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Vietnam is so far behind China, retarded when Dunbfurks pretend it's next China    12/18/25  (12)
lawyers can make a boatload of $ for not doing much!    12/18/25  (4)
Apple to Reshore Apple Chip Production in new $15b San Antonio, TX Facility    12/18/25  (1)
Why do SHITLAWYERS speak of "FILES," not deals/matters/cases?    12/18/25  (8)
FBI Director to RESIGN! Send that TURD back to Turdistan! #MAGA #USA    12/18/25  (1)
Lawyers are such whinerfags    12/18/25  (2)
Nevada Considering Bar Rules for Marijuana Lawyers    12/18/25  (3)
lawyers come itt    12/18/25  (3)
A milking device for urban professional men slowly stealing their blood & semen    12/18/25  (3)
Doodikoff files patent infringement lawsuit against Cool Ranch Doritos    12/18/25  (1)
The YouTube Poop (YTP) era of Youtube (2006 - 2010 or so)    12/18/25  (7)
heart - barracuda (live 1977).mp3    12/18/25  (3)
"they lack credibility because they [prematurely] called trump hitler"    12/18/25  (6)
Avatar 3 was a Triumph.    12/18/25  (12)
I'm never dealing with lawyers again.. what crap    12/18/25  (2)
Can any of you lawyers explain the show "Night Court" to me?    12/18/25  (2)
Question about European feudalism.    12/18/25  (69)
"May it please the court" and other shit faggot lawyers say    12/18/25  (2)
Late twenties chicks with brillo pad assholes    12/18/25  (3)
We big lawyers are at the heart of American capitalism    12/18/25  (5)
XO = a gathering of shitlawyers talking about    12/18/25  (4)
Looking back with non horny eyes, Britney Spears wasn't THAT hot    12/18/25  (14)
SUMMON: exeunt. I think it's time to ban NYUUG. He spams all the time.    12/18/25  (11)
white american here. cant believe people actually live with dogs in their houses    12/18/25  (4)
Bonobo cumming in 30 year old single white lawyers pussy    12/18/25  (4)
this is a framing device, right okay? that's what everything is    12/18/25  (4)
all GOAT foreigners admit that english is more literary than their own language    12/18/25  (3)
KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN YEAH KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN COME ON    12/18/25  (4)
Holiday reminder:Tomorrow is last day to start the flame thread that wins u MPM    12/18/25  (4)
Got iPhone 15 Proles Max @ $413 for Wife & I, Replaced 6S & 7    12/18/25  (7)
When you peel off a girl’s winter stockings and her sweltering pussy stinks    12/18/25  (11)
Going to have sex with my wife in one hour    12/18/25  (9)
we should leaflet-drop the chinese with cannabis products    12/18/25  (6)
tucker is 180 and these are some extremely bad people    12/18/25  (1)
holy fuck this state is trash kill all goyim    12/18/25  (2)
For the average UMC dude, journey to $1m liquid is easy; getting to $10m is slog    12/18/25  (33)
“Daad, it’s like I said. She splashed water at me first.”    12/18/25  (1)
Sometimes In the summertime I don't feel alright I lose my vibe    12/18/25  (1)
people seek you out to complain about your lifestyle    12/18/25  (2)
alright over the next week i'm going to out a bunch of people here    12/18/25  (10)
HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never poast tp again    12/18/25  (1)
“Does your cunt stink/dick not work? Don’t wanna get AIDS? Fat as fuck?”    12/18/25  (8)
How the hell is the Brown shooter still at large?    12/18/25  (34)
At this point if Brown killer IS Mustapha entire State of R.I. must resign    12/18/25  (1)
XO is all Asian lawyers who used to have gel spiked hair and listen to like a g6    12/18/25  (9)
biggest tell that nyuug fucks escorts: always a "wash up" pause before sex    12/18/25  (43)
You guys don't even do drugs at all? Obvious xo aspies    12/18/25  (40)
