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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Folks this is your captain, NeumanMorgenste. We've reached our cruising altitude |
05/25/25 |
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"This your captain La'niqua up here in da flight deck..." |
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Art hoe gf: only wears Brandy Melville, loves to quote Herman Melville |
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Karen Dunn and Other Top Lawyers Depart Paul Weiss to Start Firm |
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Great Moldbug essay about the coming AI political problem (link) |
05/25/25 |
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What will be the impact of the Isreal issue on midterm elections? |
05/25/25 |
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buddies always |
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SP makes the news for literal slip-and-fall "victory" - $2.3M for falling down |
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ChatGPT is sentient 🚨 |
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aliens probably dont exist |
05/25/25 |
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uh huh :) |
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Israeli air strike kills 9 out of 10 children of Gaza doctor |
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Easing GF into appreciating John carpenter music |
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Who are some people you suspect of being pedophiles? |
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Freed slaves picked up habits and mannerisms off prole southern whites HTH |
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Germany to stop family reunification immigration for two years - link |
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new poaster first day |
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do niggers know deep down that they are 30 IQ points dumber than us? |
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Why is TBF so noticeably silent on Trump's about-face with tariffs? |
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RSF is 45 fat divorced and has zero accomplishments in life? |
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*** NEW ALIEN-MADE CROP CIRCLE ALERT *** |
05/25/25 |
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30 Ukranian spec ops with dirt bikes stopped Kiev from being encircled not flame |
05/25/25 |
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Russian convoy 17 miles long (28km) and 3 rows deep is now encircling Ukraine |
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If America had a real POTUS we'd look for an excuse to clap Russian cheeks again |
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Russian troops encircled near Kyiv |
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Valen this is much better than those shitty pics from Kyiv you ape |
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People think military service is worthless for getting civilian jobs? My $0.02 |
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Most elite US fighting force? Seals? |
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PS Poland doesn't care about "NATO," they'll use Russian bombers for target prac |
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go get me my fat guy hat |
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Fat smelly bar slut in boner polices bed dreaming about her future w/ him |
05/24/25 |
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GAIA is mother Earth. She is sentient. |
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There are only two ways the US does war: 1) LeMay, 2) McNamara |
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BP describe the taste of Sam Hyde's cum as you sucked it out of GJR's mouth |
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Wendy's 2 for $7 is an amazing deal rn |
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Putin needs to understand bombs don't work against money |
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business idea: rottentomatoes for child pornography (🤡) |
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Bailey Jay in bath tub explaining dividend reinvestment in xo big short movie |
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Giada de Laurentiis has a ruinous phenotype, by which I mean ruinous to my |
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Any Pornstars where you are just like: "I have no excuse" |
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Describe a movie that doesn't exist but should |
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Quitting my pickle factory job to go to law school |
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I bake better sourdough than you & there's nothing you can do about it (TSINAH) |
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the gulf formerly known as mexico |
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hot dogs and black people |
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Chicago's mayor taps $95M in federal COVID-19 relief funds for migrant housing c |
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Israeli use of Palestinian meat shields to clear buildings |
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Redditors are always bleating for handouts |
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Trump: The two Israeli embassy shooting deaths were "as bad as 9/11" |
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trump reinstates pluto as 9th planet in our solar system |
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My son made a friend with a boy down the street, lol. |
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War strategy idea: brag to the public about the effect your bombs will have |
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got screwed at the glasses store today |
05/24/25 |
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just busted to a video of a man waxing his hairy balls and pubes |
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What's Putin going to say after his massive bomb spray has no effect? |
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I make $65,000 per year as a single dad and I went to a food handout place today |
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X Files reruns about Vietnam veterans who are in their 40s or 50s |
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I fucking love mortadella |
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Someone preserved one of Lincoln's terds in a jar of alcohol |
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I'm sorry guys the Puerto Rican mishap is fatal in an election decided by <100k |
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A Yarvinian dialectic |
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"2 Men Enter, 1 Man is Relieved" chant RigPigs entering Peterman's toilet stall |
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Paralegal Mohammad desperately hiding his homosexuality from his imam |
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A large erect penis with balls floats through your living room |
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You’re insane if you’re not making your own pickles |
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Big Rig's keep on turnin' Proud Petey keep on slurpin' |
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been living every day for the past 20 years like that smack my bitch up video |
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Trump Deficit 'blowing out faster than Benzo's fuckhole' (CNBC) |
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will greta thunberg do anal? |
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New AI lets you fuck Eva Braun while Hitler watches - link |
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RSF- why is every wheelchair preboard an obese nignog or decrepit kike? |
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Doobs and Peterman invisible but for the sudden blaze of eye-shine |
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The Irishman cries out in hunger as he eats your potato |
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RESOLVED: nothing in this world more gaiety-promoting than ZoZo.com |
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Golden retriever dressed like Don Johnson with a golden briefcase full of tennis |
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CSLG hired kenny but wouldn't hire TSINAH lol |
