilde puppets (YouTube |
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I can't get any work done and my attention span is shot |
05/15/25 |
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HONOLULU is the LARGEST METRO AREA W/O A MAJOR SPORTS FRANCHISE |
05/15/25 |
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How AI proof is sales? |
05/15/25 |
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It scares the shit out of cons that China is a functional society |
05/15/25 |
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how the fuck do people still take out 30y mortgages in far flung burbs |
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Engineer loses job to AI. Now lives in trailer and delivers DoorDash |
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'Iron Man' but it's all ugly niggers (Disney) |
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Did the last Game of Thrones book ever get published? |
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Walmart raising prices due to the Trump Tax |
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MPA did you watch wishmaster 2 yet? |
05/15/25 |
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Possible employer after taking severance? Palestinian bro I know got fucked |
05/15/25 |
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All this “GPT” and “AI” shit is going to fizzle & be forgotten very soon |
05/15/25 |
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No More Mister Nice Trannie |
05/15/25 |
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Mig, whats ur throwaway let’s meet up west side chi tmrw not flame |
05/15/25 |
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180 feeling: smacking a disrespectful dude in the face |
05/15/25 |
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Monthly subscription for printer toner to work? WTF? and for heated seats in car |
05/15/25 |
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RATE my progression toward climbing and summiting Teewinot Mountain |
05/15/25 |
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a machine that fears death tp |
05/15/25 |
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IDF Recovers Body Of Soldier Killed In 1949. USA: ROFL Never |
05/15/25 |
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Tell an AI you suspect your 5 year-old son isn't yours, ask how to handle it |
05/15/25 |
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Is “DOGE” still doing stuff? |
05/15/25 |
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remember when doctors were rich in the 90s |
05/15/25 |
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EE professor caught paying $150 markup for 3D vcache technolgy |
05/15/25 |
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u know what fuck u all🖕 |
05/15/25 |
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palestinians are the real racists |
05/15/25 |
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Everyone is sick of niggers |
05/15/25 |
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most important thing i learned is |
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