I think Trump is right that inflation is going down now.    12/18/25  (11)
180 White House plaques written by Trump    12/18/25  (5)
what's the safest place to live on earth    12/18/25  (99)
Look what a POWER LIMITED 3090 can do (280W)    12/18/25  (3)
ANOTHER SHOOTING FOUR MORE DEAD IN PENNSYLVANIA    12/18/25  (27)
Brown shooting first unsolved mass shooting in US history??    12/18/25  (2)
Scott Adams is in a world of shit    12/18/25  (8)
Why do libs claim 'border is secure' but refuse to deport anyone    12/18/25  (16)
would be neat to have a wife that wasn't just an occult weapon against me    12/18/25  (3)
CSLGs girlfriend is hot as fuck and you losers are jealous of his 180 life    12/18/25  (22)
Nick is CRUSHING trump    12/18/25  (1)
Leaches on leaches    12/18/25  (1)
How tf did the S&P 4x in 10 years    12/18/25  (1)
Reminder: I was literally the first one to talk about nyuug fucking escorts    12/18/25  (27)
"we're going to have some retarded nigger dipshit rape scum into everyone you ca    12/18/25  (1)
they don't even let you leave    12/18/25  (1)
Finns aren't white.    12/18/25  (32)
MPM 2025: the final 64 based on poasting volume    12/18/25  (83)
Poaster made it onto College GameDay last weekend (pic)    12/18/25  (2)
completely normal to have middle aged bald jew pedo use word games to rob you    12/18/25  (1)
South Florida from Miami to Jupiter is governed by blood drunk slaver crooks    12/18/25  (1)
Miss finland mocks azns by making slanty eyes, brouhaha ensues    12/18/25  (2)
2025 MPM will be based solely on Height    12/18/25  (2)
so which jew here hired the rape ape?    12/18/25  (1)
I am in Tech, and work at Block. Taking questions.    12/18/25  (10)
Based Israel poisoning american citizens while stealing from the treasury    12/18/25  (1)
made some new Grok GFs - rate them    12/18/25  (46)
"cum walks" are becoming a normal thing now    12/18/25  (12)
"fuck liiiiiiibs" shouted tsinah as he ran from an outback steakhouse manager    12/18/25  (89)
11 years ago I won MPM just wanted to give you all some tips    12/18/25  (3)
Remember what a pure artform pro bodybuilding was in the 1950s?    12/18/25  (50)
we got any political operators here?    12/18/25  (20)
Fat wife havers vindicated. Regular exercise destroys female fertility (link)    12/18/25  (61)
let me get this right    12/18/25  (2)
"hey libs i can overturn things too lmao" (trump's plan for export filled boats)    12/18/25  (1)
this country is sewage, south florida needs to be pummeled with atom bombs    12/18/25  (1)
It’s crazy how Gaza is pretty much just miles of flattened gray gravel now    12/18/25  (1)
just kill everyone animating the fraudhead    12/18/25  (1)
What should approach to life be if you're straight, hate women but not asexual    12/18/25  (7)
someone's trying to give me a stroke a la lex    12/18/25  (1)
Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?    12/18/25  (55)
Google is RAPING OpenAI so bad now. Gemini 3 flash released    12/18/25  (11)
Fathers spending time with their kids see 30% drop in testosterone lmao    12/18/25  (10)
Hypo: Michigan names YOU next head football coach. How many wins in 2026?    12/18/25  (39)
🚨 GROK IMAGINE IFNB REVIVAL THREAD    12/17/25  (3)
what level jew is rachmiel? What blood spells can he cast?    12/17/25  (15)
Cape buffalo 1, millionaire safari dude 0 - link    12/17/25  (8)
cowgod, you never discuss/opine on the state of western arpgs (diablo, path of e    12/17/25  (13)
So nyuug just fucks prostitutes? Lol    12/17/25  (68)
Why is nyuug so touchy about the fact he has to pay for sex?    12/17/25  (4)
Killer Mike joins Biglaw, changes name to Biller Kike    12/17/25  (114)
I hate blackpillers more than shitlibs at this point    12/17/25  (3)
Rate this BigLol associate's 180 law firm name    12/17/25  (23)