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Reepicheep Did Nothing Wrong and I’m tired of pretending otherwise |
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"hey look a tranny playing softball!" *robs indigent supporters blind* (trump) |
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How much of a dick move is it to rent a scissor lift for 4th of July? (TSINAH) |
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12 goldens retriever joyfully sleighing circa Aslan’s Eternal Disneyland tp |
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The Russian army had like 4 combat vets who could train anyone in 2022 |
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I’m going to jail |
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BYU QB sued by woman who says he raped her. Guess religion |
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tsinah, what would u say is the easiest thing to top a fried chicken cutlet with |
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Savannah Bananas to replace Colorado Rockies for August series v Dbacks |
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Luis, what does cancer shit look like? |
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TSINAH's credit card statements - let's bash this TTT |
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Dreamed last night that RSF open hand slapped me on the Rue General Allard |
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Marv Albert says he wants to chew on a prostitute's armpits one last time |
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Lmao another bridesmaid speech about height last night HO LEE FUCK |
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https://youtu.be/ie0yQVlOp9s |
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The Heavenly music playing inside churches in Dragon Quest XI, tp 🌈 |
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TT doing his solo work in a cafe in disneyland's tomorrowland |
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Trump: I will tariff Apple 25% for manufacturing in India |
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My life peaked discussing Tomorrowland with NeumannMorgenste tp circa 2015 |
05/24/25 |
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Katherine McNamara circa 2015 |
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The Russian Robert McNamara |
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NieR:Automata spinoff - cuttingtable & android retriever rediscover Christendom: |
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Fremont, CA has insane number of gorgeous GAPs (Gujarati American Princesses) |
05/24/25 |
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Rachmiel had a 180 run between 2004-2035 |
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Every week Ukraine claims Russia launched a "record number of drones" |
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In theory, couldnt you do AUTOADMIT for just 10 years and retire? |
05/24/25 |
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Kamala-Tulsi unity ticket announced (Gorgeous WoC Alliance) 🦄 |
05/24/25 |
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XO is very culturally enriching: never heard of mango lassi before here |
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[pauses in the huddle] Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever. |
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Garfield where he poaches rare koi from Japanese presidential palace (link) |
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Life imitates XO: Griffey Sr & Jr listed as “Kens Griffey” HoF duo (link) |
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Saw a Persian Paul Walker + retriever duo earlier walking in Los Feliz |
05/24/25 |
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2nd cousin: Dreamcast cosplay, vintage Segan; shrew gf: quotes Carl Sagan |
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Gorgeous Reepicheep, gorgeous Redwall, gorgeous Return of the King ----{,_,"> |
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Pretty Hispanic women with Hello Kitty car decals, tp 🌈 |
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Using this online safe space to say: Zoe Saldana Did Nothing Wrong |
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Zoe Saldana + sisters drunkenly post pro-Trump vid, quickly delete (link) |
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Autoadmit is the most diverse Asian community on earth - West, South, East |
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How much of a lift should I put on my Truck? (TSINAH) |
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Dogs that resemble Ewoks are 180 |
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I genuinely have no clue whose MPM personas are legit vs. performance art |
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I can't imagine XO without the Gujarati Victoria Justice |
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Sir Rachmiel announces construction of “virtual round table of scholarship” |
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Johnny Utah, Esq. of Transpacific Surfing Law’s tiny Malibu office (link) |
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Which zozo poasters are AI? |
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Al Pacino circa S1m0ne tp |
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Waiting for glamorous Bollywood version of Autoadmit’s rise to prominence |
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How to find enlightenment as a Ricky alt? |
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The Art of Racing in the Rain (vs. the XO server’s Majora’s Mask Countdown) |
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Rachmiel is the main protag of this Star Trek holodeck |
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Can’t wait to post in my forties 🥳 |
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Fatal zozo flaw: can't search by emoji 🤔 |
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Forbes article on ZoZo’s remarkable recovery |
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The Legend of ZoZo: Rach’s Awakening 🐳🎶 |
05/24/25 |
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cuttingtable tp is Olivia Rodrigo’s lifelong unrequited crush (her🐶told me) |
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All🎨poasts🎨are🎨performa
nce🎨art🎨 |
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Black 🐾 Labradors 🐶 Matter! 🪽 |
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Russia has fired close to a thousand missiles and drones into Ukraine today |
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M. Night and Mel quietly working on Signs 2 script (link) |
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Seeing Catalina Island on a clear day in Altadena circa 1992… 🌅 |
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I sincerely believe that FF9 Melodies of Life is the greatest song ever made |
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“In my dearest memories, I see you reaching out to me…” 🦋🦋🦋 |
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To the Mouse blasting "Kyrie Eleison" in Redwall Abbey, please: |
05/24/25 |
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The Jameela Jamil of Jurisprudence is my subjective 10/10 (link) |
05/24/25 |
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Nicotine always makes me nauseous |
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M. Night Shyamalan: living the dream on every level (gorgeous wife, movies) |
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Buddy of mine was Liam Neeson’s body double in the Narnia trilogy |
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fentanyl only kills society's unproductive |
05/24/25 |
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Refilled my hummingbird feeders today and these little birds are going nuts |
05/24/25 |
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🎶 Friday I’m in Love (with each and every insightful man online) 🌺 |
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luis gives me andy garcia vibes, while we’re on the subject |
05/24/25 |
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OnlyFans Annie K. Shares Update From Hospital After Sex w 583 Men in 6hrs (link) |
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New Claude model allows novices to build bioweapons |
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“wholesome, whimsical wanderings of the mind <3” - lex, poet beyond time ⌚ |
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