Fuentes: Aspiring to be a good father and husband is pathetic and FAGGOT    12/17/25  (98)
Are poasters who say a corrupt demented "president" is doing great paid for it?    12/17/25  (9)
MPM: A Retrospective    12/17/25  (15)
“but why do I always feel guilty”    12/17/25  (2)
Quitting job to join Army in defense of America's thirst for oil    12/17/25  (3)
Can we agree lifesaver gummies = most prestigious Halloween candy?    12/17/25  (1)
Hawaii Judge shouting ALOHA AKHBAR    12/17/25  (16)
SEEKING ARRANGMENT - JUST FUCKED ZOOMER ART CHICK    12/17/25  (191)
HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again    12/17/25  (40)
Best country for hiring girls to compete in intense sex competitions legally?    12/17/25  (7)
Financially, this is the most stressful time of year for me    12/17/25  (11)
Trump's changes to POTUS walk of fame are 18000000    12/17/25  (8)
serious question: how the fuck do muslims sleep?    12/17/25  (19)
Jewish word games tp    12/17/25  (4)
Held a work party at my apartment last night.    12/17/25  (137)
95% of whites under 30 who live in cities support gay marriage    12/17/25  (38)
Cons plz react MAF to this    12/17/25  (13)
Remember when nyuug accidentally self outed that he fucks pros    12/17/25  (38)
how do we fix American "women"?    12/17/25  (67)
ever wonder what Kristen Schaal's tits look like?    12/17/25  (47)
lazy 76 y/o boomer lashing out at work after i removed his perk    12/17/25  (20)
Ruinous Thanksgiving Dinner (cowgod)    12/17/25  (16)
AI is shockingly bad at music theory    12/17/25  (9)
what do jewish gangsters value    12/17/25  (6)
Lack of Black Friday deals is a really bad sign for the economy    12/17/25  (54)
Paris Hilton visits Haiti (pic)    12/17/25  (3)
Reminder: You didn't watch a single movie with 100% attention last year, but    12/17/25  (9)
tits...beautiful tits...ruined by nipple hair    12/17/25  (2)
Buy a 3090 with a straight as fuck backplate, test it, put it in a bag    12/17/25  (1)
Let's put it this way: you KNOW used RTX 3090s will never cost < $750    12/17/25  (1)
the rico act    12/17/25  (2)
Seems like Hitler was actually fighting against evil antichrist jews?    12/17/25  (14)
"Jeffrey, to all the pubescent beauties we've raped together, our confession. Ha    12/17/25  (2)
*FBI about to solve a crime* "Oh no, that's Kash Patel's entrance music!"    12/17/25  (6)
"Jeffrey, to joyful plunges into pubescent mounds not affecting a presidency. Ha    12/17/25  (3)
"Jeffrey, we raped them all, didn't we. How they squirmed & squealed. Happy Birt    12/17/25  (4)
"Oh Jeffrey, my frolicking Pan god, another stable of beauties. Happy Birthday."    12/17/25  (11)
as a Jew, I was never high on my own supply    12/17/25  (1)
“Jeffrey, how they bucked as we fucked! How they rucked as we sucked! Our luck    12/17/25  (15)
Late Gen SNES cartridges with custom chip enhancements >>> Sega 32x. Discuss.    12/17/25  (11)
currently on a 15 year streak of not making MPM (fratty)    12/17/25  (10)
My wife's sister in law bragged about her boob job all through Christmas dinner    12/17/25  (14)
Sending CSLG holiday card of xo's Grok imagine of his kids crying (RSF)    12/17/25  (4)
Sent from my rich inner world    12/17/25  (22)
"Shabbos Goyim never age, have you noticed that?" - Bibbi Epstein    12/17/25  (5)
have to become immune to small or even medium pain    12/17/25  (1)
HOLY SHIT Home Alone house just blew up due to gas main leak, 3 dead    12/17/25  (1)
Kash Patel fucking up Brown shooting investigation    12/17/25  (33)
$1488 to have Nick Fuentes stay in your guest room for a week?    12/17/25  (7)
Explain the Allegheny vs ACLU SCOTUS case    12/17/25  (2)


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